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RomanceRe: Is There Any Real Benefit For Being Goodlooking? by fbtowner(m): 9:51am On Jan 13, 2016
ok OP u can look bad its your choice sad sad undecided
RomanceMy Very First Night As A Prostitute by fbtowner(op): 9:25am On Jan 13, 2016
MY VERY FIRST NIGHT AS A PROSTITUTE


If anyone had told me, Dora, five hours earlier that I would be dressed like a first class 'runs babe’, in a room with a fat old man; the owner of a gigantic protruding tommy, I would have argued to the moon and back.



It was as though Tessy knew I was officially the ‘most bored person’ on earth. That beautiful Friday, she called to say her school mother had invited her to Lagos Island for the birthday party of a rich man, scheduled for that night and she wanted me to come along. Tessy had a way of making me come alive. We had been friends from the first day we met and having lived with her all these years, I grew to crave and cherish her companionship. She was a free bird; obviously a party girl and the only thing that would make her not attend any party was school exams. Lucky for her, we had finished exams on Tuesday with few practicals left for the coming week.



Incentives attached to being present at the party included meeting with influencers and top politicians of the country, lots of cash and many more. Enticing? yeah, but all I really wanted was fun in the company of friends. So, even as such outings aren't my thing , I agreed to join. At 10pm, a red Mercedes-Benz GLC-Class was waiting to pick us. This was part of the arrangement for the gig; everyone is cared for from the very beginning. Gaily dressed in a black sheer tube dress that barely covered my boobs, butt and other parts of my fair-skinned body, we joined the driver. We arrived at the venue a few minutes before 11pm. Upon seeing the dressings of other girls, I was glad I dressed the way I did even if my parents wouldnt recognise me

I noticed there was no man that could conveniently fall into the class of the word ‘young'. Big old men and many young girls were everywhere but still, I was not bothered. As we moved more into the night, Tessy drifted away from me to the company of two men and later, she was gone. I concluded she had gone to the other side of the space with her newly found friends. While I was doing my thing alone, my eyes got in contact with a pot-bellied man for the third time. I watched him move towards me in his white agbada. Looking at him more closely, it seemed as though his attire was made with more yards than required; he appeared so large, short and puffy. Since my dress barely covered my backside and my boobs, the man must have been drunk with the imagination of the other parts of my body he couldnt see. We took a seat alone then he introduced himself as ‘Wonderman’ who later turned out funny and I thought he wouldn’t be a bad friend for the night.



After a while, we moved towards the rooms down the hall which was getting deserted with few people left in pairs. I tried Tessy's number but it was switched off so I decided to follow “Wonderman’ as he was my last resort. When we got in, I was amazed that my jaws almost dropped. The room was obviously something I have never seen in my entire life. It almost would fit the discription of heaven; mighty bed, all white and no stain. He went straight to the bathroom and returned in his underwear. I had seen a few Nollywood movies with this kind of scene and it was almost like one was about to play out with me being the star actress. my heart started racing faster than necessary. His face had changed. He was no longer the person I had been with. The expression on his face and his body movements all suggested he wanted himself deep inside me. His hands made for my boobs and… I was freaking hot with that that I no longer was sure what exactly I wanted. I began enjoying the guilty but sweet feeling. Then in a click, my senses returned. I quickly picked my bag which I had dropped carelessly on the floor and rushed out of the room.


It was close to midnight, but I managed to get a taxi straight home. After taking my bath, I played the scenes all over again. I confessed to myself that I know I might never get to see such a room ever in my life and that I truly enjoyed the part where he fondled with my breast, then I told myself, “Dora! that’s exactly how prostitution starts". With that, I sneaked into my blanket and slept off the remaining part of the night in a wonderwoman style.

WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU EXPECTING?


