soberdrunk:
Why not!!!?? Do you know how much tithe is coming from "bet money"? Even pastor fit done knack am 12.....

But this one is very odd to say the least. It's bad for the reputation of a church like MFM!

Mountain of Fire and Miracles branch in Port Harcourt seem to have taken evangelism an extra mile. I just got this flyer from their mobilizers and I still can't believe my eyes. Many people kinda find it odd but to me, this is just funny!
Like they're going to screen the UEFA Champions League final live in the church? I don't get it.

Do you think this is right?

Lalasticlala, OAM4J what sayest thou?

Cee C Nwadioramma. Your surname fits you well!

Lazy Nigerian Youth

shortgun:
ehhh, Bro you tried but Chicken should not be Nwa Okuko, I think it should be Anu Okuko.

unless u meant Chicks.
Good job.

Yes I meant that! Thanks

NAMES OF SOME ANIMALS IN
CENTRAL IGBO LANGUAGE (ASỤSỤ
IGBO IZUGBE)

1) Goat = Ewu (Male = Mkpi, Female =
Nne Ewu)

2) Fowl = Ọkụkọ (Male = Oke Ọkpa,
Female = Nnekwu)

3) Guinea Fowl = Ọgazị
4) Chick = Nwa Ọkụkọ
5) Turkey = Tolotolo/Torotoro
6) Duck = Ọbọgwụ
7) Pigeon = Nduru
8.) Ostrich = Enyi Nnụnụ
9) Antelope = Mgbada
10) Deer = Ele
11) Cow = Ehi
12) Horse = Ịnyịnya
13) Rat = Oke
14) Guinea Pig = Oke Bekee
15) Squirrel = Ọsa
16) Dog = Nkịta
17) Hyena = Ediabali
18) Cat = Buusu/Nwamba
19) Sheep = Atụrụ
20) Ram = Ebule
21) Pig = Ezi
22) Lion = Ọdụm
23) Leopard = Agụ
24) Elephant = Enyi
25) Monkey = Enwe
26) Chimpanzee = Adaka
27) Gorilla = Ọzọdimgba (Ọzọ, the king
of
wrestling)
28) Snail = Ejile/Ejula
29) Snake = Agwọ
30) Python = Eke
31) Lizard = Ngwere
32) Wall Gecko = Aghụ ụlọ
33) Crocodile = Aguiyi
34) Toad = Awọ
35) Frog = Mbara
36) Tortoise = Mbe
37) Vulture = Udele
38) Eagle = Ugo
39) White Ant = Ahụhụ
40) Black Ant = Agbịsị
41) Mosquito = Añụ Nta
42) Grasshopper = Ụkpala
43) Kite = Égbé
44) Spider = Ududo
45) Praying Mantis = Ogongolo/
Ngelengele
46) Earth Worm = Idide
47) Worm = Òkpò
48) Scorpion = Akpị
49) Butterfly = Ịbụba
50) Cockroach = Ụchịcha
51) House Fly = Ijiji
52) Cricket = Nte
53) Bed Bug = Chinchi
54) Bee = Añụ
55) Crab = Nsịkọ
56) Bat = Ụsụ
57) Millipede = Esu
58) Centipede =Agbakụlụ
59) Rabbit = Ewii
60) Grasscutter = Nchi
61) Owl = Ikwiikwii
62) Wood Pecker = Ọtụ Kpọkpọ
63) Chameleon = Ogwumagala
64) Fox = Ụnanwụrụede
65) Fish = Azụ
66) African civet = Edi Ụra (a nocturnal
animal known to sleep all day during
the day. Used to refer to anyone who
sleeps a lot )
67) Wasp = Ebu (Isi kote ebu, Ọ gbaa
ya)
68) Taylor Ant = Ido/ Akpọlide (Usually
found on mango trees)
69) Porcupine = Ebi Ogwu
70) Shrew = Nkakwụ/Nkapia (Mole-like
rat that is known for its pungent smell.)
71) Swallow = Eleke Nti Oba (A type of
bird that hardly perches on trees when
in season to avoid being gunned down
by human hunters)
72) Hawk = Nkwo
73) Beetle = Mbuzu/Ebe
74) Periwinkle = Isam
75) Bush Fowl/Goose = Ọkwa
76) Stork = Okpoko
77) Boa Constrictor = Eke Ọgba
78) Camel = Ịnyịnya Ibu
79) Hippopotamus = Utobo/Akụm
80) Iguana = Ngwere aghụ
81) Eel = Azụ asa
82) Tilapia = Ebi Iyi
83) Crayfish = Isha/ oporo
84) Turtle = Mbe mmiri
85) Egret = Chekeleke
86) Donkey = Jaki
87) Dragon Fly = Tatambeneke/
chechembeleke
88) Maggot = Ikpuru/Ndù
89) Buffalo = Atụ
90) Wolf = Agụ Owulu
91) Sparrow = Nza
92) Parrot = Icheoku
93) Viper = Abụ ala
94) Locusts = Igwulube
95) Galago/Bush baby = Ikili/Ikiri
96) Hog = Ezi Ọhịa
97) Bird = Nnụnụ (General name)
98) Gabon Viper = Echi Eteka (a kind of
venomous snake)
99) Weaver bird = Egule
100) Cod fish = Okporoko
Long live Igbo Language!!!
Igbo ga-adị!!!
Tinye nke gị. (Add yours)

