₦airaland Forum

nicky4lif: . Then be ready for ur burial,cos that is the only thing that can make me cut a man's dick.so if u really love ur life,u better do away with it.

KINGwax: Well, where should is start? I'm still and will alwys be a jealous lover, i'm so caring it becomes so difficult for my girlfriends to leave. But i'm a very good cheat. I've never been faithful. But no matter how many girls i have as assistant girlfriends, i never degraded my main girl for once. Not to d extent of doing it to her face. Infact, i don't keep her assistants messages on phone. They knw i cheat though, cos i used to tell them. And in counting scores, i think i'm on d verge of disvirgining d 6th girl in my life. I aint proud abt it but won't stop.

blackbalang: Dear Mynd plz if u don't want me to put bomb inside ur boxers, kindly tell d chic u r taken (4 dis wik). She shd use her extra large p***y n try next wik

kutchs: When she doesnt understand my need to be alone. Relationship doesn‘t mean owning, once my gal starts getting too intrusive not allowing me my privacy, i show her my heels.

Yield: When/where did you see my picture??

9jafetish: Ever since i have dumped my stupid juju making degrading bf, i have been having trouble with getting other guys. Every guy i meet always walks away from me without asking for my number, and i have never had this problem in my life before,also i have been falling in love with ppl who wouldn't date me like my cousin, men 10 years older than me ,and men who already have a wife and kids.How i think this is connected to my ex is that strangely i am always bumping into him whenever i am sad or lonely.

Also my ex has told me he has done juju b4 on many ppl.

should i call the cops on him, confront him, or tell my pastor that my bf has cursed me.

Orikinla: YOUR BODY BELONGS TO YOUR EX
WHILE YOUR HEART BELONGS TO YOUR CURRENT BF.

YES, YOUR EX DEFLOWERED YOU.
FIRST CUT MAY BE THE SHARPEST, BUT IT IS NOT THE DEEPEST OR THE SWEETEST.
THE LAST CUT IS ALWAYS THE DEEPEST.

MY ADVICE WORKS 100% AND THIS IS IT.
GIVE YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND SEX AS YOU HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOUR EX.
IF YOUR BF CANNOT PERFORM VERY WELL LIKE YOUR EX, THEN YOU HAVE TO HELP HIM WITH THE FOLLOWING RECIPE.
LET HIM EAT THE FOLLOWING TWO TO FOUR HOURS BEFORE SEX.

2 BANANAS
2 MEDIUM SIZE CARROTS
20 ROASTED "EPA" GROUNDNUTS (NOT SHOPRITE IMPORTED PEANUTS)
20 SEEDS OF DRY ALIGATOR PEPPER.

I GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL NEVER SUCCUMB TO YOUR EX AGAIN.

engineerd: Based on what Faith without works?

houstonia: I Love My GirlFriend So Damn Much, Cos She's A Good Girl, But I Think She is Tired Of Me

dear nairalanders, I'm a young handsome man, am 24 years of age and a student of Niger Delta University BY. In my 2nd semester 100 level I fell in love with this very very good charactered 200 level girl. We had fun together, and I even deflowered her myself.(Now in 200, she 300) She also loved me back but currently we both seem to be having quarrels about me feeling too insecure which I seriously doubt that I'm, and most importantly, she always loved to stay in the house with just bikinis when I first met her, which as an African man I could tolerate when its just the two of us.This days, she does it even in front of every other person(guy). And she now uses statements like "I blame myself for letting you into my life" "its me who agreed to date you" Please this issue is ruining my relationship. I need your advice please.

From my location, you are still the good guy and the universe is on your side. The solution to your problem is simple!!
1: Don't break up with her, fight her or act silly.
2: Work on yourself, build a strong academic and financial record.
3: Get busy with other activities and spend less and less of your time, crying over a girl that is slipping fast.

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4: Try to let her realize for herself, that you are 'better' than whatever 'new-soul' she might have found.

DON'T fight a girl- over such things. Be gentle and always remember, you are still in school. The UNIVERSE is on your side!!!
I promise you, she will one day, look back(at you) and say, (what the $%$^$ did i do)?

Nadoson: Buy her sanitary pad & female condom

ezeiloemeka1986: Am in luv with a girl from cross rivers state and with what i have noticed the lady loves me in return.But lately,i found that she feels very jealous whenever she sees any girl around me even whenever i try to explain who the girl is she says that i have something to do with them. Pls i want nairalanders to advise me on what to do because i love this girl and i dont want to lose her.

matrix789: what happens if she dies?
you are a suspect according to police?
you are a ritualist according to her people.
please what you will suffer will be much.
just go and marry and forget this co-habiting stuff

candieangel12: Well me n my ex broke up early this year after dating 4 1yr. Me n my current bf started dating 2weeks ago. Yesterday night my ex came over 2 my apartment 2 hang out n just gist, before he left we ended up being intimate. I feel so horrible about the act. Everytime me n my ex r 2geda we end up being intimate with each other eventho we have been broken up for about 6months now. I thought me being in a new relationship wud keep me n my ex from being intimate but as you can see it didn't work. We didn't have interrcourse this time but we did other things... I know I commited an atrocity and I know that I have to tell my bf and probably break up wit him because I dont deserve his love but how do I tell him I cheated n end our relationship. I feel so damn guilty n terrible. Pls dont judge me, I have been judgin myself since this happened n I feel like an a.s.s. My ex is the first guy I've had womanly sex with and this is the first time I've cheated on any guy b4. I made a horrible mistake and now I dont know how to tell my bf and break up wit him