₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
Team foreign chicks Oya fall in

You never see anything

they are still better than a recycled street bicycle like you.

We don't need the police to tell us this if Nigeria is not a daft country

Ttalk:
Atiku is a book that should not be read, a stillborn, an aborted dream, and a born failure whose destiny is bound to fail.

All of his political journey pointed to too many avoidable mistakes.

He chose to fight the wrong people.

Chooses the wrong time and has always made the wrong decision.

It is rumored he slept with the wrong gender and traveled at the wrong time to the wrong places.

He fights his best friends and keeps his staunch enemy.

Make Atiku a general, and he would destroy his battalion with stray bullets, an Atiku as a pilot, and expect a crashed plane.

Atiku's too many poor decisions are a red flag for a sane mind. He alone should pursue his lost battle

how does this answer to the alleged forgery of President Tinubu's certificate?

chccho:
Before them born u I have been driving cars

says the Nairaland's chief of perceptual disturbances

chccho:
I DISAGREE

I bet you don't even know how to drive a stick.

Go check 0-60 spec of all the cars with manual and automatic gears and see their time differences. I could help you with some real data sheet of same car different gears here if you're willing.

ibinaboonline:
The debate has been ongoing for a long time now and this is my two cents on the matter.

A car's speed is not solely determined by whether it has a manual or automatic transmission. Both manual and automatic transmissions can offer similar performance in terms of speed.

However, the actual speed and acceleration depend on various factors such as the engine's power, torque, aerodynamics, and weight.

True, manual transmissions can provide a more direct connection between the driver and the engine, allowing for precise control and potentially faster acceleration if the driver is skilled at shifting gears efficiently.

On the other hand, modern automatic transmissions, especially those with advanced dual-clutch or continuously variable designs, can shift gears quickly and efficiently, potentially rivaling or surpassing the performance of manual transmissions.

Experienced drivers, what do you think?

manuals are still faster.

Automatic are electronically controlled and glitches happend. Their upshift and downshift times varies in different conditions.

Sometimes it won't kick down at the exact same instance or point.

A Manual car allows a driver to push to the very limit of the car. So manual will always be 1/10 of a second quicker both in acceleration and top speed.

If you have two cars , same model and same spec and one is manual and the other automatic, the manual will top it both on paper and real test by a skilled driver.

daniella45:
be decieving yourself mumu
its like you are a recycler yourself thats why na

you follow just 4 Nairalanders and one of them is named lüngdick.... that, my dear, is the summary of your life.

Your decisions will always be determined not by rational deliberations but by the ceaseless itching in your vulva.

Acidosis:
How do you broke shame people you don't know online? Go and make money yhen yhen.. If I post my weekly earning here, are you sure your annual salary can match??

okay

Acidosis:
Your experience is one of the reasons to avoid dating older men. The generational gap is weird. Imagine the nonsense he is sending to you, a 40 year old man with many garbage, still virgin hunting while acting like a clueless toddler. He wants the Regina but can't be the Ned. Shame.

Calm down, you would find someone within your age group.

don't console yourself with her post. I will tell you something I learnt, the hard way.

Women will often find older men attractive.

The only people who will revolt like you are women in their 30s and younger broke men like you.

Start hustling, bro.

killsmith:
This idiot is almost 50 and still looking for post of special adviser to loot public fund.

Dead body get shame pass Reno.

he's past 50

Abeg all of Nigeria should do well by ignoring this man who decided to learn prostitution at old age.

Talent and humility. Very rare qualities.

Opanka44:
Good day my beautiful people here. Nairaland is my Family because I don't have a physical/Blood-related family and I believe I'll get the appropriate counsel here.

So, I work as a teacher of Mathematics in a Private School. The school is almost 3years since it's establishment while I'm over 2years working there.

My Employers(Husband & wife) are the Best you can ever have as far as the teaching job is concerned. They pay on time and are easygoing people. However, almost all the staff(42 staff) aren't happy with the fact that they give parents and students more concern at the detriment of the staff. As in, you can't get into a conflict with a learner or parent & ever expect to win the case even when it is obvious you're Right.

They allow the parents to decide what goes on in the school. And this isn't going down well with many of the staff. Parents moan a lot when u give them such chance. At a point I had to tell my boss that I was resigning, but he pleaded with me to stay and I stayed. But I'm really getting fed up.

The other thing is his incessant and unsolicited calls. I've worked in Eight schools in four different states of this country & I hate to be friends with my employers cos I have learnt a lot based on my previous experiences.

