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PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 9:54am On Sep 03, 2023
NotMagicBishop:
Another idiot 0su
You can imagine how dumb! .
A lot of them prior to this time don't even know what electioneering is. They simply don't care and by God's grace Obi was able to drag them in for the very first time o now see what they are saying.

No single sense of logic!
PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 9:49am On Sep 03, 2023
Elibaba1:
Bold of you to assume that there are no Igbos in the military hierarchy because you are a dullard. Fool!
Oga tell them to overthrow the government and see what will happen.

The entire East and South South no military powerhouse and your hierarchy brothers want to take over!

Dem nor born dem well!
PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 9:45am On Sep 03, 2023
iykenex:
I ended up being the dumbest one here
Fixed!
PoliticsRe: APC Confirms Goodluck Jonathan Was The Last Best President by Felimax(m): 9:44am On Sep 03, 2023
Uyomiya:
The people who you are talking about are now praising him what do you have to say about that
Yes of course, why will they not praise him? Did they equally not praise Obi for how he helped Tinubu to secure power in the last election?

If you are logical you will see it very clearly. Obi's voice from a woman's voice to a silent voice and now to no voice at all.

So I will not be surprise if on the day tribunal will declare Tinubu winner if members of APC carry a poster of Obi singing praises to him.

Jonathan and Obi are on the same page.
Election is more of science than emotions quote me anywhere and that is the rocket science Jonathan and Obi can never understand.
PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 8:30am On Sep 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:
So Rufai get small sense like this 😂
He is a journalist and it is becoming clearer in his eyes.
Some of them have forgotten where they are coming from.
PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 8:27am On Sep 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:
Fixed for you bro.
My hand nor dey o!
Lol!
PoliticsRe: APC Confirms Goodluck Jonathan Was The Last Best President by Felimax(m): 7:49am On Sep 03, 2023
The worst PDP president ever!
His dumbness gave birth to the categories of idiots we have in power today.

His stupidity tore PDP apart thereby leading us to what we have as government presently.

He is the originator of cluelessness in government.


Hard truths!
You can worship him but I will never!
PoliticsRe: Perish Idea Of Military Government, Its Return To Anarchy – Rufai Oseni Warns by Felimax(m): 7:29am On Sep 03, 2023
Nigerians are so dumb!

Calling for military takeover is the dumbest thing ever. People that only came into politics through the obidient movement are shouting military up and down. Mugus!

Rather than going back to the drawing board and uniting all front against this satanic government in power they are calling for military takeover.

Military takeover and all the military governors in the East will be from the North as as well the South South. Military taking over means Nigeria is gone because nowhere will they allow such a takeover with an Igbo man in charge.

Mumu finish all of una shouting military takeover.

After Tinubu eight years una must get sense by force!
PoliticsRe: I Feel Undernourished These Days. But I Trust god To Do It by Felimax(m): 7:15am On Sep 03, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
when will it ripe?..

After hunger kill you?..

You trusted and supported Buhari to do for eight years.. how did that go?..

Tinubu has already shared 2 billion out of 5 to your State Governor..
So you didn't get any palliative?..

Receive Sense
Hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha............

Renewed HOPELESS HOPE!
I ask one goat yesterday to tell me what Tinubu campaigned with he couldn't tell me.

Laugh wan finish my Belle! Now Nigerians are begging for military to take over. Tinubu go do eight years.

Hahahahha...
PoliticsRe: I Feel Undernourished These Days. But I Trust god To Do It by Felimax(m): 7:11am On Sep 03, 2023
ZombiePUNISHER:
The scammer have already told them to suffer and endure the suffering while he's feeding on a million naira daily meal in Aso Rock,
Giving enjoyment allowances to his cronies
O boy laff wan finish me! I could feel their thoughts. Hungry don dey hammer them.

Neighbours around me are still wondering how I managed to see buy fuel and power my generator when the entire area is dead quiet.

