myfantasies:
Sigh...

Wat a boring Sunday

very boring indeed, that i started crying when i knew that the next day was going to be monday, i just weak

adaujari:
Dry

Dry like mama titi pant or

Angelina tayo aka slim chick came to my house to pay me a visit, so she wanted to sit down on my chair, and my trouser was there, so she held my trouser and shouted on top of her voice that i should give her my banana tonight. that she wants to chop small, and she threw my trouser on my bed, so i went to my fridge and brought two pieces of banana for her, and she ate it and she was very happy, so we took selfie and i uploaded it on facebook and got 300 likes and 900 comments, i also uploaded it on instagram and got 1000 followers, 2500 likes and 5000 comments, its not easy, but since today is sunday, we did some praise and worship before she left

Burgerlomo:
You well at all?

i well oo

Tunde yahaya was at home when aishatu nkechi sighted him, so she told him to help her to carry her skirts inside when they have dried that she was about going to church, so tunde agreed to help her, then after sometime, tunde went to check her skirt if it has dry, so he touched the outer part of the skirt, and it was dry, then he puts his hand inside her skirt to check if it has dried too, and after all the necessary check up on the skirt, he arrived at the conclusion that the skirt is dry, but we heard that aishatu nkechi was sleeping throughout the service, but after the end of the service, she ran home to check if tunde helped her to carry her skirt inside, and she thanked tunde for the good work, it is not easy to be an errands boy, sorry i mean a helpful person

Estharfabian:

lol.



it is Jhoor.
Very boring place... I prefer Yaba sef.

babe, i stay in banana island, the place is not boring, we have the dogs disturbing us, the agege bread sellers hawking their bread every morning and shouting ''agege bread, buy your sweet agege banana island bread''
we also have the kole kole people knacking their pangolo and collecting the dirts, we also a university here, banana island university of science and topology , the school fees is 52 million per semester, so the place is cool, even linda ikeji usually comes to my house to fetch water from my well in banana island when there is no water, so no dull moment in banana island, i can invite you over to my place for evangelism and praise and worship

So angela my girlfriend niece aunty father sister son's daughter wanted to get some fresh air, so she saw kunle okafor jnr playing ball, so she went closer to watch him, as she was watching him, she became so amazed, she admired his physique and fastness on the ball, he held the ball with alacrity and as a professional, and she called him babayaro, she was astonished, well kunle okafor aka babayaro lost 5 goals, he played 3 goals off target, and lost 2 free goals, he was later given the award as the highest goal loser

so angela decided to enter home for her daily praise and worship and some fire destroying alleluia ground breaking and reconstructing miraculous prayers

Monalisa185:
import and export + yahoo business

he is also importing fairly used bra? Let me do business with him

EmperorShizzy:
mad man

MizSparks:
You are one sick fellow.

yeah babe, i noticed it, and i went to the hospital and they gave me panadol and paracetamol to cure the sickness, i will get better very soon

Jennifer my sister in the lord was arranging her house, so she noticed that one of the breakable plates she washed did not enter inside the shelf well, so she removed it and fixed it well, very tight, and the plate broke inside the shelf, she started crying, when her mother came back home, she began to cry too, when her father heard about the broken plate, he started to cry too, even me too started to cry too, when the community members, police and airforce heard about the broken plate, they all started to cry, thats because economy di vewi vewi hard, and to buy another plate is impossicant, chai crying tinz on point

Idydarling:
weed smoking is dangerous op

ok ma, i will stop taking weed

Defaramade:
Baba for the girls, but no praise and worship this time around

we forget to do am, na 2moro we go continue to wonderful and miraculous breathing taking and captivating praise and worship alleluia

TrapQueen77:




I already replied ur pm

can i send you a pm? Its about the warfare of someone we both know about, he is tall in complexion and fair in height

Kikelomo tonto ike was a very good bad girl, so on this faithful day, i was on my own ooo, lying down on my 5 star bed, and sleeping when kikelomo called me and told me that she wanted to come over, so i agreed, then i went to my 5 star bathroom to brush my teeth, comb my hair, took my bath, comb my hair again and brushed my teeth for the final time to make it shine brighter than snow, then i waited for her, after 30 minutes time, she came and told me to play that cucumber song i was playing on my phone the last time she saw me, but my phone formatted and it deleted my songs, videos, phone numbers, settings, it also deleted the IQ of the phone, the phone became useless, so i just played reggae and blues for her, and she danced like tonto dike sorry i mean like shakira, well cucumber song was sang by sister okafor chidimna agnes the daughter of deacon barrister otondo ezekiel 1 of abagana village in 1982, check your google map you will see abagana there

There was a serious fight that happened in my street in banana island, mbatulegwu street opposite dangote filling station, it was discovered that jennifer lopez nnaji the daughter of chris brown nnaji was having an affair with jide, infact she was sleeping with jide and also gave jide money for sleeping with him and she always collect money from tunde and when tunde wants to touch her something, she will start saying that she is in her period and in her village, if a man touches a woman when she is in her period, the man would loose all of his money, so tunde would leave her so that he would not loose all his money and so that he would see some money to give her next time, until one faithful, iya stainless aka amebo 247 saw lopez nnaji and jide okafor holding their hands together and walking on the street, iya stainless was shocked and she ran with her legs from lagos to lagos island to tell tunde what she saw, what happened next was shocking...

