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Wizklynd23:
I use to hear of stories during love making a lady will faint or accidentally die I never believed it until it happened with me.

My Experience :

It is was a horrible experience for me, the lady in question took a deep breath and immediately stop breathing and was motionless for a while , I was confused and my thoughts was she's death as I was naive and that is my first time experiencing such.
At the time this happened it was past 11pm, I shacked the lady several times in confusion in a bit for her to come back but all efforts prove abortive, the thoughts of her fainting didn't came as I was already shivering thinking she's death and what explanation could I give to the world.. What I see happening in Nigerian movies here it is happening with me. A lot of thoughts was racing through my mind few minutes later she came back with another long deep breath out, asking me what is happening bla bla I told her everything and how I thought she's death , she apologized telling me she's sorry that her heart used to cut bla bla when she's scared etc. I really got angry with her and demanded why didn't she tell me she had this problem long ago why should I discover it in such a way.

Early in the morning have to dismissed her and that is how we broke up..

My advice :

1. Ensure a Girl is not having any health related issues before she come over to your place

2. Dating a asthmatic patient ; ensure she comes over with her inhaler

3. Keep water constant in your room and other minor drugs or pain relievers .

So share your experience Guys.

Moderators help push this to front-page please

EFULEFU1:
The tree in your picture is very medicinal
Boost the immune system

LINTUNE:
say make I find ur trouble small..it's been a while

SaAyomikun:
I was scrolling through nairaland some days back, when I came across a post a guy made, where he said hookers wouldn't copulate without protection and the random girls we call our girlfriends could, at the minimal sight of cash.

I can remember an event some times back in school, during my days at a State University in the North Central...

Though I stayed on campus, I had a friend, Cyril, who had a nice apartment off-k. We were so close that I was his right hand man, managing his inflow and outflow of cash. He could hardly do a thing without me, so I spent the most of my time at his place.

Cyr was the biggest boy in class cos his parents were rich. He drank and loved to party. He was the gregarious type in direct contrast to me; an introvert. His parents were both engineers in a faraway state, Lagos; and that influenced greatly his salacious lifestyle .

He had been inviting girls (classy girls) over for weekends and he'd pay them off after the spree , each weekend. Cyr was a guy who would pay a lady as much as 70, 100, 150k per weekend. This guy would order girls from faraway states, just for the pleasure of sex.

Now there was this particular week (I think we were on semester break), I didn't know how he found this girl, but he invited her over. She was fair-skinned, very slim but endowed and spoke good English with a nice Hausa acsent.

That day, I got there quite late, so I don't know how she came. I did not also to bother asking her name. To me, she was elegantly dressed for that kind of job she came for.

When I entered, I just gave her a quick wave, sat at the decoder and began to tune station-to-station endlessly.

When it got to around 7 or 7:30 that day. I started hearing noises.
I thought it was the usual noise from their romp, until the altercation flew through to the heavens.

Suddenly, they both stormed out of the room, sweating furiously. My friend was just 'paraing' and stamping his feet around the parlour like a wounded ram.

When I beckoned on her to tell me what had transpired in the room, she alleged that Cyr wanted to have sex without protection. I was bedazzled. All my effort to profess calm in the room fell on their deaf ears. In what seemed like a flash, she pick up her hand bag and dashed out. Without a minute of thought, I followed. I caught up with her outside and pacified her to talk to me, as she made her way across the street to God-knows-where.

She asked if there was any cheap hotel she could lodge into for the night and I took her to a nearby motel; very close to our place.

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'The most shocking aspect, for me:'

When she had logged, she explained to me that she was based in Abuja. In fact, she flew down from Abuja and would also fly back. She also added that she finished from a business school in Egypt, and that her father is a Yoruba business man who married an Hausa. All the while she told her story, my moth was wide open in utter disbelief.

As I made my way home that night, a million thoughts rushed through my mind about what led her into that trade.

