colik:

You're hilarious.

Would u mind if I send u a PM

colik:

Lol...I think it would be a disaster.

Y do u think so, are u afraid I would go fat dont worry I av a very fast metabolism rate like superman.

colik:

Yup,I do.

Wow we be very good friends as you like cooking, I like eating so food would never waste dont u see that is perfect

colik:

Lotsa things..

Hmmmmmm seems u like cooking

colik:

If you're hungry,go get something to eat.

What did u cook, we could start from there.

colik:

It's going well and though I've spent half my day in the kitchen,I can say - Yeah,I'm having fun.

I hope you're having a good day.

Hmmmmm, I am already feeling hungry. Yea had a fun day, a rare outing to my friends' introduction.

colik:

I guess

Nice, so aw is ur weekend going, hope u aving fun

colik:

I wouldn't want to lead you on a wild goose chase so I'll be frank...This friendship you so desire will not translate into something more.
And that's the truth.

Hmmmm... that is ok by me. so friends we are right

colik:

Lol...as nice as your offer is,I'm not interested.

Really just like that, ok let us be friends and see if it can translate to love or what do u think.

colik:


So I'll die young if I don't fall in love soon?
Teach me Master! How can I fall in love?


I'm shining now,Mister.

Am also single, let's try and save each other by falling in love

gbengarock:
BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH HER !!
You finally got her!
Now she is in your bed.
You help her remove her cloth!
You have removed your cloth too.
See her curves.
Wow now, you are so hard , and she is Hot too, hey before you sex her, kindly ask yourself about these 10 things; .

1. Do you really love her ?
I know you like her buttocks.
I know she has big breasts or you just enjoy rubbing those breasts.
I know you like the way she talks.
But do you really love the person she is ?
.
2. After sleeping with her,
what next?
Will you still love that breasts?
Will you still love her smile?✔
.
3. What if she gets pregnant?
Will she face the world alone or will you stand by her?
Are you ready to stand as a man and say yes!
I am responsible?
We both did it,
it is our Baby Or will you look for excuses?
.
4. If she calls to tell you that she is pregnant,
will you tell her to abort it and risk her life or will
you tell her to keep the baby?
.
5. Very important, if she gives birth, can you take
care of the baby? Can you meet the emotional,
mental, psychological and financial demands?
.
.
6. Is she someone you can marry or someone
you just want to sleep with?
Imagine if this was your sister with someone
else.
.
.
7. If she is good enough for you to sleep with,
why can’t she be good enough to be your wife?
.
8. Why can’t you marry her as your wife and then
enjoy all after?
.
9. If you sleep with her and leave her.
Think about how sad it will be.
Think about the pains and the sorrows.
Imagine if this is done to your child! .
.
.
10. Think about tomorrow.
Don’t just think about today.
I know you just want to do it!
your hormones are up. . => What will happen
when your hormones are down ??
.
I Hope My Point Is Clear !!

Two things would solve d questions
Use a condom and give her a great sex so she would enjoy it d same way u do. Shikena

Chai can't imagine d nightmares I have would av for d next 6 months God forbid

What is d statistics, and by the way the real question should be why are Ibo girls agreeing to get married to yoruba guys.

Nnfe:
I do all these things, actually I like going out, having fun buh I don't always being at the centre of attention, or being in a group talking and talking and mind you, I always know what to say buh I just don't like talking in the midst of people...I get tired of convos like that, I don't like arguing even if I know I'm right..lol..Just One kain

Yea same thing with me, but wen I am with friends or people I know I tend to be an extrovert but in the midst of strangers I dont talk at all.

Divay22:
you are lieing....it's you

Lol u caught me

[quote author=Divay22 post=52732181]Hmmmm.Why do i feel you are the one [/quote


I av called d dude he said you really called him, I explained to him DAT u already know his problem. I hope u guys have a good time.

I really wish I had used my number never guessed u would call.

Divay22:
Where does he reside

He stays in Ibadan, have you tried calling him

Divay22:
Drop his...but mind you i won't marry him ...
My 5% was just 4 relationship but not marriage....
So drop his number

I would drop it but u promise me you would call him and try to hook up with him just for dating am sure he wont mind to be a side nigga just needs to feel love this is your number 08097667106

Divay22:
Ain't got no problem

Wow that's so nice the dude was almost giving up hope on love but thank God he brought you to my guy's assistance I would like to contact you and send him ur number so you guys can hit it off.

