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slyfoxxjoe: OP you will leave this thread more confused than u came. Speak to qualified zoologist or vet about this. Everybody is just saying their own here

Gbam!

Everybody don turn vet on top baby tortoise.

Wow! What an achievement...we proud of you baby girl !

The Ambassador is on point, precautionary measure should be taken to avoid story that touch.

Hmmm...the fulani's have met thier match.

Hmmm...front page without even verifying if it's true or not.

pippen213: What kinda a human being are you. That means you virtually sleep with anything. God will deliver you. And if you re truly pregnant don't ever think about removing d baby because you will suffer.

You are quoting the wrong person.

Are you a learner new on NL ?

Op, you don enter one chance.

shymexx: Where have you been hiding?

Anyway, let's celebrate this victory before anything else..

https://www.commenthaven.com/graphics/wednesday/3-wednesday-yeah-beer.gif

Lol

I have been busy making money and lots of it at that

You can have any drink of your choice for Chelsea victory, just send the bill across the atlantic

Up Chelsea !

Today is one of my happiest day, i wish I can come right now to London, so we can celebrate together.

shymexx: Where have you been hiding?

Anyway, let's celebrate this victory before anything else..

https://www.commenthaven.com/graphics/wednesday/3-wednesday-yeah-beer.gif

Lol

I have been busy making money and lots of it at that

You can have any drink of your choice for Chelsea victory, just send the bill across the atlantic

Up Chelsea !

Today is one of my happiest day, i wish I can come right now to London, so we can celebrate together.

shymexx:

I said it before the match, that we have it in the bag.

Up Chelsea

Blue is the color

KTBFFH!!

Champions of Europe !

Chelsea got this one in the Bag.

KTBFFH !!!

Thank God Chelsea is playing in the champions league next season.

Hope Hasard makes to the Amsterdam Arena on Wednesday,

The whole story is just difficult to comprehend. I can't get my head round as to how they killed 95 police officers. Do this people have a mystic power or something?

David Moyes is to take over from Sir Alex.

Frankie9ice: 13volts your written English sucks man. From which jungle secondary school & higher institution did u materialize? My 10 cents; allow someone whose command of English is better than yours to edit your write up next time b4 you post it abeg.

Did you get the message or not?

Ok, lemme repeat it slowly, 20 as in (t.w.e.n.t.y) police men were senselessly murdered in an Ambush somewhere in a remote village in Nassarawa, on their way to effect an arrest.

What is it with 13volt's written that you don't understand just cuz he made a simple typo.

Abeg park well jare, professor emeritus !

Na wao!

I never heard of it tho, but most of this pills usually does more damage than good.

Dude, no resemblance at all.

Ayatollah SEUN Khomieni has issued a FATWA, anyone that goes against the rule will be beheaded banned.

Rip!

Finally it got to the front page!

Sexkillz should be ready to wield in the hammer, there's a lot of strong language used already, expect more. Lol.

nwando: But seriously some men deserve heavy slaps.do you know what she has endured?
Glad that there are women out there to dish it out when needed
Ride on sis!
Let us not condemn her yet till we hear her side of the story

Funny thread.

Lmao @ replies

On a serious note, it's a nature call, sometimes it is difficult to hold it back either in front of BF or not.

Wow!

See? NPF can be brilliant when they really need to be, it's just the incentives aren't there for them to carry out thier job. The risk they face is enormous and so they should be well paid for them to carry out their duties.

Bravo to them, the task of unearthing the criminals from different states must have been a daunting task, they did a diligent job.

Once again Bravo!

-Mr Cork-:


1. What’s your Nigerian name? ... Blacky Joe!
2. Were you Born in Nigeria? ...FUK NO ...>>>> 100% LONDONDER!!
3. Favourite Nigerian movie? ....SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW
4. Favourite Nigerian song? .......... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
5. Favourite Nigerian food? ... BAKED BEANS
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? .....MARCH 2013(3 weeks at SHERATON HOTEL)
7. What tribe are you? .... PECKAM!!!
8. Say something in your tribal language?
9. What do you like most about Nigeria? ...LIGHT SKIN FEMALES
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? .... DARK SKIN FEMALES & MOSKITO!!
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? ... 2Fuk!
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? .... THE GOOD LOOKS!
13. Do you speak your language? ..... in england? ..FUK NO!!!
14. Do you speak pidgin English? .. in londON? ..FUK NO!!!
15. What around your house represents your culture? ... The House, 2010 Range Rover Sports & my Afro!!
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? .... WHY DO NIGERIAN ALWAYS SHOUT??

How many times will you make your presentation with your different monikers?

This story is as fake as Nicky Minaj's backside.
Nobody or organization will pay such astronomical amount of money for such...

Do they ( Hamas) ever learn?

Afam4eva:
[size=14pt]Lol...He said he will let the Madrid team sleep with his GF.
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Lmao!

Did Ballotelli really said that?

Why always him?

Awww this is so sweet

Only a Professor from a liberal college believe that the only way to get ahead is to do well in school. A college education is a good thing to have but your GPA is not a good predictor of success in life. People skills and hard work and the willingness to take risk are more important. If you think borrowing $100K to attend Columbia will make you successful in life you are probably going to be disappointed.