I will gist you the story later, they are still fighting here, let me take some pictures...

Kathmandu:
I don't think that party was worth attending with the multitude of toddlers on Romanceland.

How many of those kids there have seen a Female condom before


How many of them have heard of Postinor before


How many of them can rock my shades


I've documented their faces and i ll give anyone of them that misbehave on my mention a face palm

but they tried na, were you expecting people like ramsey noauh, jim iyke, majid, tecno, and psquare, at least God created them wonderfully, even if their faces look like baba fryo, daddy showkey, small doctor and terry G, they still Thank baba God,
the party was ok
vizkiz and co did a good job, just appreciate the good work, maybe the next one would be perfect, development starts stage by stage

rosieluv:

lol funny you,wish u were at d party tho

baby but i was there, i was the one that did the opening prayers, and the praise and worship, i came with my 2020 prado jeep latest edition, didn't you see me? Atleast you saw my pink lips shey??

makydebbie:
Say God!

GOD

makydebbie:
I was curious, but now I'm not. They can keep it. I've seen what I wanna see

the picture you saw before was from elemushin pitch parry last week, the nl elegushi beach party pictures will be uploaded very soon, we are waiting for the experts to gather, collate, translate, summarise, edit and print the pictures so that you will see the pictures in 6G, i was also at the party, i saw 2face idibia, basket mouth, wizkid and small doctor, i even took pics with them... The girls were many, at least 92 girls came with their swimming ankara sorry trunk, it was fun

So i went to the elemushin pitch parry at lagos mainland in mushin and it was fun, i met tiwa sausage, don macaroni, korede bello, olamide and vizkid sorry wizkid, i was shocked to see drake and his girlfriend green jacket at the party, drake wore a green shirt, with yellow trousers and bathroom slippers, he called it swag, as you all know drake is a popular musician from nsukka sorry new york, he was born in usa, went to primary school in nigeria and dropped out from the university of elemushin science and technology bornu, he decided to pursue his music career, he sang one hit song which blow like BOMB, he has featured rihanna, nicki minaj, lil wayne and small doctor in few of his music, drake is very popular, so he came to the elemushin pitch party with green jacket and they asked him too many questions, it was good to see drake at the party

makydee:
I'm the sexiest chick around. Search harder

sexiest chick as in u mean the baby of a chicken And chicken was very costly during xmas, i for come buy you then feed you well so that you will grow from a chick to a chicken

Nkiru onuegbu obasi the daughter of bishop otumenume obasi went to a night club in the night, and she forgot her bra on one of the chairs she sat down on, so when she remembered, she started running back to the night club, all that was on her mind was ''77,000..... 77.000'' she was running carelessly, so when she got back to the night club she saw her bra there, she was so happy that no one touched the bra, it wasn't stolen, it was just dere, so she went to church on sunday and gave testimony, and also did some praise and worship in church, alleluia

prettythicksme:
Saw someone who looks like u around shitta yesterday,the person put on red cap.

i think that would be me, i wore red cap with blue jeans and green shirt with yellow eye glass, black socks and purple shoes at shitta, did you also see my pink lips

Elmojiid:
taaaa..please ayamu nt understanding.

me too

Fabulocity:
Okirika bra, happy new year!

same to you babe

adonbilivit:
so many girls will wear fairly used bra to the party.

unbelievable

Ooooo aaaaaa that devil is a playboy sorry liar, the vision was not clear but i had to use etisalat easy blaze to see the vision clearer

now i can see it clearer oooooo eeeeee aaaaaaa hmmmm
i can see lots of hugging, some guys who were expecting 360 degree hug would manage to get 15 degree hug only

oooo thats unfair, the vision is bad , i can see from a far distance that the guys would be more that the girls, ooo we need to pray harder so that the girls would be plenty with few guys oooo,, pray harder my brother, pray harder

i can see some people bringing fanta, coke, la casera, palm wine, zobo and a bag of pure water instead of champagne, rosey, henessy, and all sort of big drinks, pray harder, because the person might want to sell the sachet of pure water for 20 naira, please don't buy, bring your own bag of pure water and sell too, 20 naira is too much

the vision is getting clearer, i can see some people carrying their bible with them to the beach party, to preach, ooo lord, to preach, chai, i can see some sisters doing some praise and worship and some hot prayers before the party starts, oo lord

that vision is not clear, oooo make it clear, make it clear baba

ooo it is clear, i can see some girls wearing iron bra and iron pant, to block any free entry and free exit, i can see some girls putting razor blaze and scissors in their pant and bra to cut any guy hand that tries to touch, the girls are getting prepared, guys please pray harder,

now the vision is blurred, ooo lord i can't see any vision again, if i see more i will inform you guys, guys pray harder ... Chai ooooo

My uncle girlfriend brother niece aunty friend was at the cross over night today, so when it was 12 midnight she jumped up and shouted happy new year, what we saw was shocking, immediately she jumped up, her bra fell down but when we tried to look further we discovered that she wore another bra, two bra's asin two bra's, so we did not see anything, even though we were disappointed, we did not give up sha, so we later did the final praise and worship and some hot prayers and thats all...

MilesLamar:
DrY

very dry chai