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Health › Re: World Cancer Day: Only 3 Public Radiotherapy Centres In Nigeria by Favemmzar200(m): 12:21pm On Feb 04, 2021

Majority of the healthcare institutions in the country are in shambles

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Politics › Re: FG Issues Drought Alert In 6 States by Favemmzar200(m): 12:18pm On Feb 04, 2021

Those places are already desert so not new
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Someone will now blame buhari

[quote author= post=98733166]Reading[/quote]So u sabi read
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Modified: na joke oo, I love dem manna grin

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 12:08pm On Feb 04, 2021

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

wheelbarrow

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 12:04pm On Feb 04, 2021

TheHulk616:
what? Hulk is not racist
Take back that statement

I am sure he is

He has a green pigment and therefore lashes out unreserved racism towards both whites and black

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 7:53pm On Feb 03, 2021

TheHulk616:
Registration is free. Ask Bankywee for assistance

why are u showing me racism
In tegwolos voice
"You are making me emotional" cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 4:35pm On Feb 03, 2021

TheHulk616:
No you can't. You need to register.

daddy green hulk how much na payment for form

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Romance › Re: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Favemmzar200(m): 2:46pm On Feb 03, 2021

Mikester:
He walked into the class and the ladies greeted him with their killer smiling faces.

As he taught he asked questions and was marvelled at their intelligence as they answered his questions fluently but on close observation he noticed a girl seating close to the window at the extreme of the classroom.

She was a dark, slim beauty who made no contributions throughout the time he taught.

"Hey you, yes you over there. I noticed you've been silent. Anything the matter? What's your name?"

The ladies looked at each other smiling.

She stood up, "My name is Linda."

"Well Linda why aren't you making any contributions? Is everything OK?"

"Yes Sir, nothing wrong."

"Better not be. I don't want anyone to worry me about this topic later. By the way, see me in my office as I leave now... "

"Why Sir?" She asked astonished

" I have my reasons. Just show up immediately. Good day girls. " He concluded and walked out immediately...

he left the class after the teaching session.

Linda's POV
Why is he calling me to his office, I didn't mean to be unattentive I was reminiscing on the action movie I watched yesterday (yeah I love action movies which some people find strange)
I searched for my bestie grace to follow me to the staffroom but she was having a serious conversation with the class rep peter whom she has a huge crush on.

The staffroom was a stonetgrow distance from my class, just about 5 class blocks away.

I knocked on the door and waited. I heard his baritone voice answer.
To be honest he had a hot face and a banging body, he made Steve my cute boyfriend look average.
Linda I said come in he repeated jolting me out of my reverie.

I walked in to see him Aline in the spacious staff room

TBC

follow and like the post so I can continue grin

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Romance › Re: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Favemmzar200(m): 2:35pm On Feb 03, 2021

johnkey:
oga actor don die film don finish, mercy ko mercy aigbe ni, na superman? abi na batman.

which one is your own

Na so u like Nollywood and TO GOD BE THE GLORY

Dis one wey I wan start na mount Zion script. Abeg

Education › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie Donates A Public School In Rivers (Pictures) by Favemmzar200(m): 2:34pm On Feb 03, 2021

Proffdada:
That guy brain don freeze. Nothing dey work

ahbi

Education › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie Donates A Public School In Rivers (Pictures) by Favemmzar200(m): 2:08pm On Feb 03, 2021

Daddy freeze no go see dis one
Na for irrelevant things he go jump and scatter ground

Nice one daddy ibeyome

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Romance › Re: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Favemmzar200(m): 2:03pm On Feb 03, 2021

johnkey:
as john left the premises of the school he forgot to look left twice while crossing the road, naso dangote trailer nack am dead, john died..end of story.

as he died he was granted mercy and woke up at home without scratches.
He woke up the next morning with superhuman strengths and killer looks, an opposite to his unimpressive previous looks.
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He boarded a taxi to the new school.

