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Politics / Re: Shocking Video Of Children Tortured To Death By Nigerian Army by falseman(m): 10:23pm On May 21, 2016
adeaks:
I don't trust amnesty international. If the Nigerian army has a detention facility like this it will be a well secured and heavily fortifed facility. I don't think you are gonna get a video recording just like that.

Heard about moles?
Politics / Re: =N=1881 For Four Tomatoes - Welcome To Change! by falseman(m): 5:47pm On May 21, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
why you no put proverb?

the scarcity of tomatoes that led to its price increase is due to a disease epidemic called tomato blight.

don't blame the government.

How about Rice? Chicken? Even Garri...... Which disease is affecting them?

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Politics / Re: See 5 Powerful Militant Group Demanding For Nnamdi Kanu’s Release; Full List by falseman(m): 9:22am On May 21, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
The more they clamour for his release, the more he gets pushed into the deepest part of the dungeon until he kisses buhari's wrinkled butt.

That's exactly the ego of Buhari that will sink Nigeria. Kanu is just one man out of millions so killing him will even spell more doom.

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Politics / Re: 3 Soldiers Feared Dead, Militants Bomb NNPC Gas Pipeline by falseman(m): 9:12am On May 21, 2016
fiizznation:
What are the militants "agitating" for? The 13% derivation or the huge monthly allocations their governors get? Or is it their amnesty program? What about the NDDC? They want a spoonfeeding treatment from the government because of what? So because oil is under their lands, they don't want to do anything again? What kind of lazy man thinking is this?

You are so daft. Yeah they are given 13% derivation while 80% of the oil blocs are owned by people from the north. Headquarters are are either in Abuja or Lagos while you leave ND regions to rot.
If oil were to be in a place like Kano or Kaduna do you think any other tribe can own 30% oil bloc there? Do you think headquarters can be in a place like Enugu?

Stop those thrashy defense. All pipeline should sink I think we've been patient enough for Nigeria to Change while the North keeps playing their tricks. I don't care if I have electricity or if they are flares. Pipelines should go down until this country is restructured.

We are too disunited for a revolution thinking how weak and two faced the Yorubas are. Sink this ship called Nigeria.

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Celebrities / Re: We All Thought Iyanya's Eggplant Would Be "Massive", Anyone Disappointed?(PICS) by falseman(m): 2:18pm On May 20, 2016
rokiatu:
I am crying on behave of all the women he's slept with/is going to sleep with. cry cry cry cry cry cry


Your type will get real wet when you stand close to him talk more of him saying what's up........ Cummming things

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Politics / Re: Kidnap And Release Of Chibok Girls: Reality Or Script Playing? by falseman(m): 9:06am On May 20, 2016
Caseless:
Oga, I've the opportunity of being in abia and other eastern states, you have the worst educational set-up.


I served in the east, as a teacher , my greatest challenge is the attitude of your people towards education. Those in ss3 preparing for WAEC will make you cry when you allow them to say anything in English language.

I laugh out loud when you say your people and add East to it. I'm from Delta State and I'm yet to find any other tribe in federal government office like SEC (Abj,) who can't compose a simple memo.
Politics / Re: Borno Light-years Ahead In Agricultural Innovation, Despite Boko Haram by falseman(m): 8:14am On May 20, 2016
mrvitalis:

Bro hausas are tired of complaining, just ask any hausa farmer in the North a typical fulani farmer believes his cow would grow fatter I'd is feeds on hausas farm

Well if you ask me I would say the government is not doing enough to encourage farming if farmers and their crops can't be protected. Thanks for the information.
Politics / Re: Kidnap And Release Of Chibok Girls: Reality Or Script Playing? by falseman(m): 8:11am On May 20, 2016
bender79:
People argue' she can't speak english' and I ask how many people in their village community schools speak English?


So how do they pass WAEC? I once worked in SEC and I can tell you one of my bosses can't write a simply memo. Guess what? Yeah you are right he's from the North.
Now that's what I call double standard knowing fully well every other part of the country study hard to make it through yet won't find a job he is qualified for.