Tinubu go do eight years and we go know how far. My rib o!
PoliticsRe: I Feel Undernourished These Days. But I Trust god To Do It by Felimax(m): 8:41pm On Sep 02, 2023
Hahahaha... I like the hopeless hope! Those guys up there really cracking me up like mad!

You nor va shee shontin!
Zombie mood activated!
Lol! Hahahahahaa

PoliticsRe: Wike Days In Pdp Are Numbered - Dele Momodu Replies Wike by Felimax(m): 12:16pm On Sep 01, 2023
Send the idiot of a drunkard to the gallows right about this moment.

Even if the whole of Rivers State should decamp to APC so be it.
Rivers State through their nonentity of an ex rascal governor does not and can never represent the interest of the entire South/South region.

The idiot is using the PDP in his state as a spellbound against the party at the federal level. Even governor Fubara cannot wait for the drunk to move all his properties to APC.
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah Witnesses And 4 Questions They Cannot Answer by Felimax(m): 3:59pm On Aug 30, 2023
That junkie fellow is either coming for you or avoid the thread like plague!

For me, the only thing I have to say is that I am out of here
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 3:45pm On Aug 30, 2023
FuckTheMod:
You're just ranting and blabbing unnecessarily. All that is not needed if you can prove yourself.
You can't see beyond your nose and you can't read minds. All I'm telling you are plausible FACTS and reality. You can't be the most adorable man earth that no woman can cheat on. If people Like Will Smith, Steve Harvey, Elon Musk, Jeff etc with all their wealth, good looks and intelligence can be cheated on, who the fk do you think you are? grin
Mind you, that you're handsome, rich, good in bed, jovial, caring and religious can not make a woman not to cheat on you. Even popular and successful pastors have cheated on by their mommy g.o.
You just dey play I swear grin
If e sure for you, put her into the test cheesy grin grin
That is the point you don't get. It is not a burden to me. Like guy you don't understand everybody cannot be the same.

Lol! That cannot be my problem. Not at all, never! I have seen 99%. Cheating is the last thing a woman can do to hurt me.

I have grown very thick skin over that and have buried all fears. As a matter of fact my fears are scared of me. You will never get it.

Thank you sha for talking! You try!
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Peter Obi Coordinator Alagoa Morris Join PDP by Felimax(m): 1:19pm On Aug 30, 2023
Curious346:
Make Peter obi rest joor.

Now we are military minded
Military minded because when you guys were suppose to put your thinking caps on you were busy obidienting without considering what it will cost to be stupid.

Tinubu go dey there for eight years and the sky will not fall till Nigerians get sense.

No military will take over Nigeria.
CrimeRe: Bobrisky Reacts To The Arrest Of The Suspected Gay Men In Delta State (video) by Felimax(m): 12:33pm On Aug 30, 2023
Who is Bobrisky I beg?
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 12:21pm On Aug 30, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Read this again Felimax
That is where she has great respect for me. Like she venerates me like mad.

Guy relax your nerves.

Like on several occasions we have stumbled on some of those my rivals even the ones that threaten to kill me if I don't leave their girl. I have never for once interfere in their issues.

You are a king when your spouse can hardly keep anything from you. You know when you have a woman that is ready to do anything to keep you and keep you away from the eyes of other women. See, certain things cannot be explained. We are Deltans and we belong to a set of people who are very cultural and traditional. Oga, you don't joke with it. Them nor born the woman well. I really don't want to bring this part in but that is the firm reality. She rather move for a divorce have her dowry returned before the other guy will creep in. See this lady cannot just afford to loose what she is getting this way to another guy whom she is not sure of.

We have seen a lot of them. They go out of marriage and before you say Jack they are gone except you have your dowry returned.

We don't joke with it here.
Personally, my spouse cheating is the least of my concerns.
I got four kids already who by God's grace are all mine so what am I killing myself for?

Someday hopefully I will leave this world and hopefully she will still be around, I will not wake up to start running after anybody that is interested in her.