Divay22:
Yes...i should have rate it 0% self,but just gave it fair

That's nice I av an impotent friend who is looking for a relationship. He is a very nice and sweet guy u can be 100 percent certain he won't cheat on u.

Lovebliss2:







Alright.

So where do u stay

Lovebliss2:
October 23

Same here let's chat

Nnfe:
I am an introvert..and I really don't know how to open up more.

I understand, same thing with me, I hate going to parties or talking with strangers. You just av to try to go out more, you can start small by taking evening strolls, asking a stranger for the time and keeping a cheerful face wen talking to people. It helps a lot.

Ginaz:
I don't know the right section to post this but I really need to know cos I'm tired already so forgive me.

I'm in my early twenties, I'm the kind of girl that just love being alone with herself. I don't go clubbing, don't go to parties( except I don't have a choice and I'm being forced by my mother, marriage tinx)

I have few friends, just 4 I share deep emotional matters with. I'm always alone when at home, in fact I get excited about it.

I have never visited anyone this year, except on 2 occasions. Only 2 have visited me also, I close from work straight home and sleep, read novels or watch movie.

I like social stuff but too much of it kills me, makes me shy and tired. Now I'm at my aunt's house, I've been inside my room since Saturday, I only come out to do house chores. This is my personality but I feel people don't understand.

My aunt just had a talk with me right now that I keep myself from people, and it's getting me mad cos I didn't think it that way.

Nairalanders, please am I too introverted or what? Is there something I'm missing? Please.

I think your case is worse Dan mine. I don't even know aw to chat about with strangers talkless of talking with them. It is crazy, I had been following this topic since it was created but never had d urge to say anything cause I don't know anyone in this faceless forum.

GreenPlumes:


You can't be sure that you're more educated than I am. If one of Dangote's divers, who got the employment using MSc, is fired and starts riding okada to make ends meet, I presume you will still go ahead saying he is not educated?

You didnt state in the post that you are educated, and I didnt mean to insult you. I just pointed out that you should focus more on improving yourself rather than on a relationship. Girls literally are looking for someone 10 times better than they are, just focus more on how to improve yourself and make more money and the girls would come like a flock of flies.

Ginaz:
You will get a good woman if you stop spending your money on them to get what isn't worth it.

I would advise you to gather your money and save it. You will be surprised by how much you can save.

I think he should focus on himself more by trying to get an education rather than focusing on relationship. Girls are more attracted to guys who takes dier life more seriously.

Globalmoney:

There are many more available if you need. The price is 10k

Cool let me get ur contact.

Please have you sold the account I am interested.

josephine123:
stop bringing fake stories to nairaland ..

THE GUY'S LEGS DIDNT TOUCH GROUND ?

I thought as much oo thought my glasses was deceiving me

Chaui

proudly9ja:
You guys hailing the guy, you'll have daughters of and that is if you don't have daughters already.
Will you let your daughter go and visit a man she hardly knows talk less of travelling to another state to see him?

IMO the girl did well in her response. If the guy was serious, he'll go and visit her not the other way round!

How do u know dey are in different state and did d guy ask her to stay in her house just to go and watch a movie or chill don't b too quick to judge if u don't know d whole story.

Estharfabian:


Both of 'em are dunderheads!


Chatting like 0.5Year olds!
on the contrary, the girl nailed it. she doesn't even care about his Ass. I mean, the dude should've read the signs. she wasn't Interested! to Humiliate him further, She Said ''TNX''!! LMFAO.
KO!

Exactly how did d girl nail it, he invited her out to go to watch a movie or chill out whereby he is going to take care of d fee not to his house. Obviously dere is no sex in his plan for d outing, even offered to pay her tfare, she behaved like a kid and he responded by returning her number and concentrating on d numerous girls out dere he can easily ask out saving him money and most importantly time that could be used for more meaningful things like a working on himself.

She lost a free outing that who knows could av turned out to be a awesome experience and maybe lead to the alter. The guy virtually lost nothing but gained everything, respect from his guys, save his money and time so aw exactly did she nail it.