NwaAmaikpe:

Oh, so you do subscribe to this kind of sight
Well, flesh will always be flesh

NwaAmaikpe:



Now this is class.
Walahi if this plane crashes, everyone in it will go to heaven.

Being in a plane like this rights all your wrongs.
I won't have had problems with BamBam if it was in a toilet like this that she did what she did.

Better start taking slim Tea!

tonididdy:
hello Bro please contact me on whatsapp +971 58 133 9641 very important pleas3

Hello Bro,
How u doing.
How's life with u and the emiratis, and the Pakis, and the Bangladis.
LOL

tonididdy:
hello Bro please contact me on whatsapp +971 58 133 9641 very important pleas3

Hello Bro,
How u doing.
How's life with u and the emiratis, and the Pakis, and the Bangladis.
LOL

naijaceo:


Hello Bro, Pls for 2 weeks visiting visa, do applicants need/must to go to Abuja and still go through the processes as applied to other visa types? And all the PCC isshhh?

No, you don't need to go to Abuja for a 2Weeks visiting visa, neither do you need any PCC.

just link up with any regular Nigerian visa Agent based in Dubai and you can have your visa within 72 hours or there about.

One thing though, a lot of Nigerian visa Agents are weary of visitors who may abscond after the expiration of the 14days permit. If you don't strike them like a genuine visitor (tourist), they may reject your patronage.

Reason for this caution is that every visitor (duration of stay) is accounted for in the immigration computing system, so if its not reflected on the computer that you have EXITED the country then the SPONSORING COMPANY and/or VISA AGENT is made to pay a huge penalty (fine).

So most Nigerian agents would rather deal with genuine visitors like market women and spare part guys than a youngster considered a potential "flight risk".


Once again, no need for Abuja.

obonujoker:
Please why aren't we seeing career jobs like Engineering positions etc, or are they hard to come by for non-emirati indigenes.....??

Vacancy for those kind of job you refer to mostly exist on the high end employment ladder.

The UAE is a technologically advance nation, they have gone far past the tech stage Nigeria is presently at.

As such your usual degree certificate (from your regular Nigerian school) is nearly practically useless as far as the mention categories of vacancy are concern.

Am sure you are aware Dubai itself is a smart city.

If you are onto jobs in IT, Engineering, Banking & Finance, Oil & Gas, Offshore stuffs etc, then be sure you are properly educationally certified in those field and possibly, with at least few years of working experience from recognised Nigerian institutions.

Question now is, if you do meet the requirements in the above paragraph, would you really be thinking of Dubai

You would probably (already) be gainfully employed.

If you are thinking Dubai (as as a West African immigrant), then be thinking MIDDLE & LOW level jobs. Forget the HIGH END juice.

corrall:
Please how much is it to process holiday visa to Dubai...all advice will be appreciated from the gurus

Basically if you are located in Nigeria and your visa contact (or agent) is located in Dubai, the cost of a 2WEEKS STAY (holiday/visiting) visa is $150.

This has been the cost for over a decade now.

ONE MONTH visa and THREE MONTH visa cost more and are usually over inflated by agents.

The cost of ONE MONTH visiting visa ranges from $250 to $350

That cost of a THREE MONTH visiting visa ranges from $500 to $750.

Note that all these cost/prices are agent pegged. The government of Dubai charges far less than this amounts.

Even the SPONSORING COMPANIES (a name for the original agency between your street agent and the country's immigration) charge far less than the above started.

But inevitably you will always need an agent unless you some how got a link to a SPONSORING COMPANY.

The actual charge for a 2weeks visiting visa by the Dubai immigration is less than a hundred dollars.

On one occasion I got a 1month visiting visa for $105 through a Pakistani agent I meet on a previous visit.

I hope my (elaborated) answers help.

davodyguy:
They should get a room quickly and act a movie. Act 1 scene 1

This place looks like Mall of the Emirates, not far from SharafDG Metro Station

man, you got me wishing I should be spending Esther in Dubai .

One can never seem to get enough of that country.

NwaAmaikpe:



He just can't help disgracing himself.
Of all places, he chose to sit on the arm of the Abacha's sofa.
Who does that?

Davido is a disgrace to stardom.
Zero finesse,
Zero style,
Zero maturity.

The only thing going for him is an influential dad and a country full of people who can't tell what good music is.

I don't get it.

The degree of SENSIBILITY coming out of your mouth these days is fast approaching 100%.

Whatever happened to your unending flow of sarcasm

Thumb up dude, you have just spoken well.

Keep it up...

EbukaHades10:
Expect half of them to be sold and then ask them about it in 3 years time and hear the super story they will start telling u.

Three years time

like serious


Is that what you wish for them?

By three Years time you expect the school to still be stuck with just these one sets of PCs?

Whatever happened to the law of progression

Kweeen:
..

It appears you are trying to reach (mail) me.
How are you...

Rigel95:
so wearing hijab made them advanced

No! Wearing mini skirts did!

Vicilo:
So they have rules and regulations which must be respected and they can't respect the rules and regulations guiding other institutions and organizations. Religious fanaticism is d reason why Africans especially Nigeria isn't moving forward or developing. How can Hijab solve any economy, power, security and health problems in Nigeria.

