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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Slot Nigeria Price List For Blackberry, Samsung, Infinix & Tecno Phones by falseman(m): 9:46am On Jan 25, 2016
Pheals:
. I didn't have dough for the phones 280k +plus
Good now you are talking. I believe your current phone is above 40k there are people that will say 40k to buy a phone? I rather start a kiosk with it grin grin

That we don't have enough doesn't mean people who.buy it doesn't know the value of money. If you have N40M I'm sure you will buy a handbag of 90k
PoliticsRe: List Of Those APC Blame For Nigeria's Lack of Progress Under Buhari by falseman(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2016
ksstroud:
grin grin grin
APC ; Amalgamation of Progress Confusionists
Amalgamation of Political Clowns grin cheesy
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Slot Nigeria Price List For Blackberry, Samsung, Infinix & Tecno Phones by falseman(m): 6:20pm On Jan 24, 2016
Pheals:
Some phone price fit buy ... Land around Abeokuta area.... Why some can buy tokunbo car from Cotonou... Op y calling lala... To promote slot product... Don't u know its an advert the amount of lala... Mentioned each day is enough as food for him. Now
so how many lands you don buy for there? grin grin
EducationRe: A Navy Seal Can Fight About 50people Single Handedly by falseman(m): 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
gmyguy:
An elite soldier, who has been fighting all his life, should e able to take down 50 untrained civilians in my opinion...heck 1 agbero should take down 5 men...Someone who has been a soldier for 5 years, doing 100 push-ups, running 10km without stopping, what will it be to handle 50 wizkid like guys...he will have a good technique which doesnt have to be neat, if it includes punching throats, kicking in d balls etc...Eg, a soldier as big as The Rock, i mean, most of the 50 will even be too intimidated to fight him, but of course, he can't fight 50 trained fighters or soldiers
Mob don beat you before?
EducationRe: A Navy Seal Can Fight About 50people Single Handedly by falseman(m): 1:48pm On Jan 24, 2016
Africans!!! You guys know all about America and it seals lol. An Average American don't listen to news beyond America they are so concentrated in what concerns them.
PhonesRe: 5 Most Expensive Smartphones 2016 by falseman(m): 9:33am On Jan 24, 2016
chalantmike:
titanium is more expensive than gold.
It's worth the value then I would like to see the security level of such phone. The thing find electrocute thief oòoo
PhonesRe: 5 Most Expensive Smartphones 2016 by falseman(m): 8:09pm On Jan 23, 2016
I will only buy it if it's made of pure gold
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by falseman(m): 4:02pm On Jan 21, 2016
Mharitza:
I wasn't 'trained' to believe anything.if what you say abt the last day is true then why did Jesus have to die?why didn't John the baptist just tell people ''live good lives,live good lives!".being good is part of it but its not all.
Live good life doesn't translate to be a Christian. Christianity is a way of life and if I ask you to describe the way a Christian should live you will end up describing a good life which anyone else from other religious belief can live.

We will all be Judged according to our good works while on Earth.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 5:19pm On Jan 20, 2016
elohorayodele:
Thanks God that girl papa no get gun cheesy
Hahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 5:15pm On Jan 20, 2016
cyprus000:
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I tell ya.

If not, wetin that man for do am. About 7 specialist hospital go reject am,due to the brutality wey him go sustian.

E be lyk say that man get adulterated typical nigerian father blood.
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I still dey respect that man action till date. I was actually prepared for the worse when I went to apologize. You know that type of teenage relationship where everyone knows the both of you are having affairs......Maybe he felt we needed to grow up or something
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 5:11pm On Jan 20, 2016
gbens2000:
wtf! shocked,and the man just bone alone mehn u are lucky.
He probably understood how much I take care of her daughter and I happen to have a good boy reputation but I don't think that's enough I was just lucky. I was prepared for one or two hot slaps + my apology that very day.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 5:04pm On Jan 20, 2016
Julianne10:
maybe her dad has been monitoring her.
Nope she's a very good girl. We were both first time lovers and innocent. I have an award of a good boy in the town so maybe I was qualified to take charge lol but the shame no be here.

