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destiny, i need a land pls at kabala doki, can u pls help me with one

do you hereby take me as ur lovely text mate, to call and to text, in low credit and low battery, till no credit do us apart? pls say i do

Do you hereby take me as ur lovely text mate, to call a

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

oh i see, funny though, lol

una think say E dey esy to cross border, if E dey easy make cock grw teeth now

olibyno, where r u in cotonou, akpaka, jericho, tokpa, quartier jak r where

still laughing, hahahah, nice one

walahhi talahi, two of una don chop belle ful

@9ja4ever, hahahahahahaha

trendy, abeg help me out, i'm kinda lost

God said let us create man in our image and after our likeness.He created them after His image but not after His likeness and for them to be after His likeness, they have to eat of the fruit, becos it was immediately after they eat of the friut that God said,"NOW, man has become like us knowing good and evil, come to think of it, the bible said that the son of man was slayed from the foundation of the earth, that it to say that Jesus died for adams sin before adam was created, abi wetin una think, hope say i dey make sense sha?

looool, @lammysanya
, ur mama is so ugly that when she was a baby her mother has to be drunk to breast feed her, lol

hahhahaha , na wa for you ooo@crazykid,

women are not worth dying for because dey have feelings for men, all dey do is to use men and dump them so u see i don't miss anything about my ex-lover.

knowing God ordain purpose for your life

There is nothing beter than falling in love with Christ

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted! sweet heart!

Honey, if loving you is a crime then i'm ready to be a criminal

Each day God sends His angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings, or with halo flying above their heads. Instead, they come in disguise and we call them friends. Thank you for being an angel to me!, baby girl

where exactly in the Bible is it written?
@oracle
jer 1vs5

pls where can i sign up for the job?

@tinard
men i'm not here to argue the bible with you not to talk abt real and fake men of God,remember the book of timmothy said that those that compare themselves are not wise.
you talking abt Jesus saying He never knew when the time shall come.come to think of it, who is Jesus and who is God? the same Jesus said me and my father are one, and from the begining was the word and the word was with God , the word becomes flesh and dwells amongs us, hw can He be one with God and not know the plan and mnd of God and the time?, remember He was the one that that created the world becoz the bible said thru Him all things where created , befor you interpret the bible , first you must know the historical background if not you will misinterprete it in the wrong way.though i dont knowpst Vhris personallybut i dont think you stand any chance of asking or using wild words like that, there are sin that could be forgiven but the one against the holy spirit cant be forgiven, stay bless man

softee,Sin na sin ,wether big or small, all sins has the same source which is , lust of the eye lust of the flesh and pride of life, so any thing wey you do wey fall under dis category na sin with the same punishment, all sin has the same punishment which is death,ie physical death,spiritual death and eternal death.aand they all end up in the lake of fire.abi E get small fire and big fire?, lol, if big and small fire dey then sin pass sin

softee,Sin na sin ,wether big or small, all sins has the same source which is , lust of the eye lust of the flesh and pride of life, so any thing wey you do wey fall under dis category na sin with the same punishment, all sin has the same punishment which is death,ie physical death,spiritual death and eternal death.aand they all end up in the lake of fire.abi E get small fire and big fire?, lol, if big and small fire dey then sin pass sin

tinard, i dont think i agreed totally with you.u've just spoken the fact but but the truth,and this are two diff things altogether.the doctor might diagonised you to be sick which is the fact but the truth can only be found in the wird which sayings none shall be sick among you (exodus) and by His strive ur heal(isaiah).Jesus says in many occation that i'm hear to do ma fathers bussiness , so been in the ministry is a bussiness too infact one quater of the verse in the bible talks abt busines.almost all the parable of Jesus is based on hw to do business for more info just email me coolisaiah3@yahoo.com

i'm happy to hear that too.thats God for you, if He can use the donkey to talk to prophet balaam in the book of number why cant He use liz benson, My prayer now is that other artist will come to the knowledge of Christ like her