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Jennifer broke okonta stick, the stick was meant for fixing wire incase the light have problem, so she mistakenly broke it and he pretended and allowed her to fix the stick in the right place he usually puts the stick, then with anger he released a hot slap on her face, and she started begging him that she was sorry, that it was a mistake, so he forgave her and told her to ''go and sin no more''

See as i wake up for sleep begin dey find the back side

to whom it may concern
there are three types of back side

1- the slim back side aka straight line back side, this type of back side is straight forward, always straight to the point, no arguement

2- the tea cup back side aka average back side, this type of back side has a tea cup shape, the average type, only few people love this type

3- the bulldozer back side aka bright future aka big back side this is the one that everybody loves, the sight alone makes a man feels that his name is already written in the book life because that big back side is heavenly

so when creating a topic, please try not to mislead the vaseline crew guys, the topic should be '' lady flaunts her tea cup backside in this post wedding photoshoot'' the vaseline crew will understand

Angela my neighbour sister friend cousin uncle daughter inlaw just wanted to take her bath, so she removed her cloth and was about to enter the bathroom when she saw johnny her husband houseboy coming out of the front gate, she was shocked because he travelled to the village to greet his people and he just came back, so she was happy to see him, so she took her bath and she wore a nice cloth, and she went to greet him in the boys quarters where he usually sleeps, johnny is such a good boy, so she cooked fried beans and chicken for him, and gave him coke to welcome him back, and after that they did some praise and worship and some fire prayers and angela entered the kitchen to cook for her husband before he comes back from work

Okonta jnr dumebi aka cockroach noticed that mosquito has invaded his house, so he brought out his mosquito killer aka baygon, popular known as the mosquitoes perfume, but he added pepper and salt to the baygon that it started killing the mosquitoes, so when nkechi came inside and saw him firing the mosquitoes, she started hailing him and telling him to fire dey go, that the house is hot but these mosquitoes must die today, so after 5 hours of firing squad, the mosquitoes all died, so after counting the total number of mosquitoes that died, it was discovered that 5 thousand, Two hundred and eighty two mosquitoes died that night, so okonta and nkechi did some praise and worship to thank baba God for defeating the mosquitoes... Alleluia

emeijeh:
Op was among the touchi- touchi crew

impossicant, a whole pastor like me

TrapQueen77:


Hahahhahaahhaha.... This touchy touchy thingy reminds me of someone

reminds you of papa nnaemeka okafor jnr right?

Angela my sister cousin boyfriend uncle friend cousin brother daughter went to a night club for a party in a place closer to the beach, she wanted to enjoy herself, so when she got to the party, the lights were ON and the music were interesting that she started dancing till she forgot about her sorrows and pains, so all of a sudden, the lights went off, infact nepa too the light, and they were looking for touch light to ON the gen, while the lights were off, some bad guys were doing some dangerous things like stealing and touching anything touchable, so angela starting feeling something touching her, she thought maybe it was the breeze, but touchy touchy continued the more, and she screamed, stop doing that touch touchy tin naaaaa, the guys there were telling her to calm down that they would still ON the light, so lo and behold the lights came on, but she did not see the person that was touching her, but she noticed her pant was removed, so she saw it on the floor and she wore it back, two months later, she lost her period, she no see the period atall atall, she go test, they told her she is pregnant, up till now she does not know the father of the child, na touchy touchy cause am

incase you see the guy that did that touchy touchy to angela last night please report to the nearest police station or call 419 sorry 941,,, thank you...

Smellymouth:
Fairly, you na badt guy..

Abeg comot eye oo because I don dey eye her..

PabloOmoEsco.bar nor wan let me rest..

I hope you will attend the party?

baba, i don commot left eye from there, but my right eye no wan commot, maybe i go pluck am commot

attending? the last time wey i attend one party, girls wan kidnap me because of my pink lips, i don ban party till maximum security is guaranteed... And by then my containers go soon arrive, so i got a meeting with pablo romelo cukus by 8am till 10 am, after that i got a general meeting to attend with diamond bank group of companies, from 10 am till 12pm, then madam john titi peters is inviting me over for a construction deal from 12pm till 3pm and pastor udome udome uniobong ekatte is inviting me for a praise and worship by 3pm to 6pm, then iya nkechi told me to come and sign some contract papers in her office relating to my containers from 6pm to 9pm, then my containers arrives by 9:02pm till 12am, so you see that my jan 2nd is a busy day for a chief like me, except the party na all night

ItsQuinn:
Aww....Thank you
Merry Christmas

babe, your face looks familiar, are you queen nkechi titilayo okafor the daughter of chief nwantintin adamogu ezekiel 1 from the tribe of aba, the owner of ezekiel construction company, dealers in all kinds of aso rocks, tall buildings, sky scrappers and bombgalows

Smellymouth:
Damn###

The boobs tho..

