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manny4life: Dubai is just going place, unlike Nigeria, they do not depend on oil. Looks pretty, lovely and serene, that's where my wife and I are going for our next valentine... before I finally propose "will you marry me"?

must u always bring in Nigeria...we all r tired of hearin Naija's recurring problems....or wat Naija can or can'r do. We wanna hear solutions...if u dont have any, then shut d f-up and comment on d damn thread........na wetin sef

My God....YES ooooo. I was driving my MOM dat afternoon, i was too tired to drive but i dint wanna tell her to walk under d sun dat afternoon so i took to d roads only 4 me to fall asleep wen my journey was endin.....but God is great...miraculously my tyres drifted towards d right and it was held firmly by those sidewalk culvets because without that i wld av crushed 3 ppl...

My dear it was a terrifyin xperience but one to be Thankdul to God 4...

LESSON: when driving or before driving u sense some weakness or tiredness.....STOP UR CAR AND TAKE A NAP 4 som minutes....no b crime ooo

Guys...i am geting unconfirmed reports that Real Madrid has sacked their coach Jose Mourinho.

How true is this, because I doubt if the timing is right...

Pikin.....ehn, u dey hungry? YES

wetin u want to chop?

I WANT TO EAT COIN SNAKE!

ylaa: I HAVE SOME INTERESTING TOPICS I WILL LIKE US TO DISCUSS IN THIS FORUM, PLEASE HOW DO I POST IT? THANK YOU.

mayb u shd start by attaching a LEARNER tag to your signature or in ur posts

Did wilshere not play?

I believe arsenal will win the.....

Tajsagay: Going to mactay to submit my cv tomorrow morning. Can someone gimme directions. Once I get to lekki phase 1 gate, how do I get to their office?

boss can u help me submit abeg, my num is 08030551492. God bless u

ogele: Udeme is the best among the two adverts. I don't like the femi advert... But as for Udeme, NIGERIAN MARRIED WOMEN ASSOCIATION kicked againt the advert. Cos their is a place where they said "AT THE END OF THE DAY WE GATHER AT THE BAR" So they said the UDEME ADVERT is encouraging their husband's to stay at the bar after the days job or business. Need more info: BB PIN: 28e179d4

like seriosly

ogele: Udeme is the best among the two adverts. I don't like the femi advert... But as for Udeme, NIGERIAN MARRIED WOMEN ASSOCIATION kicked againt the advert. Cos their is a place where they said "AT THE END OF THE DAY WE GATHER AT THE BAR" So they said the UDEME ADVERT is encouraging their husband's to stay at the bar after the days job or business. Need more info: BB PIN: 28e179d4

like seriosly

dridowu: I dnt nid to watch d video but i prefer my broda udeme

dude....is dat a blend of d two?

Broda is 4 demi wyl friend is for udeme.

"My friend udeme" is it.....

Naijalane: Hmmm, naija things nawao. Sunday Mba, Victor Moses, Emenike etc oya make una retire too. Pride go kill una. because you people won simple AFCON thats why we no go hear word. Na salary increase wey he want, i tell you. Keshi no go retire

bros u call it "SIMPLE AFCON"?
U seriosly need Jesus!

inspired_m: He Didn't Declare a Public Holiday for tomorrow 11th February ?

my tots exactly, dis guy shd declare a Pub Holiday to celebrate this achievement nao....na wa ooo

CFCfan: Actually, the game was played at the National Stadium in Lagos, not the Teslim Balogun stadium.

Anyway, that match was heart-breaking; Ikpeba's penalty 'miss' still rankles me anytime I remember it.

dude...dats wat he said nao! Did he mention Teslim Balogun?

ZACHIE: yeye pipul
counting dia chicken before the eggs are hatched

exactly wat i was tinkin. So much hype, expectations, belief, optimism, confidence and some kinda certainty dat Nig. Will win.