Lalasticlala Seun

chimex38:
Plss, how do u say, "EKEADA" in English. Its actually a female name. ezepromoe, chinenyeN n co....Thanks

how's the pronunciation toned? is the "eke" a low-high (market day), high-high (python) and so on.
The nearest meaning of the word you posted (Ekeada) is "the Python falls". It's just like reporting what is happening live!

Whatsapp is back!

Nna eh, otekwala aka m dere ihe na tiredi a!

Three draws in a streak? Mourinho is back to his old ways!

Maybe Lalasticlala will agree with me!

Cape Verde is a very sane society and it's their type we need in West Africa not Morocco with their wild thoughts to rape our economy from where APC stopped.

Oh Lord! Thank you for giving us Davido. Now we see where he can be of use to this country.


Dialing Davido's phone number.

Not surprise! Faculty of Management Sciences has the highest number of irresponsible lecturers, while those in Faculty of Social Sciences come a distant second. You won't see this nonsense in Engineering or Sciences.

One thing you should know is that some women you see as Ikwerre mothers were actually Igbo women from the South East who got married to Ikwerre men. Most of them actually diluted the conc. Ikwerre dialect with the hinterland Igbo dialect. For example, "bring it here" in Ikwerre is "gwia n'owa" or "gwia nu nha" but you'll here some Ikwerre people using the word "wetaa n'owa". Weta is not in the Ikwerre diction but it has become rampant due to that Central Igbo influence. The Ikwerre language have several variance and the more you go eastward from Emohua, the plainer it becomes to the understanding of the South Easterner.

So therefore what is my business here? My last fvck was mistakenly given out.

No comment

Sorry o.

Meanwhile

#EndSarsNow


Meanwhile

Okay #EndSarsNow


Meanwhile

The second occupants will be me and my seven wives

Oh Lord, purify my dirty mind! When I saw the thread title "Owerri girls on fire!". My mind was thinking bad bad things.

Since the drop of Ojuelegba, Wizkid hasn't drop any hit song again. Forget that "come closer", we were just made to swallow it because of the excitement that Drake was featured. Don't mention "Daddy Yo", even you know that an average (I mean average in popularity) artiste will not go cross his street with that beat. That song looked like what would be a hit in Nigeria in 1990 but because it's from "international" Wizkid, radio stations and fans made a great hype outta that trash. Wizkid need to go back, take a break and restrategize lest the time comes when his fans will settle for something better. Go back to the "Azonto" and "Ojuelegba" kind of music that shot you to international fame. Daddy Yo isn't the kinda music that would have attracted Chris Brown or Drake. A honest advice from a lover of African music.

E never finish o.

AryEmber:
It's been fours years oh and the end has not yet come neither has the situation got any better, if anything, it's now effing worse

Fours years isn't too long na. See the state of the country, the North Korea brouhaha and the rest of them. God will soon destroy the world doesn't necessarily mean he'll come down and start doing it himself. He's too big for that. It's few mad humans like Kim Jung Un and his likes that will run the errand.

Thrash! Countryman my foot! I'm more loyal as a fan of Manchester United than to the Nigerian Super Eagles team. But irrespective of that, I'll have to look critically at his records in comparison to other contenders and pick the best amongst them without bias. You won't tell me to just vote Moses with eyes closed when for example, there's Mohammed Salah and Aubameyang on the list!

I'm not a fan of Afropop music, but with my experience in music I think Wizkid is overrated.

Hmmm, I doubt this is a recent development.

I pray he doesn't dance away all his efficiency on the pitch!

taurusdude0:

I don't think I'll marry anyone for any reason other than love,that means I will do anything to protect her even to my own detriment.

You must be a teenager to be saying this.

taurusdude0:
Removing ur dirty ten years ish from the story,I'd rather die than see my wife raped so long I have breath and can stand u better kill me first. Any God forbid bad things

You will die and your dear wife will remarry. Who fooled who?

armadeo:
https://www.nairaland.com/4/nairaland-nigerian



Very first topic on nl.

I was the original first to comment using my girls moniker.

I even saw my comment on first page and I felt like I'm on top of the world