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kamair237:mr veteran teach me |
I was summoned ....BRB in lecture
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even if I have an extra life I'll still not die! |
hmmm 10. They will make sure you’re having a bad time so they can “save you” and show you a much better time: This is my favourite I'm the JOKER at the same time BATMAN. |
modskiller:3 WORDS!!!! |
hmmmmm
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damseyl:everything they do looks annoying these days apart from sex and BJ. At the beginning they look all nice and sweet, when you discover their true selves, it starts to annoy you sporadically. I for one I'm starting to loose interest in girls, they are all predictable. Peradventure, they can be easily influenced unlike we men, we have our own personality which hardly change despite peers influence. On the other hand girls do with their friends does, they copy each other lifestyle. I think I've said enough . |
lanicky:thanks |
Blackett:you misinterpreted and misjudged. Trust me that's the aim of every topic, I may have exaggerated but still It makes sense. On the contrary. There is something you should understand romance is recycled because we all go through the same process. Our parents went through all these, we did and our children will too. My point is this kind of thread must have been created by several monikers, I just want mine to be an exception , is that too much to ask? |
where is the photo?
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prettythicksme:. Na lie! A woman will only say that when month end is approaching. When the dude will collect his salary. |
Blackett:you of all people should know that was to lure viewers in. "Don't judge a book by it cover' still applys here. |
yesterday at aboki suleiman suya joint |
Teempakguy:this one don pass 3words. You want write novel? |
ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce to you myself my names are ................... Hmmm Bleep it!! Here they are : (1) I LOVE YOU : no doubt this should top the list, these words work like magic on Both partners. They love to hear these special words for affiliation and security of being loved and remembered. (2) GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL/ HANDSOME : I believe everyone love to hear this every morning coming through a call or text irrespective of appearance these words touch our hearts coming from our lovers. (3) WANNA GO SHOPPING : these are no new words to the ladies, they love to hear these from their partners almost all the time( believe it or not all girls are materialistic). To the guys, on special ocassions we love to be surprised by taking us shopping ( by this I mean you ladies paying the bills). (4) YOU'RE THE ONE : this melt the heart, whenever either of the lovers say this, it means it geting really serious, guys becareful when you say these words. (From experience) (5) I MISSED YOU : LOL this is one of my favourite everybody want to be missed, even nairalanders who gets banned!!. Lovers use these words to acknowledge one another. Its works everytime. (6) YOU ARE RIGHT : these words are used in the middle of an argument. To end it before it escalate you have admit you are wrong and he/she is right. Whenever you discover he/she is aggrevating the iss end it with these words. (7) LET HAVE SEX: guys own this one at most, some men are obsessed with sex!!. Sometimes it is romantic when ladies do the honour and ask for it. This is the end. Thank you for reading see you next time. If this doesn't work on you, I don't think you have a heart. WRITTEN BY FALCONEY Cc ishilove Lalasticlala YOU CAN ADD YOURS............ |
you mean sister janet is hitting on me? |
wonderful isn't that lovely? Judging from his height, his penis will not be less than 9inches. 9inches + in that little ass? Damn!!! That punny will need air condition after the match |
hmmm .........along the way his pal fell for her. Women? Even devil dey fear woman!!! |
KingTom:no no mai gida I wan type yaya wife/girlfriend. They pronounce it AME RIA. Me no know the spelling na |
KingTom:yaya ameria? |
KingTom:SECONDED.......*dusting my good old vaseline* |
OP I love to read your post but not as much I don't want to . That style is not encouraging at all. |
hmmmmm
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DAMN!!!!!
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Chibuhealth:in that case you are trading your body for money |
in summary being a man means sacrifice. |
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