Posted by Uzezy Arure

http://uzysapphire..com.ng/2015/12/my-first-night-as-first-class-prostitute_26.html

RomanceRe: What Pretty Lady Has To Say About Her Marriage To The Ugliest Man In Uganda by fbtowner(m): 3:21pm On Jan 12, 2016
chiiiiisoooooooooos. angry
CelebritiesRe: 200level Female Student Shared Her Bedroom Photo On Instagram This Morning by fbtowner(m): 3:18pm On Jan 12, 2016
like one man that came to my office once said. all this girls didn't come to fix this world. they came to spoil it grin
RomanceRe: Every Girl Wants To Marry A Rich Guy by fbtowner(m): 3:15pm On Jan 12, 2016
wahala dey ooo. me I don't blame anybody gold digging jare after all our political leaders have been gold digging since 1960. and they are okay.

a beg girls anything that rock your boat. make una carry go.
SportsRe: I Need Fixed Matches by fbtowner(m): 3:04pm On Jan 12, 2016
Pharmb:
Hello guys I am interested in fixed matches.. If u have a sure source inbox me on whatsapp let's talk 08165394051... It must be pay after win scammers stay off pls
fbtpicks..com
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date A Guy That U Are Older Than by fbtowner(m): 8:31am On Jan 10, 2016
lilzcee:
how old are u bro?
lol. any p my guy. I'm. in my late 20's.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can U Date A Guy That U Are Older Than by fbtowner(m): 8:10am On Jan 10, 2016
you girls saying no. I am sure haven't meet a guy like me. I look like 8 years added to my age. people even use to think I'm in my 30's. by chance I had older people as friends

but if I shaved off all my beard and mustache I look 18 grin grin
RomanceRe: ..... by fbtowner(m): 7:55am On Jan 10, 2016
that is called local yahoo yahoo. scam everywhere

thats one of the reasons my relationship fails. I'm too intelligent and d illusion of love cant overcome my intelligence.

most if not everything about this world is about money.

now to those ppl asking why the whites still pays our yahoo guys on dating scam. here is a Nigerian falling victim ooo


the lady have two option. let it go or pay him back. its your choice. but I will say. let it go. he was just smatter that. you
CrimeRe: Man Catches A Guy Who Duped Him 2years Ago Outside A Bank In Surulere &grabs Him by fbtowner(m): 7:38am On Jan 10, 2016
Rexnegro:
Haa You too be scammer? Police o another scammer dey here o...
come and see saint ooooooo guys. grin
Jokes EtcRe: Olamide's Back To Back Is Now Trending ...see The Funny Trend by fbtowner(m): 10:51am On Jan 09, 2016
I think by now u guys should understand why most artists get high before singing or performing.

anything done after Highness is always a hit back to back from weed to tramadol to pawpaw leaf. yet una say smoking weed no good. f*ck that sh*t highness ti take over holiness o jawo mo. grin
CrimeRe: Man Catches A Guy Who Duped Him 2years Ago Outside A Bank In Surulere &grabs Him by fbtowner(m): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2016
bad day for my guy grin
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by fbtowner(m): 11:06pm On Jan 07, 2016
shingu:
God will bless yhu o jare....aw i go fone for a girl u go con divorce me marry d fone God forbid i will find way of spoilin d fone i swear hmm i be correct street boy o #LeaveThrashForLawma
SportsRe: Scam Alert!!!! by fbtowner(m): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2016
Op its better for you to get yourself a real job and forget all this. Fools fooling people
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Is Addicted To Her Phone by fbtowner(m): 10:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
Thunder wey go fire the girl wey I go use my money buy phone for wey go com dey ignore me still dey for army training ground

Besides I don't think I can even buy phone for my girlfriend. Lol. She must have over do some impressing stuff.

I think with my head not my dick

Op try to b like me grin
BusinessRe: Are You Being Scammed By Gtbank Western Union Rate As Well? by fbtowner(m): 2:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
Nigeria itself is a SCAM don be deceived and get use to it



Instead of complaining op u can put down your brain and find another way around it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Social Media Mistakes That Could Cost You The Job by fbtowner(m): 2:49pm On Jan 05, 2016
Ok. Good one for the job seekers and hires like u said


We the entrepreneur don't need this cheesy
Were my fellow entrepreneurs @ I hope say una dey make money. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Humble Advise To Single Ladies In The House. by fbtowner(m): 10:22am On Jan 04, 2016
Tell them abeg.
And let's pray they listen.
Christianity EtcRe: Pictures,status:biggest Jesus In Africa by fbtowner(m): 9:46am On Jan 03, 2016
Lol. Status. Op I forgive you