Now too much money making projects in my head and want to travel round the world and I don't think the subject matter is actually a burden to me. It is not.

Cheat if you want cheat but don't lemme catch you and don't lemme smell it.

Nothing can be as simple as a snake but you don't go close,
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 10:41am On Aug 30, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Now I know where this mumuness is coming from... grin
Only a despicable, low self-esteem, low-life and someone of no morals and VALUE will give room to someone they claim to love to be used like toilet papers by other men. What value will that add to your life?
There's absolutely nothing on earth that gives value to a young woman than her sexual purity, innocence and chastity. A reasonable and high value should be the only to program sexual experience and fantasies in her woman and not allow other men do it for her. No woman needs to be experienced to be good in bed. The more sexual experience a woman has, the more broken and damaged she is. The likely SHE CHEATS also. You think she can absolutely cut off ties with all the men you allowed her to have experience with? Even if she tries, what if someone of them are assholēs and won't leave her alone? Your biggest fear should be not to allow her catch you cheat because she take vengeance. Even if she only suspected and the people she can easily do it with are some of those men she has had experience with.
Go and hug transformer!
It's my life!
See as you dey talk dey spit for your body because of matter wey nor concern you.

I am a liberal king!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Await Court’s Verdict In 2023 Presidential Election by Felimax(m): 7:23am On Aug 30, 2023
DMerciful:
Shut your freaking mouth. Tinubu have less than 3 months
I laugh in tongues 👅!
Oya!
PoliticsRe: Gabon Military Officers Declare Coup After Ali Bongo Wins Disputed Election by Felimax(m): 7:04am On Aug 30, 2023
These people want just kill Eco Chairman!

The man is old tori'olorun!
E je do sun!
Ke meni?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Await Court’s Verdict In 2023 Presidential Election by Felimax(m): 6:59am On Aug 30, 2023
Nigerians should shut up their waiting! 80% Nigerians are classified, very educated fools!

APC will do another eight years and nobody will do pim!
Something more than 30 million fools including Obi could not do before the election is now what they want about four judges to do.

Una dey really dey ment!
If you think say Tinubu is leaving that place except on re-run you be really mumu.

I thank God say na the same market all of us dey go.
PoliticsRe: PDP Weighs Options Over Wike's Open Romance With APC by Felimax(m): 6:53am On Aug 30, 2023
Since the time of Jonathan PDP has been so DUMB!

Infact, Obasanjo by tearing his card tore the only little sense remaining with PDP!

JONATHAN infected PDP with every manner of mediocrity and stupidity.

The idiot opened the ways for these class of fools we have in government today. APC has shown in all ramifications that they are the worst thing to happen to a country and Nigerians been who we are will always just turn the other cheek.

Who is Wike for crying out loud?
Una Papa!
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 6:46am On Aug 30, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Guy man pack!
You're only foolīng yourself!
A wife that checks her husband's phone at every given opportunity... You think she doesn't know what she's doing?
She's most likely trying to make sure that you're not doing what she's doing...
If you like, marry her from birth as a virgin, it won't stop her from cheating if she wants to. If good looking, wealthy and intelligent men couldn't keep their wife and marriage, who the fk do you think you are? grin
If you have the guts and e sure for you, tell her to go, nakeɗ, hold bible or whatever or take her to a shrine and swear that since both of you have been dating since she was 17 TILL DATE, no other man has "touched" her grin grin grin
Yẹyẹ
You are only a man of pain. You are so wounded in your past and still cannot let go. Please accept my empathy.

Na my wife nor be your own or your papa own. Even if she cheats on me that will be my headache not yours. In fact, I will even love her more.

I compelled her to date other guys and have sex with whoever she is dating, I literally break-up the relationship so that she can have a feel of the difference then gave her my marriage proposal. That is me, I did it and I am counting almost eight years in marriage.

Are you even married? When men are talking boys should shut up! For your life can stand another man f*cking your girl?

You think every "g" is G?
Ogbeni let her cheat I beg it's not your business.

