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Health / Re: There Are More Nigerian Nurses In Europe Than In Nigeria – EU by falseman(m): 2:53pm On Feb 12, 2016
thekingisback:
Bros no reason am. Nigeria has no future. The biggest move I ever made in my life was moving to Germany after my Nysc. It has really proved it's worth.

LOL we are actually in a zoo only a zombie will think otherwise. When one gets out of the shores of this country you will find out how wicked our leaders are.
Health / Re: There Are More Nigerian Nurses In Europe Than In Nigeria – EU by falseman(m): 2:41pm On Feb 12, 2016
thekingisback:
what world class hospitals are you talking about? Is it those smelly and outdated hospitals you call world class?

LOL you actually took me for my words cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: There Are More Nigerian Nurses In Europe Than In Nigeria – EU by falseman(m): 12:34pm On Feb 12, 2016
They are not qualified to work in our world class hospitals
Politics / Re: Uzodinma Iweala Speaks At The White House In Washington D.C. (Photo) by falseman(m): 10:26am On Feb 12, 2016
OJUcrook:
Okonjo Iweala's son is in Washington D.C while some jobless IPOB Youth are busy protesting in the streets of Aba and Onitsha.

One will hardly find the the children of Okonjo Iweala, Peter Obi, Ike Ekeremadu, Orji Uzor Kalu, Stella Oduah, Olisa Metuh and all other Igbo politician protesting for Biafra. It is always the poor and jobless Igbo youth that engage themselves in such


Do we have any child of those people you mentioned in Nigerian Army? Sometimes you have to be constructive with your sense of judgment as everyone can't be in Whitehouse.
By the way you that isn't protesting why aren't you in Whitehouse yet?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: 'Stubbornness Got Me Where I Am Today' by falseman(m): 7:51am On Feb 12, 2016
he probably went against his father's wish just to go into music. I can imagine the heat he must have faced.
Romance / Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by falseman(m): 8:09am On Feb 11, 2016
kellz0:
You said she came visiting yestaday and she was seeing her period Thought is only month end they see their period? undecided

Na salary?

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Celebrities / Re: Pls Save Souls By Sharing The Pics Of Fake Coca Cola Made In Eastern Nigeria by falseman(m): 7:39am On Feb 09, 2016
I will be more than impressed if it's actually made in the east. To get the Coca Cola taste is a step in the right direction.

OP na fool sha.

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Politics / Re: The Incumbent President Of Niger Uses Pmb's Photo For Campaign (picture) by falseman(m): 7:24am On Feb 09, 2016
Yhinkss:

Fool

He is right you probably didn't zoom that photo. cheesy

Atlantian:
Its not Buhari, its same picture but the angle of the camera makes it look like different. Na only Buhari dey wear that type of hat ?

You are right brother
Romance / Re: See The Question Every Broke Guy Is Afraid To Answer From Ladies by falseman(m): 11:58pm On Feb 08, 2016
kstadaura:
Most broke guys feel somehow when a lady ask them what do yo do for a living:

Sometime they just lie with' am still a student' is that even a valid reason?


Funny enough a jobless girl will be asking such question cheesy cheesy cheesy

Runs babe will quickly ask you what you do so they can weigh you up for slaughter
Romance / Re: Guys: How Do You Answer When A Girl Ask You "What Do You Want From Me"?? by falseman(m): 5:50pm On Feb 08, 2016
Just tell her you want something serious from her and say it like you mean it kiss

Or you want to be the father of her unborn kids
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Little Gal Today. by falseman(m): 5:25pm On Feb 08, 2016
My girlfriend hits me every time for fun she can do it for 30mins and if I yell at her telling her it's painful she will just laugh. I guess it's fun to her she probably think men don't feel pain. There's absolutely no day she doesn't do it and it usually ends with me being a gentle man I will simply lock myself in the sitting room till she sleeps.

Last night she did the same thing hoping as usual I will keep bearing on but she was wrong this time. I gave her a resounding slap that left her in shock, she was so surprised I could do that and at this point I had no regret cos that slap kinda gave her a reset. You don't just push a man to the wall and expect no rebound.

