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If he like he should agree.

If he doesn't like, he should not agree.

That one is his cup of tea.

LoneSoldier:
Who is your love? Better think of your life this year, stop spreading your foolishness like Bama butter....?

After going through your signature, I realized you need this.

Just take one tablet in the morning and one at night.

You will be fine.

magzey:
is like you are also a loot beneficiary under him too?

I am not. If I am, will I be on NL?

But I am suspecting you

Yes you.

temiflex01:
You missed his ogogoro drinking?

My Jonathan doesn't drink ogogoro.

He is very responsible.

A Ph.D holder at that.

Jonathan my love.

The Best President Nigeria ever had.

I have missed your black face.

Zackattack:
Men are very cheap to have sex, but expensive to commit.
Women don’t find the cheap sex part appealing. They wish men can also be cheap with commitment. But that will not come easily, especially when all the woman has to offer him is just sex.

Thanks for ur response.

But there is something called Self Control.

Some men don't have it.

95% of single nigerian men left the group chat.

They don't know what virginity is in their lives.

They have sold their virginity to the unknown.

That's why their lives are full of bad luck.

So sad.

Two Shameless Women.

Like Mother like daughter.

Goat no dey born sheep.

I can NEVER fight over a man.

Why?

That's becos, I'm the Prize.

I can never be a baby mama. Never.

But to be honest, men are so cheap.

My neighbor just told me something this morning that got me thinking.

She said that there was a guy she has been crushing in our compound. She secretly likes the guy but the guy doesn't know.

She said that on New Year day, she decided to make a move. She went to his apartment in the evening around 7pm and pretended that she wanted to charge phone in his apartment becos we didn't have light that new year day.

She said when she entered, she told the guy that she wanted to charge phone and the guy said she can charge near his TV.

She said she went to charge. As she was about to leave. She pushed the guy to the wall and put her yansh on his dick part and was rubbing her yansh on his dick part.

She said she then went further to off all her cloth and was butt naked and continued to rub her bumbum on his dick part. Next thing, the guy's dick became hard.

He quickly removed his knicker and boxers and dragged her to his bedroom and they started romancing themselves for over 10 minutes.

She said they were about to do the do when they heard a knock on his door which stopped their romance.

Hmmm....

I then asked her if they had sex. She said No. After the knock on the door, she waited in his room for the person to go before she left.

Na wa o.

Men are so cheap.

Why did he romance her?

Couldn't he have resisted sexual temptation?

Couldn't he have walked away?

Couldn't he have walked her out of his house?

Why are men so cheap like this?

Na so men be?

Men...
Men...
Men...

Why do some men cheat?

I think it's an evil spirit following them.

Yes...they call it "spirit of lust".

Wahala for who marry cheating husband in 2025.

Wahala for who marry short people.

What do people gain from pushing hard drugs?

I watched the visit this night on NTA.

Must you do celebration for Naming?

Can't you just name your child quietly.

Just you and your wife alone.

You name ur daughter "Angel or Grace" quietly in ur bedroom.

My parents never did naming ceremony for me.

No be me dey here dey type.

Una like wahala.

Football....boring.

Na wa ooo

I don't even know how to drive a car.

But my friend drives well.

She even drives with speed.

She said her husband taught her.

Wahala for us wey no get husband.

I need to go to a driving school.

Marry Delta man at your own risk.

As for me, I must marry American Oyibo.

After years of promiscuity, then just one month of no sex, you have come to broadcast it on Nairaland.

Me that am still a virgin, maybe I would organise a Carnival.

Metchew.....

"Make nobody call my name o. No be me cause sapa for chicken" - Tinubu

Good...

transfer the N78M into my bumbum.

I'm waiting.

NiceLegs:
Who knows any medication or drug that can help to cure Sickle Cell (SS) patients.

There are 3 Sickle Cell people in my area that need help.

They are SS, SC and SS.

They are always sick.

And the parents have money.

What can they do?

Go to Facebook.

Search for this page.

Thank me later

Whether you cheat through the Asshole
Or
You cheat through the Pussyhole,
The truth is that you are a SERIAL CHEAT and you are a SINNER who have sinned.

Sinners shall not go to heaven.

If every man can be like VeryDarkMan, Nigeria will be a better place.

Anyways, wetin concern me?

How much is PGDE School Fees for new intakes?

I heard fees are per semester.

How much is Form and when will forms and registration be out for 2025?

Yes...
Ikwerre are not Igbos.

So Chindah, Chibunda, Ibuchi and all others please remove the "Chi" from your names biko.

It's strictly for we Igbos.

That's what we call our GOD.

Okay.

Thank you.

Confused set of people.

.

Why do people insult people online.

If u ask me, police should come to Nairaland and start from here.

Insulters on NL have a WhatsApp group.




Anyways, if you are looking for a guy to take to the village to pretend as your fiancee this Christmas, I am available.

I am Tall (6ft.3), Dark, Handsome with a Sexy Athletic Physique.

I charge just N300K.

If am going to be sleeping over at your village house, it's N500K. Max is 2 days.

If u want me to be quoting Bible Verses when talking to your parents and family members, you will pay more.

It's not easy to cram scriptures.

DM is open.

Parenting to the mud.

Some parents have lost it.

Especially these new generation type of parents.

The can not train their children well.

Children have gone wild.

Cocolatti:
vThe topic says "what are you GIVING YOURSELF this Christmas".

I know.

Exactly what I posted there is what am GIVING MYSELF this christmas.

What am I giving myself for Christmas?

Prayers.
I will be talking to God more this Christmas.

I will be communicating more with God this Christmas.

This year was not easy but God was faithful.

I will be reading His word more this Christmas to get soaked with his word.

And lastly, I will be praying to get filled with the Holyspirit.

That is what I will be giving God this Christmas.

My spending time with his spirit which is my sacrifice of love.

illicit:
I need me some hairy osu pussy...

Hairy wide osu pussy fall on you.