philip0906:

Lol...as silly as this sounds, it was EXACTLY what my ex said when she called to tell me she wanted to move on. I replied "ok. Take care" . Next thing I heard over the phone line was "is that all you have to say? "

Biitch get the fu..ck outta my phone.

Some girls are funny ooh.
They will tell a guy "it is over between us"
when the guy reply "Okay" she would then say "Just like that?"

No sister Come let's share "the grace"

#in fellowship!

lover ni

Preshy561:
love her and her child.

ops just one question have you ever seen a football match that starts with scores 1-0

so make he no urinate again? abeg allow the to urinate in peace

When you ask someone "how's your Boo? and they say "ahhhhh that one hmm,he's fine" Just know the relationship is on Iife support.

My brother...you ask a girl what she wants and she says money and you get angry...you want her to say wisdom and understanding, are you God? We need to drill your head so sense can enter!

ɹɐəʎ ʍəu ʎddɐɥ ʎɹəʌ ɐ noʎ ɥsıʍ
dont ask how i did this..am still drunk

Am not a prophet but i can tell that you are still using 2017 toothbrush!

ok

some guys are funny shaa just becos you won 50k at bet9ja shop... you now change your name to Emeka Arab money

For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against the church of God: they have spoken against and destory the church of God, They compassed also with words of hatred; and fought against the church without a cause. And they have rewarded churches evil for good, and hatred for love.

Set thou a wicked man over them: and let Satan stand at their right hand and When they shall be judged, let their be condemned: and let their prayer become sin. Let their days be few; and let another take his office. Let their children be fatherless, and their wife a widow. Let their children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places. Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil their labour. Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour their fatherless children. Let their posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out. Let the iniquity of their fathers be remembered with the Lord; and let not the sin of their mother be blotted out.

Amen

bo ti yan tie oya to si temi

make he go learn 4ger work he no gree

over to name checker association

and very soon the girl we compalin about the masqurade running after her...

life drama every where

I thought I know English until l heard my neighbour explaining difference btn Email and Gmail,
Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator

I thought I know English until l heard my neighbour explaining difference btn Email and Gmail,
Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator

everyone looking for fame

haha

my friend is getting married this Saturday i was so excited, until i check the transport fare from lagos to abuja, I just remembered he offended me in J.s.s1

if you ask me nah who i go ask

so when u dey fire you never know say the thing go fire back? welcome to fatherhood


say no to abortion

let wait for lala

the snake big ooo

my friend is getting married this Saturday i was so excited, until i check the transport fare from lagos to abuja, I just remembered he offended me in J.s.s1

On judgement day plz hold Nigeria flag, so that angels will consider, knowing u'vr been through hell already, person no fit face hell twice

okay

Vyolet:
I admire men that love children.

will u be my love? cos i admire kids alot

flawlessT:
Make una 2 just enter river at once...e go better like that

you mean me and you?? how we go enjoy am?

On judgement day plz hold Nigeria flag, so that angels will consider, knowing u'vr been through hell already, person no fit face hell twice

This harmattan self.. U wil suffer for like 1 hour to make a woman wet and before u could smile, harmattan don dry everything

Ops help me make more findings about this woman grand children.......

thanks

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Escabado:
It's very simple if your boyfriend is giving you money . He Has the right to cheat on you with any girl he chooses. It's obvious you are with him because of the money. Because you turn him to your ATM. and he is paying you for dating him or marrying him .in other words whatever someone is paying for he has the right to make choices and change and buy as many as his money can afford. As long he is giving you money .he has the 100% right to cheat on U

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nonsense