₦airaland Forum

Hello everyone.

I can cook all these soups.

Rivers is not the best place to buy Land.

Land in PH is expensive. It goes into Millions.

With just N700K, u will buy a Full Plot of land at Ilaro, Ogun State.

Ogun State is close to Lagos State.

My company sells it.

Boring Nairaland.

See what happened to me in church this evening

*Me* : Pastor please, after I took the holy communion, I started feeling somehow.
*Pastor* : Brother, tell me. How are u feeling? Is it the wine?
*Me* : Hmm...I think so.
*Pastor* : Well, due to the high cost of wine in the market now, we could not use wine. So we used small Stout.
*Me*: 😭😭😭

I used to have one in my DM.

I stopped replying her messages.

What is AWOL?

Abeg pick me.

I can moderate.

I am even a moderator in my church.

I moderate church services.

I studied Moderation and Management Sciences.

I'm just kidding🤣

But pick me basically becos I need a job😭

And again...

Abeg please I want to ask my friend who is in USA to please give me small dollars even if it is $10.

Do u think she will agree?

I hope Nigerians in USA can be able to give out at least $10 to a friend back home

3pm - 11pm.

I dislike morning shifts.

A Paint of Beans in my area in Lagos now is as follows.

Oloni is 8000 Naira
Drum is 7000 Naira
White Beans 6000 Naira.

A Paint of Yellow Garri is 3500 Naira
A Paint of White Garri is 3300 Naira

But things are cheap in UK

See how Cheap a Tuber of Yam is over there.

Just £3.55

Na to dey import food come from UK now.

With the recent DNA saga which started opening the eyes of the public where most husband's started discovering the kids they raised where not theirs, I couldn't agree more.

Thanks for voting for me.

You had food to eat before right.

Don't worry.

Now I have entered, I will take away both your plate and the food you eat.

A father's love is true love.

I love you.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
and the girl looks exactly like his useless father

Pussy Lovers will always lookalike.

This Toxic man on Twitter.

Tjra:
Na so PitObi go dance when giving out his gay son in marriage to his gay partner.

Both father and son are nyansh lovers.

Awon werey

That's how Agbado-Tinubu will dance when giving out his lesbian daughter in marriage to her lesbian partner.

Both father and daughter are Pussy Lovers.

Atleast the lesbian partner is already doing a good job in squeezing out the life out of his lesbian daughter's breast.

She will continue to squeeze out the life of his daughter squeezed-fallen breast in their matrimonial home.

Awon Werey

Tjra:
Na so PitObi go dance when giving out his gay son in marriage to his gay partner.

Both father and son are nyansh lovers.

Awon werey

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ucheheart:
Cheap! Hmm, you don't know what you are saying. I thought it was even 3 or 4 tubers you bought at that price and you are boldly telling us it is cheap. My friend the same tuber of yam can not be more than N1500, you can even get it lesser in some states like Benue. No dey wine us abeg.

Did u just say N1,500?😂
It's clear you are not in Nigeria.
Thanks for chatting us from Ivory Coast.

Hello guys.

So someone living in UK went to buy Yam and posted the Yam he bought on Facebook with the price tag on it.

He bought the yam at the rate of £3.55.

This shows that foodstuffs are very cheap in the UK.

Unlike in Nigeria where such tuber of Yam will be nothing less than 7,000 Naira in some places especially with hike in food prices as we speak.

Some families now no dey chop yam again because of how expensive it has become.

So the next time u see someone coming back from UK, abeg give them money to help you buy foodstuffs when they are coming because Food is cheaper in UK than Nigeria.

No wonder those in UK do not want to come back to Nigeria.

"Things are hard in UK...Don't come to UK...Things are expensive in UK"

Keep listening to such talks.

E no reach their kitchen.

Food is cheaper in UK than in Nigeria.

What about Language?

How will Nigerian's communicate to Germans over there who only speak and communicate in German?

That is great news.

That man should not have done what he did to her.

That is a sign that he is probably hiding something.

He is too sensitive and he went too far in his defence mechanism.

Dangote produces Cement, Salt, Sugar, Pasta etc.

Do u know how many times people have criticised Dangote's products.

Has Dangote thrown anyone in jail?

Baba no get time because he knows his products are great.

