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Events › New Year 2020: Year of Double Blessings by Faber(op): 12:00am On Jan 01, 2020
It is exactly :12:00 am 01/01/2020

This is arguably the first new year message for the year 2020 on this platform.

With great joy, I welcome you all to 2020.

The figure '20' appears twice in '2020' meaning double blessings. This year we gonna reap all we planted in double folds.

We all gonna exist on tiers where tears will not fall.

All our dreams will come real like running streams.

You, I mean you reading this. Babe this year he will marry you. Behave and see.

Dude I see car and house keys in ur hands. You reading this. Work and see.

You, I mean you Mr. Governor...I no wan call your name, you gonna be re-elected this year. You don already win. U fit no even do campaign sef. grin grin grin

You, oga reading this...u are from Imo State. lemme be precise, u are from Mbano. It will do you like film...you will be elected a Senator this year.

To all of us long life and prosperity.
To all our foes long life and repentance.

By whatever name you and me may call the Almighty Creator, may he save you and me and protect us all, Ame(i)n.

Big congrats to y'all. Ahead ahead we move.
Agriculture › Re: Farm Manager Needed Urgently by Faber(m): 10:35pm On Dec 31, 2019
agrowealthfarm:
We are urgently in need of a farm manager who has experience in poultry and fishery. Package includes free accommodation and attractive salary. Farm is located in Benin City Edo State.

Kindly send CV to agrowealthfarmltd@gmail.com
I got someone really qualified. With years of experience. I will refer him to you.
Romance › Re: Closed thread by Faber(m): 10:27pm On Dec 31, 2019
czarr:
nooooooo. Na your roasted otu I want na .... cry
Thegeneralqueen:
mpia gi ula ehe undecided
lmao grin grin grin two of una sef...umunnem unu tinye mma unu n' obo mma. We no go kee ourselves on top yeye post by op.
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Is My 2019 Man Of The Year by Faber(op): 11:30pm On Dec 30, 2019
idid:
Sowore is the man of the year no doubt. He exposed the nature of our politics a lot and pushed everyone's button to the fullest.

The judiciary, press, executive, legislature, social media and every politician had his name on their lips. I think what he did is genius.

People do not understand that what he did is called 'disruptive politics', which will certainly not appeal to everyone but will surely bring hightened attention of everyone to the status quo and the imbalances of power. No democracy should not exist without a strong fourth estate, which usually is the media. But in their absense, Sowore became the fourth estate himself - by shouting and threatening the seat of power with the power of protest.

Today, we all know that our Judiciary system is weak, the DSS is poor and remains a terrible organisation. We've all seen the terrible nature of President Buhari's handlers and for real, people are now settling with the believe that nothing will come out of this adminstration.

For me, Sowore is full of imperfection, but so is everyone and he is not the man of the year because I think he is. He is the man of the year because he deserves it and because he has made history in our contentious politics.


Istand with Sowore.
Good objective analysis of the whole scenario I must confess.

The media, the Judiciary don weak finnish for the country. We are heading for a police state.
Politics › Re: Ihedioha Renames Jacob Zuma Road Owerri After Mbazuluike Amaechi by Faber(m): 11:20pm On Dec 30, 2019
Oga Ihedioha...dey dia dey form anti- Rochas...

If u like no perform...I hear say u don bring back Ikedi Ohakim [Ikiri] the IROMA guy.

The stone wey Imolites go stone u come 2023, still dey for factory for China.

When u go loose come 2023 no blame anybody. To comot u sef no go hard...watch and see.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Went Crazy After His $30k Wrist Watch Got Stolen In Ghana by Faber(m): 11:10pm On Dec 30, 2019
grin grin angryGhana boys don loose guard Davido be that...

Na so dem want loose guard Cardi B...but Cardi as a former club stripper and badoo..sensed their plans. She come leave them run.
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Is My 2019 Man Of The Year by Faber(op): 10:57pm On Dec 30, 2019
Sowore is the man...the cabals are the cowards...they no fit confront US yet they claim yeye sovereign nation.
Politics › Omoyele Sowore Is My 2019 Man Of The Year by Faber(op): 10:43pm On Dec 30, 2019
Mr. Omoyele Sowore, love him or hate him, is a very refined gentleman who spoke the truth to powers that be both in Nigeria and in the US.

