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ireneony:
when a lady asked a guy for something, before you know it, the guy will ask her 'what will i get in return'
those days it was a normal thing for a guy to spend on a lady without asking her for sex.

i'm allergic to stingy guys

we use to..
But now were realize that this hoes aint loyal..
maybe she don tag you School fees.. Ur best friend = provisons.. Etc..
And in your mind ur the man of her heart.. So we need something in return except it aint worth it..

who care if you vote an election that already has a winner?

ok why not pose and take a selfie with the camera to show those watchin dat u are wiser then them

rosebase:
I say tank u all, I appreciate u, but I dont reply pms.

Bless God you said to all those.. Asif i give a flying foik

c34s3r:
please guys I need help,can keeping malice with a girl you're older than cause her to disrespect you??

Is like you like the girl..
Look for your age mates nah?

If you cant get from your real friends.. Then is is now on NL.. Sha.. I call this
#Faith

It is my present girlfriend.. I do what ever i want with her she doesnt complain

people no longer read post de just comment..
Weird..even me

Acekidc4:
$$

Cmon it's a good thing. Be Positive ok!!!

so if i dont fiok i am Negative nah?

as if Organisim de give blood..

That kind of slap can reset a man's destiny..
To your topic.. Maybe he is used to slaps ranging from Mother to sisters,secondary school slaps, girlfriends and exs slaps (very unique).. So His wife own would be like massage to his face..
just like pimples painful but gives Joy

COOLDK:
The Op no sabi cook. no need to ask am. I pity her hussy

Oga mi..
But no be u i ask question and i no ask u if she sabi cook o..?

uselessgoat:
Seun please ban me till 2020. Nairaland is really affeccting my performance in school. My GP is 1.97

Is this not your 16th Moniker?

muafrika
should one also mix all the indrigent with the oli too.. Or after you pour them into the oil?
And why is onions first to enter after the oil?

Nairaland 10 years = 1.3million children..
Seun's age + 10, man you are getting old oo.. infertility is real

so nah which matter you carry come put for table make we begin de pieces am

No doubt she be mamy water..
But who counted the time for the baby?

tosyne2much:

I love you Diddydiva.. ** Kisses**

Oya oo e don happen.. For all dos second hand babes wey de open thread on top him matter please..do kindly take a dive inside River Niger please..

naijaboiy:
Nope

asin eh.. If u kidnapp the pot dem no de find am.. Wait how come? This is serious oo.. 1 pot of soup..

• Those that would come to the salon with their girlfriend to show off..
• Those that would dat stylishly want to learn barbing skils..
• The self barbers... They would come to the salon with their own clipper,grab a seat, plug d clipper and.. Start babring all by themself.. Mehn dis people surprise me..

naijaboiy:
We don't steal meat from the Pot.

We steal the Whole Pot of soup

you are kidding right?

Kizmarty:
Yes oo
My crush is making me laugh hard kun join nairalanders comedy show

yeah i understand that crush thing even if she spill out the dumbest joke you would laugh your ass out..
Enjoy

kestolove95:
As a smart mum/dad....u don't need to even go to d man's house self..._ u wait for her at home.

ehh not in this century.. What would she be doing behing closed door.. Even if it is Private lesson..
#unhook the door from it hinges then the rest would be history..

The man fit go de think say d wife wan give am headdie.. He be like..
honey.. All i have is urs

We all came out from there, we forever wish to go back there..
...No place like home..

Kizmarty:
I just saw ur signature

Guy you're sick

Lol..seems you are enjoying the sunday

1.sending a stranger PM on nairaland..meanwhile nah wan abok¡ You de Pm.
2. Being shy too,
3.forming Hard to get..

Kizmarty:

My bele oo

I go vex for u if u waste this talent.
U get calling for comedy...

i would have love to but dont have much resources for that now.. thanks for your concern