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Romance › Tell Us How You Feel by fartkay(op): 12:50am On Aug 15, 2016
While in secondary school days

You have been having crush on this girl right from the beginning or mid of the term but you are yet to sum up courage. during your holiday break, you sum up the courage after reading all the love lines n poem only to find out in the day of resumption she has change school or relocate somewhere else.

Pls how do you feel, if any or how will you feel.
Romance › Re: When A Girl Believes She's Too Smart For Anyguy To Hold Down. by fartkay(m): 12:12am On Aug 15, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol.... Try and guess her name abeg. If you're correct, I know where to find you.
Her first name start wit F end wit E n her surname start wit M end wit W
Romance › Re: When A Girl Believes She's Too Smart For Anyguy To Hold Down. by fartkay(m): 11:03pm On Aug 14, 2016
Bro, e for good make I sabi dat bae make e no b d gal wey me leave(ma ex)
Cos wetin u narrate up there is exactly what she does every time

I try to tolerate her, caution her sometimes, in fact we barely know each oda for 2 weeks she don de do as if we don spend 2 years together, too fast forward n wen u try to step her down it becomes an insult on her part,
Christianity Etc › Your Take On Women Taking The Role Of A GENERAL OVERSEER Or Heading Churches. by fartkay(op): 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2016
Good morning fellow brethren, welcome to church without barrier.

What's is your own view




In the early church, women are only seen behind in the congregation but now they as well take the mantle of leadership, being the founder of this, overseer of that as against the doctrine of the then.

According to 1timotty 2 vs 11-12
¹¹Let a woman learn in silence with all submission.
¹²and I do not permit a woman to teach or have authority over man but to be in silence.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Like This....(crying)what A Slap by fartkay(m): 11:24am On Aug 07, 2016
Gbamileti kin dolowo.

In crazy culture's voice
Romance › Re: Please What Can I use to cure the Pimples On My Face? by fartkay(m): 12:36pm On Aug 01, 2016
Use ur gf pvssy excretion to rob face. Lobaton.




Thank me later.
Romance › Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by fartkay(m): 10:30pm On Jul 17, 2016
Smileprince:
Guy I can't argue with you. You talk Base on your experience, same with me.

A lady is at the peak of their cycle ten days into the cycle. When it's very close to the end of the cycle they can no longer be that sharp in getting pregnant again. So you and I had our experiences at different times of a ladies cycle.

What you claim you do I do it always and nothing happens. Some ladies understand when to have safe sex. Even though it's raw it's still safe.

I can assure you that even with protection when having it on unsafe period she might get pregnant.

And please note she went to check at the hospital and it was confirmed.

Why are nairaland girls not defending me na, have I offended the gods? sad
U offend god ke.

Bro me understand you
Well well
Romance › Re: Must Read : Three Silly Things Men Do During Sex That Lead To Pregnancy by fartkay(m): 9:35pm On Jul 17, 2016
Smileprince:
Bro it really happened, I was unclad and I insisted she's only on panties. Are you saying it can't happen? Knowing well after long time of hardened body you'll have pre-cum. Wish is as powerful as normal cum.
And remember that ladies too have their apex period of the cycle where they're very sensitive to getting pregnant. Our ladies can testify.

It was later I learnt about the day of a lady cycle when she's very sensitive. And when she's very dormant(even though u pour from today to tomorrow she won't be pregnant)
Ask them they'll tell you. And not all ladies are educated to such.
I'll advise you guys to be careful
Nothing of such happens, u ve just been scammed.

I engaged ma bae by rubbing my d!ck on her punny n dat was it only for her to tell me that she has take in just about a week because dea is no sign of her menstarting. I remain cool n calm after another 2 weeks she den observe her period.


Lesson
If a lady is a day or two to her mensuration n u had fun play with her.that sensation triggers a certain hormones which is capable of delaying her period till further notice.