SOWORE'S SCORES SO FAR
Sowore is well known for his critique and repudiation of any form of injustice and oppression.

Sowore protested against Abacha's dictatorial regime.

In the eve of 2015, Sowore came out fully and fought Jonathan.

Sowore also fought Nnamdi Kanu. Though he later reconcilled with him and followed his footsteps to challenge the so called cabals.

DIVIDENDS OF SOWORE'S OPPOSITION OF THE CABALS
Social media bill and hate speech abracadabra were dropped because of Sowore as his detention...showcased the plot of the cabals with their proposed hate speech bill.

Sambo Dasuki is out of detention today because of Sowore's case. The US congressmen wrote the Naija AGF to release the two men whom they described as prisoners of conscience.

Nigerian politicians would now be trembling to enter Thee States for their normal flexing as The States is planning to impose travel ban on some of them. They must stay here and feel the heat of their abuse of office.

As the year 2019 runs out in a couple of hours from now. I personally on behalf of my little self and fellow men and women of good will confer on Mr. Omoyele Sowore; the 2019 Naija Folks Man of the year award.

Thank you Sowore...may ur days be long.
Thank you US...una trully are the world DSS.
God bless Nigeria
Thunder fire the cabals.

If u stand with me on this award sign below..
#Sowore2019ManOfTheYear

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Umar Muttaka In The Hospital, Commend His Bravery by Faber(m): 10:05pm On Dec 30, 2019
Cantonese:
You dey very wicked. Infact you suppose to get job for newspaper office as HOD (analysis) department. Your analysis if lawyer carry am enter court, no shaking for the case.
Bro no mind these yeye politicians we get in this country...thats why they wanted to impose social media and hate speech ban on us. If to say dem succeeded by now most of us would have been profiled.
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Umar Muttaka In The Hospital, Commend His Bravery by Faber(m): 10:00pm On Dec 30, 2019
klax:
Bro you are damn right. Any state apc enter bad news must follow, bloodshed must follow, bulldozing people's property go follow and finally Fulani herdsmen go get base.

Bayelsans go hear am wella.
Bro I just dey pity Bayelsans. By the time APC finnish with dem ehn...1 sachet water go become #50 naira. Them go hear nwii
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Umar Muttaka In The Hospital, Commend His Bravery by Faber(m): 9:54pm On Dec 30, 2019
jozee8:
You're making a whole lot of sense to me
How I wish every voter out there can just wake up and stop fighting for all these politicians. Together we can take our destiny in our own hands.

Your signature says it all. We must wake and God will help us
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Umar Muttaka In The Hospital, Commend His Bravery by Faber(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2019
ajebuter:
You forgot to add Zamfara where killing and rustling of cows have reduced..

I read the governor named important people including district heads, emirs, top military and police in his tweets..

Zamfara may not be totally peaceful but killing has reduced under the new governor
Ekopikin you are there just remembered Zamfara. Good things are happening in Zamfara ryt now...
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Umar Muttaka In The Hospital, Commend His Bravery by Faber(m): 7:08am On Dec 30, 2019
Good one...Very refined Elder Statesma...

"the blood of any Nigerian voter is not worth my political ambition"

"the blood of any Nigerian security personel is not worth my personal protection" Thats GEJ for you.

APC don win Bayelsa...expect more attacks in the coming months. Na their way. Once APC enter your state...bad news go begin flow.

Since PDP reclaimed Benue state, u don hear say dem kill fowl for Agatu or say dem burn farm for Jatoka.

Since PDP reclaimed Imo state u don hear say something loss for Owerri. Everybody dey enter Owerri now with peaceful mind.

