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Yeah! Basketmouth is fab. I used to know him way back in Uniben.......
I also like Teju Baby face and Basorge Tariah Jnr.......................
I really like Princess now though, that girl is unique, and that's what I like about her!

Hell naw!
but tpbm is

North-America

Congrats to the Newest Mum!

I'd say you're talkin to the wrong person................

wwyd if i told you I'd give you a million dollars??

Red

In a major way!

tpbm has loads of money!

Thanks Hottie!

Haha, very funny Wesley. I am female, mind you
Ibinabo is my full name.

@ Layi,
How come you know Ibifuro?? That's my cousin's name!

I.B

What is (was) your (the).....

First name: I.B
Gender: female
Favorite food(s): Eba and Okro soup
Favorite color(s): brown, bronze, gold and orange (earth tones)
Future child's names: I'm protecting her privacy, sorry
Sign or b-day: Somewhere in Sept
Favorite number: 3
Biggest fear: Fear itself
Favorite quote: What Will Jesus Do?
Obsession(S): Dunno
Addiction(s): Reading books, listening to music
Biggest turn off: Dishonesty
Biggest turn on: Intelligence
First thing you notice in the opposite sex: Face
Last book you read: Johanna Lindsey- Love me forever (I"m not done yet)

Preferences...

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Hot or cold: Cold
Coke or Pepsi: Coke!
Truth or Dare: Truth
Rightie or Leftie: Rightie
20/20 vision or glasses: 20/20
Big or small: Big what? Small what??


Do you...

Speak another language: English and my native tongue
Own your room or share with sibling: share with hubbyling
Have a sibling(s): 2
Think that God should be male or female: Never have thot
Think that God should be white or black: Never have thot
Like your handwriting: Love it!
Type fast or slow: Average speed
Think you're beautiful/cute: do too! (with all modesty)
Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears" and the likes in case you don't know): Used to, not anymore, sleep with a real live animal now!

Misc...
What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: my mum
Are you straight/gay/bi: str8!
Piercings: nada
How tall are you: 5 ft 7inches
How tall do you wish you were:I llike the way I am!
What would you change about yourself: I llike the way I am!
What wouldn't you change: anything!

THE END. Phew, that was long!

I'd call the cops to check the car out first!

wwyd if you logged on one day and found out that Nairaland is no more?

I love THIS DAY. Especially, the weekend editions.

Layi's post kind of sums it all up, meawhile, what's up with you and Angela K blowing kisses at each other??

I would give him a hard slap on his face!

what would you do if you were asked to be the president of your couuntry for one day

I would simply wrap my towel back on (though i'll be embarrassed for sure)

wwyd if you were stuck in an elevator for hours

false!

but tpbm is in a band tho

Too true!

tpbm is Vexxy!

I would take the money and walk around naked in my house for a week!
wwyd if you were told you have One year left to live?

From home! The movie is so old.............. its on video tape. I had it cleaned and I watch it everytime I wanna laugh! i also have sound of Music, King and I, Oliver Twist and By the light of the Silvery moon!

nah, i don't believe you

tpbm loves riddles??

How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
Any place without a drive-up window.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.

Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the joysticks off the smart ones.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends

angela k:
Fabian,

Angela k what

I have a copy of 7 brides for the 7 brothers at home!

Best Movie in the last decade is a tough one, but i will limit muself to some movies I really liked between 1999 and 2000. Here goes!

Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine
Memorable Quotes from the movie
Have the Lambs stopped crying Clarice?

Scent of a Woman (1992)
Al Pacino, Chris O’ Donnel
Memorable Quotes from the movie
Hooah! When you’ve known him for as long as I have, He becomes John to you………..

A few good men (1992)
Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Keifer Sutherland
Memorable Quotes from the movie
You can't handle the truth!
Did you order the code red? You're goddamn right I did!!
Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy. And you're under arrest, you SOB

Forrest Gump (1994)
Tom Hanks, Sally Field
Memorable Quotes from the movie
Run, Forrest, Run!
My Mama always said, ‘Life is like a box of Chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.’

The Rock (1996)
Ed Harris, Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage
Memorable Quotes from the movie
There's somethin' I've gotta do, Barb. Somethin' I couldn't do while you were here. I tried. You know I tried everything, and I still don't have their attention. Let's hope this elevates their thinking. But whatever happens...please don’t think less of me
Ladies and gentlemen, you're being detained against your will, and for that I apologize. It is not our intention in any way to harm you, you will not be detained one minute longer than is necessary for us to complete our mission.
The men following the General: you're under oath as United States Marines, have you forgotten that? We all have shipmates we remember; some of them were shit on and pissed on by the Pentagon. But that doesn't give you the right to mutiny!
You call 'em what you want! You're down there, we're up here! You walked into the wrong goddamn room, Commander!
I will not repeat the order!
I don't quite see how you can cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million. This is not combat, it's an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you're a effing idiot.


Les Miserables (1998)
Uma Thurman, Liam Neeson, Claire Danes
Memorable Quotes from the movie
Now Don't Forget, Don't ever Forget, you've promised to become a new man.

Man in the iron mask (1998)
Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich.
Memorable Quotes from the movie
The next time we meet one of us will die!
Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
Then we will both die traitors, D'Artagnan

The Sixth Sense (1999)
Bruce Willis, Hailey Joel Osment
Memorable Quotes from the movie
I see dead people

Gladiator (2000)
Russel Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix
Memorable Quotes from the movie
You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues. Wisdom, Justice, Fortitude and Temperance. As I read the list I knew I had none of them. But i have other virtues, father. Ambition, that can be a virtue when it drives us to excel. Resourcefulness. Courage. Perhaps not on the battlefield but there are many forms of courage. Devotion, to my family, to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then, it was as if you didn't want me for your son.
How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

That's my list, I could go on and on, but I want to limit myself to these few. Let's see your list!

TPBM cant judge him cos I dont know the details................

tpbm will fill me in

taboo

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This fellow who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a
friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on.

While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks one day, he hears the whistle, "Whooee Whoee!" but doesn't know what it is.
Predictably, he's hit -- but only a glancing blow -- and is thrown, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises.

After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party one evening. While in the kitchen, he suddenly hears the tea kettle whistling. He grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet and proceeds to
batter and bash the tea kettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal.

His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushes into the kitchen, sees what's happened, and asks the man from the desert, "Why did you ruin my good tea kettle?"

The desert man replies, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"

Amen to all our prayers.................

God bless Vexxy

Did I read that sign right?

       In an office:
      Toilet out of Order...................Please use floor below

       In a Laundromat:
       Automatic Washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the lights go out

       In a London department store:
       BBargain Basement Upstairs

       In an office:
       Would the person who took the Step Ladder Yesterday Please Bring it back or Further
Steps will be taken

In an office:
       After tea break Staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining
board


       Outside a second-hand shop:
       We exchange anything - Bicycles, washing Machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along
and get a wonderful bargain?

       Notice in health food shop window:
       Closed due to illness

       Spotted in a safari park:
       Elephants please stay in your car

       Seen during a conference:
       For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

       Notice in a farmer's field:
       The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the Bull charges

       On a repair shop door:
       We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

God bless AFRICA!