₦airaland Forum

That is the template abi?

We are still sleeping!
Did you see that post that calls your place barren land?

Reno is a Lunatic!
I hate people that talk from both sides of their mouth.

They will not!
Those ones uses their anus for thinking.

Akoko1stooni:
The game is getting interesting. Tinubu out what is the way forward?

Shetima in!

Akoko1stooni:
Did they actually vote for him?

Are you INEC?

You guys really expected much from Tinubu. I never did!
I know a rogue when I see one.

To be very frank with you, have you thought how more than eight million people voted for him? What does that tell you?

At least people can be stupid but not to that magnitude. Just imagine the crop of high profile very educated individuals under his control. What does that tell you?

The worst time ever to be a Nigerian.

The same image Obasanjo traveled round the world to repair and redeem in 1999 is what these rogues has shattered.

Lot of Nigerians don't understand the damage this will bring to every individual.

My God! What a country where Things will not stop falling apart. Indeed the gods are to blame but me sha, I am not disappointed for I know the beautiful once are not yet born.

The worst time to be a Nigerian!

Shame!

The worst time to be a Nigerian!

On kolos!

Faposky95:
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chairman this one nor be laff matter.

You go feel say i.dey joke!
When you do finish the babe go dey tell you thank you but if you nor buy blood tonic na you know.

Bros leave am, na women dey enjoy sex nor be men. Men just be like make the car kick then you have a sweet ride but women has more than 9000 nerves around the "V" area.

If you ever meet a woman that squirt you will feel so jealous of them o. Only them go wet then orgasm then squirt. Haaa! Only one person!

Normally, we nor suppose pay for sex. It's like going to help your neighbor to farm because you need vegetables.

Faposky95:
Instead of dream BAT dreams, make I enjoy wetin I pay for......
All na grace, if you do dem go talk, if you no do dem go gather talk sef......!!!!

Oga see, you nor va get am..
Like you carried her, yes you want to pay whatever sum but she need the thing pass you and she must collect like one week nacking from you only one night.

When day break na only you go tell yourself say you don lean finish. That my kalabari girl will not even wait for you to pull off, na she go carry enter bed.

If sleep catch you she go chop your nipples till you get erections. You must nack till day break.

Faposky95:
24...?!!!!!!
I sometimes think I'm slack when I don't handle her backside from 3am to 4 or 5am trying to do that thing there......
Whether she like am... whether she no like am......we must shake body......
@ 44+
.....and I would not shake for somedays straight and think I'm getting not old for this shi.....tz

You nor va jam!
Dem nor go tell you make you run.
3am - 5am! Shey na your calling be that?

Cajal:
He has sexual dysfunction and most likely loss of Libido with or without erectile dysfunction
He may need to see a urologist
He can look for one on the internet.....such as Idowu Najeem A

So he will be diagnosed and be treated from the internet abi?

The whole country will erupt in Jubilation no doubt!

I will declare and give out palliative to my neighbors like I did in Covid.

Nice one!

68816419:
I was simply wondering if you thought that one of South South Nigeria's most prominent politicians, who was formerly at the top went 🔇 and irrelevant , would he be able to recover. ?

No he can't! Can we have our peace now?

When you are suppose to be thing about how you had a she goat for a president!

Let Amaechi breath!

What do you need him for?

That is a very classical way to fight!
The man is a rogue!

Scatter this table gaddanmint!

JagabanB:
Lame comparison by an iIIitrate.
Do u even know what it takes to be a chartered accountant?
There's no chartered accountant that can't write an invoice, ode.
U think someone who gets a degree becomes a chartered accountant overnight?
U need expósure, illiterates always get intimidated by someone who got higher education.
It's chartered not chattered.
Learn the word before trying to aim a shade.
There's no chartered accountant that can't write an invoice, stop being intimidated by academics and rush to conclusion that person don't know what they are doing.
U obviously don't know who a chartered accountant is.
Moreover, I am not an accountant, in my field, I am 100% confident about my abilities, u can continue to feel intimidated, if a first class degree is easy, get one let's see.
People who struggle to get a diploma too wants to aim a shade.
LOL.

Oga don't go and die o!
Imagine the energy you are putting into this!

Who even gave you your first class? Shey the person is mad?
Iya e Ode!
Omo werey!

For this country?
I don't think our legal institution is that strong.

At 24 years?
Do you have a doctor or psychologist here on Nairaland?
You need them now!

Hope you are not taking all those things because this one that you said you use to be very active abi wetin you talk?

JagabanB:
Your statement about invoice actually reminded me of a story, I feel like telling u about it.
Last year or two years, I was supkervising a particular small project, so we wanted to make purchase and then towards evening we visited the shop of an lgb0 man (who is an illiterate actually), we made a purchase and he told one of the boys there to write an invoice for us, by our calculations (because we made overall estimate of the project) by our calculations, that particular purchase should be somewhere between 10m-12m because that was the report we already submitted.
The young brought an invoice worth 1.1m to us, so I asked how.
The man collected the invoice and saw the error of the young man and started abûsîng him, downgrading him and telling "you don't even learn anything I'm school".
I asked the young man, are you a student, he said yes.
Me: what level?
Him: 200L sir.
Me: what are you studying?
Him: pharmacy sir.
Me: what are you doing here?
Him: I am working part time because of the strike.
From the little story I told.
U will realize the illiterate thinks everyone can possibly write an invoice or whatever because they are in the university.
He is so myopic that he doesn't realize that not everyone in the university actually learns to write an invoice, when he meets people who learnt how to write invoice, he will realize he basically can't write an invoice.
So for those of u iIIitrates who think education is about writing invoice, it's not.
What I do, your invoice is a child's play compared to it and u will never be able to do it.
First class is worth more than your whole sef comrade, not ur anus.
It will be extremely difficult for u to see someone who worked and got his first class through hard work allow u downgrade his hardwork.
If it's so easy like ur anus, u should be having one.

In your quest and so much in a hurry to prove a point you end up making mockery of yourself.

Writing an invoice I was not referring to someone who did medicals but who is supposed to be a chattered accountant. She claim she was a first class graduate and barely know what she was doing.

You can be whatever you are and even if you are assistant God it is non of my business.

I beg shift to that side!
First class graduate my anus!

chisomkachy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlaaLlk6JQ0
David Ombugadu's reaction after tribunal declared him winner of the Nasarawa Governorship poll.

Na so e suppose be!

A very big congratulations sir!

World poverty capital or something close!
Name 63 milestones or forever keep your dirty mouth shut!.

For 63 years, no water, no light, no good road, worst security architecture, poverty capital, crashed economy, epileptic educational system and more..

JagabanB:
I got a first class degree from Ahmadu Bello University Zaria in Nigeria here.
If I am on the ballot in future elections and then u decide to go the school to verify, I will use everything within my power to block ur moves, that's a statement of fact.
Those of u who complain and tear results from the wall because the department posted ur name with it are saying academic results should be given to an opponent after the election.
If this was before the election, Tinubu himself wouldn't go to this length because it will affect his votes.
Records, matters so much to westerners and the records of leaders all over the world is their strength and weaknesses, where did the idea of confidentiality come from?
It came from ur village or the west?
Academic record can tell alot of things about u that are not academic.
It's easy to understand but I don't expect people who didn't attend a school to understand.

Seize noise there my friend!
First class and you don't know the prerequisites of what it takes to be a public figure or politician?

What kind of a first class are you talking about?

Go back and read what you wrote if it makes sense to you.

A lot of your types I have seen and ordinary Proforma invoice they could not write.
First class my anus!

Lies!