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 Romance › Re: She Has All Wife Qualities Except: by Fasterboy: 9:17pm On May 13, 2011 |
Na so na, humanbain no perfect at alllll. Dat Otepu sef go don dey prepare im mind 2 ignore 1 terible side of u bt u no go knw (mindful of hw reticent girlz can be.) ur own even better! Wat of mine weh deh pee 4 bed? Warned her many tymz bt her fat ass can't jst stp drenchin my soft sheet yet i stil luv'am. Watin u wan talk? |
| Romance › Re: She Has All Wife Qualities Except: by Fasterboy: 9:04pm On May 13, 2011 |
tiniyata:how? |
| Politics › Re: If Only All The Tired Brains Could Also Step Aside by Fasterboy(op): 10:15am On May 08, 2011 |
If dividing this country will make us see peace why saying no  Hmm why? Am jst sick of dis so-called giant. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Woman by Fasterboy: 11:40am On May 07, 2011 |
Such a beautiful nonsense |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sharp Woman by Fasterboy: 11:39am On May 07, 2011 |
Such a beautiful nonsense |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Vibrator by Fasterboy: 9:06am On May 07, 2011 |
Joke intended? U need cold water. |
| Politics › If Only All The Tired Brains Could Also Step Aside by Fasterboy(op): 11:04pm On May 06, 2011 |
Yes! We are nt actually in any position to fix the future bt with the present we've seen, we can at least anticipate the future yet to come. Take for instance GEJ decides to exhaust his constitutional right by running for 2nd term in 2015 which anybody can hardly resist and eventually honour his promise to the SE who will take the sail by another 8yrs from 2019. What do u think will be the fate of dis impatient abokis? From all posibles tendencies, dis 50yrs old drama will end pretty soon and everybody will abandon the stage. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Make Una See Dis Gbanjo Husband O by Fasterboy(op): 8:00am On Apr 02, 2011 |
1st April gone, u aren't a fool any more. Congrats!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Make Una See Dis Gbanjo Husband O by Fasterboy(op): 1:34pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Omor! Na April fool be dis. Ewelehhh |
| Jokes Etc › Make Una See Dis Gbanjo Husband O by Fasterboy(op): 11:44am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Too many fools in April. Mchwue |
| Literature › Re: What Would You Have Done? by Fasterboy(op): 7:58pm On Mar 30, 2011 |
Shoo, Na so una go take represent us for AU and Ecowas? I tire o |
| Literature › Re: What Would You Have Done? by Fasterboy(op): 4:28pm On Mar 30, 2011 |
Come on guyz! Shebi 9ja na for all of us. We never know where the change go take start. Say ur mind today. It may count 2morow. |
| Literature › What Would You Have Done? by Fasterboy(op): 1:39pm On Mar 30, 2011 |
Suppose you are asked to write a short suggestion towards credible election in this country. Or assuming it was your dream to battle these vampires that are beseting our economy and to your surprise this dream came through. Or let's say, nature smiles at you with massive power like in the case of Samson to rescue the oppressed. How would you revamp this country? Let's hear something new about your latent ideas. Perharps you could be that messiah we are looking for. |
| Phones › One Gud Thing Abt Glo by Fasterboy(op): 9:52am On Mar 10, 2011 |
Good morning to u all. Pls I would luv to knw the share and sell code for glo network. It'll help me to recharge my old-woman's fon in the village. Anybody that knw the code kindly post it here. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Young People In Old Bodies by Fasterboy(op): 1:36pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
Post ur comment people! I've got a mountain size-of-jokes to off load here. |
| Jokes Etc › Young People In Old Bodies by Fasterboy(op): 1:07pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
"what do u expect from an assemble of old people" an old teacher had asked because he needed to back up his claim that old age is the apex of wisdom. "smoke of hot fart and testmonies of good and bad old days" the 1st student replied. "silly blat" the teacher slurred, scratching his baldhead. "my friend is right because wisdom must have gone on strike just like those hairs" the 2nd student added, pointing at the teacher's sweating baldhead. |
| Jokes Etc › Na Tru? by Fasterboy(op): 1:03pm On Nov 01, 2010 |
Make una tel me abeg o! Na tru say obasanjo hail 4rm anambra? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Notice To Employees by Fasterboy: 11:08am On Nov 01, 2010 |
Great joke man! No hide out again |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Seven Dangers of Coke and Pepsi (soft drinks) by Fasterboy: 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
don't crucify the poster. he did a great job. while we are all trying to be happy here, u never can tell how many people this information can caution to check their addiction. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Would U Do? by Fasterboy(op): 5:32pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
we are waiting to hear 4rm the ladies. what would u do if u were the wifee? protest, smile or what? |
| Jokes Etc › What Would U Do? by Fasterboy(op): 5:03pm On Jun 28, 2010 |
A man lied reading his novel beside his wife on the bed ignoring all the silent come on from the wife. At a point, he paused and dug his finger into his wife’s kpakobi. She smiled and asked ‘do u want sex?’ ‘No just to wet my finger so I can turn to the next page’ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Pope's Camera by Fasterboy: 6:24pm On May 17, 2010 |
u shouldn't have used "the pope" man! and 4 dat, i therefore sentence u to 2yrs off nairaland forum. ar-ar! pray dat i don't catch u here again.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jo Ooooooooo! by Fasterboy: 11:52am On May 06, 2010 |
i support, not funny. ma, n u no dey try o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When Women Were Ladies by Fasterboy(op): 6:02pm On May 03, 2010 |
na so! under 16 4ever. thank God 4 make up articles . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Found A Mumu On Facebook by Fasterboy: 1:32pm On Apr 28, 2010 |
shut this thread. i no fit start my view with d wrong thread |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Day by Fasterboy: 6:57pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
that prison has a greedy dept. |
| Romance › Re: Oh men! by Fasterboy: 6:48pm On Apr 27, 2010 |
i no gbadu dis thread. end it |
