₦airaland Forum

TheUmbra:
I just posted a source of one of his many false assertions. The guy is annoying to say the least

I have read some of his laughable attempt to pass as an informed human being

Efewestern:
you could have pointed out the error before attacking the op.

before you guys arrived we were all having a nice discussion and I pointed out some errors in his map which he accepted was wrong.

it's obvious you are not again this article ,but against his person.

I would advice fratermathy to limit his articles to Urhobo/isoko and itsekiri, to avoid been attacked by your likes.


Good day.

please shut up!!! If someone rewrites your history and lineage in a brass and ignorant manner in front of the watching world, such a person should be horsewhipped in a public square for correction

TheUmbra:

The same quack who defined the Niger Delta region to comprise just the Urhobos, Ijaws and Itsekiris!

What an emboldened nuisance!

so his ethno-political madness has a history known here.

Urhobo wayo

fratermathy:
Noted.

bidding time to edit your dumb monosyllabic response again?

TheUmbra:
You're without shame, cursed with the same myopia I've seen afflicting many of your tribes men.

Buffoon! Arrogant quack! You're defining what is what and who is who in another man's ancestral lineage and affinity. While lumping urhobos and Isoko as one you tore the Anoimas into tiny groups. Bloody wizard! Idiocentric bastàrd! Anioma is one! We're the largest ethnicity in Delta State with the most LGAs.

Idiot! Come and teach me my history.

Oh, Urhobo is fifth largest ethnic group in Nigeria just as Cameroon is the biggest country in Africa.
Orué! Ekpa! Mumu!

The boy emboldened ignorance tire me.

fratermathy:
Like I said, you suffer from a deficiency of English language.

And the kaikai plonker doesn't want to face the substance under scrutiny.


You're only exhibiting your dubious, mischievous and mediocre inheritances.
That's what you're known for. Analphabetic lowbred manipulator

Eastfield1:
I wanted to warn you on the same Issue that Fearlez just said.
But he already said it all.
I will be on your tail Henceforth cos it seems like you urhobos have an Agenda.
I pity y'all that think any Igbo speaking community in SS Especially Opobo is up for A free Grab
We are watching and Waiting

don't mind that blood sucking leech from delta central.

They have been trying to even create another ethnicity out of ndokwa who are anioma people so that they (the urhobos) would have access to be part of an onshore oil community. Ndokwa bounds urhobos geographically.

fratermathy:
Okay.! I can see that English is your problem! I won't be the one to solve it. Go and get a private teacher to help you.

And the political cum historical destitute of Nigeria's tribal evolution has to edit his initial monosyllabic reply , ("ok" ) to respond.

Take a look at your submissions I emboldened and see that you're a mischievous ignoramus trying to teach what you haven't finished understanding.

Starch-eating mumu.

fratermathy:
16. The Anioma people of Delta State (Delta North- Asaba and environs) speak related Igboid languages. Anioma is an acronym for Aniocha, Ndokwa, Ika, and Oshimili (subgroups comprising what is regarded as Delta Igbo). However, these groups are constitutionally acknowledged as different ethnicities and they speak different dialects, apart from the Enuani (Aniocha and Oshimili) who speak a dialect of Igbo very close to Onitsha dialect.

17. Ikwerre, Ekpeye and Ogba (Akalaka brothers) speak loosely related Igboid languages. They trace their history to Benin like the Edoid groups. Ikwerre is the dominant ethnic group in Rivers State.


- Written by Iroro Orhero (literarymathy[at]gmail.com).
- Do not copy without acknowledging the writer and/or the source.

You sit in one dingy shack emboldened by the anonymity of the internet, and in one long breath dabble into waters your interrupted education couldn't swim you through.

Anioma and ikwere do not speak a form of related igboid dialect. Thier dialect is part of Igboid language not related to it.

Some of you urhobos from delta state (both you, the OP and the original writer of the article you posted) are often mischievous people trying to create new political groups to further your agenda.

Stop spreading your silly agenda by subdividing ethnicities into political motivated madness. Waawa, (Enugu)enuani (delta north) eza, (ebonyi) down to umuahia and Owerri all have dialects that are igboid and not related to igboid.

Stop misinforming people with cheap political agenda.

Nkemakonam62:
The President of Dangote Group, Aliko Dangote, has lauded the decision of the Federal Government to reconstruct the failed Apapa-Wharf road.

With its grim state serving as an embarrassment to the country, there is also a huge loss of about N140 billion to the government on a weekly basis.

Dangote who spoke to select media men yesterday, said: “The economy loses more than N20 billion daily. It affects businesses across the country. All our operations in the hinterland in Ilorin, in Kano are operating at 40 per cent maximum capacity.”