Such relationship doesn't end well cos I'm always at the receiving end. Truth is, I love the sch so much. The pay is not even up to 40k but I bless God. Aside doing my job, I also advise him on way forward as regards the sch. I even won the Best teacher's award last session.

I feel really uncomfortable with the way he calls me everyday even on weekends and odd hours. I no longer have my Privacy. He calls for very trivial reasons and it's about what I should do, how parents are complaining about some particular issues.

You hardly get applause for been dedicated to work. He is so quick to criticize, but never gives credit when he should. No matter how perfect you are at your job, once there's one little stain on it, it has dented every other good deeds. It's really so demoralizing and we the staff are not happy. There's no staff there that isn't hardworking, so why not overlook a few mistakes? I understand it's Business but his staff are also humans.

At times, I will have to either put off my two phones or put the phones on DND so as to avoid his calls. He has all my three lines. I had to stylishly ask some other close colleagues of mine if they also received such numerous calls form our Boss, but they said No.

So why is mine different?

how did your boss get all three of your number?

Why did you take it upon yourself to offer unsolicited advice to him?

Why do you think parents don't have a say in a private school what goes on with their kids?

You're a confused person who very self conceited. You probably think the world revolves around you but it doesn't .

pocohantas:
White woman has a boyfriend and still wan knack Naija guy.

Naija guy: White women are straight forward. They are open with their sexual expectations. They can just knack you and go. No fake love. #TeamForeignGirls

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Naija girl has a bf and wants to knack Naija guy.

Nairaland guy: Nigerian women are oloshos. Borehole pùssy. I pity who marries these ones. They can fck for indomie and egg.

Another Nairaland guy: Which indomie? Useless girls with itchy pù**y. They must want to knack.

Another Nairaland guy: Then when they are evenings newspapers they will go to Shiloh. Naso one wan trap me enter marriage. I just dey fu** am. Mumu dey wait for ring.

Yet another Nairaland guy: Once I leave Nigeria, nothing fit make me date Naija girl again. Useless entitled oloshos.

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Dearest Naija women, this too shall pass.

Only you can paint this mirror-clear picture of Nairaland males because of your rich and exhaustive offline encounters with them.

I know you're stil nursing some hurts how all of those relationships turned south and you probably have a dozen different responses for topics like this anytime it hits front page.

But have you tried bathing in a drum full of disinfectant? A drum load of it will wash you clean of all bad experiences and encounters you have had with Nairaland males.

Your memory will be washed clean
Your heart blessed with forgetfulness
Even the tawtaw go realign back.

Every girl deserves to be free from the trauma of dating too many men.

And I chose you for this liberation per disinfectant

Tinubu's pigs who call themselves lawyers are willing to tell Nigerians they have been firing from all cylinders to make sure their oga's records aren't released, yet they called it nothing?

God!

In many parts of Southern Nigeria, one a grave is dug, it cannot be closed without putting something inside!

Africans and superstitions.

AllenSpencer:
History will never forget how CR7 conquered Europe. His versatility and dominance across Europe will always be remembered. The charisma of him rising to the stage when it mattered most, will never be forgotten.

The scribes has it that Messi was favored by the collaboration of FIFA, UEFA and Adidas!

na your type believe say na jibril of Sudan dey aso rock that year

AImiron:
SOURCE

frightfully I found someone who shares my exact same opinion in this matter to the very last detail. Ronaldo isn't close to Messi. The comparison is only on paper and stats .

The gap is too big the media created the rivalry for their own profit

ManirBK:
https://thenationonlineng.net/tinubu-urges-us-court-to-reverse-order-asking-chicago-university-to-release-academic-records/

this man is hit even supposed to be a father let alone a president of a nation

daniella45:
is your mother a man?

I don't answer questions from a girl who's been recycled on different poles

So all these while this man has grh chasing this married woman, she didn't tell her husband?

What gave him the boldness to break into a married woman's whom he's been wooing?

Women are devils.

Horribly poor write-up. Seems the lazy blogger converted the original Latin publication with Google translator.

Humans are becoming lazy.

Galaxyss:
Naso... What about their data zapping, Won't they do something about that?


Because now 2gb worth of data can't download file of 1.5gb

especially Airtel, the data fraud.

ThatCEO:
We don't have a leadership crisis in this country, we just have way too many dull people, I mean, just take a look at the leaders we appoint.

If you can't put naira Marley at the crime scene, heck, he wasn't in d country a full 2 weeks before Mohbad died, you don't have a murder weapon or a evidence of poisoning, call both CIA and KGB together, they will sweat over this issue.

