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BAZ001:
Bonus is the only money you see in your account on Monday, you will see it on dashboard and in account.
All other money on dashboard seems to develop wings at times, before u catch them, they have moved.

Facts

BAZ001:
Centuryman is the next on his radar, once you oppose him, you are in...
I wonder why the guy doesn’t pick on you.
You will be the one to start the fire but when the house start burning nobody will see you.
Our SI unit on this platform never get our time , probably the police station saga reduced his energy level.

Time to go and complete 7 trips in 2hours

come make una no change my nickky o I prefer the hoodlum driver

I still dey torment riders but this time in a quiet and gentle manner.

The rate at which the page is going is more than the speed of light and bonus no let me focus again I didn't wanna thwart the cruise, tje 50k and the them at dru saga if not my episode go take una like 2hrs to read

So you guus should relax... Next week I'll make out time but for the now a get watin dey pursue me...

I gat buy house for lekki I swear... 200k net per week is d challenge.

pope191:
The Felicity001 in them is that an S I Unit?

It's a brand

deen4real7902:
Same with me o, i don't know how it's done o, planning to quit already, i started 2 weeks ago, never made 10k a day before on uber , like yesterday, i started driving around 1pm till 8pm, that's 7 hours driving, did 7 trips, i usually buy full tank before going and when I'm going home going home, i top it back for me to know the exact amount i earned in a day, (I'm using BMW x5, my car), after uber money deduction, Total money earned 5,674, bought fuel 3200, so my take home money is 2,474, so why should i continue?, or is there anything hidden inside uber on how to make more money that i don't know yet?, experience advice needed please

BMW X5?

Baba u r only doing riders a great favour...
Close shop arm robbers won't rob you again

BAZ001:
God ooh God ooh,
Dis man is becoming something else, I thought you were a gentle man?
How can you say that always claim?
He too will say sorry and then stupid
I know kanuisagoat and pearl1910 are very gentle men but you guys brought d Felicity001 in them out. Na here I dey look u from far


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There is always a devil in every man and there's always a God in every devil.

chijioke17:
No vex, na play I dey

Na cruise we all dey

One love doc

Duke111:
Your wisdom is not off this world

D monicker u highlighted above are exactly who they are, one and the same person using different monic.

Do u know that felicity and confusedworld are one and the same person?

Check there writups carefully you’ll notice that confusedworld is more comprehensive in his writup but wen he is in felicity mode ahhh u have to calm down, and carefully read Every words and every dot and tees Else u will be confused

But i respect them both veterans despite the fact that they are one and the same person.

P.S pls oga felicity don’t come for my head mbok cos i can’t withstand ur wrath wen u write

Pls stop now mbok

confusedworld17:
For the past 9 months now, na sunday sunday medicine I dey do and sometimes I fit add like one or two days join am.

Last Sunday I started late na him I say make I see weda I go fit chop bolt bonus, na one granny spoil am for me.
Any way sha, at the end of the trip granny gave me one derica of beans, one derica of white gari and one dried fish.

I had already done 6 trips, 4 more to chop the bonus and the time was ticking fast. 3 hours left.

Gwam!! Surulere trip enter. I was very happy that I was going to an area of short-short trips. For my mind, I don chop the bonus finish clean mouth.

Got to pick up and was expecting to see one "UMU AKA HIGH WAY" cos when she called me, she sounded like one. I mean those "Oga where are you" geng. Not knowing that she booked for her granny.

Long story short, granny just came back from Ilorin and had some goodies to share to her "adugbo" people.

Dem tie the things inside that black and yellow poly bag. Like ten to 15 bags. Na so granny begin dey direct me inside surulere, E ya bai, Egba bi. Omo na so we begin dey distribute the goodies one after the other.

Who born me to tell granny to make it snappy ? Granny would greet and greet at every stop.

As we were about to turn into granny's street, granny said I should park well that she wants to make call say if she enter house, say network no dey good inside house. The call took like 10 minutes.

30 minutes trip turn two hours plus. Before the end of the trip self, I don already give up on the bonus.

At the end of the trip, as I was about going, granny begin wave me to stop. Duro! duro! For my mind I said, Kilo tu sele ?
Granny handed me my own nylon bag.

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajJajJajajajahajajajajajajajaajajajajajahahahajahahah

BAZ001:
Unless you group us into different groups even in World Cup they seed teams
Put me in the league of
Frubben, donfortun44, peeps4u,
Deedee44, Pope191, gentlelife50, Davit, and Tojahh Also our new cruise guy Duke111.