Lamenting the state of roads in the country, Dangote said: “Today, there is no linkage road going from South West to the North. You have to go all the way through Ajaokuta, Obajana, Lokoja and you have to go by that uncompleted road Obasanjo started 13 years ago.‘’
Commenting on his resolve to be personally involved in the Apapa- Wharf road reconstruction, he said: “More than 60 per cent of our country’s import and exports come through the port and we leave it unattended. That is why we started on our own. Flour Mills said they will join us, but now government changed the design because they want all the cables and pipes underground and to have a more robust solution.”
To help in bringing the cost down, he explained that he forced his company to do it at a zero profit. According to him, “Both Dangote and Flour Mills are pumping in over N2.5 billion for the 2 kilometres double lane on each side making a total of 4 kilometres.”
He explained that the biggest job “is drainage because that is what is destroying the road. We will make sure this problem is sorted out once and for all. This thing should not be allowed to happen. We started discussion with the government over a year ago and we are happy that we have been given the opportunity to finally fix it.”
The Federal Government last weekend handed over the troubled road to Dangote Industries Limited and Flour Mills of Nigeria Plc. (FMN) for immediate reconstruction with concrete overlay.
The Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) was signed by the FG, DIL, NPA and the FMN.
The Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, signed the agreement for the handover of the road, on behalf of the Federal Government, while the Managing Director, NPA, Hadiza Usman, and Joseph Makoju, honorary advisor to Aliko Dangote, president, Dangote Group, and Gbedebo, signed for their respective organisations.
The three organisations are embarking on the project as part of their corporate social responsibility (CSR) to Apapa, where they all do business.
The construction work to be handled by AG Dangote, a civil construction company, and joint venture between Dangote Group and AG of Brazil, would utilise concrete slabs as against asphalt, common with road construction in this part of the world.
more at http://www.akelicious.com/2017/06/nigeria-loses-n140-billion-to-apapa.html

What about the billions lost in monthly environmental sanitation by Government's mandate to stall businesses for 5 hours every last Saturday of the month?

What about billions lost to corrupt police checkpoints on our highways costing motorists extra long hours, fuel and other miscellaneous expenses?

Wnat about our dumb Nigerian police who do stop and search on rush hours 8am everyday when everyone else in other sane countries are rushing to meet office and business appointments?

We lose billions to the gridlock caused by Government's agents and outdated authoritarian laws.

Nigeria has always been a sick country.

Ponbolkay:
Yeah....

if you're anyone of those in that pic, you're a bloody student doing clinicals

IamaNigerianGuy:
This is not a miracle. It is a phenomenon well documented in the medical literature. It has happened before and will happen again.

The patient was mistakenly diagnosed as deceased after what was probably a cardiac arrest. He in all likelihood had spontaneous resumption of cardiac and circulatory activity. The technical term is ROSC
"A patient is not dead until he is warm and dead" is what you are taught in emergency medicine courses because cold preserves the vital organs and can allow recovery later.

In 19th century Europe and America , there were so many cases of people mistakenly thought dead who woke up, that a practice was established of keeping the 'corpse' in a room for 24 to 48 hours with a bell beside him/her. Friends and relatives would gather expectantly waiting with hope. If he awoke he was supposed to ring the bell.
That is the origin of the term 'wake keeping'

...and the hole in the heart was covered up by the cold in the mortuary?

Adeyeancah:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/234571-breaking-n541-billion-debt-access-bank-others-take-over-etisalat-nigeria.html

Now these banks would either sell off the company to regain their loan or operate the company just to recoup their loans.

Etisalat is never going to be the same again.

smellingmenses:
How?

I think I get your point now. Honestly I think she's been charred almost permanently from her abusive childhood by the first man in her life who is suppose to be the foundation of love, protection and self-confidence in her life.

It's a tough circumstances to be born in. I think she needs help psychologically as her perception of men were formed by her experiences as a child.

Men her age can still brighten her life where her father has failed by painting a whole new different picture. Mocking her will only justify her skewed perception of men and serves no purpose.

smellingmenses:
She needs to free herself from the toxic hate.... It's hypertoxic

You're making it harder by creating a thread out of it. If you want to really help there are better options.

CheapSunglass:
lalasticlala

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/06/agree-nation-remain-one-osinbajo/

Even the pic is discriminatory. Are the northern traditional rulers part of Buhari's administration? What's with siting on same platform with the Acting President, flanking him left and right during conflict resolution gathering.

So the other delegates from the south gets to sit somewhere else and feel the psychological discrimination?

Is Mr Osibanjo a puppet being pulled by nothern puppeteers?