I don't support hitting a woman but some women are so hard headed and stubborn that being a gentleman will only get things worse. A hot slap will do

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Education / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction If This Happens To You(pic). by falseman(m): 4:47pm On Feb 07, 2016
I won't go to school that day cos the teacher go be learner for my eyes cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 3:54pm On Feb 07, 2016
sparrowkid:


Do you mean this?

That's his statement I was wondering if someone asked him a question or he just presenting a speech
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 3:00pm On Feb 07, 2016
shaqhead:

keep investors away? Sack Nigerians? Lol...dnt make me laf! Hardworking and honest Nigerians wl get and retain jobs anywhere because they are smart enof to recognise our ingenuity.

How come the investors who have BETTER intel about us are still trooping in?

Mister there is nothing that PMB said that this foreigners dnt kno...stop decieving urself.... If there wasnt a pronblem how come the late Dora Akunyili wanted to rebrand Nigeria. Oh because PMB said in the open what we say about ourselves in hushed tones....u r now forming hashtag abi?

Obama spoke the hard truth to the black community about the criminality among them and they called him a sell out...but it ddnt change the fact that statistics were out there!

Mister if only world leaders will learn to say the truth we wont have the global conflicts we see around the world.

Why dd Russia come into Syrian conflict?

The first place to finding solutions to our issues is to say them the way they are without garnishing it!


There is a different between saying the glass is half filled and the glad is half empty. In either occasion you are right but the manner you present it matters.

How about the President agreeing those immigrants wouldn't leave the country if they had put things in place?
Do you realize most Americans take drugs and even do street drops? It won't be a case of concern because they have enabling environment to survive rather than take their drug ish elsewhere.

We can contain our problems should the government do it's part that way we won't go international in the first place
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 2:45pm On Feb 07, 2016
sparrowkid:

I know you have not read the article. Anyway, this is the
[a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/nigeria/12143510/Nigerians-reputation-for-crime-has-made-them-unwelcome-in-Britain-says-countrys-president.html/" target="_blank]link[/a]. Please, don't just read the article, read the comments as well.





Can you get me the question he was asked before he vomited those ish or he actually took that speech from Nigeria to International stage.
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 1:22pm On Feb 07, 2016
sparrowkid:


May God bless you for being lenient with me in your reply. I can see that you are very mature in your response. Now, before we take this a little further, have you read the said article wherein he made the statement?

First and foremost a president should defend the country at all cost. He was a bit general with such statement on international soil believe me he failed it.
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 1:17pm On Feb 07, 2016
Ebukaobi:


Igbos and their guilty conscience

Where did I mention Igbo

Is IPOB=IGBO?

Your guilty conscience is eating you up



Honestly you stink.

I have one question for you.

IPOB and people from that part like you said do drugs

Yorubas and people from that side are Cyber criminals and Scammers

Huasas and people from that side bombs everywhere


Based on your sense of judgement I got this. So tell me who is actually damaging the imagine of this country since Nigerians are known as scammers and 419 lords.

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Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 1:03pm On Feb 07, 2016
sparrowkid:
I can see people suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) here.
The fact is they need to deal with it. Their problems are not going to be over in another 3 years. So let them rant on because their nightmares continue till 2019.


You called it their nightmare that will continue till 2019.

Well if you actually want to know who Buhari's statement will hunt it is the middle class and you the average man trying to do a legitimate international business or just a trip. The high profile Nigerians, their Children and their Children's Children may not face such and if they eventually do they will return home to come loot from you the poor.

What do you think will be the reaction of Nigerian Politicians if Buhari had said Nigerian Politicians are thieves and corrupt?

The government calls it's citizens criminals for their failure. If Nigeria of today is in shape I bet you no Nigerian will be seeking greener pasture elsewhere and mind you no one goes out there to be a criminal they all have intentions to go work and fetch money based on stories they hear but when they arrive it's a different scenerio......they are unemployable.
Phones / Re: Top 9 Smartphones With 6GB Ram For 2016 by falseman(m): 12:46pm On Feb 07, 2016
I seriously hate Phone companies that are taking advantage of it's customers

I have used high end phones and I must admit they are joy to behold ranging from premium feel to heavy multitask but then why can't they just install a 5000-6000mah battery? Or are they telling me with the level of advanced tech they can't produce a flat battery with such capacity?
Politics / Re: #IamAnigerianNotAcriminal: Hippocracy Of Ben Maurice Bruce #BuhariSpokeTheTruth by falseman(m): 12:31pm On Feb 07, 2016
Mr Ebukaobi the Igbo wannabe so you created the ID to shout we Niger Deltans are not part of Biafra. Yoruba Idiot!!!!


