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coogar: may heaven help your sister!

Heaven will surely help her

Afam seems like a good guy who will take good care of a lady, i just have that feeling. I don't know why.

coogar: he's married 4 times!
twice in nigeria and twice to different women in staten island and nebraska. then a man tried to file fiancée visa for him in 2011 but the application didn't work out.

afam's best tune is the american anthem!
he wouldn't only jump at marrying your sister, he would do a 7-day testimony in his church. afam would marry any pet animal in the US, he's that desperate!

Coogar, you are too funny.

Afam4eva: Nne, i'm 26 and not married. Don't mind Coogar, he thinks everyone is as old as he is.

Good then...

So, would you like if i hook you up with my sis?

coogar: hahahaha.....
pounded yam and ofe nsala? i don't want to grow pot-belly like mazi afam!

Lmao @ Mazi Oriaku Afam.

coogar: says the man who's never been to both countries...
afam must be spending a whole lot of his time watching CNN and BBC. cheiiiiiii, i hope someone from the US can just marry afam and ship his arsë to arizona

lemme see if i can convince dayokanu to fill the role...

I'll gladly give him (Afam) to my Sis, she is looking for a husband. I don't know if Afam wants to live in the U.S though, and if he is already married or not.

Afam4eva: I guess you live in America then. That's even worse because London people worship anyone from America. Once you tell them you're from yankee, they'll virtually lick the ground you work on. A lot of Nigerians in London are looking for a way to escape to yankee but it's really difficult, so i'm surprised you're doing the vice-versa. Just remember to hold your purse very tight sha.

*surprised*

Tell me something....

adaobi123: Go on. You know you want to. You can even cook for him

Yeah, I can cook if he wants me to...i'll cook ofe onugbu, ofe nsala and i'll pound yam for him

Hope the ingredients can be found in London?

Afam4eva: There's a direct flight from Lagos to London. Just make sure your wallet is hidden when you arrive Heathrow. London Boys aint smiling.

I don't live in Nigeria...

adaobi123: Coogar........

Maybe...

I was thinking all this while that Afam live in the U.S. Never knew he is Naija.

Good one Afam, don't check out like 'Andrew', Nigeria go better.

adaobi123:
That guy lied to you

I've only been there a couple of times. However from what I heard it aint the safest place to live.

Greenwich is nice

Thanks for the info Ada.

Greenwich? I don't know anywhere in the UK, never been there.

Wish someone can invite me this summer

Who is this one guest lurking around? I have someone in mind, but I'm not saying who

Ola one, join in the conversation, stop lurking in the corner like that guest that don't want to log in with his handle.

adaobi123: Leafy suburb ?

Ada, tell me about Hackney, one London dude told me it's a leafy suburb of London.

Afam and Coogar you both are making me lmao

adaobi123: Lmaoo

Ada, why are you laughing ur aśś off ?

Isn't hackney the leafy suburb of London ?

Afam4eva: I think he's squatting with some Naija yahoo guys in the interiors of peckam. The lord will see us through

Lmao!

Afam, you no well o !

Afam4eva: Don't you have an organization in Peckam to join? Why CTU in the great US of A? You London people sha...

Coogar also live in Peckam? I though he live in Hackney. No?

Afam4eva: These London boys really have no shame in their game...Na waoo

Afam kedu ?

What game are you talking about here?

coogar: i spent 5 years at jack bauer's CTU!

You wasted 5 yrs with CTU..., go and enroll with the Israeli Mossad to sharpen your skills.

adaobi123:

What good detective skills you have.

What good detective...?

He got it all wrong...

Katsumoto: Are you ok? What are you smelling?

Don't mind Coogar....

Btw Katz, it's been a while...

Katsumoto: Are you ok? What are you smelling?

Never saw this until now...

Coogar, you are not serious, it's just a coincedence nothing more...

BUSHY-ANUS:
my pastor has confirmed it to me
and as it stands, i dey fear am
i dont want to even see har again.
please help me

With your kind of handle "BUSHY-ANUS" you can only be attracted to Witch.

What a brave Little girl.

...

Rip mam!

cyril83: Believe me or not, am an expert when it comes to handling/controlling a woman in bed.

Lair !

"Okobo" like you

coogar: 1070 ng/dl
my GP thinks i am not human!

Good for you, you are a pure breed!


Slightly off topic- I read an article in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute which showed that black men have on average 3 to 19 percent more testosterone than white men. Notice that it's common for black men to have deep voices.

How true?

adaobi123: LMMAAOO

Do you believe him ?

Lol

Don't mind the dude...

obadiah777: SO COOGAR IN YOUR 58 YEARS OF BEING IN THIS WORLD YOU HAVE HAD S-E-X EVERY WEEK FOR 58 YEARS STRAIGHT ? SMDH

Coogar's testosterone is on the high...

cyril83: there are techniques to apply when such case arises and nobody will know nor hear any sound, I have make love with a lady in d midst of 5 ladies and none of them shake body. If you need a tutorial on this, let's meet at d close door Lecture theatre.

How come?

Were the other 5 ladies dead asleep or what? And even at that, there is no way you can make love to the lady without the others listening to both of you, unless off course you hyptonize them.

Onila is cool!

Onila, quite a while... Guess u good.

Fingers crossed

Let's hope for the best for our dear Eagles, this boys can still surprise us the way surprised us at AFCON.