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Politics / Re: Borno Light-years Ahead In Agricultural Innovation, Despite Boko Haram by falseman(m): 7:59am On May 20, 2016
mrvitalis:
I tell my southern brothers every day, North have far more resources than the south and yet more lands for agriculture,
if u have the money a state in the North can allocate 200,000 heactres for u to cultivate, but in the south?? Getting 100 na war


Ever thought why Fulanis and their cows don't invade farms in the North?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: What Islamic Scholars Said About Hell by falseman(m): 4:55pm On May 19, 2016
Oladim001:
dnt mynd mr falseman jare wen a dog cant fynd new food to eat he goes bak to his vomit senseless man



You mentioning the wrong man
Phones / Re: Samsung S7 Edge Or Iphone 6s by falseman(m): 2:46pm On May 18, 2016
greenhulk:


Try konga. I prefer the hard ones to the rubber ones as the rubber ones always have this yellowish tint after some time.


Ordered!! Thanks
Phones / Re: Samsung S7 Edge Or Iphone 6s by falseman(m): 3:20pm On May 17, 2016
greenhulk:


I remove my casing once in a while. And sometimes I don't use casing at all. But if u have kids in the house or if ur house have tiles and no rug, u will definitely need a casing. That phone is very slippery and it will DROP at some point no matter how careful u are. I don't like saying myself, I don't wear a case for my iPhone. But for the galaxy s6/s7 u will definitely need one especially when going out. Try a clear back case.

Where can I get this in Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Misleading Video by falseman(m): 3:03pm On May 17, 2016
Zombies be like they are Igbos

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Romance / Re: Should I Cancel My Marriage Plans? by falseman(m): 7:36am On May 17, 2016
MarieSucre:


Op ilovemylife should also compare this; if they get married and he continues cheating and contracts an STD which he passes onto her, which of them will able to pay for her STD tablets and if it goes as far as HIV, apt for her retroviral drugs and also fund all the healthy foods and supplementary vitamins from high-class hospitals she'll have to be taking to stay alive.
Find honest answers to these questions then compare it to your situation the rest is up to you.


Let's not think the lady herself is a saint
Romance / Re: Should I Cancel My Marriage Plans? by falseman(m): 9:07am On May 16, 2016
Op would you marry Dangote even if you are aware he cheats?
Would you marry a poor faithful man?

Find honest answers to these questions then compare it to your situation the rest is up to you.

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo & Amarachi Watch Arsenal Last Match by falseman(m): 8:57am On May 16, 2016
Some poor girls be looking for 80k to buy Brazilian hair then put color paints on their faces.

Team beautyinsimplicity

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Politics / Re: Be A Unifier Not A Divider, Dialogue With SS&SE- Sheik Gumi Advises Buhari by falseman(m): 8:12pm On May 15, 2016
coolitempa:
This sheik should keep to his religious duties and stop interfering in matters that are beyond his knowledge. We will not negotiate with criminals who seek to hold us ransom for their selfish gains in order to protect fugitives of the Tompolo ilk.


When you say "WE" I begin to wonder how much you buy tomatoes in the market.
Crime / Re: Ibadan Pastor Rapes 7-Year-Old In Church (photo) by falseman(m): 5:51pm On May 15, 2016

“On Monday May 9, I was in my church premises when she came with her brother. The girl went to lay on the rug on the altar and told her brother that her private part was itching, asking him to come and lay on her. They used to play on the rug before then.

I went near them to ask what was wrong with her. I had to use my hand to help her scratch her private part. After that, the girl said: “Daddy Dayspring, come and lay on me also. When I moved nearer, I could not do anything with her; I did not insert my joystick in her vagina.

“What happened next was that I brought my joystick out but I could not penetrate her because her vagina was tight. My intention was to touch her, not to damage her. When I saw that her vagina was very tight, I withdrew my joystick and left. There was no blood at that time. I don’t know how blood came out of her.”
Phones / Re: Samsung Factory Reset Protection(frp) Help by falseman(m): 3:32pm On May 15, 2016
lalasticlala come see as them dey teach people how to unlock a phone someone lost.
Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S7 (Rom 128g Ram 4g) For Sale At A Give Away Price by falseman(m): 2:21pm On May 15, 2016
Op kindly use a clear camera and snap the settings menu then pull out the sim tray and take a shot. I will confirm after that.
If it's original I will pay you 90k I don't know the problem you have.

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Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S7 (Rom 128g Ram 4g) For Sale At A Give Away Price by falseman(m): 2:03pm On May 15, 2016
I'm surprised people are willing to buy S7 55k. Even if it's original I would never buy I rather pay up to 100k for it just in case.

E be like una never reach police station before grin.
Agriculture / Re: Opinion: Immediate Solution To Tomato Scarcity by falseman(m): 12:12pm On May 15, 2016
Ofe Akwu is the only solution to me.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Sends Selfie to her children by falseman(m): 10:42am On May 15, 2016
Brace up....The zombies are still asleep the moment they wake up this thread will be invaded.

