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Phones › Re: Have You Seen A Phone With 5 Batteries? See It Here by falconey(op): 6:45pm On May 09, 2015

cc romancelanders.

Politics › Re: Rivers Governor-elect, Nyeson Wike, A Goner; INEC Document Exposes Massive Fraud by falconey(op): 6:35pm On May 09, 2015

chymystique:
[size=13pt]Tell that to Amaechi the sore loser and his useless media outlet saharareporters cause he is the one crying!

APC= Hypocrisy[/size]

LWKM

Phones › Have You Seen A Phone With 5 Batteries? See It Here by falconey(op): 6:29pm On May 09, 2015

This phone has 5 batteries, 2 Sims and an SD Card.
Chai! My Igbo brothers will not kill somebody oo

http://9javibes.com/gist/have-you-seen-a-phone-with-5-batteries-see-it-here/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 5:13pm On May 09, 2015

MrCork:
....sweery hav u seen him face?...falconey ?..that boy look like mechanic & ain't no way in hell je can aford a car...talkless of u...we r votin for lala247 and chian55..pirrriod!

may something as heavy as rick ross fall on your balls.

Lala247 how did you know this psycho?

Romance › Re: The Worst Question Every Man Pretends To Hates... by falconey(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2015

I rather eat my nuts.

Politics › Re: Rivers Governor-elect, Nyeson Wike, A Goner; INEC Document Exposes Massive Fraud by falconey(op): 5:05pm On May 09, 2015

ossy4rill:
Total number of accredited voters in the entire rivers state 292, 878 and people are stupid enoogh to believe it abi!! Even Ebonyi wey no get population cannot have that number. SAHARA!!! SAHARA!!! SAHARA !!!

We are watching you after May 29th maybe then you will report news of only Southern Nigeria and Taraba, I expect you by then to highlight failed promises of the APC.

The earlier people like you start getting realistic in your over bloated expectations on GMB, the better for your blood pressure when you realize that GMB is really not going to be able to fulfil all those fake campaign promises.

Let me give you an example - we will put every unemployed graduate on salary. No matter how prudent a father is at spending he cannot afford to put his 6 children on a monthly pocket money of N10,000 if he earns only 50,000/per month.

How about, i will stabilize oil price - Nigeria is just an ant in the global oil business there for we cannot do anything to affect the price of oil.

I will give you stable electricity. If the whole country consumes 6000MW of electricity and you we are generating only 3000MW how on earth can you give what you don't have?

The Jonathan administration has added new electric power plants, its up to the Buhari administration to add more and maintain the ones PDP added then maybe by the end of his administration power will begin to become more stable.

tremendous

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 5:00pm On May 09, 2015

MrCork:
..falconey who??...that Homebase mechanic lookin mofo?...does he realize u r lightskin?... can he aford you??.....sweery he Berra back of from my woman & makes sure u & 55 win or else..

stop hallucinating and grow a moustache

Politics › Re: Rivers Governor-elect, Nyeson Wike, A Goner; INEC Document Exposes Massive Fraud by falconey(op): 4:33pm On May 09, 2015

dekdek:
I trust that the tribunal will do proper justice. By then, wikes backbone situated in shepo, Jonah-daft and the security forces he used in his favour would have been broken.

nice forecast.

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Politics › Re: Rivers Governor-elect, Nyeson Wike, A Goner; INEC Document Exposes Massive Fraud by falconey(op): 3:59pm On May 09, 2015

Bluetooth2:
Corruption even during rigging ?
Shame on Wike, Jonathan and Sheppopotamus.

shame indeed.

Politics › Rivers Governor-elect, Nyeson Wike, A Goner; INEC Document Exposes Massive Fraud by falconey(op): 3:46pm On May 09, 2015*

Except the five governorship candidates challenging
the credibility of the April 11 governorship election in Rivers withdraw their cases from the election petition tribunal or fail to present material evidence like the one exclusively obtained by PREMIUM TIMES,Nyesom Wike of the Peoples Democratic Party, who was returned winner of the election is as good asgone. BY ADEBAYO HASSAN

Mr. Wine may need a miracle to come out of the
election petition tribunal victorious.
The evidence against the legitimacy of the election
that returned him winner is too damning and
overwhelming, this newspaper can authoritatively
report today.

The Independent National Electoral Commission in
Rivers awarded Mr. Wike votes almost five times
higher than the actual, authentic total number of
voters accredited with card readers and Permanent
Voter Cards which was 292, 878, PREMIUM TIMES
investigation has revealed.