But then, what if. . . . . . . . . . . .hmm, think about it ooo

Gladbaba: G̶̲̥̅̊O̶̲̥̅̊D̶̲̥̅̊ almighty

please does this guy no wat hapened to Evander Holyfield? Make una tell am oo

VillageBoi: Thank you very much Originalsy!

dude WTH.....jeez dis is so amazing. 4 real?

black_beau: Who are all this bad belle people on this page? Must you comment? Abi,is it compulsory? You no dey see something,pass for road?

y u no see pass, i been wan pass b4 na ur comment motivate my own comment.

iamnigeria: [size=20pt]AFCON 2013: Watch Mali v Nigeria Online by 4pm today![/size]

http://www.iamnigeria.net/2013/02/afcon-2013-watch-mali-v-nigeria-online.html


My prediction is Mali 3 Nigeria 1

bros thank u very much...i am very gratefulllllllllllllllllll

Odinaka00: Guy yu dey always beg 4 link y? Even if na Enyimba nd Warri wolves dey play, yu go stil dey beg 4 link

bro dats not true, dis is like the first time am asking for this and dats because i wld b 'unavoidably' busy at the time.

abeg if u get link let me know abeg

its wa o, i dont wanna miss this match. plz is der a link wer we can watch it online

guys please is der a link wer one can watch the match LIVE response urgently needed

honestly i was disappointed by the super eagles........i mean how could they play soooooooooooooo well and score fantastic goals.....

stand up for naija joor

mukina2: hahah xabi alonso wan injure messi

abegii, na wetin him do am...dem no go mark again?

tobounty: Iniesta is d most creative player in d whole universe!!!! Dis guÝ na evil spirit ooooo!

am a madrid fan...but i overagree with u eee...he's absolutely phenomenal

zumarock8: keep on hatin son, is gud for ur health. idiotaa

[size=100pt]9ja[/size] for life

i think i wld support him on this one, NL shd av an "unlike" button as well...so that wen ur not ok with a comment or post u just hit d unlike button instead of venting...

[quote author=2legit2qwt]I blame Goodluck Jonathan


Always looking for who to blame for their shortcomings..Typical[/quote
i blame burkina faso....

Notjustok.com

bjcole: so women do this too, wonders shall not end, all d feminist will not see this one, when a man does, he is a devil. I always wonder why two that profess love, sleep wit each & do all sorts of romantic things, will suddenly descend into fighting, hatred even 2 d point death. I dont know what my wife will do that will make me raise my hands on her.

.....what if she raises her hand on u?

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Valiantvaliant: Normally i don't give much attension to illuminati music . . .but Eminem has always caught my attension with his rebellious lyrics. I just hope it's for real and he gradually becomes full time.

errr...dont think he is in d Illumi...tinz ooo

Would tell her how disappointed and disgusted i am and probably ask her to suggest what i shd do to her.

sanb: @op I endorse your post 100%. In fact I’m really Lol whilst reading it....Doing his laundry; for what? Making his meals I don’t mind doing that occasionally as I’ll like him to have a healthy diet. Having said that, it’s not going to be an everyday thing as I’ll like him to learn how to cook as well...

i rily do not agree wif u guys. My ex washed all my clothes, not because she wantd to please me but because washing was her biggest hobby. I even found out in her house she washes evry1's clothes. But shes rily scared of cooking 4 me because my cooking clearly intimidates her(i dey cook die)...so gals if u no wash ur bobo clothes when courting, na wen u marry u go start to wash...how can i pay 4 a product i didnt see or havent seen?

But guys wait, lets not crucify d OP yet. Diz secondary school gals have so much effrontery and r very bold. I served in a girls sec skool and diz gals effectively use direct approach on every young corper. My predecessor told me of all his sexcapades, wen i asked him y he had to, he said "wateva is freely given shd b freely and happily taken".
But then i entered d skool wit anger because i neva wanted 2 serve in a skool so i was rilu hostile to d gals still they were flaunting. So i begin do work wey dem no send me ooo.....had to confront d issue headon in class. Discusd r/ships wit dem, & topics dey neva expected me to talk about. They were shy at first but then, we started flowing. I was a corper and was suposed to make a positive impact in der lives and dat rily helped me stay off dem because honestly those 15year olds are damn soo fine especially d brilliant ones. So bros, instead of discusin love, discus her books her future in academics and neva make it personal!!! Shes but a baby