₦airaland Forum

Nonye Fortune: Is Solange her mate

does Solange not sound Nigerian? Abi na me.....?

Caracta: Treatment ke? Who treats pregnancy? Na disease?

get it ryt, he did not mean treatment, he meant "treatment"....catch?

Arabanco87: lmao at being pregnant for a stranger , dont tell us that when you opened your legs, you could not recognize the so called stranger except is rape, well see a doc

how cld she? She was like: "stop it.....i like it" and her legs parted ways like d red sea....

sexyseun: we met at a party and one thing led to another, thats why i said he'a a stranger

parties.....i hate parties

Super1759: Not a new news anymore with banks.

"...new news......." Really!!!

Caracta: I had to click on your profile. Will you contest for Miss Nairaland? Fine gehl

i concur, i just love to c her face on tinsel....

P.s; had to chek ur profile also maxi and ur truly endowed maximally (beauty-wise).

slimyem: Where's her "before" picture? I want to see things from the man's point of view..

i dont no about this ur comment but i just cldnt help but laugh.

Buahaha

hornipipe: What an overrated manager he is.
Smh.

y e dey pain u?

floragregs: The OP faked his story. One comedian done talk the joke before! Let's stop recycling jokes abeg, its dry!

even if "one comedian done talk the joke before" som of us no hear am. So 4 doz hearin it 4 d first time, its hot, fresh and indeed funny...abeg guys drop more lines joor

tmgtreasure: ladies and gentlemen pls any news and updates

which update? Guy r u a learner, Uche and kris make any sense to u. Long and short is dont waste precious tym u can use to sleep very well to go there ooo, i av spoken ooo

Popowaa: Lol.i will keep that in mind

in your minds feeling like one gladiator that conquered the arena right?

One day.....

dannywest: This thing was reported barely 2 hours later and I only received an auto-reply email.

Is that how a Bank reacts to fraud?

boss can u differentiate d fake website from d real one? If not its likely these "boys" must av included a link in d email they sent to u with d diamondbank domain name.

The thing is this, even if ur using ur personal Laptop, once u click on that LINK, virtually evry login in4mation/details u av ever entered into that Laptop will b received by d sender of d email.....

But i fink d first step d Bank shd av taken was to freeze doz accounts since ur money was transferred to them.....

I dnt no how but i bliv u shd make some serios noise about this. For inspiration...watch this movie - Boston Legal Season 4.

Inik: I don't support his assertions, Nigeria is far bigger than any individual.

i agree with u....i mean u guys shd see dis new movie "Olympus Has Fallen"..... U wld definitely appreciate wat patriotism is all about. Evry1 is concerned about themselves or the interests of der region, none is about d genreal good of d country. Americans love der country so much and r very very passionate wen it comes to issues of national interest.

Y cant we av dat kind of love and passion 4 Nigeria?

**sad**

omidan21: GTB is just the best place to be,but guys really something daunts me.those test were so simple that i fear if not every body lets say 90 percent would pass as we plenty like dat so.those that mean we would all be invited to the next stage or do u think aside from the test their are other things been used to screen which aiint known to us,am just wondering anyways i dont know if anyone also got dis up yah mind.Go GTB,the Orange Bank.just the best

plz wat kind of questions wer u guys askd, plz cld u giv specific tips so we no how to prepare just in case we get called up. Thanks in advance

Guys, i just tuned to Rhythm now and heard Chaz B's Sharing life issues. Remember he left Inspiration FM unceremoniously some weeks back. He is now with Rhythm for all those who have missed him ooo.

Spread d messgae.

feminine A: You just confirmed their story!! Don't forget whatever you build on a rocky foundation will eventually crumble

like seriosly Arent rocks suposed 2 b strong and able to hold wateva u build on it? Did Jesus not compare buildin a house on sand with a rockmass. Guy talk well abeg.....

Sezua: MISSING PERSON _______________ _______________ ____ NAME : LEO MESSI AGE : 25 YEARS HAIR : DARK BROWN EYE : BROWN LAST SEEN : WARMING UP IN MUNICH BEFORE KICK OFF. PLS IF U HAVE SEEN HIM LET THE POLICE KNOW. THANK U POLICE OFFICER.

guys Messi wasnt absolutely fit to play ooo, am sure dats y he wasnt rily in the game...i feel sorry 4 him tho

Chimakel: My dear, history shows that gatecrashers hav passed d test more than doz dt were invited. My candid advise is 'dont wait until ur invite rolls in, just do d gatecrashing thing.'

i dont mean to discorage but gatecrashers are not allowed to write because all invited have exam numbers. Except that has changed...

