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Snoopy007:
Looool... Identify yourself!!! Check my profile for my pic. Up IJ, Up Moremi dorm.

CHIMEZIE? IS THAT YOU?

it happens in every government owned tertiary institution. a friend had 68 in p.ume in unilorin and was top 4 according to analysis but has not gained admission yet, 80% has not gained admission, 70% has not gained admission... whereas 42,50... have been given admission. MAY GOD FIGHT FOR US.

Hmm. Oga o

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blazers007:
As Fela sing am ' double wahala 4 dead bodi'...in my own case it was multiple wahala.

I and 3 friends planned to cook concoction rice; garnished with sardine and geisha, but then there was no water to cook it with as there was water scarcity in sch dat day.

We went around d hostel to steal water way past lights out, and after a long search we finally saw a metal bucket half-filled with water and carried it.

We then went to d back of d hostel and made fire and used d same bucket to cook d rice.

We had to endure d cold on d night, d giant mosquitoes, and d yeye odour of blockus while we wait make d food done. We even risked bn caught and thrown into d sch cell, cut grass, flogged and/or suspension.

After about 2 hours, d food was finally done and we comot our our spoons make we begin dey carry base, but as God won catch us na hin our teeth dey land on top crunchy rice.

Unknown to us, d bucket of water we stole had stony sand settled in it. Come see as guys dey munch stony rice.

Unknown to us, God hadn't finished with us yet, half way into our munching of dis stony rice a Naval Officer caught us and we were made to frog jump, roll on blockus riddled elephant grass, all while we were bn flogged.

God wasn't finished yet, throughout dat week, na 4rm one yawa to d other. It was so bad dat I began to suspect d guy we stole his water to be an ogbanje as I ws d one who carried d water..

When I couldn't cope again, I had to go hustle a full bucket of water to return to d guy o; begging him 4 forgiveness. Miraculously or coincidentally d misfortune stopped.

But trust me, I respected and stylishly avoided d guy until we graduated 4rm sch.

See wetin STONY RICE cost me o.

crazy.

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE IJANIKIN LAGOS. Moremi house. TOZO. Cabo. Ogabs. Joe joe. Casper. Oskay. To mention but a few.
My experience.
I remember one night like that we were to vacate the next day so i was wit 700 naira 4 t.fare (as a big boy nau i wanted to buy gala and lacasera on d way) i jux knew sum badassed crazy unarmed robbers wil steal d moni during d nyt wen i wil b sleeping. So i tied a wrapper (sleeping cloth) then folded d moni into it d way market women do their stuff, i then wore a short to cover d wrapper... But to my greatest surprise wen i woke up even wit d way i safeguarded d moni as if it was my first pension money, d money was gone. I wanted to cry my eyeballs out but GOD provided. (i didnt steal o, i saw anoda person's moni and took it 250 naira)

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Profbrian:
#Team_U.I.

I mean this ilorin of a school always claim to be principled and puritanical wen it comes to admission buh they have their loopholes to a fault, and they seem to favour their catchment states more than Merit, unlike so in the FIRST AND THE BEST AND THE ONLY PRESTIGIOUS AND ILLUSTRIOUS UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN THE PREMIER CITY OF OYO

assuming they favour catchment area dat much it would have been better.

Profbrian:
u can hardly hear of such scandal here in U.I

exactly... Even if ilorin claims boss but when it comes to merit... UI Takes all. First and the best. But i rep better by far

Caleycash:
If I hear say we go they unified... Useless ZOO Country!!

calm down nau. Do u remember dat sum people shed deir blood 4 dis country

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Dammysmart:
bro seriously you are as confused as your post bcs I can't read correctly what you mean o are u sure u are a unilorite or one of those "ghost student" on campus fa?? or u scaled GNS111? lolz...because I dunno wat is called "Faculty of better by far university"

guy wen last u enter school gate? Dnt u knw faculty of law z d better by far faculty of the better by far uni? Guy wake up.

arsetalks:
Did you read what the idiota wrote? He deserves it.

i understand bro but an eye for an eye make the world go blind.

Dammysmart:
hello Mr. I don't just type and type, I have cleared the air on it and this new one u bringing huh. maybe u suld meet Ambali o...

assuming i am not their student i would av confronted him. But as a student u jux keep calm. Repping the better by far faculty of the better by far university.

Link to stream live.

Kwara state governor come and learn o.

arsetalks:
May your house collapse while you, your kids, siblings and mum are inside. How I wish that your stubborn, know all father had taken advice and pulled.

Product of a badly masturba.tion damaged spe.rm.

c'mon dats too much of an abuse take it easy...

Av heard...
Btw why is the sun becoming hotter everyday na...

No be only ministerial appointment dey go get. NIGERIA SHA... Can we ever be in unity?