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Tolexander:
As a Land Surveyor, the Mean Sea level is the beginning of altitude and the value is zero. Hence I recommend the page zero should be returned.

Thanks

Thumbs up bro

SpatialKing:
As a Mathematician, I support this motion

Kudos!

Cherished Nairalanders, I greet you'll. I just noticed that page zero (0) is no longer available on threads in this forum.

we all are happy for the uniqueness of this forum, and one of those unique features is the page zero(0) which alerts us when a topic or thread is just introduced.

The number zero is the most powerful in the numeric system. We are not happy for the demise of page zero.

I therefore call on the mods abi supermods to bring back our page zero '0'

R.I.P Page Zero '0'
#BringBackOurPageZero
If you want page zero back hit likes nd hit shares if you hate page zero

Destroying Buhari emotionally and politically is the task all of us must undertake to secure our future as Nigeriankind...

While we lost our investments, lost our jobs and lost loved ones...McDaura was laughing, galabanting from one country to another.

It's Dullardino's time to feel the pains we felt all these years.

#ThouShallNotPityBuhari

ATM: "please wait for ur transaction is proccessing"

some seconds later

ATM: "transaction declined, insufficient balance"

D GUY BEHIND YOU: "O boi if no get money 4 ur acc comot dia make pesin withdraw robbers"

ANOTHER GUY BEHIND: "If u no get money hide ur face"

YOU: "Chai! so Joe never send me d money...chai I don die"

And if u no get tfare join, na to go home on legedis benz be that...Which condition worst pass dis one

Quite commendable

Fine one...

Dino Melaye opened the transfer window for the senators ...

Gov. Samuel Ortom led the July transfer window for the defecting governors...


What will it profit a man to strenuously gain Ekiti state with 16 LGAs...and loose Benue state with 23 LGAs effortlessly

Buhari my dullard, it's pay back time...enjoy that Change abi chanji which you promised us

APC falling like the naira...$1= 2 million APC members

ok

DSS and Police for Saraki...

EFCC for Ekweremadu...

SARS and Tear gas for Fayose...

Perhaps one nairaland mod to ban me...

operation silence all opposition. If you speak against Buhari you must be silenced. Taahhhh! Buhari I no fit keep quiet...you are a dictator, a terrorist and an enemy of democracy...karma is patiently waiting for you ask Abacha.

Highest one zombie mod go come ban me. They don ban me before till Sep 01, 2036...and later come unban me...who your ban epp!

Anybody who is smiling while the country is sinking right now will cry later...Buhari don map out one strategy or the other to make all of us cry.

E don red for Fayose!

Everyday is for the goat, one day is for the owner of the yams...

Faysoe wey our yams...new farming season don show...

The standing ovation CR7 received from Juventus fans at Turin during the first leg of their last UCL clash won his heart...

Morestill...some Italian babes don already offer him their...p***s for free. My guy wan taste Italian babes small

CR7 is simply the best...
Manchester United
Real Madrid
Juventus
PSG loading...
He wants to play all the top leagues in Europe unlike one dwarf wey wan die for La liga as if na him papa get Barca. Iniesta don leave Barca for am run sef...

Forza CR7!

Funke!
breeeeeeeeeeeze don blow....fowl ynash don open

L.A.X my guy simply tell us say u dey crush fo Victoia kimani

only

ok...daddy freeze give us ur own prophecy or prediction...u wey dey yab upandan talking bullshit...mumu e-prophet.

May Bubu's wet g-string freeze u dia

RIP to the dead...
Nigerians' lives matter...

The World's most colossal failure...
Ahmed Musa made Nigerians proud and happy just under 90 minutes...
This man was given 3 years and he failed to make us happy for once...

The young man that scored a brace for Nigeria yesterday evening is he a lazy Nigerian youth? Oya Bubu answer me...is Musa among the Lazy Nigerian youths?

TrueTalk

The first law of prosperity is alms giving... CR7 is a champion in charity and that's why he keeps soaring higher...
Lionel Messi should step up his game through giving to the poor.

When you think say you don see mad men finish...another guy out there will surprise you with factory fitted madness...

Guy you need factory reset asap...sense fall on you...

A big thank you to our leader Dr. Burkola Saraki. Well done sir!

Rebranding Nigeria is the most herculean task one can undertake...No matter how hard you try to project Nigeria's image via positiva abroad...you are bound to fail...

The next day one Okafor man of a drug peddler or Yemi of an online hacker or Yusuf will try to escape from Saudi Arabia while on Hajj; will be arrested and spoil your show...The coming week one lie lie Alhaji lai of a minister will tell a lie from the pit of hell like; "Buhari's administration don crush Thailand's rice mills.." The next month one Bubu of a president who is so lazy that his cows are roaming the streets of his country,will go abroad and call the youths that voted for him 'lazy minds'

One begins to ponder and wonder whether it is a crime being a Nigerian by default. Great country people, e no be our fault say we are from Nija. We can only rebrand ourselves and work selflessly for the upliftment of the entire peoplekind.


Be good to yourself
Be good to Nigeria
Naija all the Way

Are they training or gisting and galabanting upandan cos na only one ball I dey see so with men standing with arm akimbo...

No be this mumu banned Flavour Nabania Nwoke Orumba be anyi from performing in Abakaliki...Now he dey cry foul play...

Umahi never see something...

eezeribe:
Fine body with face like rat...
Reality has started setting in...
She has to upload pictures for the rest of her life to remain relevant...
She should go and ask Beverly Osu...

#Word

God save us from the impending doom at the world cup...

kinibigdeal:
LAI MOHAMMED : We never said UN opinion is irrelevant, we said they are technically irrelevant

Hahahaha

Man u don sabi Lai the liar and his lies

Tell your driver to have enough change to settle the men at the checkpoints else they may delay your journey when he fails to comply

Let him have enough #20 and #50 notes... I am talking from experience

adaeze91:
check seedword n this agric section

I have already contacted him, his own stock have been exhausted. Thanks for ur reply.

Kondomatic:
I have several contacts

Ok holla me nw on 07039040960

If you are in the South East and you based on Ogbon that egusi sister used in cooking soup. Or you have contacts of where we can get them, enter lets meet asap. One Alhaji Bagobri based in Kafanchan, Kaduna needs you for serious ogbono biz holla me @ 07039040960 lemme contact you with him.

Hi good people. A friend of mine and a big time investor in Agribusiness needs cucumber seeds so he contacted me and i deciede to consult my oracle(nairaland)for help pls help him as he is a newbie in the cucumber farming. He needs large quantites of the seeds. 200grams of 3 different breeds for test and final order of over 1000grams . According to him he already have CU999,he needs three more different species. Please holla me @ 07039040960

Dead on arrival. The questionaires above and the questioner are biased from head to toe...so no answers will satisfy his afonja mind. Afonja-Muslims when will u leave them alone?