According to the result declared by the Returning
Officer for Rivers State, Osasere Orumwense on April
13, Mr. Wike was awarded 1,029,102 votes,
representing 87.77 per cent of 1,228,614, being the
conjured number of total accredited voters.
However, according to a bulky 94-page INEC
endorsed document exclusively obtained by
PREMIUM TIMES, the total number of accredited
voters for the April 11 guber election in Rivers was
292, 878.
The document was signed by Ibrahim Bawa, the
acting director in charge of INEC Legal Unit and
Abimbola Oladunjoye, head of unit, Data
Management, of the Commission’s Information
Communication Territory Department.
Checks by PREMIUM TIMES indicate that it is
practically impossible for Mr. Wike or any other
candidate in the election to garner votes exceeding
the total number of accredited voters, not to talk of
amassing such hyper-inflated figure of 1,029,102
awarded Mr. Wike.

In Nigeria’s current electoral system, INEC’s central
server automatically generates figures of voters
accredited with the electronic Smart Card Readers
and Permanent Voters’ Cards across the polling units.
INEC Chairman, Attahiru Jega, said before the
election that the arrangement was to prevent
electoral fraud, especially falsification of number of
accredited voters, to inflate number of votes cast, as
in the case of PDP and Mr. Wike, and of course INEC
in Rivers State.

Insiders in INEC told PREMIUM TIMES that the
number of accredited voters generated by the
commission’s central server is the valid, actual and
authentic one for the Rivers State April 11 elections
and that it would impossible for anyone to justify the
excess votes allocated to Mr. Wike.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/05/09/rivers-governor-elect-nyeson-wike-goner-inec-document-exposes-massive-fraud-pdp-inec

Cc lalasticlala

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Politics › Re: Buhari’s Ministers, Lawmakers To Get N9billion Housing, Furniture Allowance. by falconey(m): 3:39pm On May 09, 2015

fascinating! This is a true leader.

THE CHANGE START FROM THE TOP.

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 3:09pm On May 09, 2015

winetapper:
you contestant vote wount get up to 20 charity vote

I don't have a contestant, I aint campaigning for any chick.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 3:04pm On May 09, 2015

winetapper:
Amu disappointed with you i taught you have eyes?
vote www.nairaland.com/Twaci

look at your grammar and you are campaigning for TWACI to win?

Twaci you just lost 1,235 votes.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 3:02pm On May 09, 2015

Braintouch:
Hide which face?

Lurlah2014

guy guy no even campaign this girl no go win.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 3:00pm On May 09, 2015

kinglekan:
Let's Introduce You To Miss TWACI
[size=14pt]
Time Registered: January 21, 2015

Profile Picture: 325 likes and still counting

Topics Created: 46 Topics

Topics That Made FP: 7 (Seven)

Sections She Created Threads: Romance, Jokes, Fashion, Family, General, Dating and Meet-up Zone, Literature, Poems for Review, Food, Sexuality, Health, Forum Games

Sections Most Active In: Romance, Politics, Celebrities

Most Inspiring Thread: www.nairaland.com/2212258/he-did-something-adult-wouldnt (A record 848 likes on the post.)
[/size]

Who Else Would You Rather Be Crowned Queen?

It Was Never About Popularity, Its About Beauty, Impact and Influence!!

~VOTE»»»»»»»
~Miss Too Cool
~Miss Warm-Hearted
~Miss Active
~Miss Creative
~Miss Inspiring

[size=20pt] Beauty & Brains = TWACI [/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1

if I'm voting by this record she doesn't deserve last place self.

Kai registered january 2015? And all those craps up there?

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Romance › Re: PHOTO: 19 Year Old Boy Tells How He Hypnotizes Women For Sex With Strange Ring by falconey(op): 11:49am On May 09, 2015

Cutehector:
e nor go pass origin101 na. Lol

hmmmm I dey assume say na kingtom.

Romance › Re: Ladies ,is This True ??? by falconey(m): 11:45am On May 09, 2015

Blebleswag:
Women has alot to tackle.
....I wish I were a boy

bad wish...........men have to deal with all your jibby jabbers,hippy,dippy, nissy sissy craps for years!!!!

Romance › Re: PHOTO: 19 Year Old Boy Tells How He Hypnotizes Women For Sex With Strange Ring by falconey(op): 11:42am On May 09, 2015

Cutehector:
Odiegwu

you notice say this nigga resemble one romancelander?

Romance › Re: Is It Ok For A Guy To Wear a female Perfume and vice versa? by falconey(m): 11:41am On May 09, 2015

hell no I don't want those gay dudes eyeing me.