TheUmbra:
Guy no vex o! Below are a sample of your recent posts. I'll use them as psychoanalysis to unearth your psychological makeup. Shall we?



You directed the above quote to a shinarlaura. From your post you did the "following". Were you so needy, lacking in self esteem or you're just lame on the love game? Well, let's study further. And was that English you typed up there or Afrikaans?



Your directed the above remark at Mzlarem: There your frustration was registered for the first time in this study. But what could be the cause? Let's continue digging.



Directed at sexybbstar. You have openly showed your romantic interest towards her but you're too clumsy and bereft of finesse to woo her. Rather you friendzone yourself by acknowledging she has a man. "GOD BLESS YOUR MAN" was that supposed to be a pickup line? You simply want to be THAT MAN but there you are with the most lousy and circumventive approach. Shame on you!



Directed towards the same sexybbstar. The girl you couldn't man up and express your feelings for directly. Instead of you to approach lezz to give you some of his irresistible lines, you chose to hate him because he prospered where you failed miserably.
Just look at your cheap, butt-licking, uninspiring line. What girl is going to fall for a clumsy, lily-livered toaster like you.



And they're the reason you spend all day in Romance section. While they rejected you because you're clumsy in the game, you call them names.




Frustration takes another toll on you as the chances to find yourself a mate dwindle.



Gradually, you're turning into a psychopath as frustration and congi take over you.





Your social status was laid bare here; you're obviously still learning the ropes of life and you had the guts to talk about lezz. Mr spit, you should spit on yourself. You should fix your life first especially on financial matters before expressing your premature desire for women. Little wonder you're looking for a financially independent woman. Shameless man!



Here you go again. No self respect. Lousy fellow with lousy pickup lines. Even women two centuries ago would have found you boring.



There! Male love-vendor.

Conclusion: instead of hating on the likes of lezz who have everything you ever dreamed of, approach them humbly and they may provide you with solutions that would remedy your boring, uninspiring life.

Lolz, I did a cursory appraisal on his posts, found out he couldn't even complete NYSC and I resolved then and there to ignore him as Nigerian health practitioners ignore fatal gunshot victims.

Another bedbug he is whose self-esteem has the same lifespan as his internet subscription.

Out.

Enoquin:
The one that hasn't been able to rein in his emotions and has been quite insultive is offering me an advice. *Hands him a mirror* What do you see? Thought as much. Done! Lawma, come carry am

If lawma takes me, then you should find home in the slums of khayelitsha, Africa's 2nd largest slum where your true destiny would be actualised by becoming just another human garbage morphing into formless matter for the earth's particles.

boiz2men:
go play with ya girlfriends..... i noticed you write poems and you composed one for one of your dream NL gf....


just a tip: since you have a thing for jargons, try fiverr or freelancer.com ... You could make a fortune writing articles for $15 an hour...

Saying thank you wouldn't be out of place, the veiled extolment notwithstanding.

Eazybay:
U are really struggling to score a point and I can't understand why. I said it should be in quote and u wea correct on dat count, now I advise you get in touch with ur English teacher or anyone u respect so dey can explain in d simplest terms dat brothers-in-arms is NOT gender specific and I would have used it in d first place!!!

This guy stop bugging me jare

Pls point out the grammatical pratfall

You're a very dangerous person, one who has no scruples about lying and sticking his neck out when he's wrong. Below is your use of the word "sisters in arms" and you weren't referring to any movie. You clearly meant the other girls who were friends with her.
You were grammatically wrong.

Eazybay:
So no romancelander was nice enuf to correct your grammatical miscarriage? [b]Even ur sisters in arms? [/b]Please before you resort to ur saucy default mode just change the 'result' in ur post to 'resort', u even made d mistake twice!!!

Brother-in-arms chiefly means soldiers in combat together. The spirit is masculine hence the modern coinage of sisters-in-arms when women began enlisting in combat roles in the army.

You're desperately flipflopping and it's making you look denser than you were when we started.

boiz2men:
Bro.. Calm down. [b]Believe me I am an exceptional writer [/b]so stop it already with your technical jargons. If you are the same lezz , its only normal for you to support these girls cos you all are members of the same clique..

If not, your judgment is as valid as anyone else...
I don't expect you to be objective since you guys are all one and the same ..if you are the same lezz

No offense

whoever asked you?

Your insecurities have a retch-inducing stench!

Eazybay:
Yea it should be in quote... Esp if I was writing an article for publication or sth not for an online comment. If it was what u wea erroneously thinking then d actual word I should av used was brothers-in-arms regardless of d gender.

So do you now see how dumb you sound?

You keep trying to be a 21st century Lazarus...sorry Jesus isn't coming back to earth to wake up the dead directly so wait for the rapture and remain in the grave of your grammatical pratfall

You can't have meant brothers-in-arms when you were referring to a lady and her "clique".