Really?

Ask countries like Qatar, Dubai, Oman, Brunei, Saudi Arabia Kuwait,etc. They will show you how wearing hijab successfully placed them "light years" ahead of your shiithole of a nation.

jakeFrost:
Does all this rules and regulations stops them from producing a dullard like the present president

No! But it has helped them to produce around 80% of the Nigeria's president.


A feat your clan may never achieve even with all your supposed education and enlightenment.

Comprehend

NwaAmaikpe:



Sule Lamido is worse than Buhari.
Just like Atiku is worse than Sule Lamido.

While we send Buhari back to Daura, let's be careful not to allow a bigger demon take his place.

It's like chasing your wife away for cheating and then marrying a prostitute off a brothel to come take her place.

First crystal clear, sane and unbiased statement coming from you in (well over) a year that I have monitored your comments.

chocberry:
first it was the lekki toll, now land use charge, Tinubu the pupeteeer, well done


Developing Lagos into a Mega Smart City” to kill Lagosians with Pharaoic Taxes


Before they say i'm hating, who is Lagos chasing, Buenos Aires, Sydney, London, New York or Harare?

Obviously DUBAI

jbtobsyn:

Ignorance is a disease Make enquiry before u type.
He runs a bureau d change
Just because people have and u dont have doesn't mean they are into fradulent practices

...just as it could equally mean "they are".

This your "some has and other persons don't have" basis of reasoning still attest to my suspicious that your kind are not realistic (about life) enough not to juxtaposition riches with poverty where an individual credibility is in question.


Am sure all you can see in my post is just grammar and no sense.

That what you become when material wealth has clouded your everyday reasoning.

Princeofnigeria:
stop talking shit, what's your business with his money?

You better have this mindset, that poverty is a sin.

Because of your State of poverty now, you might marry a poor man too.

So because you (ignorantly) consider POVERTY (which in reality is caused by a negative state of an economy) to be a SIN, the generality of us who are not DESPERADOS (like your kind) should not be mindful about source of wealth of people who flaunt riches without traceable or legally established source of income.

As long as the get-rich-or-die-trying folks like you continue with your shameless advocations, this mother land ain't gonna be safe.

NwaAmaikpe:


This reminds me of the lyrics from Coldplay's song "Lost''

"You might be a big fish
In a little pond
Doesn't mean you've won
'Cause along may come
A bigger one"

Wealth is relative,
Super wealthy Femi Otedola is a pauper compared to Bill Gates.

Be contented, don't brag, be humble.
Everything is relative.
Your ocean can be someone's pond.

Some guys brag about the sizes of their organs only because they haven't encountered girls with literal manholes.
This should serve as consolation to guys with small preeks. Someone will come who will make you feel like you have a machine gun.

Be contented.
Be humble.

Na wao.

Why use a lewd "article" to illustrate in an expression you stated quite logically.

Humbleness is golden we agree with you but when you start to juxtaposition about "guys sizes" and all that,

Hmm...

Crixina:
bro, please try to understand statements before you comment.
But just in case you honestly misunderstood me, we are on the same page here, the society we live in today is pro nudity, you have to dress in a certain kind of way to be called beautiful and classy. My statement up there meant that the bride is the definition of class and beauty contrary to society's definition of those two words.

Comprendez?

Merci beaucoup.


Its just a Nairaland "Itchy Finger" thing or Probably I read through hastily.

Pardon moa.

Crixina:



Even with the bride being covered up, it still spells class.

Should feminine beauty rotate around NUDITY and IMMODESTY in the first place

Or what are you connoting with the statement "...even with the bride being covered up"

It's obvious the bride (in the pre shoot) doesn't need to expose her body to make up for any lack since there isn't any anyway.

lawman88:


But if only Muslims run to this man that means he is full of darkness because you attract what you are.....

But when the same (over 70 ) Muslim that you claim run towards your church -they are running towards, Light


Nothing as deflating as self hypnotism.
Snap out of it dude before you go beyond retraction.

CAPSLOCKED:




THE ONLY THINGS THAT SHOULD BE LEFT UNEXPLAINED ARE THE THINGS WE'RE YET TO DISCOVER.


WHY GOD BLESSES YOU WITH EXCESS FOOD TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WASTE IT, BUT ALLOWS THESE KIDS GO HUNGRY FROM THE DAY THEY'RE BORN TILL WHEN THEY DIE, IS SIMPLY EXPLAINABLE.

IT DOESN'T HAPPEN LIKE THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE SPECIAL, OR CHOSEN.

IT HAPPENS LIKE THAT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GODS OR DEVILS. YOU'RE ONLY FORTUNATE TO BE BORN IN A BETTER FAMILY, AND GOT TO GROW UP IN A BETTER SURROUNDING THAN THOSE KIDS.

IMAGINE BEING BORN AS THOSE KIDS SIBLING; ZERO EDUCATION, ZERO CIVILIZATION, BAREFOOTED, NO CLOTHES, SOMEWHERE CLOSE TO THE WILDERNESS, IN THE MIDST OF BAD WEATHER AND WILD ANIMALS. IMAGINE THAT.

