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Politics / Re: Hisbah Demolishes Beer Parlours In Kaduna, Destroys Crates Of Drinks (Photos) by Fatban(m): 8:42am On Nov 10, 2020
But they enjoy the sharing of the revenue generated from its sale by other states ....hypocrites. FG sef mumu.
Religion / When Baba God Says Ko Jor To Ur Enemies by Fatban(m): 10:03pm On Sep 18, 2016
Health / Re: Woman Welcomes A Set Of Triplets After 5 Years Of Marriage (photos) by Fatban(m): 12:06am On Jun 07, 2016
This is the kind of miracle a lady needs after the obvious possibility of receiving crates/bags of insults from inlaws..... #ojutitiwon

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Celebrities / Re: Shina Peller Gives Back To Society (photos) by Fatban(m): 11:55pm On Jun 06, 2016
O funmi Koto ole,Ko funmi rara ahum .Him try
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Says Those Describing President Buhari As Being Ill Are Wrong by Fatban(m): 11:50pm On Jun 06, 2016
Ati ri yin......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Sacks Louis Van Gaal ? by Fatban(m): 12:19pm On May 23, 2016
valencia25:
He only signed 2years contract and it has just expired. They didn't sack him, his contract wasn't renewed, the OP should change the topic to 'Manutd Failed To Renew LVG Contract'.

Jose mourinho to be announced tomorrow, watch this space.

A new Era has just begun and we can safely assume that Arsenal has lost 6 points already next season. cool
he was given 3yrs contract.

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Education / Re: I Feel Bad About My Jamb Score by Fatban(m): 10:28am On Mar 02, 2016
[quote author=Fedric post=43398284]i wrote my jamb 29th, i was so disappointed in my self. i never knew i could score as low as 188 out of 400 marks. i feel bad and disappointed in my self. i have loved to study optometry,

what can i study with this low mark?

which university will welcome me?

gasp; despirited[/quote.Go print ur slip first,a friend got 168 on Monday but when he did the print out this morning,he got 208. Try ur luck....
Religion / Prophets Of DOOM Aka.alfa Ina. by Fatban(m): 7:42am On Dec 30, 2015
Prophet TB Joshua is well known prophet,we have seen his prophesies of plane crashes,wars and destructions to mention a few,come to pass.Majority including myself have labeled him to be a FAKE and a prophet of DOOM(that he should have prayed to avert such incidents)
On the contrary,many prophets/pastors' prophecies (2015) never came to pass;

Pastor Chris Okafor (liberty church)prophesied "Politicans/ministers plane crash before general election".

Apostle Suleimon prophesied "Long ASUU strike that will shake the system".

Primate Elijah Ayodele prophesied "Plane crash in abuja/lagos/kano".

Prophet IGINLA (Abuja) prophesied "Great violence and deaths the night the winner of presidential election will be pronounced by INEC".
All the above and many more prophecies never came to the limelight.therefore,many tagged them also as false prophets hungry for attention.
WHAT MAKES ONE A GOOD/REAL PROPHET? should they all just shut up and keep their prophecies to themselves? Or they should always reveal only GOOD prophecies like Baba Adeboye,kumuyi,oyedepo and the rest.
Religion / Prophecies And Nigerians Expectations by Fatban(m): 6:48pm On Dec 29, 2015
Prophet TB Joshua is well known prophet,we have seen his prophesies of plane crashes,wars and destructions to mention a few,come to pass.Majority including myself have labeled him to be a FAKE and a prophet of DOOM(that he should have prayed to avert such incidents)
On the contrary,many prophets/pastors' prophecies (2015) never came to pass;

Pastor Chris Okafor (liberty church)prophesied "Politicans/ministers plane crash before general election".

Apostle Suleimon prophesied "Long ASUU strike that will shake the system".

Primate Elijah Ayodele prophesied "Plane crash in abuja/lagos/kano".

Prophet IGINLA (Abuja) prophesied "Great violence and deaths the night the winner of presidential election will be pronounced by INEC".
All the above and many more prophecies never came to the limelight.therefore,many tagged them also as false prophets hungry for attention.
WHAT MAKES ONE A GOOD/REAL PROPHET? or should they all just shut up and keep their prophecies to themselves?
Politics / Re: Jonathan May Concede Defeat Soon - Punch by Fatban(m): 6:30pm On Mar 31, 2015
What is the meaning of 'may concede defeat'? I no undastand dat one o #saibabadpresido