If you are of the opinion written English in forums is to be lax, why criticise the girl in the first place?

You must be having advanced symptoms of internet mal-adaptation

greyboy5000:
really you never interpreted her comment but you said it was meant to gain favour with guys
Please state which particular part of her comment where she was praising guys

if you choose to intentionally cloak my comments with a lose interpretation and run with it, it is of your own choosing. " Grandstanding for the benefit of the boys" can never be interpreted to mean "gaining favours from the guys" I still believe she's doing this to impress the boys and cast other girls in a bad light. If she's a little old here, she must know no sex has the exclusivity of rudeness.

greyboy5000:
And no your comments was not blanket like you said her own was

I am wondering if I ever asserted mine was.

greyboy5000:
So frankly it is not your opinion anymore
You were addressing her with your post

example: I think people are stupid is an opinion

I think you are stupid is no longer an opinion I have insult you and infringed on your right as a human being

@ the emboldened, The "people" you're talking about aren't people in a collective vague sense like people. They are Nairaland girls , Romancelanders in particular. So you cannot hide an insult as an opinion, not minding the fact that insults can very well come as opinion.

So your logic falls on its own face.

Eazybay:
Oooooooh dis is really NAUSEATING! I was referring to a movie "sisters in arms" dea is no clear cut meaning for your word sisters-in-arms

If I remember correctly, you chid the poster for not getting support from her "sisters in arms" . That's a reference to people not a movie.

But let me grant you the assumption that you were indeed referring to the movie ( which I haven't heard of or seen), then it should also be in double inverted commas " " "Sisters in arm" or in italics:
Sisters in arms

I believe I have exhausted all possible angle over this bloomer.

It's been a while.

[quote author=Mrbllymer post=57675026][/quote]Thank you.

greyboy5000:
now you making assumption like you were in her head when she made the comment

You have to rephrase. I never interpreted her comments. She called girls in general "empty brained..."or something of that order. That's a direct statement that needs no assumption in interpretation.

greyboy5000:
Her comment was suppose to express her view
So what do you suggest she should next time before making comment
Perhaps seek the other girls permission so that it doesn't hurt their feelings
Besides you should have read the whole thread and see where the same girls you are protecting threw" blanket insult" at guys

I find it odd you took her own "blanket insult" personal to respond on the girls behave

let me play by your books; if her insults were her opinion and she could express them unreservedly irrespective of feelings, my post here referencing hers has been my own opinion which are even devoid of insult only critiquing her lack of sensitivity.

Even?

Eazybay:
Chai dis I-TOO-KNOW is really desperate to teach me oooooo. OK I av heard you, just do a quick Google search and if u still can't phatom the exact picture of what I was driving at, then your IQ must be lower Dan room temperature in Kelvin (k)

I understand how you feel; like the typical Nigerian politician who is bad at elections and worse at losing. You're never going to accept you're wrong, more so after being served with a cold slap of truth!

I have done my bit and in all sincerity I only wanted you to maximise daddy's financial investment in you.

We don't want him regretting not using the funds for you education to rear pigs, do we?

greyboy5000:
that is the thing about cyber space
Some people hijack it and turn it into a bit of fortress where everything they wish become law
Tell me what she said that insulted [b]any girl in particula[/b]r
She stated her mind, bear in mind this is not her thread but she suddenly became the topic of discussion

Please tell me how that is Fair

I honestly couldn't remember stating she pointedly insulted any girl in particular.

I think I used the words "blanket insult".

The thread in question is a bashing-bait for girls and in all honesty a few guys are equally guilty of same rude disposition here.

It was a clever, well delivered attempt at grandstanding for the benefit of the boys on her part. And it worked.

Eazybay:
At least fearlessly look at the balderdash you suggested.

Or run a quick Google search before you shamelessly make a fool of yourself

Google may point me to the same writer like your ilk whose education never proceeded beyond the village multipurpose tree.

" Sisters in arms " is wrong because it reads like a phrase and not a single word describing a group of people.

" Sisters-in-arms" on the other hand becomes one word by the hyphens ! Examples : " mother-in-law" , not "mother in law" which is a phrase.

Google packs substance and debris. I urge you to go with a sieve to filter off internet junk.

Learn to learn, noob, Nairaland affords you opportunity far beyond your formal education.

boiz2men:
Mr man, are you not the same moniker as lezz timelezz and every other lezz..

If so, you all belong to a clique and your words don't count..

I fail to see how your accusations bear on the discourse at hand...if you have genuine misgivings with my submission here, then state it, I will not strive tonight to banter with emotional idle claptrap lacking in content .