₦airaland Forum

dawnomike:
He has sold over 10,000 arms to bandits!!! This is alarming

That is one dealer.

Heartbender:
What are those condoms for?

For protection in the war front.

Judolisco:
so u r saying d president is dead? In other words we have no president

Come on. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

Buhari didn't come back from London. Thanks to COVID-19, the imposters can hide and send us blurry videos.

Nigeria is in autopilot.

VillageHead:
hausa wey no get water!
hausa wey no sabi swim!
na dem dey always be chiefs of naval staff.

it's alright!

Apart from special forces (the once that moves from the ship to the land like SEAL)... Swimming is not necessary in other countries Navy because you would always be on the ship and if it sinks, you can't swim to safety because the ocean is too big.

You can learn how to swim in 2 weeks and many people lean how to swim the very first day they enter water.

Judolisco:
Na only God know wetin make our first lady relocate arbi buhari Don marry 3rd wife ni... Dis old men dey flex o.... Jst make sure say u get money 4 dis life girls no go mind even if dem be number 10 on ur list....

The guys in Also Rock are actors with make up. If you noticed, she wore black for over 2 years (woman that like colors).

Gopayb:
If Jonathan had done well, we won't be having this evil party ruling us

This evil party were the one bombing everywhere and sabotaging Jonathan. After gaining power they discovered that they are professional opposition. They have no plans other than to criticize government.

Till tomorrow, Buhari and Lai Mohammed would still blame GEJ for everything because they don't know any better.

Better late than never.

Thank God Buratai is gone. I hope they reform the military.

It wasn't random. They were following him.

Whole knows, they must have been studying his movement for weeks be he didn't perceive anything.

Being an orphan in Delta State... May God help those children prepare for the coming hardship.

RedRay:
Where is the buttocks?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/12927729_screenshot202101021239291_jpeg853806ed64044e5c51c789fb2e35ae81

The man is stupid. Ignore the matter or pay someone to treat her foq up. Now it would he hard for him to enjoy himself without being paranoid that the woman he is with would leak something.

The day I knew alcohol was a drug was when I tried a Russian drink and I could not balance on my own feet. Being that I have tried a few drugs in the past, I sincerely wonder why alcohol was legal. It is absolutely a drug and a very bad and powerful one.

What an animal. They are two taking turn on one woman

Kettlecorn:
LOL, who wan die. Army is now no better than police. Nigerian Army where they count bullets for soldiers before going to the warfront. Each soldier will get 50 bullets and must account for each when they return because oga has chopped the money for ammunition. If care is not taken, 2 soldiers will share one gun. The soldiers will also fuel the APC out of their own pocket. BH will fire 100 bullets in one burst of fire while our soldiers are expected to fire 50 in one week at the war front

Other countries, if they are attacked, they can be shooting for 2 hours.
Our problem is, they are not trained to fight someone who is armed, they are trained to intimidate themselves and unarmed civilians. That is why when they go for Peace Keeping mission, our military is among the best in the world because they have proper funding, but at home, untrained Boko Haram would be sacking their base.

They don't want to fight, why should you force them?

I am a grown man and if given weapons, I would not mind facing Boko Haram in that Sambisa Forest or the urban warfare within the towns. In other words; any dangerous vacancy, I am very interested please. Even if na to be cook in the war front, I would go, just give me a rifle for self-defense.

Slackerpenguin2:
She probably is

Most criminal masterminds don't look like criminal masterminds...

The leader is probably in office now. That is why they are smiling and looking fresh. A few phone calls and they free.

May I remind you, it is Harmattan so they are even fresher than they look. Now these are real criminals.

If they were poor, the men would be in their under-wears.

PrinceGallant:
Your hypocrisy is smelling. If a man who is in the centre of terrorism says something and you; who is far away of the state says otherwise, it shows how stinking is your reasoning. Do you know more than the bornos? Come on, who is Nathaniel Samuel?

Come off your religious bigotry, North is a Muslim populated area, what do you think is the ratio of Christians that have been killed to o that of Muslims? Definitely, it is infinitesimal. Reason, use your head, don't let your sense got clouded with "my religion". Are you that daft?

I didn't have time to read your jargon.

Since dead body doesn't testify, I don't want a situation where soldiers or police would kill an innocent christian youth and claim he was a "Christian Member of Boko Haram" <-- It's facilitating that you didn't see that statement as an oxymoron; Christian Member of Boko Haram That is ridiculous.

PrinceGallant:
Hypocrisy kill you there

Which hypocrisy? Do they buy bomb in the market? If it is boom prove it? If you offend a Nigeria police, he would turn the story upside-down. No Christian is in Boko Haram (even the other radical Islamist that join would behead such Christian). You are the one fooling yourself.

Kuns84:
Most simps suffer from Stockholm syndrome.

Relax. It must be a joke. A man who provides, it is difficult for him to do house-work (even if he wants to) because even the neighbor kids would help out if they see a real oga doing domestic work (because releasing 500 naira or even 1k is not a problem).

Obviously this has to be a joke and it is funny. If it is not a joke, oga would get it from all these small girls looking for internet subscription money.

PrinceGallant:
A Christian was caught trying to bomb a church in this country. For the records, his name is Nathaniel Samuel.

You can google Nathaniel Samuel if you missed the story

Show us the bomb and prove to us it was dangerous by doing a controlled explosion. That story is filled with lots of loopholes. Did he say he is BOKO HARAM. Did Boko Haram claimed responsible to have sent him? Can he recite a single verse in the Quran. Where he was caught, it that a war zone.

Kokaine:
Borneo is north east. There are many Christians in the north east so its possible.

If someone is forces to convert to Islam, is that person still a Christian?

There are no Christians in Boko Haram (trying to install an Islamic State). This is just politician talking to stroke each others back (like how Buhari said Dani Abacha NEVER stole/looted).

This is a lie. If Boko Haram gave me (a Christian) weapons to kill the innocent, I would turn that weapon on Boko Haram in a sacrificial way.

What I know is, they have enough recruits. Even the children of the privilege are joining (like that underwear plane bomber).

How can you agree to that nonsense?
I love Fela but if my daughter or sister say she wants to be wife number 1000th, I would disown that woman.

mumu

I suspect someone removed their feathers (sabotage or they bought it like that). next time train birds soly for this purpose instead of just buying white bird in the market.
All of them would be eaten tonight since they don't want to fly.

Ochedanny:
Ah! not me o. me wey no dey Canada. lol

Unbelievable! That guy looks like you. If I see the ad again, I would post the guys image here.

Oyinbopepper:
Hello guys,
Please can anyone help with business ideas a Nigerian can do in France,like any business at all.
It's really hard finding a job due to the covid 19 crisis.
Thanks

Import local Nigeria food stuff

Please, is the embassy in Abuja opened? If yes, what time/days.

I heard that France has dusk to dawn curfew (6pm - 6am indoors).



Can Nigerians travel from Nigeria to France during this pandemic? I heard that UK citizens are banned from entering France (because they have a deadlier strain of COVID-19), and USA citizens are banned from traveling into France due to high death rate and Trump mismanagement/unbelieve of the coronavirus. Due to this, I am not sure of the fate of Nigerian travelers.

Just get ready to join the 'DNA Test Movement'
There is a high probability that your first son would look like him.
You have not yet marry and she has already started increasing your blood-pressure.

They don't need words, they need action (prove you "appreciate" their sacrifice)...

They were listing World weakest military and Nigeria made the list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFlBwtIa7tA

I once saw an ad on YouTube (and he looks like you)... tell people he can help them migrate to Canada. Na you abi?