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TrishaP:
Who send am msg.

He should make use of his hands and Vaseline. Mtchwwww Rubbish!

an intercourse is bigger than a life?

naijaboiy:
Errm...falconey,,come and undo what you just did abeg

*I was on 3rd mainland bridge and I heard my name*

Who summoned me?

Naijaboiy?

AYE!!!

Hmmmm OK noted!

I don't give a fvck if she cheat or not!!!!! Afterall the PUNNY is not yours is just your time with it.

Try it with my babe from my action you will know if its wrong or not!


I pray you see chemist near by.

I remember nollywood yoruba movies, when the movie is about this type of situation.

the man will deny by saying they did it once she can't be pregnant, she should also visit his rivals ,aremu,fatai and tunde.

What do you really want from him? You fancy fancy fancy

Sex? Money? Love?

If is an igbo girl yes or even more......if is yoruba half or quarter of all you mentioned.


And lastly if hausa hmmmmm just wear pampers to the wedding and buy lot of sugarcanes.

booqee:
hian! See pressing of ctrl P that's a joke abeg..

I know

booqee:
Ahan pls tell me jare.. I want to be unique too


Else I'm reporting u to Ogaseun

please do. I aint breaking any rules.

Even to be a professor you don't need 16things.

booqee:
34 shares kwa?!! and you av just 3likes?!.. thats a boring combination.. How did YOU DO it? Cos I'm sure nairalanders can't just be sharing without liking..

you gat me, but I can't disclose that information is kind of what makes me unique around here.

purplesummer:
Guys and phone numbers...now that he has the girl's phone number I hope he has used it to collect money from zenith bank?

who call you most please, DAD,MUM,BF,BROTHER,SISTER?

tosyne2much:
Very simple nah

If you don,t want to disclose where you got her number, simply tell her you just bought the phone you are using and fortunately/unfortunately for you, you saw her in your whatsapp list probably because the former user forgot to wipe the fone, and if she inquires who sold the phone to you, kindly tell her you got it from the market (Computer village)

(it doesnt work in all cases tho )

Who said devil na father of lies?

ronald4lif:
Tell her you've been stalking her for a very long time. And on this particular day, you both were in class together and you noticed she dropped her phone on her desk and stepped out for a minute, you quickly used her phone to dial your number and deleted your number from her caller records. Never ever revealed who gave you the number as agreed.

bros if devil see this post, he go tell baba God say him deserve pardon!

You are suppose to be among jonathan campaign team. You can lie!!!

Can't he talk to her without the number issue?

Have seen this before.

I will thank God 1st is not me.........then check if my GF is still breathing.

tosyne2much:
Your comment had 55 likes

is shares.

And I did that, I will do it to yours too.

[quote author=Orijin101 post=31589669][/quote]orijin101 o de beru esu!!!

You forgot falconey.

Welcome back men.

BushidoBlue:
Dude it's VAGINA!!!!

thanks men , that shows I don't really have it.


























But you are wrong.

Which london? London in warri?

I tried my best to understand but the last statement made me forget everything.


OP when it comes to girls always remember this : "the pus*y is not yours is just your time"

valmunich:
Bounces into thread with my wraps of weed and little interest in the show*

Picks my favorite spot*

Lights my weed and waits for customers

*The grind is real

ganja farmer!

chimerase2:
Somebody should tell me it will fetch moni into their account

Yes it will, winner get laid and go home with 20,00naira.

*DJ falconey on the beat: playing......WOJU by kiss daniel*

Mimienudles:
Not clear enough, if she deny nko?

the OP said she was holding his hands, proposing the OP dance for her.


I think is enough men.

ronald4lif:
Tell your friend what exactly? It's too early to start thinking towards the direction you are presently, give it some more time until she make more suggestive moves.

this write up is sarcasm right?




If not I think those moves are clear enough to sense what she want.

ivyT:
Shorrup there!!
Kin se ejo e

ejo gbogbo wa ni.


Fun ni orwor.