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I keep on waiting until it gets to 1 mil..

If you never weigh the ups and down of a lady before she waka reach ur side please quote me
Modified..
Take for instance..
When you entering your friends compound..
You first look around if there is any dog or pest
if there is a dog.. You would like to know weda e de cage or chain... Same thing here..
She wan verify if the thing de calm angry for feeling relaxed

Let her be maybe she seeing another guy

You free with the person you like.. Lil tensed with the person u love not ti hurt them

Better she display this signs on time than after marriage.. No going back

aguizm:
From experience drag her to the spot and deep her face into the hole then beat her real hard with a belt, do this two to three times in a row and u will never see her digging the ground again. I know hitting of dogs ain't right but at a times its better to spoil the rod and spare the dog.

i have done this.. Or i would flog it at that spot of offence, now she avoid that spot

help him now or he wount marry.. Just lock am inside room with girls de talk.. Mehn d guy to turn salt.. Make him know dat girls aint god

VickyRotex:
That kind toast under duress...

oohh no choice oo..

VickyRotex:
Oh my World!!!! The first 2

You Call those 2 pets too

just imagine if u hold d dog with chain flag one babe down toast am there live..if i hear say she no g gree

No abeg oo e fit dream bad dream

alberto2k:
yeah... big time!
Baba this your siggy fit cause e-protest fa

Yeso nah watin i want.. I suppose follow gain something fro Nairaland nah

alberto2k:
The truth is any Nigga that takes his hustle serious wont have dem girls in mind till his hustle pays

that is the time when de devil would start sending im agents.. Any hustle without God nah rubbish

onto say..sha watin go carry me go chinese resturant gan

buy ball give your piken u no gree.. How e expect make e no pick the bomb.. But by the way?
Who come drop bomb there?
How come e come be when piken pick am e come blow?
Nah only the small boy dey pass that road.. Sha question for the gods

let her go nah.. Just believe someone would like u for who you are..

My son, you see Seun and im Nairaland bah..
Son: Yes papa..
Papa: i was so addicted to the core but i never seize to work hard and chase my dreams even the owner aint addicted...

My son, you see all this ladies that do package thier ups and downs with modern device..
Son: Yess Papa.
Papa: ignore then becose during our days,no such device and it all stood attention but have in mind that everything that goes up Must surely come down..

My son,You see that toothbrush used as design in your mother's room..
Son: Yes papa..
Papa: i gave it to her as her birthday gift.. It is not that she has mouth odour oo... Not i didnt have the money to buy her baby jeep.. I wanted to know if she would appreciate little things and she didnt fail the test..

My son. Lol i don tire jooor

The op is right you know.. I for kill person ifa no see Godwin there

what will den happen to the eyes? It would bend nah.. U cannt even cheat self.. Just put the phone ontop table when teacher no de pass den write asif you have 4 hands.. When he de pass hide am back..

Amefrica:
Amen in Jesus name!

If i dont wish you a very Happy birthday... Who else? enjoy your day bro..
#WeMarchBornsAreSpecial

I actually saw this on Facebook and decided to share Enjoy..
INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
.
DATE: 28 MARCH 2015

TICKET: PVC

KICK OFF: 10:AM

VENUE: ESTADIO DE POLLING BOOT
CAPACITY: 68MILLION
REFFEREE: ATTAHIRU JEGA
CLUB: PDP vs APC

DEFENDING CHAMPION PDP: FORMATION: 5-3-2.
As the defending
champions, This is a defending formation in the bid to defend
their title.

LINE UP

1.Jonathan Patience -GK

3.Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
6.David Mark

5.Edwin Clark

2.Ayo Fayose -yellow card

7.Godswill Akpabio-

4.Adamu Muazu

10.Nnamani Sambo
11.Gabriel Suswan

8.Olusegun Mimiko

9.Goodluck Jonathan -C
aptain
SUBS.

12.Fani Kayode- yellow card

21.Alison Maduekwe
15.Musiliu Obanikoro

13.Reuben Abati

COACH-
Asari Dokubo.

APC FORMATION: 4:3:3 APC Employs a diamond formation with attacking option and
prolific striker leading the attack
.
LINE UP.

13.Rotimi Amaechi-GK

5.Bola Tinubu

2.Raji Fashola
3.Rochas Okorocha

26.John Oyegun

45.Muhammadu Buhari-C
aptain
7.Abubakar Atiku- on loan from PDP

21.Aminu Tambuwal- on loan from PDP

8.Bisi Akande
11.Adams Oshiomole-winger

29.Yemi Osibanjo-on loan from Redeemed FC


SUBS:

4.John Kayode

10.Abike Dabiri

9.Rauf Aregbesola
6.Dr Bukola Saraki

17.Segun Oni

COACH-
Baba Olusegun Obasanjo- former PDP player

.
Match Commissioner:
EU Election Monitoring Observer.
Predict the score correctly

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