Then put the following together
Kanuisagoat, pearl1910, CheerfulGiver, eyinola
northbird, consfusedworld, olayetan, Felicity001 Chucsmore, Generalzod, tunlapapa, Xghost.

If not some people’s weekly figure will be one of thems daily figure.

Ha! No do like that o abeg no put me for that group o na last I go carry o abeg... Just put only me for group A

peeps4u:
Oga, u neva tell us wetin carry you go police station oo

I mevee get time yet besides I'm still trying to catch up with the BAZ001 and we at dru23 saga... Have like 10 more pages to read

I just enter house lile dis

chijioke17:
You people shouldn’t stop the gbas gbos o, BAZ001, Feli, dru , and everyone doing gbas gbos, Biko continue, na wetin I dey enjoy for this thread, since the gist of people’s experience on the job we sought to read often isn’t coming again, make gbas gbos keep the thread alive. On another note, please what’s the road like these days, I am beginning to have some spare time on my hands and wouldn’t mind meeting people via e-hailing while making some loose change.

Doctor Come be careful with me oh... U won do watin?

donfortune48:
You no even see the part where he said driver can wait outside the car.
Kai!!!!!!!!

I just dey here dey imagine such scenario dey boil inside.

These r tje things mentee cheerful is doing to pay for his 1m naira apt... Slave boys

peeps4u:
People like this guy are ones who waste your time and ask you to keep app running thinking you're earning better or offering you an advantage. Just see his reply to someone who was trying to orientate him.

One stupid young man tried dpimg that shit to me and menu fall him hand wella.

Got his req at Finbars Rd in somolu/Unilag area and he called me without info he'll be having a stop over.

Got to pickup called him simce GMap was glishy in his area... Just after I'd started trip was when be was saying it like a right he'll be having a stop at salvation, ikeja which is his original destination then he'll update the trip to acme rd... At that time I know surge would have been their. Thinking out loud within "and this guys trip is without surge so me u won use abi? No wam!".

Me: will you be taking time?
No clear answer...

He sat behind... Me ma mind my business while i was reminiscing about the whole tin.

Go to destination I quickly ended trip...

Me: sorry I don't think I can wait I'm sorry.

But I told u b4, this is unfair... Bla bla bla...

Me: sorry bro...

He paid and I left.

Na me he won take shine....

Next trip I got to VI on a surge of 1.5

Oluwabengz:
You are a gentleman.

I will charge cost of going to the police station and going back to his house. People around go help us judge the matter.

He gon' see craze!

I swear... The intention of trying to accuse me self and I evwn carried him back to his house... I go collect money

XGhost:
Your best bet if the issues you mentioned are not merely symptoms of a bigger malaise.
You can take it to the more savvy mechanics here. Some may charge a premium but, they'll give you value. Autologic, Oluwaseunla, radautoworks, mosbus (AC). These names I have patronised and my trusted Oga Lati, when I choose not to go the tech route

I can only relate with the bolded... Who are these order plugs, DKT o

deedee44:
Don't buy this yaris, Jezebels will rate you out of the system. 2.2m will get you suitable sedans like corolla, yaris, civic and so on. All toks

Tje guy say tje car is cheap at 2.2m o

Korope Better pass this one self

GeneralZodd:
No apologize, No compensation from him. We went out separate ways immediately he found his wallet. He didn't even have the gut to tell me to take him back to his destination. He knew he f**cked up by trying accuse me of stealing of his wallet. And funny enough when I tried to go online my Bolt rating dropped from 4.90 something to 4.60 something. I just shook my head in pity that Bolt don't know what drivers go through out there, they just base their assumptions solely on feedback rating they get from riders

It is well my brother go will see us through

BAZ001:
They say osogbo weed is not good on sunday afternoon.

Just like saying Felicity001 is same as CheerfulGiver.

Say no to drugs weed

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Hahaha... Me and that guy are two parallel lines our part will and can never meet so anybody wey think like that is probably dead.

That guy na real hater.

Person wey swear for him papa and mama say them go get motor accident, that person na human being... Unto say thatI share experience o na so the guy change am for him papa o

That guy no b human being at all.

Duke111:
Uhna dun start again
If uhna resurrect d dead now all of uhna go disappear from this thread even mumsy go run leave the ous

But by the way what’s the meaning of jappa i still de find it hard to comprehend?

You enh... You use style bad gan

You bad

geezyk:
Na werey full this thread aswear never a dull moment with y'all.

Anyways I'm here for the violence.

I swear! I never knew all these while

geezyk:
Baba mi, most people going to the airport are generally rude, both genders and alphabet people. They're always in a rush, always complaining about your driving wanting you to speed to hell.

