₦airaland Forum

maddock:
Some people in this nairaland are just so pathetic and un-redeemable. Talking trash about some bodies father like they are of the same age group. .

Don't mind them.

MadCow1:
Nice...

You don block eye already?

Flexherbal:
Warning: nobody should observe eclipse with unclad eyes.

True. You may see God.

junketer:
This is good. Atleast we know that these people will go to school because they want to learn and even after eating they will stay at school until dismissal time. In another part of the country, they go to school in the morning to eat the free food and then leave after eating.

Sometimes, one plus one equals two.

Izonpikin:
...my question is why does God need to answer such frivolous prayers whilst kids suffering in war torn areas or in idp camps haven't had theirs answered ..these religious leaders just mock God every now and then...what has the petrol in adeboyes car got to do with God ..i just tire joor...

It seems the Lord works in mysterious ways. These men of God have made ignorance a virtue amongst their folk. That's why the sheep are scared to ask questions. To be curious or inquisitive is to be evil and anti-Christ. Lol.

Na dem sabi.

Izonpikin:
that empty tank driving for 3 hours na wa...i tire for that testimony...cheii...

No be only you. Holy Spirit turn to spiritual petrol. The man has problem. The other day, he claimed he was approaching a city in his private jet, when he asked God to turn off the snow so that he can speak to his children. Na so God off snow, till Im commot. Adeboye is either a psychotic liar, or he's inflicted by a severe strain of cerebrum eradicatus

Africans are running the race for the ultimate medal - a place in heaven. No earthly treasure is greater than that. One day, Jesus the Slain will place a crown upon the head of every African, a crown that will shine forevermore.

Our focus is on spiritual things like gold streets in heaven and big, huge gigantic mansions. This earth is only ephemeral; don't be so carnal. Even Jesus warns against this.

Of what use will a gold medal be when Satan will be roasting your bum-bum in hell? Can Michale Phelps swim in the lake of fire?Can Usain Bolt run faster than God's judgement?

Olympics will come and go, but Jesus is forevermore.

Samunique:
Well I give up on you, since you believe your own father will/may one day start talking rubbish.

Harsh truth. Old age comes with its problems.

MorningLight:
funny enough, the idiot has feargod to his name..

Fear God, not Man. I can only hope one day you will learn to tell the difference.

Funlordjnr:
The hustle for offering is real!

Tithe money sweet na.

He's planning for the future. Encourage members to marry amongst themselves. The children tithes don dey standby.

"Whatever Jonathan touches, turns to Bad luck when he's done with it"

Chain the change-changer.

Samunique:
Do you have a father at all ?

Yes, I have a father too. And when he's old, he may start talking nonsense, and I'll have to feed him and take care of him. It's the natural cycle of life; birth and death, the old giving way for the new.

Adeboye has a mental problem; of course due to natural causes. Any other man who claims to have driven 3 hours on an empty tank will be taken to a psychiatric hospital.

But it's Adeboye - no matter what nonsense comes out of his lips, there will be people like you willing to defend him for no fee. I hope you have as much love for your father as you do for your mini-God.

Poor old man. Only in Nigeria we give people with mental problems microphone.

winner01:
Lol.
I wish I could
Do you want me to stop? .

Na. I can't stop you from wasting your time.

Never seen a Christian who evangelizes atheism so well. He's gonna open at least 8 more atheist threads before the week runs out.

Kudos. Make this ya habit no kill you.

winner01:
Be careful who you call on to "enlighten" you, for a blind person may not recognize light.

*sniggers*

analice107:
Simply put, there's no existence in INFINITY, Everything that exists, ceases to exists with TIME.
God is Infinity.

Nna na wa..

KingEbukasBlog:
Who told you God does not exist Did you embark on a peregrination around the universe and outside of it to figure it out Do you know its rational to agree to the existence of a creator without faith and extremely stupid to deny it because of emotions .

Nice job avoiding my question. It's one thing to claim something exists or doesn't without evidence, it's another to start giving it all sorts of characteristics. When you say this God (which you've never seen, heard or touched, at least not in the physical sense) is eternal, it's only proper that you follow up with some facts to back up your claims.

But who am I to dispute this eternal, invisible entity with you? Special Apostle of the Most High, Great Prophet of God, He who converses with He who created the Universe. It's an honor to chat with God's spokesman.

KingEbukaNaija:
The notion of God becoming from nothing has been corrected - He is eternal -

Says who? You? He told you? Or you kinda figured it out?

dpete1:
see dumb ass mumu.its only an advice...in africa, marriage is important..if she is not an african,there wouldnt have been problem buh she is AFRICAN!!

Mr African.

Emmahunk:
So troubling to notice that NL truly has all sorts. Imagine such a great post by the op being turned into a thread for heresy by some doomed souls. More surprising is even the fact that some of them even got some likes. Lord have mercy.

The internet is not your church.

daywatcher:
According to Nigerian christians teachings, is the US not the most immoral country with plenty of sodoman and gomorrah activities? Abi it suit you to call them religious for the sake of the topic?

I'm not a Nigerian Christian, whatever that means. I'm not religious. You can conduct your own independent study if you choose to. The fact is religion still plays an important role in the US.

Pvin:
Elucidate or withdraw thy statement

God is Satan, his alter-ego, his evil side. Satan is God. He's judge, arch-enemy, the side he detests. The Bible was written by humans to control humans.

Created the world. Got killed by 3 nails.

timilehing:
You as a kid, you do not fear your father? Or as an employee, do you not have fear for your boss

Just that in Yahweh's case, he's kept a fire burning for those who do not fear him. Yahweh has some deep issues.

MAYOWAAK:
World's top 5 economies top the Olympic medals table:

USA - 60
Working nations work in all spheres of life, whereas religious nations like Pakistan, India,Nigeria and Saudi Arabia pray for medals and find excuses.

The US is also religious. Don't twist facts to fit your faulty assumptions.

God is Satan is God.

There's stupidity.. and then there's the Nigerian stupidity - steeped in proud ignorance. Unwilling to learn, change or absorb new information.

That's all I see here.

Worship a foreign God, bear a foreign name. Your ancestors are going to hell anyways. You wouldn't like to join them, would you?

hopefuLandlord:
Why are you scared of answering that question?

[size=14pt]TAKE YOUR BIBLE AND SHOW ME WHERE AN ATHEIST KILLED SOMEONE[/size]

David was an atheist pretending to be God's Chosen.

KingEbukasBlog:
I implore you to back to school...

Definitely not Sunday School. I don't want to end up like you, an African worshiping a dead Jew.