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[size=13pt]ogbeni let's here word with ur stupid bubu that bubu this.
What will bubu do? Since he hasn't agreed to sign with the imf what has it changed in Nigeria? .whether u like it or not, Nigeria is the worst country in the world and the worst place to do business...
A country where u don't have power and good road network can never be a good destination for business.

Bubu won't do anything in this country. He's an illiterate! [/size]

If bubu is illiterate then you papa and mama is what? Bad belly weting jona archive?

beeyhive:
Yes sir

Use your own to do your own -jenifa

We need to rebuild our institutions methodically, we need to change the way we do things.
“In the last 10 years, crude oil sold for more that $100 per barrel, but Nigeria did not save.
“That is why we have found ourselves where we are today,


True talk that useless PDP just dey spend money any how God bless Nigeria, God bless Buhari

UzuNagato:
What season are they currently on? And where can one download the episodes YouTube don't have them tho

I have been trying to search online where I can download but I haven't get the sure link yet

dejt4u:
Labour unions in that state are all useless.. How will one skiny guy fool be enslaving your destiny like this..
Truly, Osun goo.

Daft state, daft governor, daft citizens..

NB: before you insult me, i'm from Osun state.. Not the state of osun though!

upon all these, If another gubernatorial election is to be held in Osun today, Aregbesola will still win.. *wake up Osun.. m not proud of you again

If you're not proud of osun then go and hang your self idiot

Sleekbaby:
I don't just know what to comment so as not to offend people but my advise to guys is not to depend on women totally, look for something that will be giving you money no matter how small, God created men to be the head and as such we women look up to them to provide no matter how rich we are we value that small money they give us.

No matter the extent of our love for you immediately we notice that you no longer have things will start changing is only few that will still accord you that respect.

I don't want to judge anyone, I pray they settle, I love the couple, to err is human and to forgive is divine. May the good Lord take charge.

God bless you dear true talk

jopretty:
I didn't watch tonight's episode . But last week, she said this to Adaku "Adaku just went(go), when you caming(come) back, we'll continue the selfish(selfie)...I laugh tire

Hahaha which season u don reach

beeyhive:
At your age and class.

Chaiii..

I think you need some IQ test

dear diari sorry Dear nairaland as I'm watching Jenifa diary laugh wan kill me for here.


Share your funny jenifa spoken English, spelling and comedy skits.

[s]Diari orpustnit haf opn bifo I sai no dos eardresi[/s]

Smiles funny comment that is not true but don't forget Jesus is coming soon give your life your Jesus...


My questions is will Jesus meet you where you collabo?....jenifa voice

Before I don't believe this but now I'm enjoying it and I fast

Brb

Go get life

Gaji09:
How much i mine paying at the embassy bro... i just left abuja yesterday not knowing that i need to legalize it with them

Please let me know when you want to send your documents

Buahahah can't stop laughing

Hmmm just here to read comment

I'm sure the baby mother is within that kid but she can't show up, I don't blame her I blame the generation

FreeBSD:
Mtcheew.

Get a life man. There are more important things to do than to lick a female gutter or satisfy a woman.

Get one for me biko

Now you have to keep bringing up the intensity of the sensations. Maintain the vacuum and keep the skin tight. Be gentle and slow with your fingers. Most of all, keep stroking her upper wall, the one on the side of the stomach, as if you were trying to combine your tongue and fingers. If you know that your girl does not like direct stimulation of the clitoris, gently circle around it with your tongue. If she likes intense stimulation though, do not let her down. Adjust the movements of your tongue to the movements of her body and her breathing. You will notice her legs shaking and her pelvis gently moving. These are all good signs. Despite the vacuum, keep the area of the clitoris well moistened. Do not be frightened if the clitoris becomes smaller all of a sudden. This is a good sign that you are on the right track. Increase the vacuum and the intensity and sooner or later she will bury her crotch into your mouth herself. Keep contact and maintain the vacuum at all cost and get her to her orgasm, which might be pretty wild. Do not try to restrain her body, let it toss about and curl up. When you feel her orgasm starting, do not stop immediately. Suddenly, there comes the point when you must stop right away, but it is hard to figure out when, it takes a lot of practice. If you pay attention to her, you will surely succeed. Go back up to her head, embrace her, stroke her hair and show her that you really love her. She will not forget this any time soon ...