PRINCIPAL OFFICE
John you look good today. You would be having a lodge if you don't mind opposite the girls hostel grin

TBC

like and mention if you want me to continue

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Romance › Re: Put It To The Poster Above/below You! by Favemmzar200(m): 1:44pm On Feb 03, 2021

Jesse6:
That is how most of them behave

He wasn't harsh at all

seriously, he was subtly shooting shot

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I checked her profile and saw her religious posts on Jesus sef

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Politics › Re: Fulani: Facebook Blacklists Nnamdi Kanu’s Page Over Fake ESN Video by Favemmzar200(m): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2021

Dotherightthing:
Pigidioootts amaka...

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Romance › Re: Put It To The Poster Above/below You! by Favemmzar200(m): 12:42pm On Feb 03, 2021

Preciousgirl:
I put it to you that you are jobless and also on cheap drugs

why are u insulting him
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His comment wasn't even harsh at all

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 12:40pm On Feb 03, 2021

Lemme try is it life

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Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 12:39pm On Feb 03, 2021

pu7pl3:
yes of course you can

banky gee dey try buh this riddles hard eh angry

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Banky u no dey give clue

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo Remembers Surviving Helicopter Crash In 2019 by Favemmzar200(m): 12:32pm On Feb 03, 2021

Thank God for your life

Jokes Etc › Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Favemmzar200(m): 12:26pm On Feb 03, 2021

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

I am new here, can I answer

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Health › Re: Kogi State Building Nigeria's Biggest Reference Hospital by Favemmzar200(m): 10:12am On Feb 02, 2021

2023 dreams
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Hear me if he doesnt finish it before 2023 and loses this is another abandoned project in the federal republic of kogi cheesy

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Politics › Re: Oyo, Ogun Plan Herdsmen Registration, To Outlaw Open Grazing by Favemmzar200(m): 8:31am On Jan 30, 2021

Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Makes CAF Team Of The Decade by Favemmzar200(m): 7:45am On Jan 30, 2021

Congras tu he

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa's Military Ends Hijab Ban For Muslims by Favemmzar200(m): 11:37am On Jan 29, 2021

Nice one because when the enemy sees the hijab they will flee
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Wow kudos

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Fashion › Re: Nigeria Wins Miss Heritage Global Pageant Hosting Rights by Favemmzar200(m): 10:47am On Jan 29, 2021

Let us clap for Alex for giving us fine fine pictures back to back

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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 17 Suspected Yahoo Boys In Lagos by Favemmzar200(m): 3:01pm On Jan 28, 2021

Asianjollof007:
Werey, you no see okafor and kelechi among the names?

Okoro, a.k.a big flat head.

and so, abi we should do demographic count of the people there

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 17 Suspected Yahoo Boys In Lagos by Favemmzar200(m): 3:00pm On Jan 28, 2021

adedayoa2:
na afonja and ipob

issa lie na afonja and the ingenious sons of the noble south east region.
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BTW my village is London

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 17 Suspected Yahoo Boys In Lagos by Favemmzar200(m): 10:41am On Jan 28, 2021

Hehehehehe
Wahahla buy Benz cheesy

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Afonja Aka c*ne head

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Politics › Re: Nigeria: 2nd Most Corrupt Country In West Africa Under Buhari - Transparency Int by Favemmzar200(m): 9:51am On Jan 28, 2021

Why will they be lying like this trying to give Nigeria a bad name
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We are suppose to be the first because we are the giant of Africa
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*closes bottle of Chapman gently

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Jokes Etc › Re: For Funny Pictures, Meme Freaks Come In And Update Your Meme Library Here by Favemmzar200(m): 11:29am On Jan 27, 2021

OnyeJombo:

fav.com

Politics › Re: Grand-Khadi Justice AbdulKadir Orire Is Dead by Favemmzar200(m): 10:33am On Jan 27, 2021

RIP to zhim

Politics › Re: List Of Nigeria's Chief Of Army Staff Since 1999 by Favemmzar200(m): 8:35am On Jan 27, 2021

Seen*

Politics › Re: South-West Governors And Miyetti Allah Ban Open Grazing After Meeting by Favemmzar200(m): 8:07am On Jan 26, 2021

This Nigeria sef

Politics › Re: PDP Tells Tinubu, El-Rufai, Amaechi, Others To Speak Out On Restructuring by Favemmzar200(m): 10:05am On Jan 25, 2021

Patrioticman007:
In politics no permanent friend or enemy but, permanent interest.

you have said it all

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