₦airaland Forum

Oblitz:
For your mind....so because i wrote that sh..t online 'if' d army takes over, they'l trace d moniker and fish me out.....
hmmm..... cant even happen in James bond movies, talkless of reality.

You make me wanna laugh.

Tracing you is real and possible, if you do anything that's worth it, you can be found.

Even as an hobbyist I know a lots of cunning things I use to do (by emulating scripts kids) during the days of yahoo! messenger far back 2002, 2003;

...and to think that the technology wasn't even this good then.

Anyway I was just pulling your legs about being caught and getting toast but please know that..
if warranted, not only can you be located but even your heart beat can be monitor from half way across the world.

Maybe you should leave Nairaland for sometime and put your data to informative and educative research.

cheers.

sddiamond:
Is because Yoruba's in nairaland are hugely jealous of Igbo people, cos to me I don't understand the hatred, its too much. I've Yoruba friends and they're amazing people, the ones in nairaland are just clowns, jobless and failures looking for who to blame for their hardships.

Stop deceiving yourself. It's same thing the other way round. Those your supposedly amazing Yoruba friends are still the same caliber "bashing" on Nairaland. That's why it's an e-war. A faceless engagement.

Most people bash when contentious issues arouse. Only Muslims avoid this habit over religious subjects because no matter who the try to slander from someone your religion, that figure is usually equally a REVERED person in their Quran so most times they just let be and bear the sting.

"Bashing" is a virtue on social forums so stop quibbling, okay?

LordAdam16:
And what do you think the SS would do? Fight with the eminently silly SW that never knows how to choose their battles against the evidently smart North?

If a coup happens, all the North has to do is keep the Northern-SS agreement of not trying to usurp control of SS oil and the SS would sit idly by as the North decimates anyone (and I mean anyone) that challenges them. We no dey stress ourselves. We always come to an understanding with the North and NEVER fight a losing battle.

Adaka Borro used his brain in 1967 and died a hero. Eventually we coerced Babangida to form OMPADEC before Obasanjo created NDDC and Yar'Adua created Ministry of Niger Delta and started the Amnesty Program.

We are experts at surviving in a country with changing alliances, so if the SW wants to resist a coup, you have a better chance of getting the SE to stand with you than the SS.

-Lord

Are you confessing HYPOCRISY and BETRAYAL

LordAdam16:
989900, what was that trash you were posting earlier today.

The signs are all around for us to see.

A coup will happen in Nigeria and the sky will not fall.

Just pray Buhari does not die on that seat.

Me, I'm already planning my exit. The day coup happens, I turn diaspora Nigerian same day.

-Lord

...if they agree to open the borders or leave the airport functional.

Abi you think say coup na Area boy riot

jideopiscal:
Be a winner with me and smile with others... Make sure you grab yours today... 100% sure...

IF this your BET is real and SURE then you would have been comfortably retired into sitting down and savouring your gains by NOW instead of parading UP & DOWN changing monikers and spamming us with this crap.

Get a job, even if it's bricklaying. Do something you will be proud relating to your grandchild when that vertebrae (you are abusing now) is gone.

Afterall as they say: there is dignity in labour.

DocHMD:
When osibande is kicked out, the yorubas should be ready to fight abookies without the rest of the south (SE/SS) which they abuse so much.

You still don't get it, do you.

The Yorubas will (willingly or grudgingly) STILL support whoever replaces the current VP provided it's not an IBO man.

mansakhalifa:
What Coup? Unless there is something I don't know,what we had in Cote d' Ivoire was a mutiny not a coup. Even the mutineers made it clear that it was just a mutiny and that they were not trying to take over the government. They just want their backlog of salaries and wages paid-that's all. So where is the 'coup' part coming from? Besides,I think we should stop worrying about the rest of Africa since they worry less about us. Unless our interests are going to be served. We spent about $12 billion and lost hundreds of men in Liberia and S/Leone and gained nothing. Let us start watching out for our interests only.

Guess you did your Liberia and S/Leaon war for the sake of GOD.
America fought her Iraq and Afghan war for the sake of OIL.

