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Mr Maxi112 I'm sorry to disappoint u I don't have an answer. Over to d below fellow

lol. Nigerians then are like our female folks. They don't know what they want. Smh

Haha. This is wonder. Op the mango tree had sex with a cashew tree. boooom

Haha. Lol. Its not a small something.

I can do all the above.

Guys will like this thread and girls would run from it

Lol. Who cares. Is It by force to marry

F*uck business is good business.

Eat the life of your head abeg. @ least you only live once.

I don't think this true

It acts as a waist trainer kind of. It give the arse a good shape

martineinstein:
but it was wrong, man.... What were u thinking.?

Yes very very Wrong. it was silly. I have passed on it now. Would never try such again. I hope God forgives me.

martineinstein:
mehn. dude, you are a beast.... Atrocities is too much

Dude that was very long ago. I'm not in that state again

EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! !
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog.
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!!


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!!

Omo. Babe. Take 5.

See this one on a Monday morning.
It is clear that u need a Job

This country is becoming Hard. Meehn. I need a small pistol
The other day it was sagam Ore express way I was rob of my laptops and phones.


Please anyone knows were I can get a good pistol. I have been searching OLX I didn't see

If I hear say e no hit FP. Make I dey sheet for body

Haha. E b like say this days ehn. All this animal knows d right place to display

Meanwhile. Somewhere in d forest. Animals go b like.

Naija elephant: I hear say big thomos enter town dey spoil car

Naija elephant 2: o boy na true. But e dey enjoy. Make e come try am for here. Na inside Agbari Ojukwu e go do valentine

Heeyaaa. I feel for your friend OP

We d good guys are about to loose someone.

One spanner lost. Abii na damaged we go call am

Please. I need to read first. So they won't insult me that I did not have sense




Reading..............


Ok. Op. You break the law. Now you are facing the consequences.

Section 1025 of the genera relationship law

Never Beg for love.

Point is who ever loved u, u won't need to beg to have them

Now move on man.

But lastly. I am disappointed in u. U didn't post on NL to see for advice on how you can become a financial Stable man see what u are posting.


My uncle once said if u chase woman before your future. You might need the most scarce grace to make it.

Go build yourself man and leave that GD

Op make her the GODDESS OF THE RING its cost u nothing. Even if na all this Aboki ones wey dem dey hawk about

orijintv:
Eheheh !!! Every Size Of Pant/Bra Used Was A Hit Back To Back . . From Small Size , To Medium Size , To Large Nd Even Extra Large Size . . Now Ur Cup Don Full , Nd Yu No Fit Disappear . . Iyalaya Juju . . Jesus Christ Ti Take Ova . . See Yu In Kirikiri Baba

U mean you would see this man in kirikiri.

I reject it for u insha Allah

You should have just tell us that u want to insult GEJ and you would have save your self all the trash u wrote.

Product reliability is as good as every other android devices.

If u don't know that. I don't have anything to prove to u man

danie09:
Do you bank with GTBANK? Cos if you do then you will easily rule out the mobile money. She already said in her story that she lost a whopping 400k within thurday night and Friday afternoon, considering GTBANK's daily limit for the mobile banking it is impossible and if you Usetheir internet banking you will understand there are several layers of security involved. I would have believed if she said her cheque book was stolen and the fradustsers forged her signature or cloned her ATM card. But move 400k via mobile money or internet banking without her knowledge is not possible with GTBANK

I can't outline the process out here. And I'm not also guessing. I'm very sure its possible 100% no single doubt.

Just pray u don't be a victim.

And just incase. Never say anything is impossible In the cyber world.

Electronzeez:
Though I am not really a fan of apple but I think they are the benchmark for other brands . apple do not really have service center in Nigeria and in most country because their product reliability is very high compare to most android device .

That is a white elephant lie

Naija which way .........

cosade:
To complete the process of linking a BVN to an existing or new bank account you'll have to do a biometric confirmation.

Are u talking about the linking that can b don via ussd ,sms , atm and internet banking.


Lol.

danie09:
They withdrew 400k from your account via mobile money? What is mobile money? The only mobile transfer I know is possible from your story is the gtbank SMS transfer ,and even with that the fraudsters will ultimately need the last 4 digits of your ATM card to successfully use it. And the SMS transfer has a limit 50k and 20k to gtbank and other bank accounts respectively.
So its either the story is false or not well constructed.
Cos certainly your funds would have been transferred to a bank account which is linked to a bvn and getting such person's bio data won't be so difficult for the police and the bank.

Pray never to be a victim. This OP uses either internet banking or mobile money. Its nothing hard. U can create in in a jiffy.

And for the receiver of d stolen funds. The only genuine details u would have is d picture. Which might lead u to no where


I can explain how this is done. For u. The receiver account would be on another Innocent persons bvn

Do u know I can open an account with ur bvn?

I just need I'd with ur name and address and other info. Without ur awareness. The acc will be working on ur bvn.


Nigerian banking system is also full of less cyber intelligent ppl


1st. All this ppl opening bank account under the bridge and in d markets should be stopped with immediate effect.

saiprojects:
Looool, *lose appetite ke? I haven't had fufu in nearly 17 years...

Don't worry. The home base naija ppl understands what I mean

Nigerians won't still accept that iphone is not user friendly in this country

Let them continue wasting their money.

Na error 53 dey rain for computer village now. We are don with icloud shii
Useless brand useless phone.

Android anytime.
How many licensed apple repair centre do we have in Nigeria.
Smh

I can do better than this OP


My wife where ever she is now would be in big trouble after we get married.

Because everytime I enter the kitchen would be hit back to back



But to answer ur question op

I eat fufu with omi obe and panla

I can't upload the pics. U will loose appetite