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]All thanks to Uefa!!!!

The thought of madrid facing BM has been giving me nightmares.

I predict a bayern Munich- Madrid final[/color]

my guy we r togeda on dis, i wld rada manage a Dortmund than be torn to shreds by a fierce Bayern team!

My God, Bayern has been so brutal and fierce this season, i see no one stopping them not even 2 of my Darling Mourinho and CR7, add zidane, okocha, ronaldo da lima...Bayern Cant Be Stopped!!!

anthonynnamdi: i tink barca vs bayeanmunich will b great.

if Barca score as much as 1 goal for Allianz arena or even cross this round to d final .....honestly i go Naked baff!!!

Curtis10: Have an Elevator Speech
An elevator speech is a 30 second spiel
about your experience and career goals.
Having an elevator speech is not only a great
way to quickly introduce yourself at
networking events but is also a good way to
answer the “tell me about yourself”
interview question.

guy u just colonise d thread shaa...

Nice pointers though....its very beneficial

GraceBestowed: Ok, sounds like you are a decent guy, girls appreciate this!

I don't know if your feelings have changed drastically, towards these girls, in the last month, but the best thing to do is not to rush into any thing with anyone of them.

My advice: if you want to turn them all down, and find another girl, by all means, do so. An alternative is to be honest with all of them, tell them the situation, and hang out with each if them, till you are sure of who you'd like to spend time with permanently.

By 'hang out' I don't mean sleep with, that's unnecessary!

did i hear u say girls appreciate decent guys? Abeg...i no how many girls av left me just because i said: "we r movin too fast, lets take it slow", calin me "dolapo" wateva dat means......, guy put all three on a scale, dont hesitate to delete d one dat fals short of ur standards...if u wanna b frnds b frnds and enjoy der company....daz all

jackbauersballs: I actually believe he was trying to drag her in for the kill...

u no well..... lwkmf.....

Hahahahahahahaha

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
ok! Make im go join FRUSTRATION FM naa.
Nw wats my COMMENT's positon?

dude, i take it u dont know him, have not listened to him and av no idea how much positive impact he has had on the lives of many persons....his program made for good listening.

He will be missed

The best team lost!

I am very proud of Man U's performance yday.....d same way i was proud of Chelsea wen Mark Clattenburg awarded 2 red cards and totally killed d dimension of d game @ stamford bridge ooo.

Sumtyms decisions dont go ur way, but united fans shd take solace in d fact that their team put up a 5-star performance (redcard aside).

Its indeed a "Painful Exit"

marshpearl: Madrid mostrará Manchester united cómo
se hace. . Hala Madrid de por vida

Courtesy: Google Translate

sagytarius™:
If you think MUFC will carry the day, hit the Like button.

Seun, i would be needing an "unlike" button.......it has bcom necesary to have one

shymexx: Fugly car..

fugly yeah, but "frugged"

fr_evangel: Why are Barcelona fans always looking for records to give to Messi?
Tell me, who holds the highest goal record for Milan derby, Liverpool vs ManU, Corinthians vs Santos, Arsenal vs Chelsea, Bayern vs Dotmund, PSG vs Lyon, Ajax vs Fen, Besiktas vs Galatasaray, Celtic vs Rangers, Eyimba vs Rangers, Tunis vs Esperance, Brazil vs Argentina?

You probably don't know cause it doesn't matter, its not a record!!

STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF, HIGHEST GOALS RECORD IN A CLASSICO IS NOT A RECORD!

dude ur vexing ooo lol

Acidosis: I lost a nearby neigbour some few
years back (in a similar case). Same
status (500level) but not a singer.. He
was stabbed to death at the front of
the campus gate (different school).

Thats why I shake my head when people open their gullible mouth to insult people who love their safety by attending a privately secured school...

I remember running countless times at school from gun shots all because of degree...

I remember the day a thief pointed a pistol on my head because of laptop in a room I rented with my father's money (Not their Fadas')..
No Public school (uni) is safe in
Nigeria...

If you love your child's security here in the country, take them to Covenant uni, American university of Nigeria or other good private schools where they do not breed cultists, touts and hooligans (if you've the cash).


RIP man,

May God grant your parent, relatives, friends and fans the fortitude to bear the unexpected loss..
(Amen)

and if we dont av d cash

Chinwem: Funeral at 10pm??

am sorry.........wer did u see 10pm