Don't be despair, you (as Nigeria) will go to heaven while America will go to hell.

comprehend?

MetaHuman:
In 21st century, africa still battling millitary coup.

When will africa get it right?


Any coup in nigeria will mark the end of the country.

No one is gonna allow hausa/fulani to use back door to rule us again in this country.

No one, uh
I guess that "no one" is you.

Oblitz:
Ghen ghen! Nigerian Army Should Not Try Shit O! Or We'll Chase Them Away With Sticks And Stones

"We" as in you and your siblings

Just make sure that this moniker isn't traceable back to you cause if this "change over" eventually happened, you're TOAST.

Carry go with your suicide mission, you are on your own.

HumorMe:
Fears!

I think if President Buhari gives unflinching support to VP Osibanjo,the pivotal parts of the armed forces will rally behind acting president.

The soldiers still fear President Buhari.


Anything other than this is unpredictable waters i fear!

your comment is precisely how things are.

But will the President sway that way?
I mean will "they" allow him?

BlackDBagba:
Someone say 'dust the passports' !

Bless you brother. You took the word right out of my mouth.

Anybody in the position to hack a contingency plan should please start doing do so.

Any kind of PLAN B that would guarantee the safety of the (most vulnerable) loved ones around you is worth planning.

God help us all.

Unimaginable123:
These Muslim guys should stop deceiving people about this 24-burial.
Prince Audu of Kogi's burial was delayed to see if he would resurrect.
Fani Faghwehinmi, a Muslim, was buried after 15 days.
Adedidu, strongman of Ibadan politics, was buried after 3 days.
IBB brought his wife, Maryam, back to Minna after she died in abroad and buried her in Minna.
Former Kano Governor, Rimi, brought his daughter home and buried her in Kano after she died in abroad.
A Tunisian Muslim, whose son died and was buried in France, went there and exhumed his body and took him home to Tunisia and buried.
If the family can afford it, bring the corpse home.

All those people you mentioned, does this (late) Moji and/or her family have up to 10% of their fortune?

Those people can afford to move their family corpse round the world in a private jet.

This ones (Moji family) are having serious issue regarding burial COST and not necessarily burial LOCATION.

R. I. P

AustineCJ:
Mtchww Religion doing more harm than good, Let the poor girl see her mother joor n pay due respect to the body before burial abeg.Why did they not bury Yar Adua in Saudi Arabia if the religion was that important?? somebody should not tell me bcux his a president...let them fly the woman down here since its even more less expensive..

The religion (Islam) actually allows the delay of burial for more than a day under certain conditions.

One of them being the absence of close or key family member like SPOUSE, CHILDREN, IMMEDIATE GUARDIAN etc

Moving the body to Nigeria is still in line with the religious rites.

Look for another excuse to bash Islam.

soath:
But we're far better than those shattered countries. It'll take ages for them attain our status. Matured comment please.

Please excuse my language. In my zeal to see this country Become great (again), I get swallow in rage with discussing Nigeria's betterment.

Apologies tendered.

Alariwo2:
really?

Please locate it and come be my guest.. you'll be walking into a Lion's den like Daniel.
Even God will abandon you when I'm done with ya

true true na "boy" you be.

soath:
You mean men who secretly fund ISIS

...better than those who openly "spur on" POVERTY.

You seem like a nut case who would rather go to sleep hungry (and die of hunger in your dreams), than raise your hand up and be spared by a slice of bread.

This country is filled with Bigots thwarting progressive efforts due to ethno religious sentiments.

Keep shortchanging your grand children, posterity will tell.

DollarAngel:
These are the kind of Muslim leaders we need in this country, Men with Vision

In reality the BURDEN of building (or rebuilding) Nigeria shouldn't be on Muslim leaders alone.

You cited a 99% perfect examples of Visionary leaders (from the Emirate).

Both CHRISTIAN and MUSLIM rulers in this country should learn from these exemplary leaders.