I like that man
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 4:59pm On Jan 20, 2016
spafu:
And you haven't yet made that female neighbour of yours the Eve that she wants to be. Guy you dey slack sha o. If na my friend way I know, season two for done start.
wicked grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 4:56pm On Jan 20, 2016
gbens2000:
am sure he is not a Nigerian
Bros he is oo. A lecturer for that matter
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 4:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
Julianne10:
lmao,so how did u settle it?
I didn't settle anything oo it was just the apology I tendered when I stepped out of the house and he didn't say a word. My girlfriend only told me his dad warned her.

I don't know if it was because we lived in the same Street and he happens to know before then that I am in a serious relationship with her. I still can't figure it out.
RomanceRe: Funniest Things You've Heard While Making Love by falseman(m): 4:25pm On Jan 20, 2016
This Yoruba geh keeps saying Ekpa mi ooo....morogo. what does this mean pls
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2016
Julianne10:
lol,omo see gobe
I can't put the level of embarrassment in writing. There was no way out from the back gate I would have used it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Naked By Someone? by falseman(m): 4:17pm On Jan 20, 2016
Most embarrassing experience for me.

My girlfriend's dad caught me and her daughter naked in his house we really didn't know he had a spare key. The moment he open the door to her daughter's room and saw us he shut the door then went to seat in front of the house sipping a drink and puffing a Cigarette.

It took me all the shame and about an hour to step out of the house I went straight to apologize but he never said a word.
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by falseman(m): 7:47am On Jan 20, 2016
Mharitza:
Lol you joke..The bible clearly state that Jesus alone is the way.read your new testament
Yes because the bible is what you were trained to believe. You grew up being programmed to accept that.
What if you were born in far away Korea or to a Muslim parents somewhere in the north I guess you will be programmed to believe something else.

Now let me tell you.
On the last day you will be stripped off your religion and be judged according to thy good works.
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by falseman(m): 11:30pm On Jan 19, 2016
MissGdope:
Op not every spirit that comes in your dream to talk to you is from God or God himself. The devil and his demons are very capable of presenting themselves as angels of light. this is why you need to know the word of God and use it to test these spirits. I don't know the God you serve but the one I serve is not gonna send any of his children to hell. You become a child of God and a new creation when you become born again (believe and confess the death of christ for your sins). After this, you cannot go to hell as you have become a joint-heir with Christ. Your mission on earth after your rebirth is to bring others out of darkness and into the light and truth of Jesus Christ. It doesn't matter who has tattoos, or wears makeup or piercings or whatever because all those things are of the flesh and will only affect your life here on earth. yes its better not to have them (cos they can be distracting from the word of God) but will not cause you to go to hell (if you're born again....always remember that salvation is by grace and not by works. there's a lot of things in life that could be considered as sin..just focus on God

whew
Seriously if you go through old testament you will see the true nature of God he really doesn't joke with his rules. Being born again is not enough and I'm very sure there are people who will make heaven even without having any religion.
Christianity EtcRe: Revelation As Shown By God To A Young Lady, Shalom David - Tattooing Is A SIN by falseman(m): 11:20pm On Jan 19, 2016
kingofpool:
hmmmmm, I dreamt of same rapture last year december
One morning sometime last year my dad who doesn't even attend church or believe any pastor woke up only to bring out some funny looking stuffs and set them ablaze afterwards he told us about the dream he had.

He said in his dream he saw a man painting a very tall fence which got him puzzled he ended up asking the painter what type of strange building was in there and the man told him he is almost done painting that he should be ready as rapture is soon.

