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Beamborla:
See the hot lines they've been using since...

am not on stage. OK

words I say don't always come out right and they always seem to start a fight, I know what I said hurt you...AM SORRY!

mrpackager:
hmmmm.........clear throats.........oopps.....walks up to the stage grabs d mic....having a courageous look on face greet the AUDIENCE.....my co-wooing matez....d OP*...... and finally to my one nd only *pretty FARANO*.....as u ol knw shez the reasons why am here tonight.

I here by do away wit all shyness nd inhibitions...................................walks up to ma BAE..... FARANO;;.......Eversince i came across ur moniker i cnt help buh to admire d loving face of urs

to be continued

You think say na almajiris be audience ? Oga do wetin you go do!

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]
Farano...

When I first saw your photograph, girl I got so nervous, I couldn't breath. In that very moment, my heart started beating, no kidding, I just couldn't get you off my mind. So I wrapped myself in my blanket, and pretended it was your arms, and quickly with my everything, I rushed through your post.

A move that changes everything for me.

In your posts my love, I saw a woman with humour. A humble being who's not perfect, but capable of loving. A woman I will want to mother my children.

Girl your sparingly intelligence gripped my heart. And now I know what I want — I want you.

I want to be that single guy that will love you like you deserve.

I want to be your morning sun, the only guy to see you first when you wake up without make up.

I want to be your coffee cup, the only one to kiss your sleepy lips.

I want to be the one to embrace you. The one to heard the sound of our heart and body, beating as one as it resonates against our breath.

They say love comes in different ways my dear, but your beauty my love pierced me in different ways.

Maybe you'd be the girl I will never met. But I don't care for in you I've found love. I don't need to see you to love you, I just need to know you are there behind that keyboard.

So even though I wouldn't ever get to hold you, but for long that I live I'll love you. And no matter what happens today, I'll cherish this day forever.

Love I'm an open book. And only you can define me. My heart is in your arms. Please don't make me bleed.

Let my heart ache less.

Farano, Love Me.

Give me a chance to love you.

Say Yes.[/color]

WOW!!! If I were a chick I will let you FUVK ME!

Beamborla:
I used to respect you!

there is nothing wrong with that statement, common guys are here wooing.................. when I did mine, this is what I get?


This is a wooing ground girl!

mirexxx:
fear go allow them?

is natural for men, but nowadays 25+ gat no fear, they woo anything that wear skirt!!!

Beamborla:
My step mom would kill me

I like your boobs.

With all these lines? I pray they get laid.

ShirelleBaby:
OMG

You are a horrible transgender

Pff.
One minute u male,the next minute u female?
Pls I love ladies
And I have found one.
Go to falconey-- the best match

Damn it!!!! Am male I have a ROD between my legs that is super active .

Have never for once act like the opposite sex.

Rajjah:
Why is it dat immediately most men propose to ladies, they will ask her to quit social networks while they (d guys) will keep chatting?


Is it fair?

have never heard of such a thing, which country are you from?

zicoraads:
She is Hausa

lwkm no wonder, was fuvking with you. great one you dropped there.

zicoraads:
My Dearest Cocoberry,
I woke up today and immediately noticed something very different... the sun was shining very early and that put a smile on my face. Then it dawned on me that today is the day I would finally let off this heavy burden that has been on my heart... today is that day I would finally tell you how much you mean to me.

What I feel for you is genuine and no matter how hard I try, I can't just let it go. I'm falling fast and hard for you and I know what I feel for you will last.

Your picture has become something of an enigma to me. More priceless than the Mona Lisa. It doesn't matter the anger or how bad my day is, one look at your picture and everything seems brighter. I never knew I needed you like a sad song needs a sea of lighters.

I want to hold you and give you warmth when it's cold.
I want to be your one and only
I want to be the one that puts a smile on your face when you've had a bad day at work.
I want to wake up every morning, look at your face and smile.
I want to serve you breakfast in bed when you are too tired to wake up in the morning, especially after a hot, lovely and breathless love making

I want to be yours forever

Just say 'Yes' to me cutieeeeeee

this will only fool a hausa girl.

They are watching Damn!!!!

Blackett:
Who are the people sharing this post?

the perverts!

WTF? He should be arrested!!!!

breadandbutter:
Rokiatu happens to be the most beautiful and endowed babe i ever seen on here. She is really gifted from behind and her curves can make one run mad. Just a night with her and my dreams will be fulfilled. Anywhere you are righy now, I'm falling for you. You are my great crush baby. Mmuuuaah

this what you need.

Present!, what are they waiting for? Let the game begin!!!!!

Qhal:
Rokiatu's ass causing havoc on NL since 1960

in skales voice. *she garrit*

Yes

mirexxx:
u get work!

good advice but no work, i guess he will keep doing this.

[quote author=ivyT post=31545552][/quote]you must be kidding, the opposite of dildoh is ice cream?

ProFuhrer:
Only chauvinists believe guys shouldn't share the chores.

I expect nothing less from the opposite sex.
Am not a chauvinist I don't belief male are superior at all.

mirexxx:
hmm OK hws d family?
take care of him 4 me

lol

mirexxx:
are u him

am his cousin.

mirexxx:
lol at op n falconey
funny!
my cutest guy

thankz ma'am, you aint bad either.

kevinberry:
Dear nairalanders please help me and beg the MOD that ban me for good 14 years to please reduce it...

Haba..am not an enemy from your village na...
They are going to spoil business for oga seun.... With this kind of ban..how am I going to encourage my fellow friends that this place is fun filled..when I myself can't have fun...

And if the MODERATORS are seeing this...it is not fair...you won't be a MODERATOR till eternity...

14years? Dude just quit social network.

Even if you toast seun's GF 14years can't be the purnishment.

daviyjones:
Substitutions: https://www.nairaland.com/kinglekan

https://www.nairaland.com/malonephill

OP is on D.O.P.E which one is substitutions? Are you selecting players for a match?

Hmmmm this guy never opened a reasonable thread, bunch of TOP craps all the time.

Holy molly!!!!!

Naija SPARTACUS.

Kai!!! Boxer dey suffer!

JayKayMaybachz:
What's that?

the opposite of DILDOH.

MrCork:
...^^^^ attitude...and then she complains she can't find man on Nairaland!

. Loosen up,this is what you need mr cork.