Thanks for your understanding!

Yours Only
Felimax
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 11:06pm On Aug 29, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Keep foolīng yourself grin
Steve Harvey brother cheesy grin grin
Has nothing to do with that.
Steve Harvey is an expert but real men don't share no secrrt cos what works for me may never work for you.

Do you know what it means to meet a lady @17 and marry her @22?

The day of my wedding I told my wife I am looking forward to.day she will divorce me. Till now I still tell her that.

What you don't know you may never know till you die.
A fool is always a haste to call others a fool.
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 8:44pm On Aug 29, 2023
Oyerinde16:
Twale baba... Hawks outside keeping distance waiting for good opportunity to devour big gbolasticlala...

My wife go wait make I enter bath room, boom she de on to my phone....

Unluckily for her, I placed my second phone (no sim, just gaming) on record n hid le it up the curtain... I suppose as I enter bathroom the speed at which my wife carry my phone, she claim she doesn't know my password, baba she wrote it down... Enter my phone check WhatsApp, enter FB messenger, enter bank alert... While I was bathing, I did as if I wanted to come out, she returned it then carry am again... When she calculated I was done bathing, she returned the phone... One day I accused her of stealing my password and her accessing my phone, we drag am sotee she was ready to swear with the bible, when I showed her the video on my second phone, she weak ask me do you want to now carry your belt n beat me... I asked her if I have ever beat her before, she said I can start now... Omo I weak... See better setup... Fear women, then fear who no fear that specie....
Respect sir!
I am literally living two lives in two cities. Warri & Port Harcourt. I respect men with wisdom, I respect you!

Nuf said!
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 8:10pm On Aug 29, 2023
FuckTheMod:
Guy believe me, If she's checking your account more frequently, SHE'S NOT CLEAN AND THERE ARE THINGS HAPPENING IN HERS THAT YOU'RE NOT AWARE OF. TRY CHECKING HER PHONE FOR LIKE A WEEK SECRETLY TO PROVE ME WRONG.
WOMEN WHO CHEAT ARE VERY DEFENSIVE, PROTECTIVE AND HATE TO BE CHEATED ON.
THEY CAN ACT LIKE THE WORLD WILL COME TO AN END IF THEY CATCH YOU CHEATING ON THEM...
Nah!! Never!
That's for boys not men.
CrimeRe: Police Disrupt Gay Wedding In Delta State, Arrest 100 Suspects by Felimax(m): 11:28am On Aug 29, 2023
taylor88:
Good one

Infact kill all gays at sight

Bcuz I don’t know how you’ll leave very big soft nyash and breast say na another man anus be your problem

Imagine me getting erection at the sight of Adams oshiomole

If you’re a gay reading this may Amadioha strike you

Bastards

We’ve a million problems already in Nigeria

And someone’s prayers point is his fellow mans anus

Na una wey Tinubu suppose send go Niger to go fight
One thousand likes for you I beg. You made my day.

Chai, God bless you!
If possible add more to those lines. My eyes almost pop out laughing.
RomanceRe: Should Couples Have Access To Each Other's Social Media Accounts? by Felimax(m): 9:31am On Aug 29, 2023
Even though I have access to my wife's accounts I have never for once checked her accounts but she cannot do without my phone.

She checks like every single opportunity she has, very annoying.

Sha, those Hawks outside knows how to keep their distance.
PoliticsRe: See Full List Of 1966 Coup Plotters And Their Tribe by Felimax(m): 8:17am On Aug 29, 2023
Today, Aniocha is not igbo, tomorrow Anioma is the sixth Igbo state.

It is only a very foolish man from Delta North that will blindly follow an Igbo man to the chief priest without sides fully prepared.

@ Op, can you please also give us the list of the army generals that were killed?

I dey wait!
EducationRe: Any One Ever Wonder Why A Pen Stops Working When The Book Is Placed On A Wall?� by Felimax(m): 6:09pm On Aug 26, 2023
Gravity!

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