Let the police release his toxicology report Na, make we check wetin dey him system d time he died.

The angry mob r too dull to realise that Naira owns the right to all of MOHBAD's hits. The more he tops the chart, d richer Marley becomes, if una like make una no give am show for 3 years. The kain money wey Apple music alone will pay Marley go shock una.

Everybody is calling for Marley's head, but what kind of life was Mohbad having before he met Marley? Abi we no gather see the condition of his father? Did he ever in his life dreamt of making anything out of life before he met Marley n became big boy n even thought of buying a ₦30M range rover?

What type of an upbringing do you think Naira himself had? Had a difficult childhood, had no one to look out for him, walking around d street of UK not knowing if the next person that walks past you will stab you in the kidney. How many of you live in a place where you are scared of getting stabbed?

I am sick of the humongous amount of dumb people in just one country. Dey won't do shitt about the high cost of living, filling out in their millions over a case that's police work.

the average Nigerian youth is a dullard. Especially the under 25. Give them a propaganda and they can't scrutinize it. Victims of social engineering.

Mohbad's wife, mother ,father had not complained but these daft strangers are screening from the rooftops

A nurse was injecting him at home ...or wasn't enough to ask critical questions

These are the morons that this country will have to depend on tomorrow

Esomchy:
please guys please don't just scroll pass. please I beg you in the name of almighty GOD pls someone should please help me, my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. May GOD bless you

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First Bank

scammer, get a job. And stop hugging front page to scam the public

Toks2008:
I don't know if this is normal but I find these four things very attractive on a lady and the fourth one is really very weird.

1. Extra small Nose Stud: Personally I find most nose studs or rings very unattractive but there is something very classy about a lady rocking a pin head extra small nose stud on one side of her nose . Unlike the big nose studs, this one looks very decent and classy.

2. . Leg Chain: I'm a lover of beautiful legs and a lady rocking leg chain on a beautiful leg gives the leg an extra beauty regardless of the skin colour.

3. Waist Chain: I am not really a lover of waist beads because it gives that eerie vibe but waist chains are in a whole different class. Waist chain unlike beads give a very classy and more beautiful look especially the dangling loosed types and it is even more beautiful when a lady puts two different colours.

4. Pierced Tongue : This fifth one is weird but the odogwus will understand wettin dey if a lady with pierced tongue use it to chew their sugar cane. Amazingly, whenever I see a lady with pierced tongue, I fight so hard not to get attracted to them cos of the bad girl vibe they give

So as a guy, what are those weird things you find very attractive on a lady?

what a nice example you are for your daughter and son. What role model with exemplary conduct.

Pokes!

blamingthedevil:
@baloo1010

fake story

Spectators:
Village women gathered to fl0log man who beats his wife

A man has been spotted in a video presently trending online being flogged for beating his wife.

He allegedly beat his wife and all the other women in the village gathered with sticks and flogged him.

This is a very rare video that has sparked reactions online as many say women are now standing up for their fellow woman harassed by her husband.

The common question was, can't the man run away?


https://spectatorsng.com/village-women-gathered-to-fl0g-man-who-bats-his-wife-video/

must be in the South East

EcoBrick:
@stats_feed World of Statistics

no source and no link.

Devil's messenger.

A president that organised fake bishops and fake certificate will organise media propaganda.

Worst government in history

dahmmmy:
Source- https://www.channelstv.com/2022/12/19/infinix-emerges-most-exceptional-phone-brand-at-nigeria-technology-awards/

when an underdeveloped, corrupt, backward country gives technological awards

ganisucks:
Don't mind the hypocrital religious bigots. Once men see a single mother, or a young woman pregnant out of wedlock, they immediately starting forming jesuits. They will conviently forget the fact that they engage in extramarital affairs, and see the woman as dirty and dangerous. This they do, because they detest and hate strong independent women, and see a woman who doesn't want the help of a man as a poison pod of cocoa that will infect the whole flock

do not be pregnant and stupid at the same time.

Nothing will kill a woman faster than modernity. Nobody is a afraid of independent woman . They are not just romantic and very unfuckable.

Wiseandtrue:
Will you provide him with the machine Abi you provide am, him no use am

Or do you suggest he sits around waiting for a machine

So who is mentally lazy now

there's no special tool needed for lifting engine off a car. Just a metal pole and chain most mechanics have or a string rope fitted at both ends of the engine and lifted by two mechanics.

Don't anybody own a car in your lineage?