When she started complaining about the lady's voice on my maps being mute is where I know shell be a problem, complained about driving with one hand, started saying how will I know where to turn if I can't hear the voice, I just dey laugh, the father was mute through that, took me to a wrong route and still blamed me for the maps voice, father was mute.

Was even making a joke out of it all, but she carry wahala for head like tomato basket, the trip was to even take me home sef, but as she was rude, threatening me about not paying like say I be beggar,I dropped her off like a fly and left her to her woes and zoomed home with my speakers blazing.


I took one lady to the airport from osapa 2 weeks back, has a 6 o'clock flight and we left past 4, she was even calm that she'll meet up, but for one mad traffic at gbagada, told her I would take Maryland, she said oshodi through airport road will be faster to mm2, and the map was showing Maryland was fastest, I obliged and we got into another stand still after the airport toll gate, she wan mad, started complaining with her tiny voice, I felt bad too, but we got to the airport 5:56, she just dashed out, didn't pay and told me to text her my details, she paid extra before being boarded sha and we both texted and apologized later.

Got home and saw a key on my back seat, I just left it at home. Forward to 4 days later, a call came through and it was the same girl asking if I'd seen a key, omo I just laughed and said yes, she was happy, asked if I could bring it to her as it was her apartment's key, told her no issue, flight touched down 9:30 she called, I just left home to give her the key as I stay close to the airport, later on she did transfer of 3k for my troubles.

We're good friends now, airport waka na somehow sha.

Atbthe bolded i c what u did there... Nice way to describe all people... Nice one.

God go help us for this hustle jor my brother just follow your mind and do what's best for you as you do what your conscience says right

mrjaydee:
See your mouth like "giveaway"

Some of us here go feed you on the low..

Guy ma my No.1 oga u dey talk lile that o I go beat u o

GeneralZodd:
Lol. Is part of this business bro, any real hustler on this Ehailing job must have been to aleast 3 different police stations,

Me since I stated this work in 2015, I have been to 7 different police stations in Lagos on different offence commited knowingly and unknowingly.

1 . Ogudu police station : Driving without tinted permit in 2015. I paid fine ₦5000

2. Maroko Police station: Driving one-way at midnight due to bad road. I bailed my car for ₦10,000 with serious begging and pleading. I slept in police station to collect my car the following day. That's was 2016

3. IGando police station: I picked up G boys from ikeja going to Lasu gate, police stop us at IGando bustop, they search phones of those boys and found white women pictures and some tools they use in collecting money from client. I tried to explain to them I drive Uber, they refused to listen, Na so dem carry us go police station. Getting to the station, they compelled us to write statement. Luckily for me, one of the boys called his uncle who happened to be the Commissioner of police Lagos state. He demanded they release us with immediate effect. They freed us immediately without wasting time. That was in 2017.

4. Maroko Police Station again. : I picked up a Artist based in UK in Lekki phase 1 close to Don jazzy's Mavin studio. The dude was going to Palms ShopRite Oniru. On getting to his destination he alighted and paid me. After 10mins of driving off from ShopRite, I got a call from him that his wallet is missing. I searched the nooks and crannies of the car I didn't find any wallet. I called to tell him I didn't see his wallet, I had to drive back to Palms to clarify myself. Getting there, we both searched the car again. We didn't see the wallet. He insisted we go to the station. We got there and entered there was no officer to attend to us. We drove back to his pick up location, he searched his house and found his wallet on the dinning table. 2018

5. Somolu Police Station: Google Map took me through one way, as I was about to exit the one way Some police men hiding for one corner jump out from no where stop me, collected the car keys, impounded my car and took my particulars and my car keys. They were threating that my car will be Auctioned for taking one way. I had to beg and beg. We sha settled at ₦8,000. This was 2019


6. Ikorodu Police Station: I took BRT lane, because I wasn't familiar with Ikorodu road network. And there was serious traffic. Task force stopped me at Majidun and ceased the car. This was the biggest fine I have ever paid. ₦35,000. Initial they were demanding for ₦90,000. That was 2019


7. Ikeja police station: This happened recently. I was coming from festac that faithful night after dropping off rider. I decided blow to empty back home, it was pass 12 and I didn't know lockdown was still on. Naso I jam police for ikeja underbridge. They stopped alot of cars and took us to the police station. They were claiming we violated Covid19 rules and they would lock us up in a cell. , But deep down in my mind I knew they were trying to shalo us. At d end everybody Paid ₦3000 to bail himself




Police matter and Ehailing business are like 5 & 6, is something one will encounter, but the most important thing is to always learn from every mistake or offence commited so it doesn't repeat again. Because sometimes the subsequent mistake or offence might cost you alot than the previous ones.