I got home that day and Cyr did not bother to talk about it. I didn't bother asking too. Till today, I still get surprised at the whole thing.

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Now imagine!! If a hooker like that wouldn't have sex for (let's say) 150 or 200k, imagine what the girls we call our girlfriends would do for ordinary 5k.

LINTUNE:
At least use fati2001 get hope na... ..*runs away*

webm:
I’m in my early 30s and I have stable income. Well enough to take care of a family but I can’t find a woman that matches my spec.

I feel the pressure to get married, mum is disturbing but apart from that I still feel the pressure inside of me to get married latest by next year.

Is it normal to feel the pressure that you need to get married as a man?

I have girlfriends actually but all doesn’t match up. They’re lacking in one thing or the other and I feel I have failed.

Married? How did you make the choice?

I’m living in my personal house and I drive a good car, makes it hard for any girl to refuse my advances and that has compounded my problem.

Mokason288:

ipobarethieves:
Hope u are working sha.There's nothing to rush into.Young man! U DNT need to advertise your Dating here,.Go work and watch dem swarm around u like flies

hurtlery:
I am male, 35. Not religious.
Looking for a lady above 30, preferably working, and who may be open to LDR.
I hope we can start out as friends and then see how it goes.
I'm mostly introvert, non-drinker, non-smoker, and mostly vegetarian.
I love to read philosophy, popular science. Also love to write.
You can send me a dm on nairaland, and we can talk by email for a while before deciding if this should go to phone calls, if we have common interests. I certainly won't be asking for your number as a first move.

propertyarena:
I want my wife to give birth in U.S or Canada but we dont have any relation there, i am scared of her going alone, there is also no one to go with her from here, my parents and her parents are business women and cannot leave their businesses to stay for 2 months with her. Any idea on what to do or how to go about it?

Pumpumking:
bro actualy, u right about fati2001. she now half male half female!!

Pumpumking:
okn so female nairalander are goin on extint becuz u cant find woman.....correct.
bro Cant u watch blue?(no foeinse)

Kingcalls:
Op must be a woman with male handle

Pumpumking:

Hanibbal:
My observation is that the females don't usually comments the way they do in the past . Some have stopped contributing to meaningful threads especially in this section.

I have a female nairalander friend that has stopped coming here called her yesterday to know why she hasn't come online for over 2 months. She said she has left Nairaland for good that she couldn't take the insult and abuse anymore.

Some females have even changed their gender to Male claiming they are Male e.g fati2001 .

This section is not as interesting as it used to be. I don't know if the kids here are the ones doing this. This gender war has to stop. We have to understand that the female gender aren't animals we all need ourselves to make a happy and a better world.

Insult is allowed. Call me a SIMP i'll gladly accept it.

Disturb:
We don't need those hoes...

Vickkymanny:
What do you need them for? What can they contribute?

Fahdiga:
You should have SIMPly minded your biz instead of bleating like a goat on heat. If telling vagina people the honest truth about themselves will make them keep off nairaland then no wahala. So you want us to sidon de look while vagina people keep behaving anyhow. Lai Lai

WhiteWolfe:
Hi everyone

I'm a 28 years old guy, dark, about 1.76m tall. I work as a consultant in one of the big four. I need a girlfriend cos I'm usually very shy when approaching ladies. Any lady interested should be on the slimmer side, and Igbo.


Thank you

Candidlady:
Your 2cent please

Leave the ass like that or work on it

Magnumproperty:
Yinka works as a school bursar. He lives in Lagos. He needs a soulmate to spend the rest of his life with. Christian or Muslim. A graduate. Must have something doing. Must be responsible. Must reside in Lagos or any of the southwest states. Connect with him on 08123159924

house10s:
show me ur Street

house10s:
Afghanistan is open for u ohh oya go there n show ur power

iLegendd:
95% of the ones I know don't watch. Why? Though, because I watch, they watch just to please me — not because they like it.

iLegendd:
Also, why do women turn their faces the moment you switch to football?