I saw this and found it hilarious but outrageous, thought I should share….
N.B: It's quite lengthy but interesting. Enjoy...

I fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until i made
my
intention known to her father & being a
Lawyer, here is what he gave me:

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND
WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry
your
daughter Miss____________. I am _____
years
old. Please answer the following
questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is
NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and
don’t
look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then
continue…
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
_______
_________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you
can give respect to your father in- law
and
mother in-law.
_______________________________________
______
__________________________
_______________________________________
______
__________________________
_________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says “Honey, I need
money
for my hair at the saloon”, what would be
your
answer ?
________________ _____ _____________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________________________________
______
_______________________________________
______
________________________________
5. What does the term ‘good husband’
mean
to
you? __________________________________
___________ ___________________________
__________
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
_______________________
__________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?
______________________
__
If the time of their marriage is less than
your
age, Explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
_______________________________
_______________________________________
____________
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME
EARLY” As used by women (100 words)
_______________________________________
_________________________________ _____
________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man to sleep outside his house.
____________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
__________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think
is the
owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_______________________________________
__
Answer the following
with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART – BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
_____
_________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your
dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
_________
_____________________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor ___
_________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below
which will be put in the newspaper to
check if
you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be processed soon.
You
will be acknowledged only if you emerge
successful.
As you are waiting, Please keep fasting
and
praying! Don’t visit me unless you have a
confession to make or an expensive Gift
for
me!
Don’t contact my daughter! If you do, you
will
be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask
you-
more questions
Postal Address:
_________________________
_____ ____
Email: _________________________________
_
Phone: ______________________________
Home:_________________________________
_
Facebook:
______________________________

Dear Nairalanders,
If u were the guy, will you fill the form or not? OR will you be like the Artiste MAGIC with his song "Rude"?

I will fill it
infact let me fill it now.....be right back

that kind of father must have been a social studies teacher back in the day

Lol, its inside that same house that a truck pusher will come and impregnant the daughter

Funny indeed, the questions are more complex than toefl. question 2 got me cracking.....

I guess 75% of guys will remain bachelors if this kinda marriage app form requirements are made compulsory either traditionally or legally before marriage. *smiles...