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What do you do when you had barely 2 hours of sleep at night, and you are seriously fighting to stay awake at work, and the coffee and chewing gum didn't help at all, and you have to attend a very long and boring meeting with senior management? How can you stay awake through it? Suggestions, anyone?

So in short, It's a man's world? The men can have all the sex while the ladies should keep counting the 'balls' in her vagina??

Op, you no go trend

Hello everyone!

Happy weekend

cococandy:
With the right man for you, you don't have to do that.

Yea, hopefully

Thanks

bellong:
Yes, you are wrong.

One of the reasons for marriage is to find an help-meet who will support and help you in fulfilling your dreams and visions.

Marriage with the right person makes this possible. Your business with seemingly unhappy people is to learn from them so as not to make the mistake they made.

Marriage is one of the best things that can happen to anyone.

"Woe is he that is alone... For two shall have good reward for their labour..."

Yea, I thought the mistake was them getting married in the first place.

I guess I still have a lot to learn, then.

Thanks

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] You are welcome Hannysmilez.
This is a cool joint to reason with matured, funny and witty men and ladies. Feel free to contribute, anything at all. Its a "free trade zone" no taxing at all.




Favolly, u welcome also.

Don't let them impregnate your phone with their numbers o , you don't want your phone to have Siamese babies at the end of the day!!!

Lmao![/color]

Lol! Thanks dear

wonlasewonimi:
Hi, my name wonlash. I'm one of the nicest person on this forum. Is it possible for me to impregnate my number into your phone.
Kind regards
W

Hello Wonlash,

Nice to meet you

You can come and have my phone, and do whatever you like to it

bellong:
Welcome,

The welcome group will soon organise a party for you.

@bold, what are the cons you know that outweigh the pros?

Could you be explicit?

Hi Bellong,

I just feel I won't be able to achieve as much as I would have if it were just me.

I mean, even if i get to marry the most perfect man in the world, wifely roles are wifely roles. I just see myself relegating all my dreams and aspirations.
I'm not one of those people who believe that marrying and raising children is the key to fulfilment in life. I think there's so much more to life than just that.

Around me, I see wives and mothers quitting their jobs to run the homestead. They look happy on the outside, but I dont believe they are actually content

For me, this just totally outweighs the good parts

I may be wrong sha

Hello house,

My name is Favour. I'm single and employed.

Almost everyone around me has started telling me it's high time I got hitched. But I'm still yet to decide on whether I want to actually go into this thing called marriage. So far, from what I know and from what I've seen, the cons outweigh the pros.

Anyways, y'all seem like really lovely and interesting people and I wouldn't mind coming here to chill every now and then.

Have a splendid week ahead, people

KingRaoul:
My mum is trash and my sis are also very vain disgusting small minded people why on earth will i want to live the rest of my life with such? I dont see anything good in a person that only select when to be nice to u, if u have set a standard for me before u can be nice to me then ur not worth my love attention or respect. I cant be nice to any female except i see one that doesnt wait for me to look my best or have so much to give her to love me, if ur mother cant love u on the days ur ill or broke then shes trash and doesnt deserve to live. I am not the enemy here im actually a good person despite my rude and violent ways of expressing myself.

Lol!

So because they are focused on ministry work, their wives are lonely and bitter?

I'm getting you

mascot87:
It's either a virgin or nothing
If u are not a virgin, don't even accept my proposal

Are you also a virgin?

Toks2008:
Please put yourself in the shoes of the man and see if it makes sense for me to spend thousands of my hard earned money to divorce a lady and then makes her very free to be with the man. Never will i be that foolish.

It will be on record that she has cheated so that at anytime she wants to make trouble with the new woman she just won't be able to do that so let her go look for money and divorce herself and i will let her go.

Keep going, I'm really learning from your words of wisdom

In other news, when did divorce become so expensive in Nigeria?

Smh...
I just can't with some of you on here mehn!

Toks2008:
I will never divorce a cheating wife instead i will just marry another one and allow her walk out of my life gently.

GOD forbid i waste my hard earned money to divorce a slut.

So you would rather marry a second wife than divorce a cheating wife??

Yea, I guess that makes the situation better. Makes perfect sense!

Jackeeh:
Not all men though. Female Nurses are stereotypically branded "rude" n "loose" . Same goes for female bankers. This is unfair though. A woman's profession is unconnected to her character or choices in life. If she's rude n loose, she has always been that way ; even before she "became" a nurse. To all the married, decent and polite female nurses out there, I salute you!
From your male colleague

Single, polite and decent female nurses, nko?

Toks2008:
Easy to say.

Si at 26 say you caught your hubby cheating then you will leave and never have sex again?

I hear you.

If at 26, You catch your wife cheating, wouldn't you leave?

Number 1 please

shiffynaani:
You people can't just blame the guy like that na. U don't even know what that girl was wearing at the time.
At times the fault comes from the female folks

This is a very stup1d comment

I can't even try it...

Chinese walls all around the office

Blackeard:
There's nothing wrong with a grown a.sss man carrying a condom in his wallet. You can never be too careful. Safety First!

What, you might trip and fall into a vagina hole?

iyke926:
Go to any Glo or etisalat service Centre. It won't take you up to 14minutes. I ported from MTN to eti yesterday.

Can i do it myself?
Do I necessarily have to go to a service centre?

I need to port to another network before they block my line. I really can't afford to lose this number. Who knows how I can port to etisalat or glo?

I'm not on BBM

dearpreye:
Welcome to the team. Seen the BBM channel PIN? Group is open to all. Thanks for being here.

Alright, thanks

Interesting

Anyone home?

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Breathing heavy isn't impossible to fake please.
Don't you watch movies?