----- "If you're an asshole around women, you might not attract them. But if you're an asshole with
money, all of a sudden you're a 'challenge'."

----- "Men don't think there's anything immoral about prostitution because they're used to it from dating
and marriage."

----- "Women are whores? How can you say that? You know-you never see a fat old guy with a young
babe on his arm. Must be his daughter."

----- "They say a boat is a hole in the water you pour your money into. A vagina is the same thing-it's a
hole in a woman's body you pay for dearly. At least with a boat you can sell it and maybe get some
of your money back."

----- "Don't be misled that just because a woman is emotional she is capable of emotion. It just means
she has different hormones. When it comes to a man's cash, she's as emotionless as you can get."

----- "All the men I know are romantics-they're looking for a great relationship with a great woman.
Holding hands, enjoying spending time together-all that stuff. And sex, too. Men think sex is
normal. But when it comes to love, all the women I know are cold-blooded accountants."

----- "Women think that men want to have sex 24 hours a day. Sure we would, if you look like
something out of Playboy."

----- "Let's be honest. Women accept you or reject you as a lover based solely on the level of your
income. They say they don't, but they do. You can be short, bald, fat, and ugly, but if you've got a
million dollars, you'll get a woman. But turn the equation around-what if a guy said to a woman,
'I'd like to go out with you, but your tits are too small'. She'd be calling him every name in the book.
Yet she feels it's O.K. to reject men without big bucks. Pretty sad."

----- "It's funny to watch women turn 35 or 40. They panic because they know they're losing their visual
appeal to men. If a guy has money, why would he want to buy a jaded, wrinkled old mummy when
he can get a fresh 25 year-old with a happy disposition?"

----- "Of course women are whores. Everybody knows that. But you're supposed to pretend it's not true,
the way women do. It's all a big game-I didn't make the rules, they did. I just have to play along. If
you don't spend money, you don't get laid. Period."

----- "This woman told me, 'I won't date any man unless he makes at least 75,000 a year.' And she was a
dog! Where do they get this attitude?"

----- "You've seen these strippers who can squat down and pick up a dollar bill with their pussies? Well,
that's putting the whole thing in a nutshell."

----- "I've always been the classic nice guy that women say they want. I bring flowers, send cards,
remember birthdays. It's just the way I am-if I like a woman, why shouldn't I be nice to her? It
seems logical to me. But I get nowhere. Usually I get treated like a friend and they dump me for
some asshole with an expensive car. And later these women come crying to me about what jerks
men are, because the asshole just got her into bed and took off. But I'm thinking, hey, wait a
minute-you picked him. You've got nobody to blame but yourself. I was nice to you and you treated
me like your brother. What the hell do you want, anyway?"

----- "A woman's cunt is between her ears. Attitude. The one between her legs is sewed up tight unless
you've got a lot of cash."

----- "Women are the ultimate narcissists. They obsess over their personal appearance. They even pay
people to fawn all over them in beauty salons."

----- "Women are incredibly threatened by other women younger than themselves, especially the ones
with great bodies, because they know that their looks are what they're selling to men. That's when
the older broads come out with, 'Oh she's just a bimbo'. Just jealous!"

----- "Women want money now-they don't care about a guy's potential. They're walking cash registers.
The only possible exception is if you're in some training program for a high-paying career, like
medical school. Then they'll work to put you through school because they're dreaming of the big
house you're going to build for them. It's like making an investment in a growth stock. It's funny-
once in a while you hear a story about a woman who helps put her boyfriend through school, and
then he dumps her after he graduates. My God, you'd think the world had ended! This babe is on the
Oprah show whining and moaning about what 'pigs' men are. But think about it, turnabout is fair
play. Women have been doing this to men for centuries. They can dish it out but they can't take it."

----- "Women are always moaning that they can't meet any men. What they mean is, a guy who looks
like Tom Selleck and has plenty of cash. There are men everywhere, always looking to meet
women. But if a woman isn't asked out by Mr. GQ with a BMW, she'll stay home by herself on
Saturday night and fantasize."

----- "Love is a five-letter word. M - O - N - E - Y"

----- "I've heard women say that if a guy looks at their bodies he's a jerk. What kind of fuckeddd-up
thinking is that? Breasts are there to be looked at. They're sex organs, gender markers so men will
be attracted. Women want you to like them for 'themselves', whatever the hell that means, as if
somehow their bodies aren't part of who they are. This is just more female bullshit which we're
expected to swallow. If you see a woman across a crowded room who you think is attractive, it's
pretty hard to tell what her personality is like. What's wrong with physical attraction? Any woman
who thinks a guy is a jerk for looking at her body needs some heavy-duty therapy. As if she never
looks at good-looking men."

----- "Women are so attractive. Why do they have to be so fuckedddd up?"

----- "What really aggravates me about women is that they can have sex anytime they want to. They can
just walk up to some guy they think is attractive and say, 'Let's do it'. What's the guy going to say?
No? Men aren't game-players like women. But, if a man wants to get laid, he has to jump through
hoops, and then maybe she'll sleep with him. And after you've spent all that time and money and
mental bullshit just to get her into bed, she wants to cuddle. How much of this can we take?"

----- "God, women are stupid! When it comes to men, they're their own worst enemies. Always count on
a woman to act directly opposite her own best interests."

----- "All women think their pussies are worth a million dollars. They aren't."

---- "When a man says compromise, he means I'll meet you in the middle. When a woman says
compromise, she means do it my way and like it, or no more sex."

----- "Women want a guy who looks like Tom Cruise, acts like James Bond, who just won the Lotto and
reads poetry. Women are stupid."

----- "Women are so fuckeddd up about sex-if she sleeps with you on the first date, she has to make all
kinds of excuses. 'I usually don't do this', or 'I was drunk'. Why can't they just have fun?"

----- "Once in a while you run into a naturally sexual woman who has her head on straight. You know,
she wants to screw, not go to dinner. If all women were like that, we wouldn't have half the
problems in this world."

----- "Women are so fuckedddd up. If you don't do what they want, you're a jerk. If you roll over and do
what they want, you're a wimp. You can't win."

----- "Women are always bitching about how shallow men are you know, looking at tits and ass. Hey,
I've got news for you, babes. Nature put those things there so you would look at them. That's what
keeps the ball game going. Women are hypocrites. I see them looking at guy's butts all the time
(that's because they're too fuckedddd up about sex to stare at crotches). You don't hear men getting bent
out of shape about that, do you? That's because men think sex is normal, and women don't. Also,
women are doubly shallow. They want looks and a fat wallet."

----- "It's amazing what a broad will do for a buck."

----- "I hear married women complaining that their husbands come home dog tired and don't have the
energy to do anything. Well, somebody's gotta pay the mortgage . . .”