Romance › PHOTO: 19 Year Old Boy Tells How He Hypnotizes Women For Sex With Strange Ring by falconey(op): 11:33am On May 09, 2015

Detectives attached to Nsukka Area Command of the
Nigeria Police Force, Enugu State, were dumb-
founded, recently, following startling confessions of
a 19-year-old elementary six drop-out over his
exploits with girls and homosexuals using a strange
ring. The suspect, Chukwuebuka Ani, who hails from
Nara in Nkanu Local Government Area of the state
told policemen that he uses ring to weirdly attract
young girls and married women while homosexuals
approach him for love tango at the cost of a
whooping N100,000 per day.

HIS EXPLOITS
Narrating his incredible exploits, the suspect who
was arrested by members of a vigilante group
following his suspicious movement at Umabor village
in Opi, Nsukka Local Government Area, after
he fled from his village, confessed that he was
initiated into the secret cult by his friend at
Community Primary School, Isiagu, Awka, Anambra
State who gave him biscuits and sachet water during
break time.
According to him, at night, that my friend appeared
and asked me to follow him. Unknown to me, the
biscuit and water he gave me earlier had
automatically initiated me into their cult. He took me
to a lady he identified as Amarachi Eze, who lives in a
four-storey building in Awka.

HYPNOTISES WOMEN WITH RING
“The lady told me that I should never disclose to
anybody what I saw. She used her finger nail to give
me a mark on the chest and she licked the blood that
came out from the mark. She then asked me to be
visiting her on a weekly basis. Each time I visited, she
will compel me to make love to her. After that, she
will give me N5, 000.00. She was also paying me
N15,000.00 every month and she gave me two rings
which I use to attract girls. However, I was forbidden
from making love to harlots in brothels.”

CULT MEMBERSHIP AFTER SEX
Chukwuebuka stated that he was in that game for
over three years and each time he tried to escape
from the cult, the lady will threaten to kill him,
pointing out that he has reported to the police but he
ended up being detained for days while the lady will
still come to release him and request for sex.
“She will also direct me to continue to initiate more
people. I found out that any girl I had intercourse
with, will automatically become a member of our
cult group. Also, I discovered that once I insert the
ring in my mouth, anything I tell somebody must be
accepted and obeyed to the last letter.

SUICIDE ATTEMPT
At a stage, I was fed up with the whole thing and I
was thinking of committing suicide. However, when I
remembered that I am the only child of my peasant
parents, I chose the option of returning back home
to fend for my self. While at home, I could not afford
to pay for my secondary education. I decided to
learn how to repair generator and barbing.

http://9javibes.com/9ja-news/photo-19-year-old-boy-tells-how-he-hypnotizes-girls-married-women-for-sex-with-strange-ring/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Ladies ,is This True ??? by falconey(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2015

men have to deal with women(wahala)

If not for reproduction I won't have anything to do with them.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 10:48am On May 09, 2015

Lala247:
Lol

meanwhile change your DP please I'm tired of seeing those laps.

Romance › Re: 8 Signs He's Only Interested In S*x And Not A Relationship by falconey(m): 10:45am On May 09, 2015

sex is why we(guys) go into relationship.

Abi what's our gain for buying her things ? We buy girls what most of us can't buy for our siblings.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 10:39am On May 09, 2015

Lala247:
Chai lol
So no contest for me next year

I would have advice you to try in 2026.............I'm sure by then you would have lose your looks, pass your prime.

If you contest ma'am you are just there to mark register/ attendance.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 10:36am On May 09, 2015

KingTom:
[size=25pt]TWACI for Miss Nairaland[/size]

The game is on!!!

ashawo joined campaign 'the game is on'

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 10:35am On May 09, 2015

Lala247:
So u saying i cant win

I'm your fan no doubt, I used vaseline on your DP few weeks ago.

But I don't think most people fancy you the way I do, thou you are pretty,humble,elegant and friendly but I don't think that will get you that FIRST PRIZE.

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by falconey(m): 10:28am On May 09, 2015

Logicalmind1:
@bolded, Say wetin happen?

If you contest, you'll win, outrightly?

Ask Rokiatu if her hips and popularity won it for her.
She finished 5th and without popularity, she wouldn't have made final.

LWKM so you mean its not by shit tank?

Nairaland General › Re: No Good Female Writers In Romance Section!!! by falconey(m): 10:09am On May 09, 2015

agrEED!

Romance › Re: Pic-why Do Ladies Posture Themselves Like This When Taking Picture by falconey(m): 9:58am On May 09, 2015

who is that imbecilee?

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Health › Re: Abortion Kills 34,000 Women In Nigeria Every Year by falconey(op): 7:21am On May 09, 2015

ramdris:
Wtf! . So much death just because of konji? I have a perfect solution to this problem; all men who can't control their urge should do this:.....

LWKM at picture.

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