Ebukaobi:




It is the criminal IPOB that are shouting the loudest because of guilty conscience

Most drug traffickers in Europe come from one section of Nigeria. I don't think it is too difficult to guess who they are

Yet they are the ones shouting the loudest

There is hardly any family in Anambra that has not lost a son to execution in East Asia and they are the ones denying the facts

Are you trying to say that the rest of the world don't know the level of criminality in Nigeria?

Hypocrite IPOB



IPOB are drug smugglers that's cool but Nigerians don't hold international record on drug smuggling I mean Nigerians ain't know for that worldwide. Not that I am justifying whatever I am just letting you know that what we are actually known for is internet scam and we know The Yorubas in UK are the ones giving us bad names with their credit card thefts and all that.

On the other hand Buhari should have just said all Nigerian Politicians are thieves and corrupt.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How I Messed Up Job Interview Today... Please Learn! by falseman(m): 7:37pm On Feb 05, 2016
Bros don't waste your time with this people focus on what you are doing personally one day that same GM will ask for your contact. I hate where employers take advantage of employees. If you can do the job you are worth the pay.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Accused Of Causing Accident In Lagos State - See What They Did To Him by falseman(m): 7:22pm On Feb 05, 2016
If that police man see him colleagues now him go charge like lithium battery
Crime / Re: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by falseman(m): 9:43pm On Feb 04, 2016
nacaz4real:
I never knew we still have people like you in this country, guy you are blessed.

Believe me 90% of those who called him names would not confess or they will run to church to pray for forgiveness so they won't face any punishment by the law.
If eventually such a guy is sentenced to death which I doubt his type is likely to make heaven.
Crime / Re: 22-yr-old Surrenders To Police After Killing Cousin Over Girlfriend by falseman(m): 2:38pm On Feb 04, 2016
Well we can call him all sort of names forgetting he killed out of anger. He summoned the courage to confess his sin no matter the consequences that follows. You may see a murderer but I see a forgiven soul.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 31 Insane Requirements Flight Attendants Must Follow by falseman(m): 2:15pm On Feb 04, 2016
Our local flight attendants looks mean most of the time
Business / Re: What Is Devaluation Of Naira? by falseman(m): 11:09pm On Feb 03, 2016
macklef:

As long as biafra is not written it it we dont have a p with aba shoes

It's just matter of time before you pay cash for 2 pairs of Aba made shoes with Biafra boldly written on it.
Business / Re: What Is Devaluation Of Naira? by falseman(m): 10:15pm On Feb 03, 2016
Soon those calling Aba shoes fake will have no option than to patronize it.

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Family / Re: Man Spotted Carrying His Wife's Handbag... by falseman(m): 8:59pm On Feb 03, 2016
I'm 100% sure their 2016 house rent is in there.
Sports / Re: Akin Alabi Spotted With Micheal Owen by falseman(m): 4:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
Foolish man.... You shall be judged. Imagine this nairabet people called me this morning to thank me for being given their customer after I don lose money tire I ended up deleting my account
Phones / Re: Microsoft Buys Swiftkey For $250 Million by falseman(m): 10:17am On Feb 03, 2016
abatically:


Yes customization and autocorrection are great. But they miss the most important thing in a keyboard which is the ability to run smoothly without lag. I almost broke my phone while typing with swiftkey especially when trying on a blog. I think people that enjoy it are used to lags on their phones, for me I have zero lag on my phone so I will not let one stupid keyboard change that.

I have used it on 5 different high end phones and never experienced any lag. It's one of the best keyboards out there if you ask me.

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Phones / Re: Root Your Gionee M5. 100% Working With Video Tutorial [HOT] by falseman(m): 12:55am On Feb 03, 2016
I don't see any reason why I should root this phone not like there are custom roms for it.

Op why should this phone be rooted?

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