I hope Queen will find a place in her hearth and forgive u too. grin useless man. Sorry I don't mean to insult u
CelebritiesRe: I Bought A Sachet Pure Water With "Poison" Written As The Name (pics) by fbtowner(m): 10:43am On Jan 02, 2016
Durentt:
move away jooor. Forgive ur stupidity nd gettout of my thread.
This is not a nice way to acknowledge my kindness
CelebritiesRe: I Bought A Sachet Pure Water With "Poison" Written As The Name (pics) by fbtowner(m): 10:29am On Jan 02, 2016
Durentt:
pics of water dat disappeared ? undecided Are u dis dense?
you are the dense one now go back and read the topic again

I forgive you
TravelRe: Going For A Day Time-out @ijebu-ode by fbtowner(m): 9:51pm On Jan 01, 2016
Tstone1:
Are you this place gonna be okay sire! grin
lol its a nice place go enjoy your self bro
TravelRe: Going For A Day Time-out @ijebu-ode by fbtowner(m): 9:44pm On Jan 01, 2016
Tstone1:
Ooh..thanks man! Anything I need to know about city hall..
greedy people and also stingy be careful with your things

before i forget most of the indigine there smells
TravelRe: Going For A Day Time-out @ijebu-ode by fbtowner(m): 9:39pm On Jan 01, 2016
Fly bike to city hall
FamilyRe: I'm Losing My Head, Home And World, Please Help Me. by fbtowner(m): 9:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
Mam or sir please seek God this is so terrible waaaaaaat lani is a monster karma is definitely eating akpu and banga soup it will be ready for him soon


This woman is in a real mess your life is almost messed up

seek God ASAP u need him now or never


The deed is done don't tell your husband spare the poor man's life please let the girl travel or just work something out so she can leave the house


just please spare the poor man's life or you will regret it if the shock kills him
RomanceRe: People Say I Look Innocent. by fbtowner(m): 9:22pm On Jan 01, 2016
U shaa want us to look your profile oya we haff look oya comot there make another person enter grin
Car TalkRe: 9ja Used Car Is Not The Best by fbtowner(m): 12:35pm On Jan 01, 2016
Siena:
[color=Blue]Bad advise. Supposing someone close to you ends up buying this broken pencil, when he / she could have bought an elitist Parker Fountain Pen, with free ink?[/color]
Ok you go soon learn
Car TalkRe: 9ja Used Car Is Not The Best by fbtowner(m): 11:19am On Jan 01, 2016
Don't waist your time and money. Sell it off. Pass the burden to someone who hasn't learn. I guess you have learned your own lessons by now
RomanceRe: New Year, New Wahala: Advice Needed Please by fbtowner(m): 11:08am On Jan 01, 2016
khristals:
cry I know just what u need bruh..

...I know a certain specie of leaf that has all the answers

...you could try the ones grown in sapele, they are known for bringing out the constructive ideas in you

..however u might want to look out for the ones grown in ogbomosho! if u take this one u will come back here creating another thread and asking for assistance..

and to make things better since it's new year u can mix it with ur jollof or soup! :-D :-D thank me later
Badt guy. Na ugwo leaf abii. grin
Technology MarketRe: On My Way To Akwa Ibom To Meet A Nairalander. by fbtowner(m): 10:58am On Jan 01, 2016
Oboy u try oo. Well I have done worst before. And ppl have come from other states to buy from me too


But iphone 6+ for 45k is far too cheap. Something is fishing. You might not find out till u will buy it

All the police station stuff is nothing bro.

Keep you eyes open. And your brains open as well


Good luck
RomanceRe: It's 2016 Already In Some Countries by fbtowner(m): 9:48pm On Dec 31, 2015
YourMain:
What are we doing oo
I don't know what its called. You please tell me
RomanceRe: Heartbroken And Bleeped Up Emotionally by fbtowner(m): 9:41pm On Dec 31, 2015
Ok

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