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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Real Madrid Spoils Bet Ticket [PICS] by fbtowner(m): 10:23am On Mar 01, 2016
So. Kenya 45k is 141k in Nigeria wow.


who ever says Nigeria is the giant of africa Needs a reset slap on the head
Politics › Re: Since 1999 Till Date Which Of The Presidents, Do U Think have Done Well by fbtowner(m): 4:57pm On Feb 28, 2016
Wow. See people mentioning Jonathan.
Well I wasn't more of a political person in the past. But recently.

Jonathan is My man.
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Who Started Off In The Streets, Meets Olamide The Street King by fbtowner(m): 4:48pm On Feb 28, 2016
All I see is Grace working for her. Because she doesn't even seem pretty not even sexy. I guess God purposely use her to disgrace some proud once who won't let us rest because they wanna b models


Anyway. Dear lord. I'm waiting for my turn. I know you won't turn me down
Science/Technology › Re: Is This Scientifically Possible? (pic) by fbtowner(m): 11:47am On Feb 28, 2016
myfantasies:
Ur statement is d only logical explanation
Abii na. I once heard trees do mate through their root grin

I guess that was what happened there would be a cashew tree somewhere around that has been eyeing the mango tree grin
Romance › Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by fbtowner(m): 10:54am On Feb 28, 2016
Mr Maxi112 I'm sorry to disappoint u I don't have an answer. Over to d below fellow sad
Politics › Re: Corruption Under President Jonathan and Now;compare and contrast.... by fbtowner(m): 10:51am On Feb 28, 2016
cheesy lol. Nigerians then are like our female folks. They don't know what they want. Smh
Science/Technology › Re: Is This Scientifically Possible? (pic) by fbtowner(m): 10:45am On Feb 28, 2016
Haha. This is wonder. Op the mango tree had sex with a cashew tree. grin boooom
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Keep Childs In The Custody Of Dads... Hilarious Pictures by fbtowner(m): 12:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
Haha. Lol. Its not a small something.

I can do all the above. grin
Family › Re: Girls Have Started Confessing... There Is Indeed Husbands Scarcity by fbtowner(m): 9:42am On Feb 23, 2016
Guys will like this thread cheesy and girls would run from it grin

Lol. Who cares. Is It by force to marry
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Relocates To Abuja by fbtowner(m): 10:41am On Feb 20, 2016
F*uck business is good business.

Eat the life of your head abeg. @ least you only live once. grin
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls Don't Usually Initiate Chats With Guys. by fbtowner(m): 11:37pm On Feb 17, 2016
I don't think this true
Fashion › Re: SHOCKING!!! WHY LADIES WEAR WAIST BEADS. (A Must Read) by fbtowner(m): 12:34am On Feb 17, 2016
It acts as a waist trainer kind of. It give the arse a good shape
Romance › Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by fbtowner(m): 8:57am On Feb 16, 2016
martineinstein:
but it was wrong, man.... What were u thinking.?
Yes very very Wrong. it was silly. I have passed on it now. Would never try such again. I hope God forgives me.
Romance › Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by fbtowner(m): 6:18am On Feb 16, 2016
martineinstein:
mehn. dude, you are a beast.... Atrocities is too much
Dude that was very long ago. I'm not in that state again
Romance › Re: How To Permanently Stop Masturbation (lessons From An Ex-chronic Masturbator) by fbtowner(m):
EggovinMma:
I AM STILL ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF MASTURBATOR ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA AND I AINT PLANNING TO QUIT! ! tongue tongue tongue
It's better to masturbate than fuccck around like a rabid dog. cheesy grin grin
If my hubby in future do shakara with him prick, I will stretch my legs around him a d masturbate to high heavens! !! I WILL LEAVE HIM IN SHOCK! IF HIM NO FIT FUCCCK ME, I FUCCCK MY SELF BY MY SELF, bath go sleep! !!!! tongue tongue tongue tongue


One good thing about masturbating is you can fucck just ANY BODY! !! I may decide to do Idris Alba today, and tomorrow I may reluctantly choose TOM CRUISE cool
But seriously, why porn dey disgusting immediately after masturbating?Devil get power sha!! embarassed embarassed
Omo. Babe. Take 5.
Romance › Re: I Sent Her Home..am I Wrong ?? by fbtowner(m): 8:58am On Feb 15, 2016
See this one on a Monday morning.
It is clear that u need a Job
Crime › Re: How Conductor Abducted,robbed Workers Returning From Office (photo) by fbtowner(m): 8:45am On Feb 15, 2016
This country is becoming Hard. Meehn. I need a small pistol
The other day it was sagam Ore express way I was rob of my laptops and phones.


Please anyone knows were I can get a good pistol. I have been searching OLX I didn't see
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike And Husband Celebrate Valentine In A Luxurious Bedroom (photo) by fbtowner(m): 7:20pm On Feb 14, 2016
If I hear say e no hit FP. Make I dey sheet for body
Car Talk › Re: Photos: An Elephant Attacks Cars On The Road In China by fbtowner(m): 5:02pm On Feb 14, 2016
Haha. E b like say this days ehn. All this animal knows d right place to display

Meanwhile. Somewhere in d forest. Animals go b like.

Naija elephant: I hear say big thomos enter town dey spoil car

Naija elephant 2: o boy na true. But e dey enjoy. Make e come try am for here. Na inside Agbari Ojukwu e go do valentine
Family › Re: Pls Help: He Wants To Marry A Runs Girl. by fbtowner(m): 4:51pm On Feb 14, 2016
Heeyaaa. I feel for your friend OP

We d good guys are about to loose someone.

One spanner lost. Abii na damaged we go call am grin
Romance › Re: ..... by fbtowner(m): 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2016
Please. I need to read first. So they won't insult me that I did not have sense grin




Reading..............


Ok. Op. You break the law. Now you are facing the consequences.

Section 1025 of the genera relationship law

Never Beg for love.

Point is who ever loved u, u won't need to beg to have them

Now move on man.

But lastly. I am disappointed in u. U didn't post on NL to see for advice on how you can become a financial Stable man see what u are posting.


My uncle once said if u chase woman before your future. You might need the most scarce grace to make it.

Go build yourself man and leave that GD
Romance › Re: My GF Is So Desperate To Get A Ring From Me.. What Do I Do? by fbtowner(m): 11:11am On Feb 14, 2016
Op make her the GODDESS OF THE RING its cost u nothing. Even if na all this Aboki ones wey dem dey hawk about
Crime › Re: Herbalist Uses Women’s Pants, Bras For Rituals Nabbed (picture) by fbtowner(m): 2:40pm On Feb 11, 2016
orijintv:
Eheheh !!! Every Size Of Pant/Bra Used Was A Hit Back To Back . . From Small Size , To Medium Size , To Large Nd Even Extra Large Size cheesy . . Now Ur Cup Don Full , Nd Yu No Fit Disappear tongue . . Iyalaya Juju . . Jesus Christ Ti Take Ova cool . . See Yu In Kirikiri Baba tongue
U mean you would see this man in kirikiri.

I reject it for u insha Allah
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Names I Give To Man And Animals . by fbtowner(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2016
You should have just tell us that u want to insult GEJ and you would have save your self all the trash u wrote.

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