These things are far more complex and complicated than your simple born-a-prince/born-a--pauper juxtaposition of things reflects.

This life we live in is not always a "two side of a coin" thing.

The rationality between the existence of GOOD and the persistence of EVIL is beyond what you can address with few sentences on a social forum.

The debate is as old as life itself.

So like I said earlier, "some things are best left unexplained"

funlo2017:

Your ignorance is phenomenal. A drunk driver that hits people and they die is God's fault, even the way people loot our treasury is God's fault.
How's it God's fault that some are poor and others are rich(Irony is that the wealthy have fewer kids even though they can feed an Entourage). Many reasons why people are sick include poor hygiene (I am a physician).
As a scientist (or a learned fellow)you deal with situation as it is and not prove your naivity by disproving someone else's opinion without a solid an objective point please.
The real Atheists have better line of reasoning. Research well before spewing thrash

The fellow you are addressing might have spoken (reasoned ) the direction you were inclining if in the first place CREDITS FOR THE RESCUE WAS LOGICALLY ALLUDED TO THE FRSC that did the rescue and not the "THANK YOU JESUS" OVATION.

Stop playing double standard. Give credit to whom credit is due, or at least give the blame to who ever deserves it.

CAPSLOCKED:



WE ALSO THANK GOD FOR ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE DIE IN POVERTY.

WE THANK HIM FOR INFLICTING INNOCENT CHILDREN WITH DISEASES, AND ALLOWING THEM TO DIE OF MALNUTRITION.

THANK YOU LORD.

Well, Some things are best left "unexplained"

Jacksonville:


You lack information. You initially taught he was never in Egypt, now you know he was there you still have to criticize the setting. Of course what do I expect from your myopic defect? You can call it what you like but it was a crusade in an evangelistic style of visitation . The next one will take the stadium. Have you ever gathered a crowd to affect their lives positively? If no, start with the people around you and stop criticizing those doing it in their own way.

The adulterer (foaming Man--of-God) cannot rival the number of masses I have touched positively (and severally)before in my life.

And since I can't prove that to you from behind my keyboard...

...the glaring fact that I am demystifying him before nearly a million Nairalanders is another way of touching the masses life positively --that is, liberation from the hypnotism of an adulterer and scammer gravely abusing God's name.

Comprehend

shegra58:
Don't mind Sule he still want to get more sheep and brainwash them he can go to Saudi but his coming back is not guarantee

Forget issue of coming back. He can't and (won't) dare a crusade in some (even lesser Islamic ruling) Arab countries let alone the kingdom of Saudi Arabia.

It hasn't been permitted in well over a thousand years, so what's special about an adulterer (foaming Man-of-God) that will make them change their rules and constitution.

When he cannot even dare some core northern Nigerian states at the moment.


ROOM and PARLOUR world CRUSADER.

Jacksonville:


He has been to Egypt and he is also going to Afghanistan. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a step. He has taken a step that no preacher has taken. He was the first preacher in over 23yrs+ to organise a crusade in Egypt and he is about doing so in other Islam dominated nations.

ROOM and PARLOUR sermon is what you are calling A CRUSADE

or is it not the same Cairo-Egypt which I lived in for years?

Scam Fosters!

ollah2:
Some people just create threads for creating sake. What business does religion has to do with uploading your pictures on social media? I have said it times without number; religion and advancement of age doesn't correlate.

You think so

your educational exposure (enlightenment) is badly limited.

theapeman:
Why not go to the hospital to threat it?

Just less than 200naira to threat scorpion sting and you are reciting prayer that will never work or won't even move a pen


I advise ya to give ya life to Christ Jesus. That's the only way to make salvation....

If giving One's life to Christ would guarantee salvation...

...then definitely curing a scorpion bite would be a stroll in the park for him, right

So why then bringing in the 200Naira treatment recommendation

Double Standard! The foundation of modern day anti Islam propaganda.

May the peace and blessings of God be upon Jesus (prophet Isa).

Shaev7:

So far on this first page I read comments, only yours is okay. That officer will still face charges whether he resigns or not. He didn't even make a move... No wonder Trump blasted them... All this guys that commented above do they think its our animalistic society, let them go have brains...

Even a simple move of throwing intermittent shots at the ASSAULTERS direction (safely from his hiding place) could have created a reasonable distraction, allowing the police to arrive while minimum lives is lost.

He is simple a pussy-with-a-gun!

TheAlchemist:
The distress cry of the children should have brought out the man in the security officer... i guess he did not want to die a hero or he probably forgot some of the training he received on how to engage an armed man with AR. I want to believe the officer would have in the past received training on how best to combat some one carrying an Ak 47 or similar, training such as likely position of the shooter, constant rolling on the floor to avoid flying bullets, i am not a security expert, but i believe they would have conducted such drills for such scenarios. The security officer still had a pistol he had a fighting chance to reduce the number of casualties.
If the kids were his own children would he have stayed in hiding?

Am sure he would have.

Cries of kids all have same psychological/emotional effects on adults, regardless they are biologically yours or not.

I am 99% sure that sentry would have remain hidden even if his own children were at the scene.