Since PDP reclaimed Adamawa State u don hear fim for Adamawa.
Romance › Re: How men Easily Sleep With Ladies These Days. Photo!! by Faber(m): 7:04am On Dec 30, 2019
Livecamp09:
Lol.. U no go make heaven bro grin
Bro no be small thing o. I no fit carry last o. And for anybody planning to make heaven. If una spoil this sweet World...u guys most pay us $600 trillon. Make we use am relocate to moon or mars grin
Car Talk › Re: Toyota Corolla Emerges Nigeria’s Car Of The Year by Faber(m): 6:51am On Dec 30, 2019
Period007:
Citizen of the federal republic of Nigeria
Bro I tell u this car full the whole streets of Naija. The most important fact is dt u no fit see this car wasting in a mechanic workshop(garage). I never see person wey want sell him own sef.

Naija folks like the car die.
Sports › Re: Who Will Win Team Nike Led By CR7 Vs Team Adidas Led By Lionel Messi (Line-Up) by Faber(m): 11:06pm On Dec 29, 2019
and ov 2.5.. grin grin

las las VAR or ref go favour team Adidas

and it will end in 3:2 scoreline...

Btw team nike na rivals full there
Neymar vs Mbabe, Van Dijk vs Ronaldo...they no fit play as a team.
Romance › Re: How men Easily Sleep With Ladies These Days. Photo!! by Faber(m): 10:43pm On Dec 29, 2019
I pity guys who get babes this endtime when to bleep a girl dey as easy as Abc...

Real niggarsz no dey into relationship stuffs again.

"hi...xup babe?"
"haa Tony this one u remember me"
" na u Amaka wey forget me"
" Tony na lie ever since I visited u...u stopped picking my calls...I come stay on my own"
"Am sorry I had a very big problem after u left...no be small issue o"
"Amaka are u in town...how can we see"
"Tony I don tire 4 u. I no dey town now...I may come back by Thurs"
"No p...U have to calm down just give me a call when u get into town okay"
"No p...Tony hope u no go hang ur line as usual"
"haba Amaka... I don repent"

Bros Friday eve Amaka don land for Tony crib. Tony go bleep the hell out of her till Sunday night...Amaka go give Tony all d whole styles in world to please him. Amaka boyfriend go dey for one corner dey suffer konji



Thats how we roll right now...esp if you get very big odolondo, come sabi bleed and get better crib down town...u go dey load girls like airtime.
Crime › Re: Uncle Kills His Niece In Port Harcourt (Disturbing Photos) by Faber(m): 10:00pm On Dec 29, 2019
Nobody is safe in d country right now...

in Aba uncle killed nephew...
now in PH uncle killed niece...all happening in the same week...

Pls go get ur odieshi(weapon proof jazz) put am for body. U fit come back house little quarel ur little daughter or son go stab you...

That was how my ex-girlfriend stabbed me dt year with a kitchen knife and d knife bounced out like say na concrete wall she stabbed...she come know say "odogwu no be nickname" Thank God for Nwataburuogwu odieshi(jazz) wey I wore for my neck dt ignoble eve. Una for don read about my death since last year.
Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry A Single Mother? by Faber(m): 3:22pm On Dec 29, 2019
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr


They don't find it difficult to open their vagina for sex

Am fuckkking one currently
I tell u single moms sweet die. The irony of the whole stuff is they are very caring. Most of them never believed they can be loved again. Hence they treat u like gold fish. One even told me to say what I want , any time I want it and any how I want it and it will be given unto me. Beautiful amd tight single moms(MIlf dem) fit kee u with good time I swear. Not all these yeye instagram slay queens
Crime › Re: Uncle Stabs Nephew To Death In Abia For Quarreling With His Girlfriend by Faber(m): 8:16am On Dec 29, 2019
Jesus of Nazareth! when a caller on Magic fm reported d incident to Aunty Vivi on Thurs. I no even know say na Dede ma guy dt useless Doc stabbed. Dede himself like puna die...I know d family too well.