As much as I knew my dad he changed completely and began preaching which got me shocked.
BusinessRe: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 6:00pm On Jan 19, 2016
gemale:
Something abt naira plummeting further against d dollar abt 100% due 2 IMF pressure on buhari so peeps need 2 withdraw money placed in banks as inflation wld render savings useless then maybe buy foreign currency, send it abroad & buy assets (such as land) dere pending d tym d naira wld fall further? I'm nt dt sure cos my Igbo is super fvckd.
Efulefu. I'm 100% sure you were born in Lagos
CelebritiesRe: "Maima Is Not Guilty!" -ice Prince Throws Shocker by falseman(m): 4:04pm On Jan 19, 2016
playtheblues:
The man probably dated the girl before she and Ice Prince became serious. Maybe it was Ice that talked her out of the relationship with the man and he got furious after seeing the girl profess love for Ice on instagram but truly speaking, the man is a big disgrace to his wife and kids.
Look that bitch played on the married Guy I think she must have given her honeypot to get whatever the moved on to iceprince and the fool is there saying she's innocent.

Best bet for Iceprince is to shut up rather than defend her based on her own side of the story he should count himself lucky that someone point that out.
Hoes ain't loyal
BusinessRe: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 10:53am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Whats sauce for the goose, should be sauce for the gander don't you think?

If a rule will not be enforced, it should not be made. RULE 21 is clear on this.
Rules 21 says

21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

The words from the op were correctly written, punctuated and grammatically perfect.

What's your point?
BusinessRe: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 8:33am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Nothing of concern? How do you mean? On a public forum? Does it mean Seun, mynd44 and co have one set of laws for certain people and another set for other sets of people?

Laws are laws. This thread breaks the laws of this forum but shamefully the mods allowed it.
You should be a patriotic Nigerian. Should we discourage our language or completely let it go extinct because we have to copy westerners?
So if I open up a thread to teach my language then it should be banned?

People even write in pidgin English which is not correct English should they also ban that?
BusinessRe: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by falseman(m): 8:09am On Jan 19, 2016
yommys01:
Seun, mynd44 and the other moderators create laws but are selective in the enforcement of same.

How can this thread but be allowed when one of your own rules clearly stated we should write in correct English.

Later I will be banned for dare questioning Seun and the mods. Makes no sense - truth has to be said.
You shouldn't get worried. What is written there doesn't concern you. He was just explaining how 300k was deducted from his account and he ended up withdrawing the rest 700k he had with the bank then sued the bank. Nothing of concern
CrimeRe: Pipelines Bombings: Soldiers Invade Gbaramatu In Search Of Militants by falseman(m): 7:11am On Jan 18, 2016
Ayus34:
This is a militant,he knows their activities so well...Nigeria soldiers should come for him!
Send your papa go Creek to make arrest lol
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs For United Arab Emirates (Photos) by falseman(m): 7:09am On Jan 18, 2016
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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs For United Arab Emirates (Photos) by falseman(m): 6:50am On Jan 18, 2016
bashydemy:
you mumu small, the belt is fasten to the waist.. I no sure say you don enter plane before ...
Don't mistake Airplane for a Chopper please look at others before you open your stinking gutter you call mouth

I have been in Airplane it runs on the waist and Helicopter runs just like Car seat belt. Google is your friend don't be dull like your mentor bubu
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs For United Arab Emirates (Photos) by falseman(m): 2:21pm On Jan 17, 2016
Slikbae:
From this post, its clear that you've never been on a plane before, otherwise you'd know that air plane seat belts are not like car seat belts.

Do not insult someone who is a million times better than you, rather pray to God for success.
stop displaying your ignorance there's a difference between Airplane and Helicopter. look at others sitting around him.


This is what happens when a Dullard is your role model.
CrimeRe: Pipelines Bombings: Soldiers Invade Gbaramatu In Search Of Militants by falseman(m): 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2016
Militants are strategic and don't need to parade themselves or kill people they just plant their bomb and boom!!!! So bubu should mount soilders everywhere there's pipeline grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Departs For United Arab Emirates (Photos) by falseman(m): 1:57pm On Jan 17, 2016
Farewell Dullard. You can clearly see he doesn't know he has to use the seat belt

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