Aderola15:

lol@gbanjo

Naso


Re u d one in d middle of thy dp or?

Aderola15:
fartkay, are you sure you love your sister you want her to marry a man that doesn't know his own age or he's a liar. He was 32 August 10,2016 oooo

Aderola, thanks jare.

Se me get sis to offer for "gbanjo" ni.
Me just wan confirm something dat is if he is willin to divulge info. Datz y i type "size up"

Voice call is key for me. In fact ma bae will Neva reply u on social media, she is an advocate of constant voice call

Agroproducts:
I am 35yrs old, tall, slim, chocolate in complexion.
As a man I am very well endowed down there and knows how to last long in bed.
I need a beautiful lady from any any tribe between the age of 30-45yrs for a serious relationship that would lead to marriage.
Whatsapp me on zero seven zero three nine seven six five four three four.

.



Can refer u to one bo I need to size u up 1st b4 I can trust ma sis into ur care

Op.
Learn how to grind

KingCheezyPuff:
I just ate a bunch of candy and I'm still filling the effects of the sugar
...
my stomach kinda hurts
...
Oh wait.?? I'm off topic

U c ur l i f e

While in secondary school days

You have been having crush on this girl right from the beginning or mid of the term but you are yet to sum up courage. during your holiday break, you sum up the courage after reading all the love lines n poem only to find out in the day of resumption she has change school or relocate somewhere else.

Pls how do you feel, if any or how will you feel.

NevetsIbot:
lol.... Try and guess her name abeg. If you're correct, I know where to find you.

Her first name start wit F end wit E n her surname start wit M end wit W

Bro, e for good make I sabi dat bae make e no b d gal wey me leave(ma ex)
Cos wetin u narrate up there is exactly what she does every time

I try to tolerate her, caution her sometimes, in fact we barely know each oda for 2 weeks she don de do as if we don spend 2 years together, too fast forward n wen u try to step her down it becomes an insult on her part,

Good morning fellow brethren, welcome to church without barrier.

What's is your own view




In the early church, women are only seen behind in the congregation but now they as well take the mantle of leadership, being the founder of this, overseer of that as against the doctrine of the then.

According to 1timotty 2 vs 11-12
¹¹Let a woman learn in silence with all submission.
¹²and I do not permit a woman to teach or have authority over man but to be in silence.

Gbamileti kin dolowo.

In crazy culture's voice

Use ur gf pvssy excretion to rob face. Lobaton.




Thank me later.

Smileprince:


Guy I can't argue with you. You talk Base on your experience, same with me.

A lady is at the peak of their cycle ten days into the cycle. When it's very close to the end of the cycle they can no longer be that sharp in getting pregnant again. So you and I had our experiences at different times of a ladies cycle.

What you claim you do I do it always and nothing happens. Some ladies understand when to have safe sex. Even though it's raw it's still safe.

I can assure you that even with protection when having it on unsafe period she might get pregnant.

And please note she went to check at the hospital and it was confirmed.

Why are nairaland girls not defending me na, have I offended the gods?

U offend god ke.

Bro me understand you
Well well

Smileprince:


Bro it really happened, I was unclad and I insisted she's only on panties. Are you saying it can't happen? Knowing well after long time of hardened body you'll have pre-cum. Wish is as powerful as normal cum.
And remember that ladies too have their apex period of the cycle where they're very sensitive to getting pregnant. Our ladies can testify.

It was later I learnt about the day of a lady cycle when she's very sensitive. And when she's very dormant(even though u pour from today to tomorrow she won't be pregnant)
Ask them they'll tell you. And not all ladies are educated to such.
I'll advise you guys to be careful

Nothing of such happens, u ve just been scammed.

I engaged ma bae by rubbing my d!ck on her punny n dat was it only for her to tell me that she has take in just about a week because dea is no sign of her menstarting. I remain cool n calm after another 2 weeks she den observe her period.


Lesson
If a lady is a day or two to her mensuration n u had fun play with her.that sensation triggers a certain hormones which is capable of delaying her period till further notice.

So my Broda don't be scammed next time,

I do go to female talk shows, seminars, etc cos I know my future wife might not get all d ideas

Its because they have something in common with shark called squalene

Vaginas and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.

Don't no why all those at EFCC, DSS and the likes custody are always ill when questioned on the manner at which yam was eaten but go as far as securing doctors report to prove they are fit just to get federel appointment that seems to be more time taken, tidious, sometimes worrisome but just to sit and confess seems to be difficult for them and hazardous to their health.

Girl it seems i like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"

Girl it seem u like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"

Cos she is just different n priceless

I got 1k as well. But can't call out.ve gat no airtime on ma main bal.

Smellymouth:
When you see Dominique and mynd44 viewing a thread :::



When you mistakenly enter the Ethnic, Racial, Or Sectarian Politics section ::



The way you act when your thread Hits the FP::



Lalasticlala when he sees a Snake thread::

[img]http:///media/6-06-2015/4rMAzr.gif[/img]

How Mynd44 clears tribal bigotry threads :::



When you see guys like SAINTSAMURAII screaming --"Team foreign girls" (anyways, Contonou na foreign sha)




When you get banned right immediately after you space book for FTC and the thread hits FP, you be like::





God bless Seun Osewa for giving us Nairaland

[img]http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/NWZK-HoDTVJmJY5peLTWj5PMWfg=/fit-in/1024x1024/2015/06/10/721/n/1922283/3f2c417ac386a6fc_giphy-1/i/toast-Tyrion-Lannister-best-ally-Seven-Kingdoms.gif[/img]

Me de always gbadun ur moving images on ur comments,

Wea n how u de get dem

agrovick:

Na that nabbing gan gan dey worry me, just go with instinct jare

Thanks bro. Appreciate

agrovick:

Sounds interesting but the idea seems scary to me.
Where are all these Romancelander ladies that are always forming the ideal proposal, your help is needed.

If d police nab me d reverse is the case.
Dats y me no wan consider am atal

agrovick:

Not romantic enough?

Neva said that.
Just wondering myself doing that.




Thinking of using a kidnapping act. Me show off as d kingpin while she remain blindfolded, I will go down my knee n den the blind is removed n there it goes ( d proposal),


Thinking out loud sha

agrovick:

Not romantic enough?

Neva said that.
Just wondering myself doing that.




Thinking of using a kidnapping act. Me show off as d kingpin while she remain blindfolded, I will go down my knee n den the blind is removed n there it goes ( d proposal),


Thinking out loud she.