₦airaland Forum

falconey:
no nah check my posts is random, any thread I find intriguing I just view and drop comment(s).

i know.. Wasnt really refering to uu just needed shares
@ falconey obigado

sinaj:
boss

#puffs smoke out..how can i help you?

falconey:
this is what happens when you smoke weed and create a thread.

dis also wat we talking abt..
If na anoda person open dis thread.. U go just skip am

nice observation.. Same here too i asked that question..
When you deactivate your account..it displays Nobody

next time use some nairalanders

just keep calm and smoke weed

Orijin101:
me no go prison na

choi.. I be hear say.. U reach dia.. Bt any way sha... In case of anytim u wan buy weed just lala me.. Mah own cheap

We d weed barons have decided to keep calm and smook weed while we watch what happens to our carban
cc.
Alberto2k
orijin101
stephenqueen
kingtom

alberto2k:
my first time experience was hell

i juss dey see orisirisi... as i take amu finish instead of make i sleep, i con say mak i watch tv small... na so i our LCD turn black nd white...
i con tune to Channel Tv na news dem dey show, i no fit read headlines but i just see jonathan addressing the nation wearing pant
i say make i close eye sleep bt d sleep no gree come... my eye con open, bright like star shine shine bobo
my...

by luck i sleep small, then i con dey dream rubbish dream say d world don turn to cartoon... for example kingtom be mickey mouse and ggrin be minnie mouse

orijin101 get 3eyes and stephenqueen get 4 fingers, 2dice con get tail and chimerase2 ear con long like Dstv satellite dish, fabdedon con ger mouth way reach him ear and all of dem dey eye prettythicksme

i con wake.... one wicked hungry dey catch son of man, i go kitchen go chaw rice way remain 4 pot, bt b4 i reach kitchen ehn... i hit like 13obstacles b4 i con vex crawl enter kitchen like toddler...

after dat i sleep for almost 12hrs... i juss thank God say dat faithful day my momcee travel since so nobody notice...

i wake up sunday morning, i say make i go church bt my body no gree nd it was best for me, make i no come go stroll go pulpit go slap Rev father for sprinkling holy water..

dont mind the characters i added to the story... that experience is as real as shiii

..
Your weed weak sha.. d south african own wea person send me mah go buy for am for joint .. Ah reach dia say mah taste small nah..
Just one drag oo.. The world just turn. Nah my hand i use waka go house dat day.. My leg just hang up

Orijin101:
Abeg, pass me some wraps of weed for there, my journey dey very stressful and i get headache join

hehehhe why e be say anyperson wea go behind bars come back de always find weed?

prettythicksme:
hmmmm y do u wanna send me pm,anything to talk about?

see am she don de form...
Simple yes or no..

falconey:
no offence where is your butt? @DP

i guess too much usage of LMFAO

prettythicksme:
which one b lanko again?

lanko asin.. Apkako.. U come de do like say u no dey fell d nigger #dbanj's voice

Nneka123:
No I'm not, your post was just funny. That's all

blushing a whole Nneka tellin me am funny.. #hugsflowerVase

Nneka123:

are u froM Nssuka or relation dere?

Deiok:
Oga abeg park well. I know people like you were not even able to afford it while it was in vogue those days.

hehe nah we endrose dat machine oo.. Esp wen awa transformer spoil.. Ppl de ask me my secret.. Even get d wan dem de call stove iron

kellyJames5:
I for say make thunder fire you but lemme just keep calm.

de didmt tell u ama thundar bender

UrennaNkoli:
we are still working on it in the laboratory. It will be unleashed soon.

lol

what about Nigerian shepherd?

uba cos its almost in every country..

there are two things involved in any of them you do..
Either you finish the house or
your enemies finish you..
But i was thinking about this tho.. But no place like Home.. No one can chase you there..
But away in nearest future.. You might be forced to leave it..
God bless

you askin if we still remember it asif no be im u de use..
nairalanders always forming porshe

have being mixing hankey barnister and Coke since 16 bc dont tell me its dangerous

tell them you have Hiv..
Thank me later

you asked and answered..
Clapp for yourself

lomomike:


I saw the current 2014 Mercedes GL class sepang bronze colour in Rio Negro close, Maitama 1 week after official launch
I saw the latest S class in Abuja and Lagos countless times last year. Search thru autos section, there's even a 2014 s class and s class coupe for sale.

Nigerians buy cars.

abi.. cos some of us didnt suffer for the money..

this dream sha.. like say Nairaland nah Heaven

you are too proud..
You can even get better payment if you just carry it and joke with her like..
Girls sha.. See big bag like say no be wrapper de inside.. Just simple..

falconey:
do understand the WORD "paragragh"?

the op de yabaleft that term wen de teach am..

hehehe that flask sha.. Serves as eh..
deep freezer,
bank,
warmer

PervyByNature:
Lol, she's an edo gal

ok i see.. But just look out for vidoe camera... Igbo man would say
( Ejiro ife egi a gba nna nti a gba nah anya) = You dont use what you use in cleaning the ears to clean the eyes