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Let me do one for Benita

I love the "raining on the loins" part.

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ijustdey:
2019 presidency: S’East committee shortlists Patience Jonathan, Ekweremadu, Okorocha, Orji-Uzor Kalu, Obi, 8 others






http://dailypost.ng/2017/06/16/2019-presidency-seast-committee-shortlists-patience-jonathan-ekweremadu-okorocha-orji-uzor-kalu-obi-8-others/

Patience Jonathan? The loud, unrefined, classless lady who brought shame and ridicule to the office of First ladies worldwide?

The woman who was so greedy she accepted to become permanent secretary in Bayelsa while still serving as First lady in Abuja?

The woman who brought in the national new driver's licence fraud and mass-defrauded Nigerian motorists?

The same woman who has no respect for authority, a usurper?

She should be in prison not the Presidency.

Dimples129:


7 by 7 you say! I think I've been in that bed

Orthopaedic mattress! Yep, I know that touch from anywhere

are you sure? Your DP leaves me with a thirst Kim couldn't quench.

Dimples129:
I have dimples, do you have a house because I'm a sucker for a man with a house

You lol! You forever looking for something

I like you already. I got a house with a 7 by 7 bed. Mattress is orthopaedic.

MrOkekeMunachi:
Date who, perish the thought! I don't date old hags with vaginas the size of wells for your info.

You and your entire demented group are all loser and failures. Try and type coherently for once in your miserable life, trapwhore, who knows, may be a man might just marry your diseased infected ass.

Aren't you appalled how unimaginative these mentally sterile puppets could be? For all the thrilling brutal names one could conjure up, he settles for death is knocking

How tough can a cassava-chewing goat try to be when we all know he's too dumb to pass the mirror test.

The dude is still sulking from his failed sham that revealed him as Romance section douchebag who couldn't write 18 million properly. You don't really reply someone that intellectually impotent. You just use him as a direct inspiration for Thanksgiving to God that the lottery of life flung you to a family with 100 percent superior DNA .

Dimples129:
We know each other? I'm drawn to the lez in your moniker or am I mistaking you for someone else?

I'm a newbie. Do you have dimples? I'm a sucker for girls who do

Dimples129:
House fishing

I'm dimples-hunting

Way to go.

Attention-seeking idiotic senator. Who's interested in mapping the urhobos to Biafra? Whether Nigeria stands or falls, the urhobos will always be swallowed up either in Nigeria or whatever fragments she disintegrated into.

This is why we call our girls to higher moral standards even while risking the pains of being called a chauvinist.

The infidelity of woman has far greater consequences than a man's. And I make bold to say as much as 15 to 20 percent of children around the world has dubious parentage due to the sexual dishonesty of their mothers.

Such a shame DNA technology is still a tad above the basics of our average healthcare

Diamondville:
When a man is cheating, the society askes his wife to pray for him.. when a woman cheats even if it is once, the man is asked to throw her out.. does this not show societal support of male infidelity in Nigeria?? Is this not a form of male chauvinism

Society doesn't actually encourage male infidelity, rather society pays more emphasis on the consequences of female infidelity which carry far more disastrous fallout.

Isn't this legal torture enough to reawaken her suicidal instincts?

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