So my Broda don't be scammed next time,

I do go to female talk shows, seminars, etc cos I know my future wife might not get all d ideas
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have Fish Brains? by fartkay(m): 10:11am On Jul 17, 2016
Its because they have something in common with shark called squalene

Vaginas and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural vaginal lubricant.
Politics › Re: Okupe To EFCC: I’ve Heart Problem, Please Don’t Detain Me by fartkay(m): 9:38am On Jul 17, 2016
Don't no why all those at EFCC, DSS and the likes custody are always ill when questioned on the manner at which yam was eaten but go as far as securing doctors report to prove they are fit just to get federel appointment that seems to be more time taken, tidious, sometimes worrisome but just to sit and confess seems to be difficult for them and hazardous to their health.
Romance › Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by fartkay(m): 11:29pm On Jul 13, 2016
Girl it seems i like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"
Romance › Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by fartkay(m): 11:29pm On Jul 13, 2016
Girl it seem u like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"
Romance › Re: What Makes Your Gf/bf Stands Out From Everyone Else by fartkay(m): 8:32pm On Jul 09, 2016
Cos she is just different n priceless
Romance › Re: 4 EXPLOSIVE Positions That Will Completely Change Your Sex Life by fartkay(m): 5:05pm On Jun 22, 2016
Phones › Re: I Dialed This *559*40# On My Mtn Line And Got This. by fartkay(m): 10:42am On Jun 19, 2016
I got 1k as well. But can't call out.ve gat no airtime on ma main bal.

Jokes Etc › Re: 8 Pictures Every Nairalander Can Relate To by fartkay(m): 5:52pm On Jun 18, 2016
Smellymouth:
When you see Dominique and mynd44 viewing a thread :::

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sinking.gif

When you mistakenly enter the Ethnic, Racial, Or Sectarian Politics section ::

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nvrmnd.gif

The way you act when your thread Hits the FP::

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/yes/dwight_yes.gif

Lalasticlala when he sees a Snake thread::

[img]http:///media/6-06-2015/4rMAzr.gif[/img]

How Mynd44 clears tribal bigotry threads :::

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/writer.gif

When you see guys like SAINTSAMURAII screaming --"Team foreign girls" (anyways, Contonou na foreign sha)

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/lol1.gif


When you get banned right immediately after you space book for FTC and the thread hits FP, you be like::


https://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzEzL2E4L3NtYXNoZWRjb21wLjVkMzdhLmdpZgpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/46976450/cf5/smashed-computer.gif



God bless Seun Osewa for giving us Nairaland grin

[img]http://media3.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/NWZK-HoDTVJmJY5peLTWj5PMWfg=/fit-in/1024x1024/2015/06/10/721/n/1922283/3f2c417ac386a6fc_giphy-1/i/toast-Tyrion-Lannister-best-ally-Seven-Kingdoms.gif[/img]
Me de always gbadun ur moving images on ur comments,

Wea n how u de get dem
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 9:41pm On Jun 17, 2016
agrovick:
Na that nabbing gan gan dey worry me, just go with instinct jare
Thanks bro. Appreciate
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 7:05pm On Jun 17, 2016
agrovick:
Sounds interesting but the idea seems scary to me.
Where are all these Romancelander ladies that are always forming the ideal proposal, your help is needed.
If d police nab me d reverse is the case.
Dats y me no wan consider am atal
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 4:47pm On Jun 17, 2016
agrovick:
Not romantic enough?
Neva said that.
Just wondering myself doing that.




Thinking of using a kidnapping act. Me show off as d kingpin while she remain blindfolded, I will go down my knee n den the blind is removed n there it goes ( d proposal),


Thinking out loud sha
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 4:47pm On Jun 17, 2016
agrovick:
Not romantic enough?
Neva said that.
Just wondering myself doing that.




Thinking of using a kidnapping act. Me show off as d kingpin while she remain blindfolded, I will go down my knee n den the blind is removed n there it goes ( d proposal),


Thinking out loud she.
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 4:13pm On Jun 17, 2016
agrovick:
Throw the ring up and say ehss! Catch grin
Hmmmmm
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 3:59pm On Jun 17, 2016
More pls nlanders
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 3:16pm On Jun 17, 2016
sexymoma:
Proposal as in... you wanna write a proposal to her coy angry huh
or now i get....
ok do you know her favourite RnB, Or blues
then you go get someone who knows how to sing and play a guiter
tell the person bout your plans... Then you'll pay her a surpise visit with the guiter man
Let it be on a Friday afternoon.. around 3 or 4pm sha...
the rest go be story
Thanks a lot dear.
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 3:00pm On Jun 17, 2016
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Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 12:13pm On Jun 17, 2016
Romance › Re: Idea on Proposal Needed Pls, No Bashing by fartkay(op): 12:05pm On Jun 17, 2016
Estharfabian:
If you need something, go get it!




Go get you Cinderella, Prince Charming! wink

Thanks


I ve her already ( not bragging) but how romantic can I put up the act, I need lines of action.

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