The more you talk negatively about his products, the more you give him free publicity.

In PR, we call it "Negative Publicity".

And as a businessman, he knows that Negative Publicity sells a product, company and even a person faster than Positive Publicity.

That is why everyone would be quick to click a story that reads "Tiwa Savage Walks Butt-Naked On The Streets Of Lagos" even when the story is not true.

Negative Publicity.

That Erisco man needs to be investigated.

You only try so hard to prove a point when there is a skeleton in ur cupboard.

How can I make payments?

85% of youths, students and school leavers failed the 2024 JAMB Exam.

Now Directors don fail Permanent Secretary Exam.

Why am I not surprised?

This is a sign that Nigeria is a Failure.

Even Tinubu has failed in his 1 year as President of Nigeria.

NaijaCrusader:
Nigeria is how it is today because there is no culture of protest and resistance from its citizens, people don't stand up to the government when they make unpopular laws and practice glaring corruption the military really set Nigeria backwards by decades.
Now few people like Aisha and Sowore who try to take a stand against unpopular laws are being attacked by ignorant people and paid APC online miscreants.
Go to Kenya,their people protested only because their power authorities took electricity for an hour,here the will take it for a week and nothing will happen. The people of Sudan ousted their former president because he removed subsidy from bread thereby increasing the cost of bread here the will remove fuel subsidy, electricity subsidy etc and nothing will still happen. They will pay a few people 40k and they will come online to attack patriots like Aisha such a shame!

Well let me take you down memory lane.

The last time there was a Nationwide protest where Youths of Nigeria came out in mass to face the government and demand for good governance was during the #EndSars in 2020.

Top Celebrities, Top Activists, Youths both unemployed and employed all came out to demand for good governance.

Well, we all know how it ended on the 20th of October, 2020 at the Lekki Toll- Gate in Lagos owned by your now President.

Lights where put off and the Military who took an oath to protect the lives of citizens were ordered to pull the trigger and kill innocent peaceful citizens of Nigeria that night.

So many innocent lives were lost that night.

The Military was killing them and throwing their bodies into the lagoon and were also throwing some into the Military van to go and exume.

The instruction was "LEAVE NO TRACES".

Because of this DJ Switch is still in hiding till date for having the courage to video cover the sad event that night and share on Social media.

But hey, your military came out to say the video coverage was Photoshop😂

You forget so easily.

So many families right now have not still recovered from the incident because their family members were among the victims.

All fingers pointed at your now President.

But hey, some still went ahead to bring him into power.

But hey, we would pretend like all that never happened and go with the popular opinions of yours that Nigerians do not stand up to the government.

This is funny 😂

I like this woman.

This is how this government is meant to be insulted and ignored.

Of all the 99 problems this present Government of Nigeria has brought, it's changing the National Anthem that was his major priority.

Good riddance.

Who will help me wash my Geepee Tanks?

You will enter inside the Tank up there to pack whatever is inside.

Don't worry, u will not fall down

flyinnizam:
it's being long I wash my tank so I decided to climb the scaffold to observe the condition of the inside of my tank and saw a lot of sand probably from the borehole so I decided to pack the sand and wash everywhere. Make una dey try wash una own once once

Do u drink your Tank water direct?

The mistake I made was putting my business on Nairaland.

Believing that I could do business on Nairaland, sell my goods and services on Nairaland, and thrive.

I was wrong.

The Nairaland Moderators do not want you to thrive in business.

They secretly hate when you make sales or make money on their platform and will do everything in their power to make sure you do not thrive in the business you put on their Forum.

I wish I knew this truth earlier and marketed my business on other platforms other than Nairaland.

SisterAnn:
Ok

Lol
Thank you Tinubu.

Thank you Tinubu for subsidizing everything with N90 Billion.

Please when you wake up from your slumber, remember to subsidize the price of food and gas.

Things are cheap in Kaduna.

In Lagos here,

I bought a bag of pure water on Monday night for 400 Naira.

That same night, I bought a loaf of bread for 1,100 Naira.

But they usually sell the big loaf for 1,400 Naira.

Nigeria is working.

Thank you Tinubu for making the necessity to now become Luxury.

Please how can I move to USA?

Thank you EFCC

I stole your mandate and you did not arrest me.

Thank you so much

I love you.