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Politics / Re: True Democracy Or Majority? by Fatban(m): 6:27pm On Mar 31, 2015
Both#saibaba
Politics / Re: Photos: Moment Buhari Received Congratulatory Call From Jonathan by Fatban(m): 6:26pm On Mar 31, 2015
I've done my part by voting him in,let him do his part by making Nigeria a better place.#saibaba
Politics / Re: Picture Of Gov. Rotimi Amaechi Of Rivers State Rocking Agbada by Fatban(m): 6:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
Agbada............dat is nt our Fila sha o.anyways,e fit u.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Sidelines Omokri, Appoints Asika Asnew Social Media Strategist by Fatban(m): 6:46pm On Feb 17, 2015
If dem like make dem appoint Tools of beat fm.i still rep CHANGE
Politics / Re: Funny __ Jonathan Distributing A Bag Of Rice And A Tuber Of Yam-- by Fatban(m): 6:41pm On Feb 17, 2015
How many dey wan distribute.their just emptying deir store house because dey wan comot for office come march and Dem no want make d rice and yams spoil.Doyin okupe is my witness. cool
Politics / Re: US Won't Help Fight Boko Haram Until Nigeria Accepts Homosexuals & Birth Control by Fatban(m): 6:38pm On Feb 17, 2015
D luck wey dey get be sey,I dey on fasting I no fit swear for person. I for talk sey God purnish deir papa.
Romance / Re: Never Get Married Unless You've Learned These 4 Critical Skills by Fatban(m): 6:31pm On Feb 17, 2015
Abami eda wo lo post dis tin, see as u just use ur concluding question to spoil all ur hard works.mtcheeeeew
Romance / Re: 10 Lies Women Tell Their Men by Fatban(m): 6:23pm On Feb 17, 2015
We don give dem permission to lie as dem like cos dey no fit lie reach us. grin
Politics / Re: Son Drags Former President Obasanjo To Court For Sleeping With Wife by Fatban(m): 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2015
Egba mi o,sey na rape?? Abi na baba fault sey him handsome grin.make Una leave ebora of owu alone o.
Politics / Re: Bomb Drill Causes Panic At Sokoto Airport by Fatban(m): 6:09pm On Feb 17, 2015
Na mumu exercise be dat,y dem no wait till airport close?. God save dem sey hypertensive person no dey around,dey for speak English for court tired.
Politics / Re: Do Nigerians Need Change Or Continuity? by Fatban(m): 6:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
I tink sey na question u dey ask b4 o.i no knw sey u b one of dem.na al of na go run go exile wen buhari enter.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Sends Ministerial-nominees List To Senate by Fatban(m): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2015
I Neva for once hear sey senate reject any nominee name before,Na so all of Dem gud reach.#lipsealed.
Celebrities / Re: Meetthe Woman Withofficially The World’swidest Hips [8 Foot] by Fatban(m): 5:56pm On Feb 17, 2015
Orobo dey shake am.Na dis person dey give our bus conductors wahala
Politics / Re: Six PDP Members Defect To APC, LP by Fatban(m): 5:53pm On Feb 17, 2015
Na d kind post Wey I dey like read b dis.#joindwinningteam.vote CHANGE

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Celebrities / Re: Check Out Actress Iyabo Ojo's New Beautiful Photos by Fatban(m): 11:26am On Feb 14, 2015
It depends on your definition for the word Beautiful'.if I were u,I'll use 'FINE' grin
Politics / Re: Lagosians Mock Ambode And Agbaje,Dump Their Posters In Trash Can And Gutter(Pics by Fatban(m): 11:22am On Feb 14, 2015
Wat is political about trashing campaign posters littering d streets.#Keeplagosclean. Vote A+
Romance / Re: Val Tragedy Photos Couple Returning From Night Club Involved In Fatal Accident by Fatban(m): 11:12am On Feb 14, 2015
How are u so sure deir from club.... Wat if deir coming from church vigil?dnt judge by dressings cos some church permit indecency.
Romance / Re: Letter To My Unborn Child My Own Val by Fatban(m): 11:06am On Feb 14, 2015
If my unborn child no pray make a rich quick quick,him go mature for heaven b4 him go come dis earth
Romance / Re: Regular Sex Is ‘a Miracle Cure’, Say Doctors by Fatban(m): 10:36am On Feb 14, 2015
Sey b Dem talk b4 sey regular sex fit cause STROKE,now dis one dey talk anoda tin.#nobemeunagousedoexperiment.
Celebrities / Re: Downlaod Video: Tonto Dikeh Dancing Shoki In Her Apartment [downlaod Video] by Fatban(m): 10:17am On Feb 14, 2015
Make she sef come download me as I dey surf nairaland.mtcheeeeeeeeew.

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