Chai see as Dede just die...I wan run mad now... embarassed embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Jayden Safo Superhero-themed 9th Birthday Party (Photos) by Faber(m): 3:23pm On Dec 17, 2019
Simvan:
Okay

Has anyone noticed the direction of that boy's eyes
The boy go like boobi wella wen im grow up
Celebrities › Re: Jayden Safo Superhero-themed 9th Birthday Party (Photos) by Faber(m): 2:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
Okay...o

Madam...so u got a 9yr old son...and u dey run up nd dan dey drag preek with small small girls

2 things that keep amazing me...
1) why Nigerians dey shout 2023 up and down as if na 2 weeks coming
2) why beautiful ladies dey always end up as single moms...Tonto Dike, Juliet Ibrahim, Steff Don, Monalisa Chinda, Jenny Nnaji, Linda Ikeji etc

Dis one way ur son wear Messi 4 top u wan Messi to show u love...chai so sorry...Messi no dey play ur type of league.
Romance › Re: But Why Are Ibo Women Always Lightskin... by Faber(m): 4:23pm On Nov 09, 2019
MetaPhysical:
Because Yoruba women are created of exotic beauty....dark but curvy front, back and sides...all the items a man desires are on her!

No other woman in this country can match her sensual appeal....

However yellow, light they are in tone...if they like sef become white....their skin appeal ends there in form, unlike their dark Yoruba woman whose motion is full of substance and plenty potency for bedroom discoveries!

If no be Yoruba woman, I no fit marry!
grin
Exactly what I told one nigga in Aba yesterday. Yoruba girls selling Agbo in Aba are greatly endowed.

Igbo girls and saggy b**bs are like 5&6. Their bleaching habit weakens the veins and tendons of their b**bs. Ur fair skin is useless when u no get heavy load upfront and backstage. Na ur fair skin I go chop. To find a girl wey carry better load for Igbo land is very hard...any one with better package always get worwor face.
Jokes Etc › Re: For Fun: Share Your Favourite "HUSTLE O" Proverb by Faber(m): 3:25pm On Nov 07, 2019
calmG:
Hustle o make you know come dey claim another person name grin
Poor Bachelor
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by Faber(m): 5:15pm On Aug 06, 2019
chiommy123:
Will they hear watch them shout conji na bastard until it bastards them inside prison
tell them more... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

abeg no kee pesin here... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Konji don put me for trouble before, since that day...I come repent. I carry girl go hotel, we spent quite good time drinking nd catching fun. It was getting close to mid night. We decided to lodge. I have paid for the room and submitted my details with the receptionist, going back to the VIP bar to pick her up, the girl don disappear. Hotel security come change am for me. According to them, the girl ran out from the small gate and they pursued her down the streets, but she increased her speed and they retreated. They detained me until the following afternoon to make sure nothing was missing in the hotel. Since that day I come repent give my life to Christ. Na once in a while now...I dey play daddy and mummy game cos man no be wood grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Kanu Nwankwo Poses With Super Eagles Players After Win Against Burundi (photos) by Faber(m): 12:29pm On Jun 23, 2019
Papilo next Super Eagles coach
Papilo next Super Eagles coach
Papilo next Super Eagles coach
Papilo next Super Eagles coach
Papilo next Super Eagles coach
Career › Re: Pursuing Money Vs Education: Should I Drop Out Of School? by Faber(m): 3:41pm On Jun 09, 2019
Go and make money

thank me later
Sports › Re: The Moment Salah's Daughter Ran Down The Wing To Score As Salah Looks On by Faber(m): 12:17pm On May 13, 2019
Barca suppose sign Sala daughter
grin grin grin

See as the small gurl beat defenders score goal... Barca needs this gurl for next season...she Sabi score for Anfield... grin grin grin
Properties › Re: Accomodation In ABA, Abia State by Faber(m):
Ok...
I am not from Abia state. But I know Aba too well. There are self-cons and I know their locations
Politics › Re: Aba Flooded... People Paying #150 To Be Carried On Back Across The Flood Waters by Faber(op): 9:24am On Apr 24, 2019
Chimaokigwe:
It's next level for idiots who vote animals like Ikpeazu as Governor.

If you can't learn from what Imo people did to Rochas or what Oyo people did to Ajimobi or Otoge in Kwara, Abians deserve to suffer and die for their foolishness.

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