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Diamondville:
Your explanation is not logical, Kindly check a Dico or use google.. the die is cast- used to say that an event has happened or a decision has been made that cannot be changed (from oxford advanced learners' dictionary; 8th edition)

Thank you. your correction turned out valid. I must have "misheard" this expression right from my young age and it stuck with me wrongly.

well, thank God I warned you earlier that my formal schooling is limited.

cheers.

ezeegolimited30:
I came here 2 years ago and I started menial work with low pay too,am on 2 years working visa when it expires I will be back in Nigeria, as u saying I am not qualified educationally for works in dubai I laugh it off becos that certificate u are holding when goto Arab countries u will know how valueless it is.#Anyway,am reliable when it comes processing Any Arab country Visa any body wants to come over(+971522257217)

I am talking certificate in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY, BANKING AND FINANCE, OIL AND GAS, SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING, OFF SHORE EXPLORATION, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, DRILLING AND MINING.

If you have got any of those qualifications and you can prove your innovativeness (during interview) or you have brief working experience (from some notable establishments in Nigeria), then Dubai is your destination.

But come to think of it, if you are the guy with these PKAKI, you may already be so gainfully employed/engaged in Nigeria that your trip to Dubai may strictly be to sample the SUN, the SURF, and the GIRLS.

Abi I no correct?

Diamondville:
Well I'm also trying to tell you that the english expression "the DIE is cast" is not "the DYE is cast

Please if you can, then educate me further.

My understanding is that the word "dye" goes with "cast" in that expression, which is intended to mean "something is already late".

you know, like when you pure a SOLUTION or COLOURANT (dye) into SOAKED CLOTHING, the formed colours becomes non separateable for life.

Well my formal education is minimal so I stand to be corrected.

Thanks

SirWere:
Err this is good but did she take note that most of these apps require background data and Nigerians HATE that ish


Also how technologically advanced are the kids she's building these for? Can a 9 year old fully understand android usage




All the same, welcome development.



At that age, my priority was stealing meat without being caught

I was going to land on you so hard (Nairaland style) that you wouldn't have felt anything till you'r mashed into a pulp.

My Seven year old navigates like a pro on any Android phone while he currently attends a public school. It's all about parenting and early technological orientations.

All kids are born equal.
please don't underestimate the average Nigerian kid.

Now considering what you said about your priority as a teen, well I guess you deserve a smile and not a bash.

ezeegolimited30:
if only they will listen,am in DUBAI as I speak now,this guy is telling u pure truth! the country no longer needs blacks labourers because they are now moving faster in terms of technology nd development, don't just waste ur money coming here with 90 days visa only to returned to Nigeria nd starts life afresh.

By the way I was curious about your moniker so I checked your profile. That pix you took seem to be somewhere around Deira town, probably baniyas Square.

Lots of Ibo guys in Deira, especially around Deira Park Hotel. Mostly bizness minded people who don't have funding for trading and who lacks artisan skills. And of course no university degree.

Always lounging and malingering round the whole Deira community.
May God help them all. And us too.

ezeegolimited30:
if only they will listen,am in DUBAI as I speak now,this guy is telling u pure truth! the country no longer needs blacks labourers because they are now moving faster in terms of technology nd development, don't just waste ur money coming here with 90 days visa only to returned to Nigeria nd starts life afresh.

Why did you take off to Dubai without doing exhaustive research

Why are you still there if you are not making head way

You sound like you don't have the educational qualification to fit into their standard work vacancies,

...meaning you went there hoping to "hustle".

Well hustling in Dubai is not really feasible because it's an ORGANISED SOCIETY.

Something tell me you may not even depart Nigeria in the first place if you have the educational qualification edge.

Always be detail and specific in your advice so you won't end up misleading or confusing people.

mfm04622:
Is squatting with 6 other guys in a room in Dubai being realistic? Is working as a labourer in a foreign country being realistic? Is working where you can't tell your people at home realistic? Is having to turn to crime to survive being realistic? Is it realistic never having peace of mind? Always having HBP when you see policemen realistic?

Where are you by the way? Still in Nigeria? Better look well before jumping so that you won't jump from frying pan to fire! Many of the Libya returnees are voluntary returnees, not deported. Better stay in Nigeria and hustle instead of chasing (fools) gold on street of foreign cities

Read my earlier post, I ve been in and out of Dubai Ten different times between 2012 and 2017 on trade visits. Am even planing on taking my daughter down there for summer camp this year.