Share your experience dude

Don't forget Our goal is to get her to moan deeply when the tongue tackles the whole surface of the clitoris for the first time. This is delicate work, where fingers and the tongue are combined. Now she is ready for you to get down to the fat and meaty outer labia and the soft gentle inner ones. Circle the vagina on its circumference and check if the vagina has opened up at all when you get to its entrance. Tickle it a bit and then head straight for the clitoris, which should be visible by now underneath its protective roof. But just before touching it, you go around it by accident, suck on the labia a bit, bite her thigh and before she is able to scream, place your tongue on the tip of the clitoris. Now she will be expecting a big meaty lick of her pleasure button, but you gently put two fingers inside her vagina (only if she is used to such things and if you had found out earlier with your tongue that she is ready). Circle the clitoris with your tongue and on the top part, where it is still covered with skin, press down a little, then go to work on the other meaty parts of her beautiful vagina again and keep poking her with your fingers. Now, quickly remove the fingers and leave only the tips of the fingers inside the vagina. Place your other hand on the lower part of her stomach, just above the vagina and gently stretch the skin upward, towards the bellybutton. Thus, you will stretch the clitoris a bit and increase the pleasure that will come later. At the same time you are stretching the skin, manoeuvre to the clitoris surreptitiously and the decisive moment is here. The fingers are waiting underneath the open vagina, there is hardly any space between the tongue and the clitoris, the tight skin makes her anxious. Wait a moment, wait until she realizes that something big is about to happen and then slowly embrace her clitoris with your lips and create a miniature vacuum. Sustain the vacuum and slowly poke her all the way with your fingers. Again, create a moment of silence and then solemnly and with your most carnal feeling gently lick her clitoris for the first time. Strongly, but softly, fully and with the whole surface of your tongue. A deep groan of relief will reward your work. Aaaahhh.

I remember the first time I Lick Her Clitoris Olodumare guys let try to satisfy our woman here is the way out Arousal is vital in intercourse. Arousal stems from expectation and expectation is handled easiest if we are in for something new. So, it is best to focus on her body in different ways each time, set a different pace, sometimes start with a kiss, sometimes with the soles of the feet, other times with the breasts or the belly button. Because we are discussing oral pleasure, our journey leads us to the spread legs of our girl and the beautiful sight of the unique treasure she hides between her legs. If she is shy, you are going to have to get her legs apart, but you will not be able to do this by force. You have to push the right buttons and the legs will spread on their own. The goal of the cunnilingus pre-intimacy is that she wants to be touched so badly that her labia opens up on their own and the clitoris comes out of its own accord as well. Caress the inner side of her thighs, play with her pubic hair (if it is there), lick the labia majora, use your warm breath to get to work on the clitoris area and continue by handling everything else. Always moisten the tip of your tongue before touching anything. Your fingers should be moist as well, or you can “borrow” some of her ointment or use some of your own saliva. If her juices began flowing, then it is time for the next step.

Chai olodumare


Wicked world

Maradona bus you Don enter one chance

As their parents were working hard to pay their fees, these rotten campus students were busy grinding on each other and displaying madness in a pool party that they had organized over the weekend. Ladies offered themselves freely and male students wasted no chance. Now, if you are wondering what part of Africa this ratchet incident happened, don't expect us to tell you, but your guess might just be as our knowledge. Check out the photos below.

adebola5555:
I applied for visa at the Bulgaria embassy, after the interview, my passport was not collected. only stamp and date that I was seen it the embassy. they said they will call me within 10 days.

Is this normal that they didn't collect my passport?

Tell us about the interview what did they ask

I blame the Fucking generation we are

FreeBSD:
I wonder how a girl will be born.. grow up into a teenager. Still grow up into a youth.. grow up into a woman.. grow up into wife and into mother without watching her weight!

And yet you see them fantasising about prince charming. The rich guy with 8 packs.. When their own stomach sef is bigger than our bag of rice. Any guy you see with fat lady dating or about marry has hidden agenda. There is no fvcking love for fat ladies. Even their vagina sef is very ugly and turns someone off. It remain small it should turn to river basin. Most of their bwess are flat and long. Ah ah. Very disgusting. It's not as if someone force them to be fat. Wait first..

1.) Fat women are mostly senseless. They are fat but their brain small. Majority fat ladies don't think. They just think everything must favor them because they know it cannot favor them.

2.) Fat ladies smell. Yes, many of them smell. Some will be fair skin their pussay will be black. Imagine. And they want prince charming with 8 packs.

3.) They make too much noise:- They shout too much in public. Always making noise. Local champions. You see them bullying slim girls.

4 ) They are frustrated

5.) Most cool men don't go to them so they are use and dump


Guys instead of dating fat ladies.. see, goto Lekki for Lagos, Wuse for Abuja, Bodija for Ibadan, Port-harcourt for Rivers.. you will find slim sexy ladies that even your fada will give you award when you bring her home. Not dem fat ladies person go dey carry spit for mouth if you look them

#FreeBSD

Which one can you create? Common sense is not common go get a life

Ugh masturbate you dies you go to hell straight one word it's not good