Baba, let's make a "Wizzy" entry to the event..

baba, that boobs can make you see heaven sharp sharp, she must be a major distributor to a milk factory in lagos

I was shocked today, while i was jejely on my own, my neighbour friend senior brother girlfriend sister was sitting outside when kunle touched her boobs like play like play, jenny got angry and gave kunle a sweet tantalizing alleluia romantic hot smelling blow that sent kunle to the floor, kunle fainted instantly, all thanks to the doctors and the nurses who tried their best to bring kunle back to life, because that blow was deadly, kunle is currently undergoing 8 months deliverance to remove every monitoring spirit that is making him to touch girls boobs up and down

kaffy4tope:
Weed! Weed!! Weed!!! Why now on a Xmas day? Wh o why

say no to oshogbo weed

Jane came to visit my cousin sister friend cousin boyfriend brother john deal, and she wore a short xmas skirt, it was so tempting, so john removed the cd thats compact disc from its wrapper and inserted it in his cd rom so that they would watch film, they were watching jenifa diary sha, season 39, it was so interesting, and they ate fried beans and chicken, infact jane enjoyed herself, so when she was about to go, they did some praise and worship and little fire prayers and she left

Smellymouth:
Yabaleft is that way bruh..

yaba right na the best place to be

John my friend's friend senior cousin brother was a bad guy, so he knew that janet usually puts her money inside her bra and john needed money immediately, so he waited for janet to sleep off then he sneaked inside the room, but unknown to him, janet was half asleep as in one eyes half open, so she knew what he was up to, but she pretended while john opened her bra and started checking for money then janet rose from her bed and grab john with both hands and promise him that she will break his head if he does not tell her what he was looking for in her bra, so he said that he noticed that she usually puts her phone inside her bra, that he only wanted to check the time to know if church service time has reached, so she forgave and they did some praise and worship and some prayers and john left, janet is such a nice sister in the lord

Defaramade:
Baba dem no dey do praise and worship again ni?.

baba, na on sunday dem go continue the praise and worship and the 300 days and night fasting

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]I like the creativity of this fairlyused guy.

Keep it up.[/color]

YES BOSS!!!

ikp120:
Wow!

The soldier man is really loyal mehn!

yes boss, a very loyal soldier man, he never disappoints, always ready to discharge his duty

John my good friend who finished from marcus cambas university of arts and technology burundi later became a big man after 5 years and he acquired a soldier man as his body guard, but before he left for burundi he dated one girl called nkechi titi okafor and he loved her so much that he bought diamond rings, jewels, ghana hairs, kenya wigs, italian slippers and chinese skirts, infact he spent too much money on her and told her not to cheat on him, that when he comes back from burundi he would get married to her, so when he came back, he gave her a surprise visit only to be shocked that he saw a man with her on the bed, he was angry that he told his soldier man that is, his bodyguard to collect all the things he bought for her, so the soldier stood up, ready for action and she fell on the bed flat, and later knelt down and started begging him to forgive her that she is sorry

well to cut the story short, john later married a fine yoruba girl from ibadan, her name is ngozika tolu majekodunmi, and they lived happily ever after

Divay22:
...busy

busy with the cucumber

Fabulocity:
so you no dey sell paynt again abi? You don move to bra? Business no dey move for pant again

yes oooo, no gain dey for the pant business, na london fairly used bra sure pass, i dey get 25000 naira gain per bra, big size fairly used bra na 50000 naira last price, so the business is booming this festive period

Jane was sitting on her bed and she placed her skirt on the chair near her door, and immediately she saw the door open small and she noticed something moving inside her skirt, she thought maybe it was a rat or cockroach, so she held a long big stick and with the power invested in her she used the stick to knack the skirt only to discover that it was okechukwu hand that was there, she started asking him what his hands were doing in her skirt, okechukwu was crying and he said he wanted to take money inside the inner pocket in her skirt to buy donut and fanta, say na hunger cause am, and okechukwu just celebrated his 29th birthday last week with purewater and groundut, but she took pity on him and she gave him garri mixed with groundnut and coconut to drink, okechukwu was happy and he thanked her, jane is such a good girl

MrTruth4real:
Where the viju milk come from na, she only demanded for suya.

baba, she get 10 dozens of viju milk for her fridge, so she no dey bother too much

Nneka my sister friend cousin wanted suya badly this night, so she called okafor timo jnr and told him that if he loves her, he should prove his love by buying her suya this night. so okafor jnr quickly ran from his place at ikotun to nneka place at ikeja and then he went to the mallam selling the suya to get her the sweet hot suya, she truly enjoyed it and she drank viju milk to balance the equation, okafor spent up to 1000 naira to buy the suya, even though he was crying, he told nneka that it was the onions that was shooking his eyes, that it was tears of joy

Defaramade:
Baba why dem ban your main moniker?

baba, i tire ooo, dem no gree me rest, but nothing spoil, we still go enter the promise land... NO SHAKING!!!

Bluezy13:
Then what were you looking for in your teacher's skirt

i was looking for my biro, i forgot it inside her skirt

coolestchris:
Na music i deh do,my brother na beat maker

my brother abeg face tailoring or carpentry or shoemaker sef, no go disgrace yourself for studio, make dem no go yab you tire, we no wan listen to song wey go damage our ear drum, na beg i dey beg you

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...










Permit me to know your age

i am just 13 years old sir,
i am in jss 1
the name of my school is ologidigidigba memorial grammar comprehensive school
the name of my teacher is mrs alabukun titilayo
the name of my principal is sister nkechi badmos
i am a good boy

thank you sir

My friend sister was sleeping when john aka dogorila came into her room and saw her skirt on the chair and he quickly peeped inside the skirt and touched the skirt logo, he wanted to see the maker of the skirt, because she usually boast that she buys her skirt from ukraine, japan, england, spain and so so and so... That she does not deal with local clothes, so he wanted to be very sure that she was saying the truth, only for him to be shocked to see that the logo inside the skirt was written ''made in aba'', he checked the map of the world to see if aba is a country in europe, but he did not see anything, since then he has been fearing nneka

bibijay123:
Lol fairlyusedbra what happened to fairlyyusedpant?

he is in kirikiri prison with dasuki okechukwu and ibori kunle