Omg! This is insanely disgusting and repugnant.

Lmao!

Things men guys does for love püssy

That was wasteful from Awoniyi

killuminati: Nigeria, great nation, giant of africa.. Corrupt leaders!

Sadly true!

Goal!!!!!!!!!!!

Our boys ain't discipline at all, just conceding unnecessary fouls. Smh.

Where this guys instructed not to use the wings? Always try to attack through the middle.

Meanwhile, it's goalless between Mexico and Sweden.

Goal!!!!!

Yahaya

Iheanacho wan dribble the whole field. Mtcheeew!

Our boys should stop conceding unnecessary foul, it may affect them as we progress.

Before i finished celebrating the first goal, the second one goes in.

What a match!

Goal !!!!!

This game should start already woke up since 5:30am

shymexx: Pass mi a ganja!! Smoke-a-thon!!

Apparently, according to my darg who just came back from naija, the naija weed isn't that strong. And what you lot call skunk is just normal weed. You would have to smoke almost an "O" to get high. You lot need to come smoke brum brownie or OG kush - and feel more spiritual. Even that Cali kush is mad crazy!!

Someone is speaking from experience

Until Nosa igiebor come out to deny or confirm it, I'll reserve my comment.

purplekayc: Can somebody here tell me what's wrong with man utd? Can they finish higher than 8th position this time around?

If they continue playing the way they played yesterday, mid-table will be their best bet.

Bossforeva: plz! Test urs lets know whether it will work.

I don't need to test it... whenever I'get tired of Nairaland, I'll promptly deactivate my account.

So one can now deactivate his or her account on Nairaland? Hmmm...interesting.

Child care.
Designing.
Sense of humor.
Caring.
Bilingual.
Sincere.
Willing to learn.
Empathy.
Diplomacy.

I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning :s??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today !!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this :]Y? =))=D
11. Baba Beji, I have told u that Alomo is not good for ur system...can u see d type of msg u r sending to me?

BlackPikiN:

Thanks for liking me.

You this guy!

It's been a while, how have you been?

Super Mario and his super piglet lol

Iaz93: Entertaining thread! @Harbosede and collynxo, you guys should give up pls.


Feed_me_more, me likey you.

Really?

Me likey you too

lorretta u: exactly babe. Don't mind them.
Just smile at them even.just a smile.
And u get the reputaion of a slut

Exactly where i was driving to when i said 'typical Nigerian' lol

Truckpusher: Bring it on ,I'll be waiting patiently

Hmmm....

The fact of the matter is, I'll never ask a typical Nigerian guy out, and i have my reasons. Don't ask me why?

ShymX:

Lmao.. U're a joker!

It's a fade top and it looks gud enough for u to like my face loool.

How about let me see u first?

Lol.

I know that's the last thing you 'll do...

Anyway, i was just trying pulling your leg.

So, what's new papi? It's been a while...

ShymX:

Fresh off the barbers, where are u at?

Let's talk on a level cos it seems u're still gassing me, luv.

Who's this guy? - be honest b

First off, lemme see your new cut lol, is it clean shave, low-cut or 3step? Lol. Lemme see a snippet.

Like i

I 'm happy for the diva

Wishing her a happy married life.

ShymX:

Bwahahahahaha

No you're gassing me, I need to go get a gas mask - peak times!!

You and I are cool, but I didn't know you like my personality on here like that.

Err...I've got the worst reputation in this byt.ch.

So evidently, it has got nothing to do with lack of confidence, but me being more cautious with anonymous people.

This forum is the psycho's playground and muthafvckers are looking for ways to catch me slipping.

Anyway, who's this person?

I need to hit the barbers, got an appointment for 7ish - shud be back by 8ish.

Shymmex, you know i do on the bolded, but your problem is, you are always trying to play "hard ball"... lol.

Hey, i don't judge people with their online personality, far from it.

I'm not divulging anything concerning the person, that remains a private affair. lol

And good luck with your appointment

Truckpusher: Try your luck .....no be by them shoot bird mama fly.....

That's how some of you guys say, and when the lady makes the first move, it becomes "a rude shock".