I am patiently waiting for the Gist

Lol... General you're not far fetch at all in all of your words. Transport business and police are like 5&6. Very true.

But that your No4 story never end o, did you later carry the guy back to his destination again? Did he apologise or what finally happened?

I'll load my own episode after today's work, for the now let me go online and eat some tomatoes

Slickleo:
Sell dat your latest Civic with tint to d guy. As u Dy Yankee buy another send collect ur profit. Rest

No mind the bros him just dey dull the moment looking at opportunities passing by... I just dey look am dey shake head

tunlapapa:
These you mentioned are what good drivers are meant to do when driving but majority of drivers in Nigeria will know he is turning right at the end of the road but will still maintain left and turn at the late time.

There are driving instructions to follow but a large percentage of Nigerian drivers didn't go to driving school, even some driving schools do not teach the right way.

My bros 95% of drivers in Nigeria don't know how to drive.

Last week in my way home I was on the fast lane along the old abeakuta exp way after scheme 1 and I sighted a car coming out of that suco road beside abattoir I was horning for this man from the distance hoping he will do the right driving by maintaining the service lane since he's coming in from a branch or wait for me to speed pass but this stupid man wanted to form smart and entered into the speed lane, this was at night so the road was free and I was doing 60/80kmh... I'd to move to the right lane overtook him and then pulled over in his front blocking him... Opened my door and was coming out with my weapon (screw driver) in my hands... I was shouting at him already "is that how to drive? Are you mad??" Omo the man immediately started begging "sorry sorry sorry please"... Traffic don long immediately and other road users where insulting him as well.... I just went back into my car and drove off.

Most drivers don't have common sense at all.

na so I scratched one internationally last yr at mangoro b/s he was just changing lanes anyhow like he's driving F1... Me I dey my lane b4 you enter my front you first have to seek permission by traffigating then I can slow down to allow you if I can but if I know I can't slow down for you to enter maybe due to my speed and you stubbornly enter anything that happens you will supper for it. because b4 you negotiate another lane you must have at least 100m.

But many Lagos drivers believe so long they're the one in front and you hit them they are not wrong. That was exactly the rule that military man was trying to exercise the other time I had an issue at Oba Akran street but unfortunately for him there was no contact...

So drivers should always apply common sense while driving.

You're turning left while be in the right lane then wait to turn left just when you'd gotten to your turning point... Its totally wrong.

If the Lagos State traffic officers want to do their job enh a lot of we drivers I inclusive will be find wanting seriously.

geezyk:
That one concern her and her maker.

I like what you did but you shouldnt have dropped them off like that instead you should have cautioned her and ask her dad to talk to her daughter and any more word from her you have no other option but end the ride.


I had similar experience too some days back and I'd to stop and told her in not interested in going on the trip again but that one has sense so started begging instantly and finally we got to the airport even b4 the ETA and she waz happy then i told her "just try to be nice to drivers", she apologised again and I wished her save flight and las las she smile with a thank you.

Omo i just leave area F like dis since 11:48pm last night... Full gist coming soon make I reach house sleep

Status200788:
At least we grow if others learn from and drop tips of how life works to help grow.

As a leader you don't totally condemn you try and then you place them on a level they won't bother you again.

Would have been better you wasted this advise on that statue on obafemi awolowo road near shoprite, to be honest.

kanuisagoat:
My brother, we go dey talk our own. Who wan hear make e hear.

BAZ001 you made a dangerous move by going offline... Abeg o I like you well oh pls next time don't do that kind mistake again abeg...

Say no to offline especially at night

kanuisagoat:
Naija used vehicles are also costly now. By the time you buy the said Tokunbo standard and fix it up, how much do you think you'll save as against buying toks. Maybe 200k. That's when you start asking yourself if it's actually worth it.

Haha!

Who no go no know...

Leave them make dem knack chest dey guve advice like they're God...

Chisco, Ifeshinachi, GIG transports and others are not foolish for going for brand new buses. If you have the money go for the best tools for the job it's worthwhile in the long run.

Status200788:
Like feli do you read from the right? Or you just want to cuz wahala? That statement states no definite staff or office or company name. So whatever meaning you are reading into it doesn't count bro.

Real men don't read meanings but scallywag interprete and analyse. Chose wisely bro and change your circle. See more of life and start to have open mind bro.

Ogbeni calm down...

kanuisagoat:
But you no finish this your story na. How much did you refund the rider

You too like torry...

na so the story end


I've returned over 25k combined to riders at different instances so no be N3,100 go make me richer.