So your "look well before jumping" advice isn't meant for me.

READ my earlier post on this topic and you will understand my rationality.

Besides I have lived in libya, Cairo, Algiers, Qatar before so am kind of an expert in these Sahara and Gulf Arab migration talks.

MidasTouche01:
Missing notice or a way to get attention....


When coming from writing her jamb was a way of pulling our f'ing sympathy, what was their family involved in. Whose ass did they gore or who did they offend Don't just come here and serve us half baked news

She is missing, presumably kidnapped for RANSOM. last time I checked kidnapping is a punishable crime under Nigeria constitution; regardless who the victim is or what the victim's folks may or may not have be involved with.

For now that's all we need to know.

Now assuming you know their family bio data from Adam to her father, what would you be offering aside commenting on Nairaland.

Seems you are not comfortable that she is educated.

mfm04622:
The money they use to get to Dubai and other places would have set up a small business in Nigeria!

...and consequently NEPA, WATER BOARD, LAASRA, and all worth not MITIGATION factors would help to vaporize that fund... plus including MR. INFLATION.

Hundreds of thousands of Nigerians muster up to a million Naira in their various bank accounts at one time or the other in their struggling lives,

...how come successful entrepreneurs are still hard to come by in our communities

Setting off to Dubai attracts within 250k to 750k (depending on current FX crash). Now These bracket sum I stated can't turn you into Dangote in Nigeria.

For once let's be realistic.

ollah1:
It doesn't work this way. You don't just apply for UAE visa, buy a ticket, fly there and be in search of jobs upandan. There are different types of visas and to be able to work easily in UAE , you should apply for the visa which enables you work immediately you arrive there.

The company where you would be working will already be aware or perhaps, employ you prior to your arrival. It's usually a 2 years visa.

These folks must have being issued a tourism kinda visa

That's exactly how it is.

I been in and out of Dubai nearly Ten times within 2012/2016, purchasing goods and reselling at home.

From time to time (trip to trip) I even got job offers but I don't have the qualifications for those openings. Mostly IT related.

I normally go on Two weeks tourism visa which permits met to explore beyond my trade intentions.

Dubai is not heaven but is way lot better than sitting back in Nigeria malingering.

Considering the FX rate which is around Dh1 to 130Naira, almost any kind of job you do in Dubai (as a resolution) will still make your bank account in Nigeria swell within Two to Four years.

Dubai is a TOURIST DESTINATION and a SMART CITY so to there is High demand for labour workers (...50% vacancies which goes to immigrants from their immediate neighbouring countries like Indians, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Philippines, etc)

Shop attendant (front desk sales person or store cleaners) earn around Dh1,500 to Dh1,800 while security jobs (CCTV operator or GATE Manning) earn around Dh2,500 to Dh 4000 per month. Of course accommodation and transportation is provided

Remember one American ($) dollar officially exchanges for 3.6 Dubai Dirham (Dh).

So in a way working in Dubai (even as a low-end employee) can be rewarding.

Up to 70% of our brother lounging aimlessly in Dubai is simple because they don't have relevant job qualification.

So the enigma "Dubai to be" or "Not to be" arouse and persist mainly because many, many people living in Dubai for years cannot compile and presents these basic facts I hinted (or more) in a useful manner for our intending Nigerian immigrants.


Research well and you won't regret migrating to Dubai.

GaggleNSwallow:
Gladly, you've just admitted that Islam condones killings of innocent people (a religion convertee has committed no crime according to the law of human rights). That said, use Christianity as a parallel example next time.

You didn't get the CONNECTION, or did you

Of course you did. You just want to play "semantic gymnastic"

People like you are filled with hatred for Islam so much that you could combust in the middle of Antarctica. And I can understand plights:

despite all the conspiracy and propaganda, Islam remains the fastest growing religion in the world.

No? Then why else are you all going berserk over it

Nowenuse:
Egbon, this is Plateau (a christian state) and not Katsina or Zamfara state. Muslims and mosques were once eradicated from the entire Pankshin LGA.

Fallacy.