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Politics / Re: 8 Deadly Security Threats Nigeria Is Facing by falseman(m): 8:54am On May 15, 2016
POLICE
Phones / Re: I Showered With The Galaxy S7, Made It Pass Through Other Water Mishaps by falseman(m): 9:06pm On May 14, 2016
joey150:
trust me it took me 5mins to realise i needed the paid version.
i have it already, 1st impressions are great. thanks for the recommendation.
You welcome
Phones / Re: I Showered With The Galaxy S7, Made It Pass Through Other Water Mishaps by falseman(m): 9:05pm On May 14, 2016
Ymodulus:

i have never noticed any lag on mine. still run pwrfectly well.

though i dont play games.

Mine doesn't lag either working perfectly even with heavy gaming.
Phones / Re: I Showered With The Galaxy S7, Made It Pass Through Other Water Mishaps by falseman(m): 6:37pm On May 14, 2016
joey150:
sd maid..wow never heard am checking it out right now

The free version works okay buy I will advise you get the paid one for deeper clean up grin
Phones / Re: I Showered With The Galaxy S7, Made It Pass Through Other Water Mishaps by falseman(m): 3:38pm On May 14, 2016
joey150:
my sister na so dem talk for s5..lags as hell.
na so dem talk for g3 still lags.
same as for g4 same thing.
samsung are the fathers of lags..start from s3 and just work your way to the top.

they are still very far from very efficient even with all the ram. some blame it on the O.s some blame it on the software developers.

but one clear fact is...most of the high ends still lags..just not as much. unless you dont do nuch with your phone to notice it.

and babe you are doing a great job.. and phones you use for reviews are given to you by Samsung right or a company sha??



Lol fear dey catch you? I actually took my S7 Edge to the pool, had fun and a couple shots then bang!!! I noticed my speaker sounded wack after the whole effizy at last I noticed it's just water trapped in the speaker compartment which needed time to dry.....phone works great and exceeded my Note 5 experience.

As for lagging most high end android phones comes with 0 lag but over time you will surely face it due to the residue files and caches which consumes the internal memory. Even a laptop will lag at some point if the habit of clean up isn't cultivated.

Just install an app called SD MAID and you will remain lag free.
Waiting on NOTE 6 I hope it comes with water resistance feature .

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Romance / Re: Another Picture Story Of How A One Night Stand Put Me For Wahala by falseman(m): 6:58am On May 14, 2016
It's 7am already where the the op?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To IMF Pressure, To Devalue Naira 290 To Dollar by falseman(m): 11:24pm On May 13, 2016
wisov:
Ur level of reasoning just made me sit down' budget was passed a wk or two ago, and u expected him to spend without budget, so ur ignorant ass will call him corrupt and tyrant

I believe you have no idea how bad the situation of the country is right now and this doesn't call for sluggishness or wrong decisions.
Can you go back to the topic and tell me why he made a u-turn to devalue naira after massturbating with Yuan and asking for loan.

I question his decision making and integrity.

A then presidential candidate said there is nothing like subsidy and then all of a sudden he starting paying it.

A man who said he will make N1= 1$ has now agreed on $290 even after saying on several occasion that he won't devalue it.

Dont you see traces of an unstable man?
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Founded Niger-Delta Avengers – Ex-Militants' Leader, Akpodoro by falseman(m): 10:58pm On May 13, 2016
Have you blamed Jonathan today

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows To IMF Pressure, To Devalue Naira 290 To Dollar by falseman(m): 10:49pm On May 13, 2016
amagunnerfan:
What you lot talking about the past want is for us to forget in a hurry the man who got us here so we can join hands and unreasonably blame the man trying to get us out of this shithole.

You are disappointed in the facts. You blame Buhari for subsidy removal and naira devaluation forgetting or refusing to accept the fact that your hero who you would rather we "forget" got us here in the first place.

Answer my questions. Why are you dodging?


If you keep tracing blame we will trace it down to military era. Jonathan was voted out because he was clueless with his ideas and we needed a change.

Now the so called change is here and has taken us to a much difficult situation and all you could do is point to the previous administration?

Jonathan messed the country up since 1960 grin grin. The earlier you stopped pointing fingers to the past the better for you.

It's a shame a ruling government keeps making excuses for its wrong decisions and the bailout word is "Jonathan"

Be there till you are appointed minister of masquerades.

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